Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Hooker

  • A teenage boy decides to go see a hooker for the first time and asks his experienced uncle for some tips.

    "Uncle, what should I do about the hooker name? Should I ask her real name or should I come up with a name for her myself?"

    "Kid, I've been fucking hookers for 20 years and I didn't even know they had names."

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  • Woman

  • So a woman was paranoid, so she had a dog to check to see if anything was wrong. She would always stick her hand under the bed, and if the dog licked her hand, then she was safe. One night, just before bed, she stuck her hand under the bed. She felt a lick, so she went to bed. In the middle of the night, she needed to go to the bathroom. So, she walked into the bathroom, and on the window, it said: "HUMANS CAN LICK TOO!" Then she was murdered.

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  • Abortion

  • So, a daughter asks her father, "Dad, what is your opinion on abortions?" Her father says, "Why don't you ask your sister?" The daughter responds, "But I don't have a sister... Oh."

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  • Twin Towers

  • What do the Twin Towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive topic.

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  • Jack

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marrahwanah.

    Jack got high, slapped her thigh, and then they had some fun.

    Jill forgot to take her pills, and now they have a son.

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