Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My daughter said I could never make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen the look on her face when I drove pasta!

Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.

Teacher: What's 3 minus 1? Me: I don't know. Teacher: How about this, you have three cakes, I take one. How many cakes do you have? Me: Three. Teacher: If I take one cake from your three, what do you have? Me: Three cakes and a dead teacher.