Worst Jokes Ever

My friend said he wanted to die, and I told him not to jump. But when he screamed, "Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and welcome to Jackass!" I knew it was over.

I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?

It left him hanging.

I got kicked out of the hospital because I told all the COVID-19 patients to stay positive.

What’s loud, red and goes at 200mph?

Paul Walker’s Porsche.

Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.

What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.

I was always poked and told at weddings your next...

So I went to funerals and poked them and said your next.....

How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?

He pressed the red button.

Elmo, stop penetrating the orphan!

What's the difference between sex and rape? Some effective drugs.

Hatsune Miku is not from an anime.

Why do ducks have feathers?

To cover their butt, quack!

Women.

I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

A mosquito with a Mario hat on flies on you saying, "It's-a me, Malario!"

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.

Police arrested a man who dropped his phone in the ocean. The was charged with a salt in battery.

Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.