Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dog

  • Mom: I'm getting you a dog!

    Me: OMG REALLY?!

    Mom: Yeah, what gender do you want?

    Me:...

    Me: Bitch, please.

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  • Comeback

  • My husband told me to make him a sandwich. I was looking online for some comebacks. Someone online said, "You better come back with a goddamn sandwich!"

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  • Virgin

  • The moment when she tells you: "I'm a virgin. Be gentle!" And you tell her, "Don't worry, I used to work with kids."

  • 4
  • Sex

  • What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?

    Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.

  • 3
  • Trump

  • Donald Trump was golfing with Barack Obama. The Donald said, "Listen Barack, I'm getting older and I'm having trouble sexually satisfying my young wife. I know that you black guys are supposed to be magic in bed. Can you give me a few pointers?" Barack gave Donald a few ideas and that night Donald made love to his wife. He did everything he was told. He started out slowly entering his wife gently then finished hard. Melania came quickly screaming. "Oh Donald, You fuck just like Barack Obama."

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