Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
Welcome to Arby's, where your babies become our gravy!
What did the Queen Bee say to the other bees? "Beehive yourselves!"
I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.
Once I saw Donald Trump and an orange and couldn’t tell the difference 😂
Police: Where do you live? Child: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live? Child: With me.
Police: Where do you all live? Child: Together.
Police: Where is your house? Child: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house? Child: If I tell you, would you believe me?
Police: Yes. Now tell me. Child: Next to my house.
Police: ... Child: 😊
Police: *Proceeds to beat the life out of the child*
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail? A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Why couldn't the emo kid hang himself?
After eating through his feelings, the belt wouldn't fit around his neck.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
You're so flat, you make pancakes look thiccc.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Sophia matched with a midget on Tinder.
Midget: Hey! What’s up?
Sophia: Well technically everything is, from your perspective!
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3
What's an orphan's least favorite store?
Home Depot.
My mum told me to stop playing with my sister. She said, "At least wait for her to be born first."
A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?
LIFE.