Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Depression

  • Knock knock.

    Who's there?

    Insomnia.

    You'll fit right in along with Depression and anxiety, you can help keep me awake at night because Depression is struggling with that... Well now I can't cry myself to sleep anymore...

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  • Orphan

  • What did the orphan get for Christmas?

    Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.

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  • Prostitution

  • If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

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  • Hooker

  • What's the difference between my car and a hooker? I park my car in a garage instead of leaving it on the side of the road.

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  • Space

  • I parked in a disabled space today...

    ...and a traffic warden shouted to me, “Oi, what's your disability?” I said “Tourettes! Now fuck off!”

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