Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
Apples are actually picked.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama? You never turn your back to your family.
How does the zebra cross the road?
The zebra crossing.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
Why do people from Alabama abhor eating tacos and burritos?
Because their meat has to be in bread.
What goes up and down but stays in the same place?
Stairs.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
What do you call it when a drunk cowgirl falls off her stool at the bar?
A hoedown.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.
I nailed my sister's... picture on the wall.
You dirty-minded bastard!
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
The depressed kid getting bullied.
The bully: "You are useless."
The depressed kid: "I know."
What’s the similarities between a pillow and your mom?
They’re both in my bed.
What did a terrorist say when New York didn't want his food?
"Here Comes The Airplane!"
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
It's not rape if you're both crying.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
Thanos snapped.