Worst Jokes Ever
Tree Smurf, Pope Smurf and Smurf are civilian children.
Brain Baum-Schremp: "Mom, are you really hot today?"
Father Schremp: "Don't forget Heidelberg."
Putz-Mignon to Stewart: "Holbrugger?" - he said.
Schlumffen: "The wheel is always there: the toilet wheel."
Baum-Schlumpf: "Information about cucumbers, something salad and other vegetables. Warming up?"
Fly the wind because of the week!
Like Lieblingson, no one got it.
Then came my best friend:
BFF: "The Harry Potter Minions song!"
Everyone: "WTF?"
BFF: "Hurry up!"
Me: "Lose Vecna."
Concise, clear and simple?
Thimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!
Don't mention the chicken!
The hostess said to the guest: "Girl!"
A friend came up to a stranger and said, "Girls!"
What’s the craziest thing Kurt Cobain released?
The safety.
Why can’t Kurt Cobain ride in the passenger seat?
Because he doesn’t like when someone calls "shotgun!"
I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. I was sitting in the back of the movie theater, where no one was. Suddenly, she was sitting in front of me with some guy she was hugging. I was furious. I couldn't stay there anymore, so her friend and I had to finish it in the toilet.
Stephen Hawking walked into a bar.
Oh, is that how he ended up in a wheelchair?
Why can't Stephen Hawking be a police officer?
Because he can't use a walkie-talkie.
Donald Trump is so smart he got to take a cognitive test 4 times.
And if you think that's impressive, wait until you hear how many times he got to retake first grade.
How did Hitler like his portobello mushrooms?
Jewcy.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite car?
Rolls Royce.
What is Stephen Hawking's favourite music?
Rock and roll.
Why did the fat man miss his flight?
His body weight exceeded the weight limit.
Why was Hitler banned from Formula One?
He could never finish a race.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Not yo cheese!
What's a Mexican's favorite song?
"I Walk the Line."
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.