Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

School shooting

  • School shooting happens:

    Foreign exchange student: Sobbing under desk.

    American student: “First time?”

    The student from Irak with an AK47: "RAtatata..."

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  • Mailman

  • Two boys came home for dinner late, and their mother asked, "Where have you boys been?" One of them replied with, "We were all over the neighborhood, we're mailmen now." Their snobby teen sister said, "Well, you're not real mailmen, real mailmen use real letters." Then one of the boys said, "Actually, we used real letters, we found a whole box of them under your bed."

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  • Penguin

  • One day, a cop pulls a van over, and when he walks up to the window, he sees ten penguins in the back.

    The cop asks the man, “Are those your penguins?”

    The man says, “Yes, they are my pets.”

    The cop replies to the man, “You need to take them to the zoo right now.”

    So the man agrees and drives off. The next day, the cop pulls over the same van, and he walks up to the window and sees the ten penguins all wearing sunglasses.

    The cop says to the man, “I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo.”

    The man says, “I did! Today, we are going to the beach!”

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  • Word

  • Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

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  • Norway

  • Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

    So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

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  • School shooting

  • A kid is arrested for a school shooting threat. He is then apprehended and asked why he wanted to do this. He responds with, "What do you mean? I already did it." Then the police ran back to the school to apprehend the other people he was planning it with. The cops busted in through the doors, which caused a smoke trap to go off, which then the cops saw three people walk in and the police begin to fire. But as the smoke began to clear, the cops saw that the three people were 16 kids duck taped to rolling poles, 4 per pole. Back at the station, holding the kid being apprehended, the kid puts his feet up on a chair and said, "Aww, it pays to be lazy!"

    Wish

  • A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

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  • Population

  • China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

    That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

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