Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a gay guy and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
Why did Mozart kill all his chickens?
When he asked who the best composer was, they all replied, "Bach, Bach, Bach."
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
Get a calculator.
Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
What do city plumbers and pedophiles have in common?
They both lay pipes in public parks.
Even Steph Curry can't hit threes from behind your hairline.
What is the richest planet?
Saturn 🪐- It has many rings.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
My boss had the heart of a child.
In a jar. On his desk.
What do you get when King Kong steps on Batman and Robin?
Flatman and Ribbon.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
What is the difference between Batman and a black man?
Batman can go out at night without Robin.
Alabama's saying: It's not cheating if we’re all siblings.