Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so stupid she threw a Mother's Day party at an orphanage.
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
You're so damn fat that the only belt that fits you is an asteroid belt.
A missile hit a hospital earlier this morning. Fortunately, no one was injured - but 100 were killed.
When the chair was invented, the inventor's friend wanted to know what it did. The inventor replied: "You might want to sit down for this."
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true, and then the person is a victim for sure.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
Why are Black people getting stronger?
Because the TVs are getting bigger.
What is a Irish 💋 😗 kiss 💋 a blowjob from a gay Irishman
One day I got home and told my girlfriend, "I cheated on you." She replied with, "F**k you!" I then said, "But you won't, that's why I cheated on you."
My new girlfriend is a porn star. She would probably kill me if she found out.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
What is a bald eagle's favorite dog breed?
A beagle!
More expresso, less depresso. Jk, let's all drink bleach cuz life is a bitch.
What cow can part water? Mooses.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
What goes 200 mph and is red?
Babies in a blender.