Worst Jokes Ever
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
Don't you just want to go on a mass murder while listening to goodbye Moonman? Oh, just me... OK.
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
A bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What do you call a German lesbian?
A krautmuncher.
What does the 'w' in Africa stand for? Water.
My grandma asked me if I could visit her.
I told her no, I don’t like graveyards.
The dick said to the ass, "this place is a shit hole."
The ass replied, "Yes, but you still keep coming."
Jesus walks into a motel, throws 3 nails on the counter, and says, "Can you put me up for a night?"
Girls are like math; if they're under ten, then you use your fingers.
If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
What's the difference between a Corvette and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Corvette in my garage.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
Yo mama so dumb, she thought a quarterback was a refund.
Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?
It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.
Why do orphans commit crimes?
So they can be wanted for once.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!