Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

So there I was, having a fantastic time going down on my nan.

When suddenly I got a nasty taste in my mouth.

"Wait a minute," I said. This distinctly tastes like horse semen.

Then it clicked.

"Ah, so that's how you died."

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    • What's the difference between a child and a book?

    One doesn't scream when you snap its neck.

    What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

    Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

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    • Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.

    "What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"

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    • Most people are scared of clowns. That's why everyone runs away from you.

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    • Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.

    Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

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    • I tried to make vegetable soup today, but the wheelchair didn't fit in the pot.

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    • Mom: You will make me kill myself.

    Me who has cut first: I'll kill myself ✨first✨!

    I am reading a horror book in braille.

    Something bad is going to happen. I CAN FEEL IT!

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    • In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

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    • My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.