Worst Jokes Ever
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
If mistakes make people human, then your parents must have been alligators before you were born.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
Why was the astronaut washing her hands?
She was getting ready to eat launch.
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
Why does the ice cream have so many friends?
Because he’s cool.
An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."
I just found out I'm colorblind. News came out of the purple.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
6:30 has to be the best time, hands down.
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.