Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Garden

  • I was digging in our garden and found a chest full of gold coins. I wanted to run straight home to tell my wife about it. Then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

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  • Fortune

  • Robin Hood [hands over stolen fortune]: here you are, my poor friend.

    Friend: Wow thanks, I'm rich!

    Robin [narrows eyes]: You're what?

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  • Drake

  • What is the difference between Drake and Carrie Underwood?

    Carrie Underwood kissed a 12-year-old boy on the lips.

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  • Monkey

  • I went up to my mom and asked how humanity started. She said it started with monkeys, so I went up to my dad and asked. My dad said it all started with Adam and Eve, so I told my dad that mom said humanity started with monkeys, and dad said mom was telling her side of the story. LOL🤣

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  • Arrest

  • I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.

    The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.

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  • Priest

  • What's the difference between a priest and McDonald's?

    They both like to slide their meat between 10 year old buns.

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  • Rape

  • Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.

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