Worst Jokes Ever
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
What do you call a FAT Man under 5'9"?
A JUMBO shrimp.
So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.
I got kicked out of the library for putting the Women's Rights book in the fantasy section.
What makes sad people jump? Bridges.
The F in orphans stands for family...
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
What do emo kids and Hitler have in common?
There's gonna be more brains on the wall when they lose something.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
What was Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
What happened to the frog that partied illegally?
He got TOAD away!
You know if you go to Wal-Mart, and go to the milk section, you might just find your dads.
Why the actual fuck is there drama on this website? Anyone can fake to be someone they're not, and no one will know the goddamn difference. I’m just trying to look at/make jokes, and I’m getting shit from people saying, "It’s too offensive" or something like that. Goddamn just take that shit somewhere else.
My wife told me to be more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car, then didn't talk to her for the rest of the day for no reason.
I had a gold fish who could breakdance on the carpet.
For 20 seconds.
And only once... :(
When I saw a girl sitting on the ground crying, I asked her where her parents were. She cried louder. That’s why I like to volunteer in an orphanage.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.