Worst Jokes Ever
Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?"
"Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"
What's the best thing about abuse jokes? The punchline.
So, I tell my friend a pun about Bach. She freaks out. Then I say, "I hope that wasn't too much to Handel. Don't let it Strauss you out."
For all of my musicians out there!
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
How to fall down stairs.
Step 1. Step 2. Step 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.
How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?
AIDS.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
What do you call a pessimistic Mexican?
A Mexican't.
I’ll never forget my Granddad’s last words to me just before he died.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Wow, hairy!"
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.
What's a pedophile's favorite cooking ingredient?...... Fresh meat.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.