Worst Jokes Ever
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
What do you say to a one-legged hitchhiker?
Hop in.
What separates bad jokes from dad jokes?
Condoms.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
Q: What do you call it when four Mexicans drown in quicksand?
A: Cuatro Cinco.
A little girl was sitting with some other kids. She thought to herself, "I want to have kids when I'm older, at least they’ll have a home, parents, and hopefully a dad that actually came back with the milk!" 🤣😂
Something you can say at a job interview and during sex:
"I’m here for the new position?"
A blind guy walks into a bar.
I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
Kid: "Hey dad, what's dark humor?"
Dad: "Go walk up to that homeless guy and throw a rock at him."
Kid: "But dad, I don't have any legs or arms."
Dad: "Exactly, son."
A man walks into a pharmacy and buys multiple containers of Tylenol, and the clerk asks why he's buying all of these. He replies with, "I'm playing 1 pill eat 100."
What is the difference between a microwave and a gay guy?
A microwave doesn’t brown your meat.
What's the best thing about 28 year olds?
- There's 20 of them.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Hate when my phone dies instead of me :))
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.