Worst Jokes Ever
Who says “white men can't jump?” They certainly did when the twin towers were falling.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.
The more emos there are, the less emos there are.
What do you call the people in the Challenger explosion?
Ashtraynauts.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
I asked my North Korean friend how it is to live there.
He said he couldn't complain.
How do you make 7 an even number? Take the "s" out!
So, I was in the woods the other day raping this woman when she screamed, 'Please! Think of my children!'
I thought, 'Ooo, you kinky bitch.'
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
If I eat a poisonous potato, it attacks my immune system and I die.
But if I poison a poisonous potato, then eat it, then I won't die because the potato is already dead and can't attack my immune system.
What's the difference between orphans and apples?
Apples get picked.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.
The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”
Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”
So the Pope slapped him.