Worst Jokes Ever

One day I told my wife that she drew her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they don't have anyone to call "daddy."

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.

Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?

It's OK, he didn't either!

You can laugh at how men are stupid. But remember their favorite thing.

It starts with "M" and ends with "arriage".

If you guessed "Marriage" you're stupid. It's miscarriage and don't forget it. The joke never gets old to him. Just like the baby.

I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

I came here to laugh.

School reminds me of a penis. It's long and hard unless you're Asian.

I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.

A fat person with autism is a bit like decent sunscreen... A broad spectrum.

What's the difference between England and a tea bag? -- The tea bag stays longer in a cup.

Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?

Logan Paul left him hanging.

Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.

What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣

My sister is pregnant, I'm gonna be a dad.

Yeah, you can call me daddy, son.

9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)

What did the rope say to me?

"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"

Q: What do you call a group of transgender women?

A: The X-Men.