Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."

Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

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  • The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."

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  • Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.

    Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?

    Son: A ugly girl.

    Dad: Why not a pretty girl?

    Son: A pretty one might run away.

    Dad: So an ugly one might too.

    Son: Yeah, but who cares?

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  • I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"

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  • Joker gives Batman a phone.

    Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

    Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"