Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.

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    • What’s the difference between a bullet and a Jew?

    One comes out of the chamber.

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    • I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.

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    • What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?

    The kids actually want to sit on Santa’s lap.

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    • What was the orphan's name?

    Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

    What do a crippled person's legs and the Twin Towers have in common? They both went down and never came back up.

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    • The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.

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    • I just found out that there is a racist stereotype about Asians being bad drivers, which isn't true... but if it is, then maybe Pearl Harbor was just an accident.

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    • What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"

    An obese, depressed mother is trying to tie a noose, but can't reach it, so she calls her son for help.

    *A few minutes later*

    son: There.

    mother: Where did you learn to tie such a good noose?

    son: Dad showed me before he died.

    mother: DAMN HIM TO HE- *slips and the noose chokes her to death*

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