
Worst Jokes Ever
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."
If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.
Why can't a Muslim woman give head to an American cop?
She doesn't eat pigs.
What did MC Hammer say to Michael Jackson?
"U Can't Touch Kids."
What do Polish people in Poland use chop sticks for?
tweezers.
Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?
Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.
Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.
After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.
Why do midgets laugh when they run?
Because the grass tickles their balls.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What is Africa's most famous sport?
The Hunger Games.
I got arrested for raping a girl. Its so unfair, i really thought she was dead.
What was Jesus's favorite sport?
Lacrosse.