Worst Jokes Ever
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
My dad’s nickname for me is ‘Tiger’.
Now, my wrists look like a tiger.
A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a blood bank.
The rabbit says, "I think I'm a type-O."
What did the baby cow say to the mommy cow when he saw a hamburger?
"Mommy, is that Uncle Joe?"
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
Billy: *spits out food*
Mom: BILLY! We swallow what we have in our mouths.
Dad: *looks at mom*
Mom: Shut up.
If you get it, you get it.
Alcoholics don't run in my family, they drive!
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
Pickup lines in 2022 are like: "Are you Russia? Because your bombs are so big!"
Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.
Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.
Did you know the F in Orphan stands for family?
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
The lice in your head are starting to concern over deforestation.
I’m so annoyed by those people who just believe in anything they hear. This is a conversation I had a few days ago.
Idiot: "The moon landing was faked! So unbelievably fake!" Me: "You believe in the moon? Stupidass."
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
what's the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry when I chop up an onion.