Worst Jokes Ever
Once, there was a couple about to have sex. "I have something to confess," said the shy wife. The husband then said, "Whatever it is, I will still love." The wife then said, "Honey, I'm flat chested." The husband said, "It's okay, I'm a baby down there anyways." He then pulled down his pants and began to have sex.
The next day, the wife said, "I thought you were a baby down there." The husband then said, "I am; 22 inches and 7 pounds."
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
Did you know the pool in the Titanic is still full?
How did the dead baby cross the road?
It was strapped to the chicken.
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
Jack and Jill went up the hill. So Jack could lick her candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouthful of cock.
Because Jill's real name was Randy.
I was blessed with a 9-inch dick. Fair to say that priest is in jail now.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
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An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.
The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.
The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.
I showed my girlfriend my shotgun yesterday. It really blew her away.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
what's black and red and is a liquid?
my scars!
What game do zombies like to play?
Corpse and Robbers.
Why did Billy not like the soccer ball he got for Christmas?
He has no legs...
I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.
A little kid was lost, and he asked me to find his home. I love working at the orphanage.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.
But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.