Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"
It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"
My favorite place to make a bonfire? Orphanages, of course, silly!
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."
Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."
Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?
because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.
Like this if you are a single Pringle like me.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To finally get his milk.
*sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.
If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?
Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.