Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

  • joe: Are your mom and dad nice?

    zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.

    joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.

  • 2
  • Money

  • How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?

    She can clean her crack and sell it again.

  • 0
  • Pole

  • A man walks into a bar.

    Then he walks into a Pole.

    Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"

  • 1
  • Adoption

  • A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"

  • 21
  • Year

  • Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.

  • 0