Worst Jokes Ever
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'
I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'
I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'
Women are like blackjack. I’m trying for 21, but I always hit on 14.
Why does an orphan wanna be a criminal?
Because they wanna be wanted.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How do you describe a redhead with bad teeth?
Gingervitus.
My mom told me to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Explain Bear is my favorite.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
My mom asked me to stop making jokes about suicide.
I answered, "Don't worry... I'll stop soon."