Worst Jokes Ever
This isn't even a joke, honestly. Rape victims bitch all the time, and they have a god complex. Hope they go through it again.
What do a priest and Life have in common?
They both get harder when kids are around.
What's the difference between a gynecologist and a genealogist?
One looks up the family tree, and the other looks up the family bush.
Once I saw a retard and an Alberta separatist having a conversation.
Well, actually, it was just the Alberta separatist talking to himself.
Why was 10 scared?
Because it was in between 9/11.
If sugar is a drug, does that mean putting it in coffee is overdose?
What do mermaids use to write with?
Sea pens.
What’s the difference between jam and marmalade?
I can’t marmalade my cock into your mum’s arse.
Q: What does a special ed student do when he wants to buy his first car?
A: Makes a Down payment.
When will delusional Christians grow up and realize their fairy tales aren't based in reality?
When I tell people my girlfriend's packin', they always think she's really good with a gun.
She's actually transgender and on the waiting list for surgery.
Why does no one like Hitler when he goes to the movies?
Because he would count, "zehn, neun", and then it would all turn green.
What do you call a computer that sings?
A Dell.
Why is it that when in PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but in public when I say "blacks against whites" or "boys against girls" I'm the bad guy?
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Hi Stephen. Are you a vegetarian?
Well, you are partly right—I'm a vegetable.
Stephen, are you a vegetarian?
I am a vegetable.
Their family portrait is also a dating app.
Yo momma is so fat that the ground shakes a lot as she walks.
Your momma so slutty, she masturbates with the Calgary Tower.