What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
The other day me and my friend were at the shops buying crafts I was wearing a black top she was wearing a stripy top we were arguing abt who was more creative when she asked to prove that I am I just said "u buy ur stripes, I make mine"
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled? The wheelchair floats to the top
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa, one stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on Top of a sky scraper , jump
What's black on top and white on the bottom?
rape.
Rainbows TOP the class as they always score with flying colours
Freddie Mercury was on top of the music world. That's only the 2nd thing he was a top in.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
Top tip; if your wife asks "what would you like to do to my body?" 'identify it' is the wrong answer
little johnny was late to class the teacher ask him where was he little johnny said i was on top of marry hill the a kid comes late to class and also said he was on marry hill then a little girl thats about 4 or 5 comes in the teacher ask who are you she said IM MARRY HILL
If I wanted to kill myself I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your iq
if your girl smells like tilapia, don’t let her on top-of-ya
Top 10 Cos:
1. Disco 2. Flamenco 3. Fresco 4. Fiasco 5. Monaco 6. Tobacco 7. Bronco 8. Morocco 9. UNESCO 10. Taco
Pexico? Not top 1000 in my honest book
Where was stephen hawkings during the house fire... the top of the stairs
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
how do you know when your vegetables are completely cooked?
the wheel chair rises to the top
I’m on top of things. Would you like to be one of them?
an apple and a emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time who hit the ground first? the apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his shits already packed.
