Worst Jokes Ever
What happened after Technoblade died?
Everyone got raw pork chop.
I have no father or no milk. Like if you relate.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
If I went to Walmart, I would be able to scan my own wrists because they're barcodes too.
A horse walks into a bar.
Several of the patrons quickly get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
What’s the difference between a Hispanic and a stoner?
A stoner has papers.
Ever tried African food?
Neither have they.
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
I can hear the whole world booing me.
Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Me: *gets down on one knee*
Girlfriend: OMG, it's finally happening!
Me: *falls over*
Girlfriend: The poison is kicking in.
You tell an orphan joke to an orphan. You start laughing, they start crying. They say they are going to tell their mom. Then you start laughing harder.
I still remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. He said, “Hey, how far do you think I can kick this bucket?”
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...