Worst Jokes Ever
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
I thought my vasectomy would keep my wife from getting pregnant, but apparently it just changes the color of the baby.
God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
What do you call a kid with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
I was talking to a beaver about my life. I don't think he really gave a dam about it at all.
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.
What is the definition of African-American Vienna sausages?
cocks of African-American men
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
What's the difference between a black and a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe dis shit."
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
Having sex in an elevator is wrong on so many levels.
Jack and Jill went up the hill, so Jack could lick her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock, 'cause Jill's real name was Randy.
Q. What does Kenny get when he hugs his mom?
A. A boner.
Knock knock. Who's there? Broken pencil. Broken pencil who? Never mind, it was pointless!
Why is sex like math? You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there's no multiplying.