Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Depression

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What would fall out of a tree first, a depressed person or a feather?

Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

Orphan

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What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?

Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.

People

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People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

Suicide

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My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.

My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"

Bone

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Never break someone’s heart, they only have one.

Break their bones instead, they have 206 of them.

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  • Sex

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    What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?

    You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.

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