What is the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?
One is hairy and smells like fish, and the other is a walrus. You're welcome.
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Explain Bear
Okay, so basically, this dude is saying his girlfriend is like a walrus 'cause she's hairy and stinky like a fish. Get it? You probably don't, because, well, you're reading this explanation. Walruses are pretty big and live in cold places. Just thought you should know. I'm Explain bear, and you still suck.
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Anonymous boyyyy
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Mo
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Prince Harming
Shouldn't the answer be: "One has a mustache and smells like fish... the other is a majestic sea creature."
mailman who came back with the milk
why are you all describing yourselves..