Worst Jokes Ever
Never break a girl's/boy's/someone's heart. They only have one of them.
Break their bones instead. They have 206 of them.
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
Why is it that if you donate a kidney, people love you? But if you donate five kidneys, they call the police.
Why is the Tower of Pisa leaning?
Because unlike the Twin Towers it can dodge.
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."
Turns out Christopher was adopted.
Why aren't apple chargers called apple juice? Also, how do you throw away trash cans?
I was rooting for Donald Trump to be president.
We haven't had a presidential assassination in a while.
I always keep anti-fungal spray with me... because I don't want to share my girlfriend with anyone.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
What's a furry's favorite news network?
Fox!
Why don't witches wear underwear?
So they can get a better grip on their broom.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.