How to kill a blind person.
Give them a gun and tell them it's a hairdryer.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished.
The dog lead went slack
So why don’t blind people go sky diving? It scares the hell out of their seeing eye dog.
When does a blind person know when he’s about to hit the ground? The leash goes slack.
What do you call a blind German A not see
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What did the blind man say as he passed the fish stand??? "Hello Ladies""
Why cant a blind person eat fish? They cant Sea-Food.
what do a blind person and a orphan have in comen= they both can not see there family
How do you make a blind person jealous you ask if it’s a nice day out
The blind person can’t eat fish, it’s “sea food”
How do you punish a blind man?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
What is a blind person's favorite color?
Black.
Guys stop making jokes about Blind people they might s... never mind continue.
what do you call a blind person on a date? a blind date
How do you piss off a color blind person? Give them a rubix cube.
i saw two blind men fighting at the mall I yelled he has a gun they both ran
One time a blind person grabbed my arm thinking it was something else.
"Oh wow, this is such an interesting book!"
What is the similarities between a blind person an orphan?
Neither can see their parents
whats the difference between a blind person and a orphan
they both can't see there parents
