Worst Jokes Ever
Are you George Floyd?
'Cause baby, you take my breath away... OOF!
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost 2 towers.
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date? Because he was 2 squared.
Welcome onboard Sexist Airlines. Everyone, please fasten your seatbelts now as we are switching to a female pilot.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
kys
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
"I'm thinking about killing off the main character in this book I'm writing."
"What type of book is it?"
"An autobiography."
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
The Arabian Sea is in which state?
Liquid.
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
This boy heard from a friend that if you tell an adult, "I know the whole truth," they will be all weird. So he went home and told his mom, "I know the whole truth," and she gave him $20 and said to keep quiet.
Pleased, when his dad got home, he said, "I know the whole truth," and his dad gave him $40 and said, "Don't tell Mom." Really pleased, he met the mailman the next day and said, "I know the whole truth." Then the mailman got down on his knee, opened his arms, and said, "Come to daddy."
My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.