Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a pedophile? Alien vs Predator.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
My mum said take out the trash, so I took my sister.
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
Down syndrome kid: Stop being greedy with the Legos! Me: Stop being greedy with the chromosomes!
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up, my pillow was gone.
Why did the OREO go to the dentist?
Because he needed a filling. 😂
How do bitches talk about body positivity when they have no body to even be positive about?
What are the two hottest cities in the world? Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
My girlfriend died in Tokyo during a tsunami. I was sad, but my friend told me, "Don't worry, there are plenty more in the ocean."
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Michael Jackson broke his window. What does he say? "I can't see."
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
"Just say NO to drugs!" Well, if I'm talking to drugs, I probably already said yes.
Teacher: What's your favorite animal?
Me: Desert Eagle.
Teacher: Why?
Me: 'Cause it fits in my backpack.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
Being raped until feminists are offended and butthurt.