Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
Someone glued my deck of cards together. I don't know how to deal with it.
How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?
5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.
Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?
A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.
What do you call a cut cucumber?
A guy with no legs.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
No means no, but if you use chloroform, it’s a guaranteed yes.
What do we want? Racecar noises!
When do we want them? NEOWWWWW!
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.
I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
Abortion clinics are kind of like NAZI gas chambers. Less people come out than go in.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.