Worst Jokes Ever
Why do Black people go to a confession stand at the Catholic Church?
They wanna know what it’s like to speak to a father.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
Withered Bonnie, more like Bonnie Mcnutt!
The orphan was playing baseball. He hit a home run. His coach told him to run home. He couldn't find it.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.
"Hee hee touched me."
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
The other day I went to a museum. My friend and I went to the Holocaust section, and he got choked up when he saw the Anne Frank picture. I asked him, "Why are you sad? It's just an ashtray."
Man: Cow milk is drinkable.
Other man: How do you know that?
Man: *smiles with milk all over mouth*
Other man: John...h-how do you know that!
Why did the octopus cross the road?
To get to the other TIDE!!! 🤣🐙🐙
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
When an orphan takes a selfie, it's a family photo.
Why are mountains always tired? Because they don't Everest.
What do orphans be on Halloween?
They be themselves.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.