Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?

Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.

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  • How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.

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  • Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"

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  • Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

    Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

    I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.

    The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.

    What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

    Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

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  • I asked a Japanese chef how to make a good bowl of ramen, he said "Let me show you."

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  • Why does the Norway navy have barcodes on the sides of their ships?

    So when they return to port, they can Scandinavian.

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

    Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

    Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

    But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

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  • Me: "My grandpa killed 100 nazis."

    My friend: "Well, my grandpa killed Hitler."

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