Worst Jokes Ever
What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common?
No ballroom.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.
What do you call a cow eating grass?
A Lawn Moo-er.
Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
What did Cinderella say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
A normal kid brings an MP3 to school.
A rich kid brings an MP4 to school.
A quiet kid brings an MP5.
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
I want to die like my grandpa, with a blindfold and a wet sponge on his head.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
When you were supposed to help the depressed kid, but not "help" the depressed kid.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
Thanks for explaining the word "many" to me. It means a lot.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Why did the squirrel do the backstroke?
He wanted to keep his nuts dry.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.