Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Date

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I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

Dark Humor

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I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

Wheelchair

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So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

Drone

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What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

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  • Trump tie

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    People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.

    Song

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    Guess what song this is from:

    "I'll cut you into little bitty pieces,

    Or freeze you till your blood runs cold,

    Or stab your till' you heart stops pumping.

    I'm here to realize your wish from what I'm told."

    Skeleton

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    Teacher: Why did the skeleton know the weather outside?

    Student: 'Cause he could feel it in his bones.

    Teacher: No, he read the weather report, you fucking idiot.

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