Worst Jokes Ever
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.
What do an open champagne bottle and an orphan have in common? They both lost their pop.
What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?
You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.
I told a diabetic boy to have sweet dreams, and he died the next morning.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Why did the depressed kid cross the road?
To get hit by a car.
Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.
Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.
Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.
There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.
*knock knock*
Who's there!
Not Sarah.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'd get in the van if I were you...
A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.
ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!
I told a kid in a wheelchair, "Use your nitro boosts!"
What do you call a cute boy with Down syndrome?
Awwtistic.
I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.
Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Roses are red, violets are black. Why is your chest as flat as your back?