Worst Jokes Ever
What is the national bird of Iran?
An American drone.
Can I get a building license?
It's the end of the world!
Ok, so let me tell y'all the lore. Basically, what happened was there's these mfs called Rhys and a guy named Mobrur. Mobrur is a fish basically from Bangladesh and Israel, so he's just a fish because he's Netanyahu's cousin, and Liam is from Australia; he's just a white piece of crap.
Basically, what happened was they knocked up each other because they were drunk and jumping on Netanyahu's beer belly, and it was all just a mess. Rhys is trying to get child support and half property from Fish, but he won't give it because he is nasty and claiming what isn't his, and he said, "No one likes you." So to summarize it, he killed him and is in jail now.
And there he met Mooha and he turned straight, Alhamdulillah! EVERYONE SAY ALHAMDULILLAH! He became straight, then Mooha got knocked up in prison and the guards beat them and they died.
What do you call a series of ascending steps with eyes that follow you intently?
A starecase.
Are you the king of the jungle? 'Cause why are we lying?
Why did the child throw the butter out of the window?
So she could see a butterfly.
Why is a football stadium always so cold?
Answer: Because it has a lot of fans!
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
A vigilANTe!
What's soft and feels like dog?
The fur coat I bought you from Temu.
What do you call a feminazi that has a dick the size of a Vienna Sausage?
Fudge Packer.
Today I heard someone playing "Dancing Queen" on the didgeridoo.
It was very Abba-riginal.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
What’s the difference between an Indian and an Arab?
One's responsible for 7/11, the other's responsible for 9/11.
POV: You go to your nail artist for pink nails, but she gives you stupidness. 😂😂😂
Roses are red, Holy moly is a flower, WOULD'N'T YOU LIKE A TASTE OF THE POWER!??? 🔥🔥🔥
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
On a lighter note, I seem to have gotten my pyromania under control.
What do you call a disabled person called Gerald?
GERALD!
My friends think I'm bipolar. I threw a pencil case at someone and I walked out, walked back in 2 seconds later and I was sunshines and rainbows.
Kid: "Grandma, what's dark humour?"
Grandma: "See that man in the wheelchair over there?"
Kid: "But Grandma! I'm blind!"
Grandma: "Exactly."