Worst Jokes Ever
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
Whoever kills Hitler goes to heaven. Oh, wait... nevermind...
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
What do you find up a ghost's nose? A BOOger.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
Did you hear about the guy who got a tattoo of an octopus?
He got inked up.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Yo mama so stupid, she stared at a juice box because it said concentrate.
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
Why is the Z the only politically correct letter?
Because all the other letters are not Z's.
Have you heard about the lemming that jumped off a cliff into an ocean?
I heard it was because of pier pressure.
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Is it bad to hit an orphan?
It's not like they'll tell their parents.
Why can't two Asians make a white kid?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
So, I was at a funeral the other day, and it was a school shooting mass funeral. The lady beside me asked me, “What do you think was going through their heads?” And I replied, “Probably a bullet.” She was furious and said, “How dare you! You have no idea what those kids were probably going through!” And I replied, “Well, they were going through anything the bullet was going through them.”