Worst Jokes Ever
Child: Dad, I want you to say "I'm a Man" after everything I say!
Dad: Uh, okay?
Child: My wife cheated on me.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: So I went to the bar.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: I met a hot girl.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: So I brought her home.
Dad: I'm a man.
Child: After sleeping together, she woke up, faced me and said...
Dad: I'm a man.
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My sister asked me, "Brother, how do babies come into the world?" Then my mom said, "Be quiet and fuck your brother, darling."
Is that the answer?
Dark humor is like sex: not everybody gets it.
What is the best way to pick up a woman from the bar?
Spike her drink with roofies.
Why did they burn witches back in the day?
Because they were annoying feminists.
I met a lewd nude in Bermuda
Who thought she was shrewd: I was shrewder;
She thought it quite crude
To be wooed in the nude;
I pursued her, subdued her, and screwed her.
Father heard his children scream,
so he threw them in the stream.
Saying, as he drowned the third,
"Children should be seen, not heard!"
Willy found some dynamite,
couldn't understand it quite.
Curiosity never pays;
It rained Willy seven days.
There is nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
The president of a company comes in to talk to his employees. He says, "As you know, sales have been way down and many of you are not meeting your quotas. We decided to SHAKE things up a bit and introduce you to our new Vice President: Michael J. Fox."
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
So he didn't have to pay the gas bills.
Why are women like parking spots?
Because all of the good ones are always taken first, and you gotta wait until they're available again.
The doctor gave me 6 months to live.
So I shot him.
Judge gave me 20 years.
Problem solved.
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
I went through this once... It's not funny... Please... stop.