Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What is an orphan's family reunion called?
Me time.
What does a priest hold on to when having sex?
He holds on to the schoolbag.
I'm a rapist.
If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.
I will remember my biker buddy's last words: "Why did you cut in front of me?"
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.
Did you hear about the gay choirboy?
He choked on his first hymn.
What do you call a German man who can't see?
A not see.
Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?
A: Rainbow Six Siege.
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
How many brain cells does a pregnant blonde have?
Two, one for her and one for the baby.
What did Chris Brown say when he saw Rihanna?
"I'd hit that."
Being sad is my only happiness.
I tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was a waste of time.