Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Difference

  • What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

    There is no difference.

    They both got split open by a huge log.

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  • Doctor

  • My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!

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  • Frog

  • A young man was crossing the road when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess." The man took the frog, smiled at it, and put it in his wallet.

    The frog called out again, "If you kiss me and I turn into a princess, I will live with you for a week and do everything you want." The young man took the frog out, smiled, and put it back.

    Then the frog called out, "Okay, okay! I will be with you and do whatever you want forever!" The young man laughed and put it back in his wallet.

    Finally, the frog asked, "What is wrong with you? I'm offering to be a beautiful princess! Why won't you kiss me?"

    The young man said, "Listen, I'm an engineer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is pretty cool."

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  • Dark Humor

  • Son: Mom, what is dark humor?

    Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?

    Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!

    Mom: Exactly!

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  • Grandfather

  • One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.

    A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”

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