Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?

So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.

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    • An emo kid walked to me holding a rope, and asked: "Do you want to join my family tree?"

    What game does a suicidal person who is very bad at word or guessing games love?

    Hangman.

    Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?

    Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.

    Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.

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    • And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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    • An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee.

    A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after a while and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in."

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