Worst Jokes Ever
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No, he hasn't either.
What does a lesbian have in common with a mechanic? Snap-on tools.
A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.
"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.
"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"
The priest shakes his head.
"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.
"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?
You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.
Who are the fastest readers?
911 victims. They went through 88 stories in 7 seconds.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:
"I have good news and bad news."
The wife said: "What's the good news?"
"We managed to save his arm."
"What's the bad news?"
"We couldn't save the rest of him."
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
I forgot the joke.
What's the difference between a baby and an onion?
One screams when I peel its skin off.
One day, an orphan threw a boomerang, and it didn’t come back like its parents.
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Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?
A: “Holes gonna be big.”
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.
If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?