Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Mexican

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Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of 3? Cause the sign says "No Trespassing."

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  • Marriage

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    Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

    Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

    Dinner

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    What did Donald Trump serve Justin Trudeau at the state dinner?

    Poutine in traditional Russian dressing!

    Orphan

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    Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

    Because their dad never came home with the milk.

    Orphan

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    An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

    Child

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    As a child, my mother always told me she was going horse riding. My whole life changed when I found out she was under the horse.

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  • Midget

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    I asked my midget neighbor if he wanted a lift. He told me to "Fuck off!!!" I thought, what a cheeky cunt and zipped my backpack up and walked away.

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