Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the best part about twenty-eight year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Hey, wanna hear a construction joke?
Other person: Yes.
Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
How many gay guys can you fit on a bar stool? Four, just flip it over.
Where are average things manufactured?
The satisfactory!
What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?
You can negotiate with a terrorist.
I had to clean out my spice rack and found everything was too old and had to be thrown out. What a waste of thyme.
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"
His mother replies, "The stork brings them."
Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Today, I spotted Johnny Depp on the clearance rack at Kmart. Kmart is currently trying to clear its inventory of wife-beaters.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
A pedophile lures a group of Houston Girl Scouts with "Hey girls, would you like some candy?" They all agree and follow him to his neighborhood. There he offers them some more candy and they follow him to his house. Once again he offers them candy to go in to his house. In the lounge he offers them candy to go to his room. As he leads them up the stairs one of them pipes up and says "God, I hope we get laid before we get diabetes."
I was going 80 in a school zone and the speed bump was screaming.
All orphans must be gay because they are not home o'fobic.
What does a house wear?
A dress.
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Why should you be wary of stairs? -- Because they are always up to something.