Worst Jokes Ever
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap? "Just beat it, just beat it."
Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
My arms are just a different texture pack compared to my body.
Why can't you tell anyone about space?
Because it's too out of this world!
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
My dad and I went to the hospital once, and he said he'd be fine and it'd only take a few minutes.
Lying bastard never came out.
So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.
He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
What starts off fun and ends in bankruptcy?
UNPROTECTED SEX.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
What's a pirate's favorite shop?
Arrrrrrrrgos.
What do you get when you cross a vacuum and a rooster?
A cock sucker.
Two termites walk into a bar. One asks, "Is the bartender here?"