Worst Jokes Ever
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.
What do you call a trans superhero team?
Ex-men.
What do you call it when two gay roosters fight?
Cockfighting
What is the difference between a woman and a knife?
The knife has a point.
What did Henry VIII say when he was asked to review Six the Musical?
"It was okay, but I really think they could have cut a few parts."
Why did Anne cross the road?
To get a new head ;)
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
Why can’t a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Because their focus is way off.
I know you’re feeling in a haze, but please enjoy your last three days.
FC Chelsea fans are just as nervous, stupid, scared, and restless as their allies.
Is it far enough? We publish interviews with people who know a lot about real wars.
Peace: On one case, that's true, but violence is the slogan for it.
Socialism: Yes, morning and evening. So the Sorce Streftator's work must be stopped!
Maoist: Yes, I like Walken Engspert.
Anarchist: Claire, this is why we don't need democracy, I'm Das Zoe Melsen.
Capitalism: Yes, but the truth is that he is ignorant and cannot be considered as an old leader, but as an employee.
Governor: Yes, but a strong left should be as strong as Minister Janomen Vardan or Director Januso Gavrelic.
Patriots: Are there simple megalithic laws?
When people are ready to die for their country:
Trust the Unionist Party.
Better than Reform.
Should we go to America for treatment?
We stayed in Essen and then left.
How much is McDonald's on a hot day?
Trump cut the company's advertising spending on Spotcom by 25%.
Putin's words paint a picture of his world as vast, but in reality, it is shrinking.
Hi. My name's Stephen Hawking. What's your disability?
Why was Hitler kicked out of the Deutsche Tourenwagen Masters?
He could never finish a race.
What do you call an alpaca of Pakistani nationality?
An alpaki.