Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Son: Dad? Why is mommy no longer with us?

Dad: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Son: Why?

Dad: To get to the other side, but your mother only made it about halfway.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run too if your name was dgergbbfdnbj.

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    • A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”

    A time traveler walks into a bar.

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    • The teacher is asking you a question.

    Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"

    Me: "Dead."

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    • Man walks into a bar and sees a bear serving drinks... Sits down looking astonished. The bear says, "what's the matter you never saw a bear serving drinks?" The man says, "it's not that, I just never thought the moose would sell the place."

    How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

    One day, I was sitting on my couch watching YouTube when I heard a knock on the door. I opened the door, and to my surprise, it was my dad. I haven't seen him in 16 years, so I let him in. I noticed he had a gallon of milk in his hand, and he went to the kitchen and put the milk in the fridge.

    Then he walked towards me and said, "Oh no! I forgot the cereal!" Then he walked out the door and drove away. I never saw him again.

    God creating bees.

    God: "Put a needle on their butt."

    Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"

    God: "Make its puke delicious."

    Angel: "WTF"

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    • Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

    Reports say there's a small medium at large!

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