Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕

Last week, I made a joke about leftists. Now it is time for me to take shots at the right, and then I will move on to centrists. But I just said the same thing twice.

Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."

Q. What's the difference between an Alzheimer's patient and a tomato? A. A tomato isn't a vegetable.

Hairline

When someone asks you why you went bald, say it wasn't a choice. It just happened.

Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps, "My friend is dead! What can I do?" The operator says, "Calm down. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead." There is a silence; then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says, "OK, now what?"

Death

I was going to charge my phone, so I pulled a plug and put it in. Then, my grandpa wasn't breathing anymore.

What happened to the chicken when he crossed the road? He didn't. He got run over by a truck.

Huggy Wuggy

If Huggy and Kissy ever had a kid, they would have a good lunch. *evil laugh* 😈

Huggy Wuggy

Huggy's so fat, Playtime Co. had to make him a monument of fatness.

Twin Towers

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

Catholic

What is the best Catholic dating app?

Grinder.

Why did the orange lose the race?

Because it ran out of juice!

Hairline

Your mama is so fat that when she jumped, they found water on Mars.