Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

  • What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?

    They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂

    Bank robbery

  • Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

    Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

    Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

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  • Incest

  • Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."

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  • Sexism

  • If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?

    The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

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  • Freezer

  • What do you call a blonde in a freezer?

    Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

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