Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
You marry a single mother with an adult daughter. Now, your father marries the daughter. So, your father is your son now, because he is married to your daughter-in-law. But as your father's son and your father's father, you're your own grandpa!
Why can't humans hear a dog whistle? -- Because dogs can't whistle.
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
My friends were really annoying me at my birthday party, so I decided to pop a balloon to spook them.
Maybe going on a hot air balloon ride wasn't the best idea.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
ok this isn't a joke but it's funny.
Roses are red, nuts are brown, Skirts go up, pants go down. Body to body, skin to skin, when it's stiff, stick it in. It goes in dry, comes out wet, the longer it's in, the stronger it gets. It comes out dripping and starts to sag, It's not what you think, it's a lipton tea bag.
Get your mind out of the gutter.
So, we all know that old kids' joke: why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9. Well, why was 10 scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 11.
What do gay men like cocks?
🍦🍦🍦 they like the cream filling 😋
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Little Johnny is smokin' hard, The sun looks like Mountain Dew.