Worst Jokes Ever
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
What is a retard's favorite race? The grand autismo.
You wanna know what's the difference between a girl and a refrigerator? "A refrigerator doesn't moan when I put my meat in it."
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
How do you keep a homophobic heterosexual man that is a minister and a Christian nationalist with blond hair in suspense?
Wait until Christmas to take away his church's tax-exempt status or he will call the ACLU.
What has more letters than the alphabet? -- The post office.
What do kids and drugs have in common? I sell both of them.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
how to solve world hunger and over population?
Cannibalism.
What do you call an Asian Chihuahua?
A Konichiuahua.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
How do you get my neighbor out of their tree?
You untie the rope.
How do you fit a baby into a shoebox?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Tortilla chips.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
What is a Mexican’s favorite band?
Twenty Juan Pilots.
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
If a deaf kid swears in sign language, does his mom wash his hands with soap?
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.