Worst Jokes Ever
I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What was Frankenstein's second job? -- He was a bodybuilder.
Playing soccer in a wheelchair is basically Rocket League in real life.
what is the fastest country? iran.
How to complement a depressed person: "I like your cuts, g."
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
What's the worst part of a Down Syndrome relationship? There's more downs than ups!
Little Johnny ran into the kitchen and asked his mother, "Mom, can little girls have babies?" His mom answered, "Of course not." A few minutes later, his mom heard him shout to his friend, "It's okay, we can keep playing!"
I got in big trouble the other day, though it was pretty unfair. Babies kick pregnant women all the time, and yet I got arrested anyways.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
Will glass coffins be a success? -- Remains to be seen.
What do you call a black comedian?
Dark Humor.
Q: There were two tampons walking down the road the other day. Guess what they said to each other?
A: Nothing, 'cause they're both stuck-up cunts.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.