Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Marijuana

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Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Hobby

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John: Hi, boss, it is raining heavily today, so I will not be coming.

Boss: You stated in your job application that swimming was your hobby, so see you at 11 AM.

Fart

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Gary and Steve are having sex and the phone rings. Steve goes to answer the phone and tells Gary, "Hey, don't finish yourself until I get back." After returning from the other room, there is cum all over the bed and wall of the bedroom. "Jesus, Gary, I said not to finish yourself until I got back!" Gary turns to him and says, "I didn't, I farted."

Sally

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Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she had no arms.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Not Sally.

Death

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Doctor: You don't have long to live. 10...

Patient: Ten what? Ten years, ten months?

Doctor: 9... 8... 7...

Kennedy

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I named my daughter Kennedy so when I talked about how her brain was shot out of her head, people just thought I paid really close attention in history.

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  • Refrigerator

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    What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.