Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Sex

My neighbor's daughter gave me a three-course meal last night:

Starters - role play and stripping.

Main course - Reverse Cowgirl.

Dessert - Blowy.

Cowgirl

Why is reverse cowgirl illegal in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.

Suicide

If a pregnant emo kills herself, is it murder-suicide?

Abortion

How do you flatten curves?

With an abortion.

What has four legs in the morning, two legs at noon, and three legs in the evening?

A kitchen chair! Your momma sits in it for lunch, and your dad only manages to reattach one of the two legs that broke off by evening.

Roast

I'd say you were the spawn of Satan, but that would be an insult to Satan.

Common

What does a one-night stand have in common with earthquakes? You never know how long they'll last.

Church

Did you hear about the streaker in church? He was caught by the organ.

Santa

Why does Santa come down the chimney? Because he knows he isn't allowed to come in the back door.

Viagra

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

Viagra

What do you get when you mix Viagra with spinach?

Strong to the finish.

Skinny

You're so skinny that a Wi-Fi signal is stronger.

Common

We finally have something in common with Africa. They die of starvation, we die of overeating.

Bro sat down too close for comfort. I told him to move or he would get hurt.

Come on, how hard could it possibly be To move a few inches? You’re touching my D.

A guy really needs his personal space. Disobey and I’ll shove it in your face.

Orphan

Why does a kid never come home after a fight with their parents? Because they never found the key to the house again.

Roast

I'm not saying you're annoying. But if rectal herpes were a person, it would be you.