Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
Why do gay kids always fail exams ? Becuz they can't think straight
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night.
The little boy says, "I'm scared."
The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
They can never make it home.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
"Most Deadly Sport"
Playing chicken with a train!
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
What do you call an apple that fell out of the tree?
An orphan.
Q. What's the most musical bone?
A. The trom-bone!
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.
*Loud explosion inside the tank*
"Where's the commander?" "He's gone." "Where has he gone?" "All over the place."
Q: When and where was the biggest BBQ ever?
A: Hiroshima, Japan 1946.
If I'm ugly, why do you always look at me when I come in the door?
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
What do you call a group of transgender women? Ex-Men.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.
If we can't see air, can fish see water?
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.