Worst Jokes Ever
What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?
"If we don鈥檛 get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."
The reason why people are short is because their dad never came back with the milk.
My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Hold on to your nuts, this ain't no ordinary blowjob.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
What has 50 legs but can't walk?
25 disabled kids.
What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?
Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!
A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.
The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.
What are the differences between Santa and Joe Biden?
The kids actually want to sit on Santa鈥檚 lap.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.
Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.
Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"
An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?
The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.
How to get quick cash:
Step 1: Kill a child's parents.
Step 2: Do foster care for them.
Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.
What do you call someone with a pindie spot?
Stop screen recording.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What鈥檚 the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?
The doctor doesn鈥檛 enjoy giving physicals.
Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.