Worst Jokes Ever
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.
Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What is money called in space?
Star bucks.
What joke could orphan's never understand?
Your Mom jokes.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
Your hairline's so messed up that even Martin Luther King Jr. couldn't have a dream about it.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"
What do you call a midget with autism?
A weetard.
Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.
How do you get an emo kid to jump?
A bridge.
My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Robin! Jump in the Batmobile."