Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is about how life is chill until a woman shows up and makes things complicated. It's like when your pecker is soft and free, then BAM! A woman's presence makes it hard. Get it? You wouldn't, you probably still watch Caillou.