Worst Jokes Ever
If an emo kid takes antidepressant medication, will they be happy?
If an emo kid takes an over-the-counter medication, will they be happy?
I showed my family a few Charlie Kirk debates.
They called him a pain in the neck.
OK, bye.
My sister saved a guy from suicide last week.
She was hiking and the guy was on the ridge of a high, narrow cliff. She talked him down, but I think he was just being edgy.
What do you call a crackhead with no crack?
Pointless.
What were Christa McAuliffe’s last words to her husband?
"You feed the dog, I’ll feed the fish."
I'll try not to post jokes about disabled people anymore.
I shouldn't kick a guy when he's Down's.
Why is ten afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Everyone is so sensitive about racial issues these days.
All I did was burn a couple crosses and I'm up on federal hate crime charges.
Retard. Retard. Retarded. Abortion. Cross burning.
Look at me, I'm funny and edgy.
How does someone with Down's Syndrome vote?
Through a special ballot.
Must have been a woman pilot.
How many prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they just put the light bulb up their pussy and ask you to pay.
What's Jeffrey Epstein's favourite vegetable?
The retarded kid down the street.
I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.
So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.
What's the best part about getting a lap dance from an Asian woman?
Her eyes are so narrow that she can't see if you don't pay her.
If I cut my wrist, am I a zebra or a tiger?
I told my boyfriend one time when I was drunk that I like being raped. The next day, he comes over and says, "Want to have sex?" I said no. He was arrested two days later.
What's the difference between a lightbulb and a pregnant woman?
You can unscrew a lightbulb.
Why can't an orphan ever play baseball?
Because they never found home.