Worst Jokes Ever
Dear Autocorrect, I never wanted to spell the word "bigger".
I know five fat people, and you're three of them.
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
Max likes his girls like he likes his wine. 7 years old and locked in his basement.
What fruit always feels depressed?
A blueberry.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
They say they found water on Mars. Mars 1, Africa 0.
Most states:
"It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."
Alabama:
"She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could fly a plane.
A depressed kid wanted to give me a high five.
I just left him hanging.
What do you call a creepy IT teacher?
A PDF file.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.
Old man: I ran over five miles today.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
If an orphan was Spiderman, which movie would he be in?
"No Way Home."