Worst Jokes Ever
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
What do you call a vegan slut?
A garden ho!
What is Africa's most played game?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
Crush: "How much do you love me?"
Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."
Crush: "But it's morning."
Me: "Exactly."
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
I have no friends, but then I realize my true friends are anxiety and depression.
What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?
One goes limp when a child walks in the room.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
"I will Always Love You!"
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
What do you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
Stop and apply lubrication.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
What movie do all orphans find relatable?
Spiderman: No Way Home.
Having an abortion will make you so tired... it literally sucks the life out of you.
What's the most unrealistic part of Harry Potter?
A ginger with friends.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.