Worst Jokes Ever
Where did Hitler send kids with ADHD?
Concentration camp.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
1 minute silence for those who still think thoughts can't kill you.
What do you call it when a midget waves at you?
A microwave.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
What's white and can't climb a tree?
A refrigerator.
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
How do mountains see? They peek.
Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.
What is the difference between a woman performing anilingus on a man and a woman performing fellatio on a man?
If a woman is performing anilingus on a man, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Once I'm done choking you,
You will be too.
Government Briefing:
Joe Biden had a meeting with the cabinet today…
…He also spoke to the bookcase and argued with the desk.
It's funny how Stephen Hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking, but he can't do any of those things.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.
If you drink, don’t drive. People cause accidents.
If you drink, don’t park. Accidents cause people.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.