Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.

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  • Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

    What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?

    One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.

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  • A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"

    "Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."

    How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?

    You’re dead if the rubber breaks.

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  • Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.

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  • How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?

    Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.

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  • roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.

    Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...

    His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...

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  • Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."

    Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."

    Bully: "Haha, nice joke."

    Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."

    Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."

    Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."

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