Worst Jokes Ever
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
What do you call a roach in milk?
A roach con leche. 😂
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
I wonder if the Titanic still sells fish?
I was gonna walk up to an emo and say, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
Why wasn't Michael Jackson admitted to college? He refused to declare a major; he only wanted to do minors.
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Tell a woman she’s beautiful a hundred times, and she won’t believe you.
Tell a woman she’s fat once, and she will remember it for the rest of her life.
What do you call a cow in the snow?
Chilli Beef.
like this if you have ever been abused.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
Q: Why is Hitler better than Biden?
A: Because Hitler gave gas to his people for free.
What do you call a gay drive-by?
A fruit roll up.
+1 like = 1 kid in my basement.
+1 comment = 1 kid in my microwave.
+1 share = 1 kid in my blender.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Does your shoe have a hole in it?
No.
Then how did you put your foot in it?