Worst Jokes Ever
It turns out a major new study recently found that humans eat more bananas than monkeys. It's true.
I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
Olivia Rodrigo
A man gets an email from his doctor.
"Sorry for the delay on getting your prescription, it'll be at your house tomorrow."
The man thinks to himself, "Oh shit! Then what have I been taking?"
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
I don't need to go to the car dealership when I have a Geico scanner on my arm at all times. 😏
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
Why did the lemon 🍋 go to the doctor 👩⚕️?
Because he had a sour stomach.
Why can't college students take exams at the zoo?
Too many cheetahs!
Famous last words: "Don't worry man, it's not even loaded."
Error code 404. "Will to live" not found.
Smileandtalk.exe has stopped working.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
The day after Chuck Norris was born, he drove his mom home from the hospital.
When you're the only one nice to the quiet kid.
Kid: "I like you... don't go to school tomorrow."
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Why does the Queen have more mobility than the King in chess?
Because it's shaped like the kitchen floor.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They stuck her in a round room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.