Worst Jokes Ever
They say string theory is hanging on by a thread.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
What tree is every emo kid trying to find?
The hanging tree.
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward.
Why can't you play Uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards.
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
"what's that on your wrist?"
"I'm a cutting board. duh"
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
I used to be in a special needs class, and the teacher sent a student (if you want to call them that) out to the hall for being late.
I asked her, "Why did you send James out to the hall?"
She said, "He was a little tardy."
I replied to her, "I thought they all were."
Official Dj Penaldo playlist.
1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.