Worst Jokes Ever
I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.
Ok, not really racist but still funny.
What do you call an autistic person? Names.
I'm autistic myself, so don't go crying in my comment section.
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"
Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.
Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
What do you call the place where an octopus is sitting?
Octopied.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."
Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.