Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I wanted to fuck my mom, but she replied, "My pussy only belongs to your dad." That's why I had to fuck her in the a$$!

Thank you, anonymous user, for helping me with math a few months ago.

Now I got a 31 on the ACT.

I'd tell a Luigi joke but it would fall flat faster than the line on his victim's heart monitor.

Q. what do you call a CEO that's been shot in the head? A. An ambulance.

I arrived at work and saw a kid crying. I walked up to the kid and asked, "Hey, where are your parents?" and the kid just cried more. God, I love working at an orphanage.

"Others, Morris, Sal, Sal, Rasuba Marid, Things!"

My son is broken: "I think at home!"

Happiness!

Q .What's the difference between a Kevlar vest and a CEO? A. The CEO isn't bulletproof.

"Pull down your pants, pull out my willy, stir your guts round like a hot bowl of chili."

Why do crabs never give to charity? Because they’re shellfish.

Hahahahahahahaha what a knee slapper!

Why do black people only have nightmares?

Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)

Why would a vegetarian never moan during sex?

They don't wanna admit that a piece of meat made them happy.