Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Republican

  • "Dude, can you believe Republicans are opposed to homosexuality, women's rights, and immigration, yet they are silent when it comes to incest and child molestation?"

    "Well, I'm not surprised. Republicans have to win the Alabama vote, or else."

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  • Incest

  • People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.

    I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.

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  • Lottery

  • I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

    I now have $999,999.75.

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  • Pic

  • I asked Siri why I am still single; she showed me a pic of my mom riding on my dick!

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  • Toaster

  • And the lord said unto John, "Come forth and you will receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.

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