Worst Jokes Ever
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
There is this celebrity everybody thought was so down to earth. That was until he hung himself.
Did you hear about the ninja pedophile? No one saw him coming.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
It has been rumored that Disney is developing a movie based on suicide. The title?
Finding Emo.
Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
What do you call an annoying emo kid? A nuisance.
Yo mama's so fat that when she went sky diving, she caused another global extinction.
I called the suicide hotline in Saudi Arabia. They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
Q: Why did the chef get fired?
A: He took cooking advice from Hitler!
If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
What's the difference between a refrigerator and a gay guy? You have to ask permission before stuffing it with meat.
What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
I was going to log a pun about trees, but you wooden understand it.