What is white on top and black on bottom? Society
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. They guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
The Trump cocktail .Take a large glass + fill it with a ounce of everything behind the bar . Top it with whipped cream and a cherry . Now for the hard part Finding a Mexican to pay for it .
Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do? A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!
Why is it that when Donald Trump and Melania make love she is always on top?
Donald Trump can only F@#k up.
Two gay guys are in a burning building, who gets out first. The one on the top or the bottom?
The bottom because his shits already packed.