Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris threw a grenade and killed 20 people, then it exploded.

A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.

I showed my girlfriend my taser. She was stunned.

I started debating whether or not suicide is a good option. Self-harm just hasn’t been cutting it lately.

To whoever you are, you are loved.

What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?

They are just two plane.

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?

I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.

Your hairline is so bad even your gay friend is straighter than it.

I hate these double standards.

If you burn a body at a crematorium you're "doing a good job". If you do it at home you're "destroying evidence".

My mom said the happier a person is when sick, the sooner they get better.

So I went to the hospital, hooked up everyone's breathing masks to laughing gas.

What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.

Yo mama is so fat, when she got on the scale it said, "One at a time, please."

Why did the emo cross the road?

To not get to the other side.

Did you hear about the fortune telling dwarf that escaped from prison?

Reports say there's a small medium at large!

Why do orphans drink water with cereal?

Because their dad never came back with the milk.

It is reported that when Churchill met Stalin at Yalta, they discussed their hobbies.

Churchill said: "I collect the jokes people tell me about me."

"That's a coincidence," said Stalin, "I collect the people who tell jokes about me."

Why go across the street when you can just go down the hall, lol?

Jake Paul

I came across a dead body in the woods. I liked it so much I came again.