Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dog

  • I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.

    Comeback

  • Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?

    Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?

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  • Abortion

  • In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

    You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

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  • Politician

  • Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.

    Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.

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  • Sleepover

  • Two girls have a sleepover.

    Karen: Let's go to bed.

    Lauren: Fine, but it's early.

    *Karen wakes up and exits room*

    *Lauren hears noise*

    Mikey: You're so much better than my girlfriend, Karen.

    Lauren: *laughs*

    Lauren: *remembers her boyfriend is Karen's brother, Mikey*

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