Worst Jokes Ever
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
How do you organize a space themed birthday party?
You planet.
What do you call frozen Ibuprofen?
A chill pill.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
What did the mute man tell the blind man?
Nothing.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.
God creating spiders.
God: "Make it have 8 legs." Angel: "Ok? Bit excessive but ok." God: "And 8 eyes." Angel: "You need to calm down and li-" God: "Give it a butt rope!"
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
What's the difference between drugs and children? I don't sell drugs.
So the coach got mad at me because I'm the only one on my team who is only a bit on the spectrum, and I was just keeping the ball to myself. The coach pulled me aside and said, "Pass to others." I said, "Why?" And he said, "There's no 'I' in 'team.'" I said, "Yeah, but there's an 'm' and an 'e.'"
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
A Blonde walks into a hospital claiming that everywhere she touches hurts. So she goes into the examination room and the doctor says, "Okay, I'd like you to point to wherever it hurts." So the Blonde pokes her cheek and says, "Here. Ow." She then pokes her arm and says, "Here. Ow." She then repeats this with different parts of her body until the doctor finally says that she should stop.
The doctor says, "I know what's happened to you." "What's happened to me?" The Blonde says, concerned. The doctor simply replies, "You have a broken finger."
I unfriended Paul Walker on Xbox because he was always on the dashboard.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
I got the newest Call of Duty game! I got a 200 kill streak, then I went home and played COD.
I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.