Worst Jokes Ever
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
Why did the bee buzz off?
Because he had to bee somewhere.
My grandma always said, "Slow and steady wins the race."
She died in a fire.
These ain't jokes. These are just sad truths.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
A lot of people claim that white privilege does not exist. Well, how the hell do you explain Michael Jackson not being charged for raping children, despite ample evidence?
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
Your forehead is too big. I can see my future when it shines.
Why is it so hard to choose between buying a Subaru or a Volvo? Because you’re deciding whether you want to look like a rapist or a pedophile.
How to escape your black school teacher in detention?
(Easy)
Turn off the lights!
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Where do mathematicians go to die?
The symmetry.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
My girlfriend keeps calling me a pedophile. That’s a big word for a six-year-old.