Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Stroke

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I was talking to my Welsh friend the other day, and he suddenly started talking Welsh to me then collapsed after the first few sentences. Turns out he had a stroke.

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  • Yo mama

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    Yo mama so stupid, she tried to take Snoop Dogg for a walk.

    Yo mama so stupid, she tried to put Vin Diesel in her gas tank.

    Yo mama so stupid, she tried to mop the floor with Taylor Swift.

    Yo mama so stupid, she tried to ring Kristen Bell.

    Yo mama so stupid, she tried to skim Dwayne Johnson across a lake.

    Morbid jokes

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    A man is walking on the deck of a cruise ship, when he sees a woman, without arms and legs, crying. The man says "What's wrong?" The woman says "I've never been hugged before." So, the man gives her a hug and walks away.

    The next day, the man sees the woman, on the deck, crying again. The man says "What's wrong, now?" The woman says "I've never been kissed before." So, the man gives her a kiss and walks away.

    The next day, the same thing occurs. The man says "Oh, for Christ's sake! What's wrong, this time?!" The woman says "Well, I've never been fucked before." So, the man picks her up, throws her into the ocean, and yells "YOU'RE FUCKED!"

    Baptism

    528 views ·

    So I heard it was important to clean your sex toys, which is why priests invented baptism I guess.

    Viagra

    105 views ·

    Two men broke into a drugstore and stole all the Viagra. The police put out an alert to be on the lookout for the two hardened criminals.

    Mom

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    My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

    Man

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    Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?

    A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.