Worst Jokes Ever
You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
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Me: My life.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.
If hay is for horses, what is for unicorns?
Haaaaaaay!
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.
Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.
Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.
I asked an emo girl if she gets jealous when her phone dies.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
Fun fact! You can hold your breath till the rest of your life.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
The next sentence is telling the truth. The previous sentence is telling a lie.
Why did Mia Khalifa become so famous?
Because she blew up.
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death, you may end up regretting it. You can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if I’m wrong.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"