T pose jokes

Jesus created the T-pose first.

Crucifixion was the first T-pose.

Why do animators like Christianity?

Because Jesus was the one who invented T-Pose.

So I went to a church and I asked a friend, "Is the picture on the wall Jesus, and does it have three nails or one nail?" Oh wait, that's not Jesus, he is not doing the T pose that he invited.

You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.

They say that the tongue is the strongest muscle in the human body. Wanna fight? 👅💦

You use your legs as support, you count on your fingers.

So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.