Worst Jokes Ever
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Did anyone get my joke? It probably flew over your heads, oops I meant through.
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
"I bought my little sister a trampoline for her birthday, but all she wants to do is sit in her wheelchair and cry."
Today, I learned that a group of piranhas can maul a small child down to the bone in under 20 seconds. Well, I lost my job at the aquarium today.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What’s the difference between black matter and Black Lives Matter?
Black matter leaves an impact.
Why does Stephen Hawking only do one-liners?
Because he can’t do stand-up.
You know those paper families you cut out?
Well, I put one of those in an orphanage.
The only time you see a depressed person lifted up is when they hang themselves.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
"Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?
Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.
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I'm starting a clown shoe store.
It's no small feat! :oD
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
"I met a girl and she's 28."
"Now I'm the coolest guy in all of 8th grade."
- AJR
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
Yo mama's so stupid that she studied for her eye test.