Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Cigar

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I like my cigars like I like my women: 7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba.

Ok, not really racist but still funny.

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  • Arrest

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    A man is being arrested by a female police officer, who informs him, "Anything you say can and will be held against you." The man replies, "Boobs!"

    Clown

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    Most people say I'm a clown. Yet they don't laugh at my jokes. Most people avoid me because I'm a "clown". Yet I'm not the center of the circus. But I know I'm gonna be a clown forever. Because I can't take this damn mask off, no matter how hard I try.

    Weeks later: Finally I found out why I'm being called a clown...because my smiling face is fake...

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  • Day

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    If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.

    Joystick

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    I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.

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  • Dog

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    What do you call a dog with no legs?

    Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't comin'.

    Injury

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    If you ever get mad at a person that crumpled their leg, don't forget that they can hide, but they can't run.

    Life

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    What's the difference between life and a rape joke?

    Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.

    Orphan

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    Orphan boy: "Your dad is probably disappointed in you. I mean, look at you."

    Me: "Well, at least my parents kept me. Where are yours?"

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