Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Autopsy

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I recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy, and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.

We found out that she died............... from an autopsy.

Friend

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My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

Johnny Depp

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Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.

Feet

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Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.

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  • Doctor

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    You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

    Michael Jackson

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    What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

    They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.

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  • Garden

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    I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.

    I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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