Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Masturbation

  • I got caught masturbating in the bath by my mum!

    I said, "Mum, I’ll wash it as hard and fast as I want!"

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  • Toddler

  • What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

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  • Anilingus

  • What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?

    If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!

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  • Mama

  • Your mama is so fat that when she wears yellow, kids run after her thinking they missed the school bus.

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  • Washing Machine

  • A man ordered a washing machine because his old one stopped working. As soon as the man opened his new washing machine, he immediately rejoiced because there was a woman inside. Without hesitation, the man yelled, "FREE DISHWASHER!"

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  • Nut

  • I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.

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  • Autism

  • I never knew the kid at school had autism. I always just thought he was walking into cobwebs.

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