Worst Jokes Ever
I once fought with a man in a wheelchair.
He couldn't stand a chance.
A boy breaks a vase, and his mom says it's ok, honey, mistakes happen. How do you think you were born?
Q: Why couldn’t Poe Dameron find his sandwich?
A: Because BB-8 it.
Ya it's bad:)
It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
What's the difference between baby Jesus and the baby I keep in my basement?
Baby Jesus died a virgin.
A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"
And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"
And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"
And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"Father replied, "I don't know, son. I'm still paying."
Other girls be like, "I want a 6ft guy", meanwhile I want to be 6ft under. 😃👍
Someone stole my toilet, and the police have nothing to go on.
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor?
You nail its other hand to the floor.
"What does the word 'gay' mean?" asked a son of his father.
"It means 'happy'," replied the father.
"Oh," contested the son, "so you are gay then?"
"No, son, I have a wife."
Daughter: "I know this is weird, but I feel like someone is watching me when I am sleeping."
Father: "Sorry."
Who cooks in a lesbian relationship?
Neither one of them, they eat out.
Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?
Half of the class: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...
The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
The doctor says, "Your wife is pregnant." The man says that he used a condom and the doctor says, "Yeah, but I didn't."
Yo mama so fat, she wears Orion's belt!
Two old people sitting on a bench. One turns to the other and says, "My butt fell asleep." The other says, "Yep, I heard it snore a couple of times."
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have?
10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.