Worst Jokes Ever
What part of a vegetable can you not eat?
The wheelchair.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
A woman went out on a date and said, “I’m thirty-one with the body of a sixteen-year-old.” The man responded, “Wanna show me? 😏” The woman took him back to her house and opened her freezer and said, “Take a look.”
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.
I asked, "Where are your parents?" and oh god, I love working at an orphanage.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
What did Captain Picard say when he brought his sewing machine to the repairman? -- "Make it sew."
John Lennon: "What a nice view."
John walked outside.
He got shot.
:skull:
Why can't orphans learn about Ancient Egypt? Because they won't know what a mummy is.
What's the best part about a dead prostitute?
The second hour is free.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
What’s the difference between criminals and orphans?
Only one is wanted.