Why can't orphan's play baseball? Cause they don't know where home is
Jesus
Why does no-one look up at Steven hawking?
You have to look down to see him.
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also I have the same Birthday as her so I have the pass.
Q: What did the little girl say to her leper daddy? A: "Oops, I got your nose!"
Q: What is the hardest part of a vegetable to swallow? A: a wheelchair.
Jesus created the t-pose first
What does PEMDAS stand for?
Please End My Depression And Suffering
What's the chunkiest part of vegetable soup. The wheelchair.