Worst Jokes Ever
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.
Well, I'm off to the orphanage to tell "yo mama" jokes.
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
Why are tomatoes 馃崊 the slowest vegetable?
Because they can鈥檛 ketchup.
Why did the computer go to the doctor?
Because it had a virus.
Why can't an orphan watch the movie:
It was family rated.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?
Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They鈥檙e just so pointless! But I guess that鈥檚 how they roll.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Why did the cow cross the road?
To get to the udder side.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
First of all, if a woman sues Bill Cosby for drugging and rape 50 years ago, and she could still remember it, it couldn't have been all bad.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?
The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.
How is baseball like cake?
They both need batters.