Worst Jokes Ever

What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?

"Run It!" by Chris Brown.

What do you call a person with Down syndrome in the military?

Special Forces.

Did you hear about the tourist that came to New York? Good, because they were a terrorist... When they were asked why they were traveling, they just mispronounced it.

Emo grass cuts itself, while transgender laundry hangs itself.

What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?

Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.

What did Osama give the Windows on the World restaurant in the WTC as a rating when he ate it? A 9/11!

What is a little zombie's favorite stuffed animal?

It's a deady bear.

How do terrorists feed their babies?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.

What is 6-inch long, in every men's pants or hands, and girls want?

- A smartphone, freak.

What did the computer say when it was tired of the user?

Kiss my ASCII!

I just went to a Halloween party for rappers and rap DJs from the Czech Republic, and everyone was dressed in the same costume! I couldn't tell which witch was Wich!

What is a Christian's favorite social networking site?

Faithbook!

I just found out that one of the new Star Wars shows is going to be about the time that some malware overloaded all of their computers, and I can tell from the title that those computers use Windows!

It's called "The Bad Batch File!"

Why did the deer go to the dentist?

It had buck teeth.

What do you call a lesbian pirate?

Red Beard.

What do black lesbians say about pussy?

"Smells like chicken, tastes like chicken."

Why did the emo trade his knife for a chainsaw?

- To win

Why are farts a nice break for emos?

They get to cut cheese.

What’s black and white and red all over?

A Milano’s cherry.