Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.

What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?

- One dead baby in five garbage cans.

One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".

The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."

What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:

"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"

Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?

Because he lost May!

China has a population of a billion people. One billion.

That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.

👱‍♀️ 👱‍♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?

A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.

What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?

The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

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