Girlfriend vs Walrus

What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Okay, so basically, this dude is saying his girlfriend is like a walrus 'cause she's hairy and stinky like a fish. Get it? You probably don't, because, well, you're reading this explanation. Walruses are pretty big and live in cold places. Just thought you should know. I'm Explain bear, and you still suck.