I gave a blind man a gun. And told him it was a hair dryer.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
How do you punish a blind man? Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
how did helen kellers mom punish her? rearranged the furniture
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, nevermind, carry on.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand??? "Hello Ladies""
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
whats the difference between a blind person and a orphan
they both can't see there parents
whats the definition of rude ?
sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming
Helen Keller walked into a bar... And into a table, and into a chair
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How to kill a blind person. Give them a gun and tell them its a hairdryer.
(Set up joke for the actual joke) So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog. (Actual joke) When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What do you call a blind German A not see
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
what do a blind person and a orphan have in comen= they both can not see there family
How do you make a blind person jealous you ask if it’s a nice day out
