Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Hole

  • I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

  • 7
  • German

  • How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

  • 0
  • Seatbelt

  • Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

    A. A seatbelt.

  • 6
  • Mile

  • Me: I named my dog Five Miles so I can tell people I walk five miles every day.

    Old man: I ran over five miles today.

  • 1
  • Mexican

  • Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

  • 1
  • Incest

  • A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

  • 3