Worst Jokes Ever
Two nuts were chasing each other. One said to the other, "I'm-a cashew!"
How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor? You nail its other hand to the floor.
Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?
Because they always like to come in a little behind.
An Asian went to bed at 9:00, woke up at 6. People say he's still sleeping.
9/11 is the biggest game of Jenga... ;)
What do you call a camel stranded in the desert of Arabia?
A Shawarmano Cameldo!
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite song?
"Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes."
A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks, "How long am I going to live?"
The doctor says, "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says, "10".
The man asks, "Ten what?"
Then the doctor keeps going, "6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1".
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
My dad just comes and goes.
I don't think my girlfriend likes it when I take my schizophrenia meds because she always goes away when I take them.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
iran
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...