Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Viagra

    • Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

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    • Teacher

    • The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.

    Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”

    The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”

    Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”

    The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”

    Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.

    Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”

    The teacher sat down and cried.

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    • Russia

    • Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.

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    • Wheelchair

    • So the other day, I saw a child in a wheelchair.

    He was getting bullied a lot, so I came up and said, "Why don't you stand up to those bullies?"

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    • Mistake

    • A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?

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    • Suicide

    • When someone tells me to kill myself,

    Panic! At The Disco: Don't Threaten Me With A Good Time.

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    • Delivery

    • A woman just went through labor. She asked the doctor, "Was it a healthy delivery?" The doctor replies, "It wasn't delivery, it's DiGiorno."

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    • Priest

    • A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?" "Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"

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