Worst Jokes Ever

Kids in the backseat make accidents, and accidents in the back seat make kids.

Get a calculator.

Okay, anyways, Sally has 69 bottles of boobs (because she is a cannibal that collects boobs) and her friend said it was 222 many. She got caught by the police and was taken to 51st Street. She got arrested for x8 days, so she was BOOBLESS.

Why does Sally have 100 sisters? She lives in an orphanage.

If I were a cat, I'd spend all nine of my lives with you.

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?

"It's pasture bed time."

The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.

How do you name a disabled Asian?

Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.

Want to hear a joke?

Fortnite.

I think my coworkers are gay. -- Every time I walk by, they mumble, "What an ass."

Wanna hear a terrible joke?

Paper

Pretty tear-able, huh?

99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.

If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?

She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’

Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?

Because no one’s looking for them.

I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.

Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.

What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?

Some people don’t pick it.

It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.