Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
I don't understand why people get offended by incest jokes; they're so family friendly.
I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.
My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
How do you make a blow job OSHA compliant? You add a railing!
My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.
"That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."
I rate you a 9/11.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
What do you call a basement full of SJW's?
A whine cellar.
What's a similarity between a cliff hanger and nooses?
They both leave you hanging.
I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk, but only one person knows about it.
Wanted to get the scoop on history of ice cream, so I went to Sunday school.
What do emo kids and bats have in common?
They both hang from trees.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Why did the feminist kill herself?
Because she was TRIGGERED.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.