Worst Jokes Ever

I can see Uranus from here, and it's mighty gassy!

What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?

Cracking open a cold one with the boys.

So, a man was on a ledge ready to kill himself because he got laid off at work and his girlfriend cheated on him. He was about to jump until he saw from a mountainside a little guy with no arms dancing around. So he thought, "Maybe my life ain't so bad." So he went to the mountainside. "Thank you," he said, "I was gonna jump off a bridge and kill myself until I saw you dancing, even though you have no arms. Dancing?" the armless man said bitterly, "My asshole itches and I can't scratch it."

Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.

What do you call an autistic kid with a glock?

Special forces.

Btw, I'm 13.

What's the same about "Make a Wish Program" and "Dark Jokes"?

They never get old.

Lol. It was just a prank, bro.

Two windmills were standing in a wind farm. One asked, "What's your favorite type of music?" The other one replied... "I'm a big metal fan."

Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

My girlfriend called me a "pedophile", and I said, "That's a big word for a 5-year-old."

Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?

Because women don't have rights.

If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.

What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.

"White people can't jump"...

"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."

Spongebob is yellow, and he can't drive.

Must be Asian.

What do you call a Portuguese who commits a crime in Las Vegas?

Consensual Rapper 7.

Is necrophilia considered cracking open a cold one?

A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.

Yeah, Asians have squinty eyes, but that's because they have had the displeasure of seeing so many ugly obese Americans in one place.