Worst Jokes Ever

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?

Are you ready, kids?🤣

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

On a related note, I suck at darts.

One time my dad was an orphan, so I questioned where he learned to parent.

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

Are you my depression, because I’m falling for you?

What do you call a religious drug addict?

A crystal methodist.

What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.

When you have sex with a coworker but remember it's a family business.

These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

What do you call an LGBTQ person getting grilled? LGBBQ.

I made it, DON'T COPY!!!

Israel and Palestine jokes are hard at these times.

It’s all about execution.

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.

What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?

"Sum ting wong."

I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."

what do you call a drunken sailer?

arrested.

You were sleeping, it didn't count - Chloe Foxwell 2021:)))))))

So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?