Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Rihanna

  • Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?

    I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.

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  • Dollar

  • If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, girls would find me attractive.

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  • Life

  • Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    My life.

    My life who?

    My life is depressing...

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  • Bomb

  • Three guys are on a plane: one is Asian, one is Mexican, and the other is an American. The pilot says, "There is too much weight on the plane, you all need to throw something off." So the Mexican threw out a burrito and said, "I have plenty of these where I come from." Then the Asian threw out some rice and said, "I have plenty of these in my country." The American threw out a bomb and said, "I have a lot of these in my country."

    The plane crashes anyway, and the three men start to walk away from the crash. As they were walking, they found a boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of burritos fell out of the sky and got me all messy." The men started walking away and soon enough they found another boy crying. They asked him what was wrong, and he said, "A ton of rice fell out of the sky and shredded all my clothes." The guys knew who did it but avoided the trouble. They kept on walking and found a kid laughing so hard he was on the ground, and they asked what had been so funny. The boy said, "MY GRANDPA FARTED AND THE HOUSE BLEW UP!!!"

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  • Finger

  • When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂

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