Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans love having sex?
Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."
I took an hour-long shower. The German officers were looking at me kinda scared.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome. I told my mom I wanted my first time to be special.
What do you call an Australian visiting the UK on holiday?
Returning to the scene of the crime.
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
Q. Two gay guys are having sex, when suddenly the house catches fire. Who gets out of the house first, the guy on top or bottom?
A. The guy on the bottom because he already has his shit packed.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
I groomed 2 minors today.
I told myself the other night after a long night at the bar that I should stop drinking.
But why should I listen to a drunk who talks to himself?
Why can't dinosaurs clap?
Because they're dead.
Chuck Norris once said that he didn't like the plane he was riding in. Out of sadness, the plane committed suicide. How, you ask? Ask the Twin Towers.
What is an Iraqi kid's favorite game?
Minesweeper.
Dogs can't operate MRI machines.
But cat scan!
What do you call a feminist with a rape whistle? Delusional and optimistic.