Worst Jokes Ever
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
Women should be allowed to leave the kitchen... to clean the rest of the house.
what came first, The apple or the girl? The apple, because the tree left her hanging :)
I was trying to poison Santa, but he killed my dad and ate all the cookies! 😤
Why did the pianist keep banging his head against the keys? He was playing by ear.
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
I have a paper cut from writing my suicide note... it's a start...
I like my women like I like my wine. 16 years old and locked in a basement.
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
What did 50 do when he was hungry?
58.
My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."
I shot her, now we wait.
I cried when my dad cut up onions. Onions was a good dog.
What is the difference between American teenage girls and Muslim teenage girls? -- American teenage girls get stoned *before* they have sex.
Why do you never play a game of cards in the jungle? Because there are cheetahs!
I just watched a documentary about beavers. It was the best dam show I've ever seen.
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
Why was the man fired from a calendar factory? He took a day off.