Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a rapist and a dictionary?

One of them knows the definition of no.

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  • I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

    My friend, while we are shopping and I'm telling her about my mental illness: "You're priceless."

    When we get to the checkout: "I'm actually $2.50."

    A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."

    The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."

    "Thanks Dad," the son says.

    The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."

    The IRS hates when you don't have to pay your taxes with this one mind-blowing trick.

    You know how 6 is afraid of 7 because 7 8 9? Well, 10 is afraid because he was in the middle of 9/11.

    What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    Apples are actually picked.

    What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?

    A pool table.

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  • Why was the ant so confused? Because all his uncles were ants.