Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why are dolphins so smart?

Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.

Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:

"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"

I have an EpiPen.

My friend gave it to me while he was dying.

It seemed really important to him that I have it.

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

How do you embarrass an archaeologist? You give him a tampon and ask what period it's from.

Why can't two Asians make a white baby?

Because two wongs don't make a white.

Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?

To take care of his erectile dysfunction.

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."

"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."