Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why was the tower of Pisa leaning?
A: Because it has better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
What country do French Fries come from? Grease.
Yo mama so tall, she was next to Neil Armstrong on the moon.
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What's the difference between a pizza delivery guy and a cop?
Pizza guys get punished for not doing their jobs properly.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
Being raped is like a dance; sometimes it hurts, sometimes it hurts more.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
I came here to laugh.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.