Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dad

  • My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"

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  • Movie

  • *Watches sad movie with family*

    Everyone else: *Crying*

    Sister: How aren't you crying?

    Me: I have no tears left to cry...

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  • Cannibal

  • Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

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  • Word

  • Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."

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  • Brother

  • Kid: Mom! You lied to me!

    Mom: When?

    Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!

    Mom: Sooo?

    Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?

    Mom: WHAT!!!??!!

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  • Orphan

  • Orphan: "I want to kill my parents."

    People: "I don't think you have the facilities for that, big man."

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