Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Blonde

  • A blonde, redhead, and brunette are all sitting in a hospital's waiting room for ultrasounds.

    After a while, the brunette giggles while rubbing her belly. Both the blonde and redhead look over at her and ask, "What's with the giggling?"

    The brunette replies, "I'm having a boy!"

    The blonde and the redhead ask, "How do you know?"

    "Because he was on top!" The brunette replies again.

    The three go back to conversing, and then the redhead starts to giggle while rubbing her belly.

    "What's with the giggling?" The blonde and brunette ask.

    "I'm having a girl!" The redhead replies.

    "Well, how do you know?" The blonde and brunette ask again.

    "I was on top!"

    All of a sudden, the blonde bursts into tears.

    "Oh, honey! What's wrong?" The redhead and brunette ask.

    "I'm having puppies!"

  • 0
  • Flower

  • You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?

  • 1
  • Mosquito Net

  • If only they had more mosquito nets in Africa, we could prevent millions of mosquitos dying needlessly of AIDS...

  • 1
  • Pokemon

  • My girlfriend told me to stop playing Pokemon as it was childish.

    I started thrashing about and roared, “You don’t have enough badges to control me!”

  • 2
  • Blind man

  • A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."

  • 0
  • Morbid humor

  • What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.

  • 2
  • Orphan

  • Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.

  • 45
  • Friend

  • My only friend who actually cares: "Stop making suicide jokes, I’m really concerned!"

    Me: Okay, I’ll cut it out.

  • 1