Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Bike

  • I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.

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  • Penis

  • Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."

    Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."

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  • Cream

  • Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"

    His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."

    A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"

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