Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Toe

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A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.

Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."

Guy: "What's the bad news?"

Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."

Guy: "Good news?"

Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."

Atm

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Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

Toaster

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Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.