Worst Jokes Ever
What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?
You better not lay a finger on her!
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
A is for apple, B is for dyslexia—oh wait, no! That’s D!
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.
I now have $999,999.75.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Say this out loud: Alpha Kenny One.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
What do you call it when Panera Bread has bread?
Panera Bread.
Roses are red, But grass is greener, When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
What did the two paintings say after a long battle?
Let's call this one a draw.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.
They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Orphan: "Why can’t I watch a PG movie?"
Me: "They are Parental Guidance."
My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.
Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.
The twin towers are like water bottles.
It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.