Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Titanic

  • People in 1912: "Titanic is unstoppable, even God couldn't sink this ship."

    God: "Bet, where are my icebergs?"

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  • Toaster

  • And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."

    But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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  • Difference

  • What's the difference between a rooster and a prostitute?

    The rooster says... "cock-a-doodle-doo." The prostitute says... "any cock will do."

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  • Water

  • They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0

    What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.

    What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.

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  • Sex

  • A deaf couple wants to know when to have sex.

    The wife says, "If you want to have sex, squeeze my tits once. If you don't want to have sex, squeeze my tits twice."

    The husband says, "OK, if you want to have sex, pull my dick once. If you don't want to have sex, pull my dick 437 times."

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  • Life

  • What's the difference between life and a rape joke?

    Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.

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