Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The first time riding my bike was a lot like my first time having sex.
It was hot. I was sweaty, but my sister had her hands on my shoulders all the time.
My wife told me to stop being an idiot.
I told her, "Which one do you want?"
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Seat belts are like the condom for cars.
People call me a bad person, but just the other day I saw a little kid crying and asked him where were his parents. I love working at the orphanage.
Bees don't sting Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris stings bees.
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
What is the New York fireman's favorite song?
It's raining men.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
What happens when Rick Astley is getting an erection whilst singing "Never Gonna Give You Up"?
You get PRICKrolled.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
So, I was raping this girl the other night, and she said, "Please just think of my kids!" I was like, "What a freak."