Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.

My conversion therapy done worked. Now I only sleep with my sister and not my brother.

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  • A man walks into a bar, sits down, and asks the bartender for 12 shots of vodka. The bartender asks what the man is celebrating, and said he'll give one shot on the house. The man said, "I'm celebrating my first blowjob. And nah, if 12 shots doesn't get the taste out of my mouth, nothing will."

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  • What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?

    Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.

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  • When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.

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  • Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."

    So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.

    Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."