Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Have you heard about the pedophile who was found guilty of robbery?

- He robbed children of their innocence.

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  • Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? -- Because the octopus was well armed.

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  • What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

    Their ankles.

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  • People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.

    Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."

    Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."

    Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."

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  • I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

    Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

    Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.

    They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.

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