Worst Jokes Ever
The president of a company comes in to talk to his employees. He says, "As you know, sales have been way down and many of you are not meeting your quotas. We decided to SHAKE things up a bit and introduce you to our new Vice President: Michael J. Fox."
What do you call the bomb dropped on Hiroshima?
A rice cooker.
A man buys a new sofa from a furniture store.
The man asked if there was still room for anyone.
The furniture seller replied, "If you sit on the mattress, you'll be in trouble."
Hero, yes, but the hero doesn't know anyone, no problem.
The counter-openist on patenting said: "There is a problem with this machine."
The star asked, "Really? What are you doing?"
"That happened to me," answered the doctor.
The dentist asked the patient: "Your teeth are yellow, do you smoke or drink coffee?"
The Kloof in Antwerp: "On trial?"
What is the difference between a black pilot and Charlie Kirk?
The black pilot is still alive.
Feminist pussy belongs to me.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
So he didn't have to pay the gas bills.
Why are women like parking spots?
Because all of the good ones are always taken first, and you gotta wait until they're available again.
The doctor gave me 6 months to live.
So I shot him.
Judge gave me 20 years.
Problem solved.
What do you call One Direction converted to Islam?
Al-Qaedirection
Knock, knock.
“Who's there?”
“The Twin Towers.”
“The Twin Towers who?”
“I thought you'd never forget.”
I went through this once... It's not funny... Please... stop.
Sayori jokes aren't funny. :-:
I went through that once, you know...
Jeffrey Epstein was a disgusting person, but he could tie a good hangman's knot.
If a skinny person wants to gain weight, does that make them a trans fat?
Why did the cow want to cross the road?
To watch a mooooovie!!
Michael J. Fox's wife doesn't need a vibrator; she has her husband.
Slept in my Little Shop of Horrors T-shirt, woke up and could suddenly see more.
All those people who are called Garry are gay And all of Belgium is very happy about it