Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?
I give a fuck if my computer crashes.
The reason why the "eating a tide pod" trend ended so fast is because everyone that did it died.
What did one depressed kid say to the other?
Hey, wanna hang together?
What do you call two Mexicans fighting? Juan on Juan.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.
Bully: Hey virgin!
Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.
Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.
Victim: Just wait nine months.
Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.
Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.
Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.
Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.
Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.
Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.
I don't like these Undertale jokes. They just don't make any sense.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
(This is a fucked up pick up line). Are you a building? Because I rate you 9/11.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
What do you call a gay Eskimo?
A snow blower.
I got a job as a pencil sharpener. I would tell you about it, but you wouldn't get the point.
What do a small pair of underpants and a small dance room have in common?
No ballroom.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.