Worst Jokes Ever
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
I am no longer anonymous.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Do you know the TV show "Naked and Afraid?" Well, that's what my grandpa and I played when I was young.
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What is the difference between an illegal immigrant and E.T.?
E.T. eventually went home!
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the similarity between Catholic Priests and McDonalds? They both like sticking their meat in 6-year-old buns.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
What is the difference between a wagon filled with sand and a wagon filled with newborns?
You cannot unload the sand with a pitchfork.
I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.
Flat Earthers
I'm not lazy, I'm just bone tired. I bet that one tickled your funny bone. It sure got me rattled. Don't try to stop me. I've got a skele-ton of these!
Why were the Twin Towers scared at dinner?
Because their mom said, "Here comes the airplane!"
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her, "Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?" The doctor says, "My number."
Knott and Shott got into a gunfight. Knott was shot and Shott was not. Therefore, it was better to be Shott than Knott. But what if the shot Shott shot didn't hit Knott but Shott? Then the shot Shott shot shot Shott.
My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.
Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.