Blind Person

Blind Person Jokes

Gun

I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.

Skydiving

How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?

The dog lead went slack.

Guy

Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.

Orphan

What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?

They both can't see their parents.

Man

What's the definition of rude?

Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.

Dodgeball

I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!

Gun

How to kill a blind person.

Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.

People

So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.

When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.

Orphan

What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?

They both cannot see their family.

Day

How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.