Worst Jokes Ever

What do you call a gay Pikachu? Penischew.

Miss Boob had a 69-pound boob. She had been yelled at 2-2-2 much. She went to 51 doctors, went to Doctor X, and after 8 surgeries, she became boobless!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? 'Cause she had no arms.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Why did Sally have a black eye? She tried to play pattycake.

Why do you think SpongeBob will be good at sex? Because he's always ready.

Maybe I should call you Patrick Star, wanna know why?

Because you're fat, stupid, lazy and everyone laughs at you for it.

You're so skinny that every time you get an X-ray, you call it a selfie.

It says my comments are the worst. Although, if Explaining Bear were to post it, they would be negative jokes.

Friends you eat with are called "tastebuds".

This explaining bear, lol. Bro acts so smart, but he's just AI, and bro uses the worst nicknames. "Buttercup, sweetheart"... like, SWEETIE, get a life and stop roasting us.

Knock, knock?

Who's there?

This dumb Explain Bear who needs to get a life.

Guys, someone told me to describe my ex as a shop. Boi, he's not a shop! I found him at the lost and found. But if he was one, he'd be the drugstore.

If I'm dying and you ask me what's my type, I will say Karl Jacobs. Then my monitor will start beeping and y'all will get dragged out screaming, "YOUR BLOOD TYPEEEE!"

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?

The apple gets picked.

Why is one brain cell kinda like finding your dad?

Because there's a one in a billion chance of finding them.

What do Ethiopians and castanets have in common?

They go "Click click" "Clack clack".

What's a skeleton's favorite movie?

Indiana Bones.

My wife caught me touching myself to an optical illusion. And I said, "Honey, it's not what it looks like."

You're so anorexic that you'd beat an Ethiopian villager in a beauty contest.

How many cops does it take to fix a lightbulb?

None, they’ll just beat the Black out of the room.

You're so sad that you make the Great Depression look like a better time period to live in.