Worst Jokes Ever
What did the condom say when he came out of a gay guy's asshole?
He said, "Fuck this shit!"
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
Rust in peace.
Little Johnny walked into the bathroom while his dad was taking a dump. As soon as Little Johnny walked in, his dad let out a big FART! Little Johnny said, “WHAT WAS THAT?” His dad said, “That was the sound of the north wind.” The next day his teacher asked the class, “What’s the direction of the north wind?” Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher called on him and he said, “TEACH IT’S MY DADDY’S BOOTY!”
What do Hostess Twinkies and the cock of a gay man have in common?
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What does the "f" stand for in orphan?
Family.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite Minecraft biome?
A plains biome.
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
Someone who was working in the tower must've put their phone on plane mode.
What's the difference between an elephant and a feminist?
The feminist is overweight.
Whenever I go to bed, my wife disappears, but whenever I turn on the lights at night, she’s back in bed.
Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."
A skeleton walks into a bar. Orders a beer and a mop.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doctor, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
Why are fish easy to measure?
Because they bring their own scales.
You know what they say about dark humor: it hits harder than a drunk parent.
How did a blonde commit suicide?
She jumped from the basement window.