Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

People

  • What do Ellen DeGeneres and homeless people have in common?

    They don’t cook because they love eating out.

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  • Gun

  • I don't like the word "gun".

    Whenever I say it, people always get triggered.

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  • Dream

  • The teacher is asking you a question.

    Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"

    Me: "Dead."

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  • Toenail

  • Broke my toenail yesterday. I'm now presenting you puns/jokes:

    1. "Yeah, I broke my toenail, wanna see phoTOES?" 2. "I'm tired of bandaging my toe! Oh. My. GAUZE."

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  • Woman

  • A young blonde woman fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a shop and buys a handgun.

    The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. The hysterical blonde tells her husband: "Shut up... you're next!"

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  • Adoption

  • Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."

    Turns out Christopher was adopted.

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  • Baby

  • Wanna hear something bad? A pile of dead babies.

    Wanna hear something worse? The one at the bottom is still alive.

    Wanna hear something worse than that? He has to eat his way out.

    Wanna hear something that's the worst? He comes back for seconds.

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  • Morbid humor

  • What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be 10 babies in one trashcan. Morbid humor would be one baby in ten trashcans.

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