Blind Person jokes
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
Why are half of the orphans blind? Because they can't find their parents.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
What do you call a blind person driving a car?
Died.
A blind person walks into a bar.
Because they can’t see where they are going.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
What do an orphan and a blind person have in common? They both can't see their parents.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
Why can’t a blind person be a teacher? Because they can’t control their pupils.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
I saw two blind men fighting at the mall. I yelled, "He has a gun!" They both ran.