Worst Jokes Ever
Why is it so easy bullying orphans?
They can’t tell their mom.
Teach a man to fish and he will eat for a lifetime.
Teach a feminist to fish and she will accuse you of patronising her, claim she knew how to do it anyway, and that even if she didn’t, she could easily work it out without the help of a man.
What did one ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just WAVED. Can you SEA what I did there? I'm SHORE you did. Why are you so SALTY? Don't be a BEACH.
What is worse than 16 babies in 16 dumpsters? One baby in 16 dumpsters.
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
I got kicked out of the school library for placing a women's rights book in the fiction section.
What do you call a racist crow?
Jim.
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
Last time I talked to my girlfriend, she was yelling at me to put the hammer down.
A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.
She walked up to the bartender and asked, "May I please use the restroom?"
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.
After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause!
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"
"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like a drink?"
"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.
"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out."
Now, how about that drink?
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
Your mama is so stupid, she bought tickets for Xbox Live.
WARNING OFFENSIVE: What is the difference between a redhead and a brick? ... A brick gets laid.
What do you call a gay drive-by? A fruit roll-up.
The time when Michael Jackson came in his pajamas during the trial. Whether or not it was because he saw a 7-year-old boy has yet to be determined.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.