Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dog

  • What do you call a dog with no legs?

    It doesn't matter what you call him, he isn't coming.

  • 0
  • Comeback

  • Bully: Hey virgin!

    Victim: I'm not a virgin, just ask your sister.

    Bully: I don't have a sister, dumbass.

    Victim: Just wait nine months.

  • 9
  • Atom

  • Atoms never touch, so it means, we haven't touched each other or anything. So, sir, I did not drop-kick that child.

  • 1
  • Pen

  • Why couldn't Sally write with the pen? (Friend: Idk, why?) Because she had no arms.

    Why couldn't Sally play Tennis? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Yes, she had no arms.

    Why did Sally fall off the swing? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) No, Joe pushed her.

    Why couldn't Sally pick up the box? (Friend: *Some weird guess*) Because she had no arms.

    Why did Sally drop her ice cream? (Friend: Because she had no arms?) Because she got hit by a bus.

    Knock Knock. (Friend: Who's there?) Not Sally.

  • 0
  • Man

  • Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?

    A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.

  • 0
  • Hitler

  • I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.

    But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.

  • 1