Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.

Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.

I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"

What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.

Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.

Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.

+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.

+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.

+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.

How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?

She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!