Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Police Officer

  • I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

    Break up

  • When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

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  • Baby

  • What's worse than a dead baby?

    A pile of dead babies. What's worse than that? The one on the bottom is alive. And what's worst than that is, the baby has to eat its way out.

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  • Teacher

  • One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"

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  • Alabama

  • Most states:

    "It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

    Alabama:

    "She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."

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