Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Knock knock. Who's there? A boy. A boy who? A boy who can't reach the doorbell knocking at your door.

What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?

A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).

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  • Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

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  • A professor was talking about the American dream. Then, he asked the German exchange student if there was a German dream, to which the student replies, "We did, but no one liked it."

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  • If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

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  • Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound. Daddy has that game, too!”

    A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

    It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

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  • Old man goes to the doctor.

    The doctor says, "The test results are back, and I'm sad to say you have cancer and Alzheimer's."

    The old man says, "Phew! At least it's not cancer!"

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