Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Therapist

  • My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.

    He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.

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  • Day

  • "I had a great day today." "Why?" "Because Allison was frustrated at her calculator and started banging it on the side of the table and the teacher screamed, 'Allison how would you like it if I banged you on the table?'"

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  • Bank robbery

  • Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

    Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

    Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

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  • EpiPen

  • I have an EpiPen.

    My friend gave it to me when he was dying.

    It seemed really important to him that I have it.

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  • Bar

  • A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"

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  • Priest

  • Why does the Catholic Church have a glory hole inside the confessional booth?

    So a priest can give an anonymous blowjob to another bisexual man, or a gay man, or a heterosexual man that has a big dick after the priest hears their confession.

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  • Race

  • Two gay guys, two lesbians, and two pedophiles have a race.

    What is the order of finish?

    1. Lesbians. Doing 69 the whole way.

    2. Pedophiles. Coming in a little behind.

    3. Gay guys. Still packing their shit.

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