Worst Jokes Ever
When you were late to school and your teacher called you tardy, she meant that in more ways than one.
Kurt Cobain said he wished he was gay.
That's why he married Courtney Love.
My mom was 19 when she was pregnant with me, My mom was 39 when she was pregnant by me!!!
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
I dated an Indian girl for about six months. She was always Sikhing attention.
What kind of bride does the pedo icon like? A "maik order" bride. Why? The male part.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
What has two wings and an arrow?
A Chinese telephone. "Wing Wing Arrow!"
My brother was stuck in a wheelchair after a motorbike accident. He became a swimming champion until I took the VR headset off.
Your momma is so slutty, they hired her as a condom tester.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Because she had no arms.
Knock, knock.
Not Sally.
Q. What's a dog's favourite type of sex? A. Ruff.
In Junior High, we had to do a report on euthanasia. I misunderstood the report and wrote about how I'd really like a Korean girlfriend.
What do Africans always play? They play The Hunger Games.
Why can't Paris play chess? Because they don't have their towers (also known as rooks).
Gender reveals be going crazy nowadays.
While fucking, my sister said, "Brother, you are so naughty! You fucked our elder aunt every day in the absence of my uncle and cousins and made her pregnant!" Little did she know, I fucked our mother every day in the absence of her, my father, and my elder brother and made my mom pregnant as well!
Q. What does Jeffrey Epstein get his sex partners for their birthday? A. Crayons.
What do you call a gay bar with no bar stools? A fruit stand.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.