Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a 90-year-old black man?
Antique farming equipment.
There was this kid who was going to take a girl to the dance. He had fancy clothes, fancy shoes, etc. Finally, the day of the dance came. He happily drove over to the girl's house. When he got there, he said to her father, "thank you for this moment, have a great night".
At the dance, the girl asks the boy, "can I have some food?" He gladly replies "yes" and walks over to the food trucks, only to see a huge line. So he waits in line for like 30 minutes. He comes back to the girl, and she says, "thank you so much, I really needed something to eat". Then she asks for some sweets and a soda. Again the boy waits in line for about 30-45 minutes. Then he comes back, and she says, "thank you SOOOO much". Then she says she has one more request. The boy, (now clearly agitated) says, "what is it?" She says, can I have some punch? SO the boy walks over to the punch table, but to his surprise, there was no punch line.
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
Alzheimer's protesters march chanting. "What do we want? Better treatment... When do we want it? ...Want what?"
Why was the blunt pencil bad at making speeches? It never had a point.
Are you suicide, cause you’re always on my mind?
The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.
In communist Russia there is no discrimination. White, black, African, American, British and Asian. They all go to Gulag eventually.
What's a Mexican's favorite video game?
Borderlands.
The number 13? Not on my watch!
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
Why does Mexico not have an Olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, and swim is already in America.
What’s a Mexican’s favorite sport?
Cross-country.
An American bully goes up to an English kid and says, "You're ugly!"
And the English kid says, "Well, wanna know why you can't play Jenga?"
"Why?" says the bully.
"Because you haven't got a tower."
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
I was crying when my dad was cutting onions.
Onions was such a good dog.
So, you're into pronouns? Let me she/them titties.
what did Germany and Austria do after ww2?
accepted all art students
What happens if a cookie turns emo?
It becomes a cookie cutter.
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.