Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Military

What's the difference between a female NCO and a zebra?

A zebra didn't have to suck and fuck to get it's stripes.

Nazi

What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?

An hour later, you're hungry—for power!

Nechen has been writing articles for the class for years.

Then the Guru asked him, "If I die now, what will be on my grave?" Fritchen searched for the plastic bag and shouted, "This is a protective bag!!"

My husband wants to tell me about my childhood.

Ok, I can't access the panel without the password.

Two blonde girls find a beautiful Christmas tree in the woods.

After two hours, someone said, "We found a tree without bark!"