Worst Jokes Ever
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.
Three years later, there is a knock at the door. He opens it and there is the same snail. The snail says, "What the hell was that all about?"
What do birds and planes have in common?
They both fly into building windows.
Who is going to start the robot takeover? Me.
What’s something you can say during a pregnancy test and during a sporting event?
"We’ve got a runner!"
Julius Caesar & Tork Poettschke at the doctor's office:
"The doctor has now sent me the bill."
"Make him aware of his duty of confidentiality!"
Barack Obama and Tork Poettschke are at the Natural History Museum. They stop in front of a showcase.
"These are the eggs from the ostrich!"
"Aha, and where are Trump's eggs?"
Louis Armstrong and Tork Poettschke go for a walk.
One says to the other, "My wife always says that icke is no worse than the other men."
"How many men does your wife have?"
Your hairline’s going backwards in Ohio.
My girlfriend accuse me of cheating. I asked her what was I supposed to do? She was just lying naked she said just do the damn autopsy.
your hair line goes so far the dinosaurs will see it
Say Fentanyl 3 times in the mirror and you'll see Derek Chauvin kneeling on George Floyd's neck.
What do you call a white man that can dance?
A faggot.
The only way trannies will pass successfully is by passing away.
Don't tell me to accept trannies for who they are when they can't even accept themselves for who they are.
What do trannies and jokes about them have in common?
Neither of them get old.
Why are liberals so bad at playing hockey? Because it is played on ICE
Why cant Americans play chess?
Because they lost their towers...
What did Britney Spears’s left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they’ve never met
Tork Poettschke & Jack London walk down the street together. One asks the other, "May I stand in the middle?"
Charlie Chaplin and Tork Poettschke meet.
Chaplin: "What can I do for you?"
Poettschke: "Please get away from me."