Worst Jokes Ever
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 😮
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 👛
Q: Why do orphans love playing tennis?
A: Because the ball comes back.
What's a fish's least favorite instrument?
A ClariNET!
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
You look good with anything, but nothing works too.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
What's the a simulation between a penis and a Rubik's cube?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the other side. Y'all knew this one, fr.
New Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn.
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
Shit! My neighborhood barber just got arrested for selling drugs! I've been his customer for 4 years, but I had no idea he was a barber.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.
So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.
That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What did the skeleton say before dinner? "Bone appetit." His whole family found that humerus.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso.
JK, bleach.