Worst Jokes Ever
Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
What's the best comeback for a person calling you an orphan?
Kill their parents.
What do you call a patronizing criminal walking down the stairs?
A condescending con descending.
What's the difference between a feminist and Hitler?
Both were good at starting wars, only difference was Hitler knew when to kill himself afterwards.
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
Did you hear about the exciting new drug they developed for lesbians with depression? They call it: TRICOXAGIN.
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common? They both let little kids sit on their lap.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
I asked my rigger buddy if he could tie me up later, he said, "I'm a frayed knot."
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
Why is sex like math?
You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"
When you suffer from depression and somebody tells you to just cheer up-- Me: My goodness, what an idea! Why didn't I think of this before?