Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Toilet Paper

  • It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.

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  • Remote

  • Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"

    Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."

    Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"

    Dad: "That isn't the remote."

    *Weird background music*

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  • Childhood

  • My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.

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  • Phone

  • So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.

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