Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Everything I fall in love with leaves me. Maybe if I fall in love with my depression, it'll leave me too.

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  • Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

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  • "I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."

    I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.

    He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.

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  • We wrote letters to a kid with cancer. My letter read, "It's a bumpy road but soon you will have a straight path." People didn't realize it was meant for his heart monitor.

    I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

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