Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Life

  • Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

    Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

    Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

    Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

    Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

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  • Apple

  • What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?

    The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.

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  • Hitler

  • What’s the difference between emos and Hitler?

    Hitler didn’t post on social media when he wanted to kill himself.

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  • Dick

  • Susie was in her mother's room one night, as her mother was getting ready for bed. She had slipped off her blouse; her boobs, plum and perky. Susie had asked what are those and will I get them? Her mother had said they were boobs and she would grow some in a few years. Her mother told Susie to find her father and say goodnight.

    So Susie left, headed down the hall to the bathroom where her father was showering. Susie knocked on the door, he said come in. He had moved the shower curtain over just a bit. Susie said she loved him, and then seen her father's dick. Shocked, Susie asked her father what that was and if she would get one. Her father said it was a dick, and he said Susie would get it after her mother went to bed.

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  • Hobby

  • It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

    Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

    "That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

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  • Rape

  • What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

    You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

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  • Surprise

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.

    But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.

    Because Jill's real name was Randy.

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