Worst Jokes Ever
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?
They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
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I bet for Halloween you were a Goblin. How about you gobble deez nuts?
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
- Mommy, what will I be when I'm grown up?
- Shut up, Sam, you've got cancer!
Why does Hitler deserve heaven? Because he killed Hitler.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking, so he asked him, "Sir, are you drunk?" The man responds, "No, sir, I'm not drunk." So the officer asks, "How high are you?" And the man responds, "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"
My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
What instrument can a skeleton not play? An organ!
What instrument can a skeleton play? A Trombone!
A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."
I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.
Man, I loved that wheelchair.
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!
There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.