Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't homeless people be gay?
They don't have a closet to get out of.
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb? It takes two, but don't ask me how they get inside.
I'm starting a new charity where homosexuals help the extremely handicapped.
I'm calling it "Fruits and Vegetables".
What show does an orphan hate?
Family Guy.
What did the depressed kid do in P.E.? They played with the jump rope, but they used it the wrong way.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
I bought my blind friend a house on the edge of a cliff.
They died of happiness and a 30 story fall.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
Knock knock! Who's there? Deja. Deja who? Knock knock!
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
A doctor tells a woman she can no longer touch anything alcoholic. So, she gets a divorce.
If dust mites are found in dust, bedbugs are found in beds, where are cockroaches found in?
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
What did the sex offender frog say to the other sex offender frog when a hot frog passed them?
Rrrrrapeit!
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why don't Chinese kids celebrate Christmas?
Because they make the toys.