Worst Jokes Ever
What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.
Why did the orphan eat cereal with water?
Their dad did not come home with the milk.
My girlfriend told me the dishwasher was leaking, so I brought home some tampons.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
What has 4 wheels, 2 legs, and loves his shoulder?
Stephen Hawking.
I see you guys have SANS-ational jokes!
What is a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country!!!
What do you think would fall to the ground first, an emo kid or a leaf?
The leaf. The rope would stop the emo kid.
I called the suicide hotline, and he suggested I draw on myself to distract myself.
I replied I'd get ink poisoning.
Wouldn't recommend, the police came.
What do you call a retreat in war?
A backup plan.
What type of car did Hitler drive? A gas-guzzler.
Did you know that you can die from laughing? Well, that’s why I laugh so much.
My fondest childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather. That is, until my mom took the urn away from me.
Suicide is as easy as my ex-wife.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.
So, I was on the phone with a scam caller. He said he knew where I lived and would kill my children and wife. Jokes on him, I already did.