Worst Jokes Ever
Do you know Putin?
Put in these balls in your mouth.
What’s the best thing about 28 year olds?
There’s 20 of them.
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
Suicide is just self-defense. You're killing the person that tried to kill you.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.
My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he'd be fine and it'd only take a few minutes.
Lying bastard never came out.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
"How is your long distance relationship going?" -- "So far, so good."
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
A starving homeless kid asks me for food.
I said, "sorry, my plate is full."
In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.
All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.
An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.