Worst Jokes Ever
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My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
They made a horror movie about the Chinese president.
It's called "Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey."
Stephen Hawking isn't really dead, he's just rebooting.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...
One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"
You're cheap; no one even pays attention.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
Jake Paul
What’s the most played song in Africa?
Have you ever seen the rain?
What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.
When someone has an imaginary friend, you call them weird and crazy.
But when a group of people have an imaginary friend, you call it religion. :)
Yo mama so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everyone.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What caused Captain Hook's death?
He accidentally used the wrong hand to wipe his ass.
I told my sister I was into incest. She took it really hard. 😉😏