Worst Jokes Ever
I saw this really old guy with the Hitler stache, so I decided to start beating him up.
It was very weird when a camera crew came out with Harrison Ford and started yelling at me.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
1 like = 1 more child in my basement.
Dark humor is like a dad - not everyone gets it.
Trump says to Obama, "You know it’s the White House, not the black house, right?" And Obama says, "Yeah, but it isn’t the orange house either."
I wish my lawn was emo, because then it would cut itself.
What does your mum and Istanbul have in common?
They are all insane comebacks!!!
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?
Chuck Norris once heard nothing can kill him. So he tracked down nothing and killed it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
A police officer writes a ticket for a car not being parked correctly. The driver asks why. When he realizes he is parked poorly, he responds, "Oh. I'm terribly sorry. You see, I'm so gay I can't even park straight."
While undressing a woman, she told me she has AIDS. I told her she can't catch it twice, but she still kept screaming.
One day a boy asks his grandfather for some money, and the grandpa says, “Well, can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy replied, “No.” So the grandpa says, “Okay,” and leaves it at that and walks off.
A few years later, the boy asks his grandfather for some money again, and his grandfather once again asks, “Can your dick touch your asshole?” To which the boy proudly says, “Yes, it can.” To which the grandpa says, “Good, now go fuck yourself.”
It's always fun to take anti-depressants, you either choose to take one, or the whole bottle.
What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?
Both their parents were separated.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
BLM.
Biden Loves Bisexuality.