Blind Person jokes
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
How do you find a blind man on a nude beach?
It’s not hard.
Why are you so tired if you can’t see? Because you are blind.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
Q: How do you punish a blind person?
A: Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
Why are blind people bad at catching things? Because they never see it coming.
How do you piss off a color blind person?
Give them a Rubik's cube.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Everything is black, I can't see, can you?
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."