Worst Jokes Ever
I was diagnosed with a terminal disease. The doctor says my days are numbered.
Now I'm terrified of airports.
What does a Rubik's cube and a man's penis have in common?
The more you play with it, the harder it gets.
Why are Americans bad at Clash Royale?
Because they already lost 2 towers.
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an ugly girl? The Twin Towers at least got fucked.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Where was Moses when the lights went out? - In the dark!
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
What's white with black spots? A cotton field from above.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
What do you call a white girl that can run faster than her brothers?
The redneck virgin.
Is that a mirror in your pants? Cause I can see myself inside them.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
What do you call a Chinese man in the heat?
Boi Ling.
Roses are red, my mental health is blue, Karen got no mom like you.
The Toaster, otherwise known as the ultimate bath bomb.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE
Yo mama so ugly!
The mime broke his 30 year streak of silence!!!!