Worst Jokes Ever
Why is Donald Trump so desperate to break into the White House?
Most landlords cannot lease their properties to him due to the fact that he is a felon.
What did Melania ever see in Donald Trump?
$2 billion and high cholesterol.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It.
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died? Because they don't fear him anymore.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
what is the fastest land animal? the last chicken in a Kenyan village.
Is your name suicide because I think about you all the time?
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
You wanna know what I want for Christmas? My dad to come back with the milk he said he was gonna get.
modern feminism.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
I asked the little German girl to rate our sex between 1-10. She kept crying and shouting "9!"
That's the best I've done so far.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"