Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.

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  • God: β€œSteven, join us.”

    Sees the staircase to Heaven.

    Steven: β€œAhh, fu-”

    What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. πŸ€‘πŸ’€

    Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?

    Dad: Because she was made there.

    Son: Thanks, Dad.

    Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.

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  • I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.

    What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?

    cocks of African-American men

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  • Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"

    Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."

    I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

    What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."

    Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.

    Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.