Worst Jokes Ever
I got them red Gucci bracelets.
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
David? Mitosis.
What is the difference between preschools and my basement?
Little kids come out of preschool.
Why are tomatoes 🍅 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can’t ketchup.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"
Mom: "No you can't..."
Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"
lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
What's green and smells like ham?
Kermit the frog's fingers.
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
I was at a restaurant and a waitress yelled, "Does anyone know CPR?" I said, "I know the whole alphabet." Everyone laughed and laughed, well, everyone except one.
If a woman gets raped, just walk away, don't bother. Cheer on the rapist if you want.
They believe they are equal to men, right? So they are able to fight back, right? Then prove it! My EQUALITY!
What do you call a gay kid that killed himself?
A byebyesexual.
Roses are red, eggs come in a dozen, do I need to revive Hitler to teach you how to use a goddamn oven?
What did the elephant say to the naked man?
"How do you breathe through something so small?"
How do you light up a football stadium? With a football match.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.