Blind Person jokes
I gave a blind man a gun and told him it was a hair dryer.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Guys, stop making jokes about blind people, they might s... never mind, continue.
How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? Rearranged the furniture.
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand?
"Hello Ladies!"
What do you call a blind person on a date? A blind date.
What's the difference between a blind person and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
What's the definition of rude?
Sticking a blind man in a corner and telling him to find his wife.
Helen Keller walked into a bar...
And into a table, and into a chair.
I threw a dodgeball at a blind kid and got him out... guess I can say he didn't see it coming!
How do you punish a blind kid?
Move to a new house.
How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What do you call a blind German?
A not see.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
How do you make a blind person jealous? You ask if it's a nice day out.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.