Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.

Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?

You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.

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  • What is red and cries and spins around and around?

    - A baby in a microwave.

    Me: Have you ever went sky diving?

    Friend: No.

    Me: Well don't, it sucks.

    Friend: Why?

    Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.

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  • Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"

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  • Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”

    Person 2: “What happened?”

    Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”

    Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”

    Person 1: “I was in my car.”

    When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.

    Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"

    I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’

    I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

    Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.