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Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.
Q: What comes before 47?
A: AK
The orphan: why don't my parents love me? Me: because you don't have any.
My therapist told me that time heals all wounds. So I stabbed him, now we wait.
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do you call a pregnant slave? A two for one deal.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
Yesterday, a guy threw a liter of milk at me.
How dairy!
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What do you call an autistic kid coming to school with a gun?
Special Forces incoming!
Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
Jack got mad and kicked Jill in the ass because she couldn't make him cum.
What's the quickest way to go to the hospital? Just stand in the middle of a busy road.
I was going to kill them with kindness, but then I realized using a knife is a lot faster.
My grandpa may be a pedo, but at least he slows down in the school car park.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Why did the police go to a baseball game?
Because a player stole the base.
Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets. 😂👀