Worst Jokes Ever

Do you get jealous of your clothes when they hang from the line?

What's a depressed person's favorite drink?

Depresso expresso.

JK, it's bleach.

I met a kid with Down syndrome the other day. He told me he was into rock music. He told me his favorite song was "Down With The Syndrome." Kinda drooled while attempting to sing it.

An orphan's first word would be "orphan keeper."

What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.

My wife wanted a present that could go from zero to 80 very quickly.

So I got her a new set of bathroom scales.

Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂

A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?

I was always poked and told at weddings your next...

So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....

Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW

When a cookie 🍪 wins a race, what will the crowd say?

“Chip Chip Hooray!”

What game did Al-Qaeda play with the Twin Towers on September 11th, 2001? Jenga.

My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.

What's black, has four wheels, and sits at the top of the stairs?

Steven Hawking after a house fire.

A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: "That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen. Ugh!" The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: "The driver just insulted me!" The man says: "You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you."

Titanic was sinking.

Passenger: "How far are we from land?"

Captain: "Two miles."

Passenger: "Which direction?"

Captain: "Down."

What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?

Black ops.

The other day, I walked up to someone who looked lost and he had all scraggy clothes on. I said, "Are you an orphan?"

He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?"

I said, "Your parents, buddy."

What's the difference between YouTube adverts and orphans?

Most get skipped no matter how interesting they are.

Why do French people eat snails?

Because they don’t like fast food.