Worst Jokes Ever
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
Why are orphans bad at poker?
They don't know what a full house is.
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
What do Santa Claus and Bill Cosby have in common?
They both come while you’re asleep.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What’s the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
I asked my doctor if it was normal for one of my nuts to be bigger than the other two.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to climb Mt. Dew.
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
When a midget smokes weed, do they get high or medium?
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
I'd like to relish the fact that you've mustered up the courage to ketchup to my level.
If you’re having a bad day, just punch an orphan.
Who are they going to tell? Their parents?
My mom told me a joke she made 13 years ago, but she didn't tell me what it was... Anyways, I'm turning 14 next month.