Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.

Son: Can I go to my friend's mum? Mum: No! Son: Dad was right, I am a son of a bitch! Mum: Bad news, but you're adopted!!

Roses are red, don’t touch the toys, these are what the priests use to lure in the boys.

It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.

There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.

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  • Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.

    I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

    Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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  • The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing, and kneeling. I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!