Worst Jokes Ever
Why were the twin towers actually twins?
Their birth and death date are the same!
Why did Michael Jackson like having little boys round him? He was studying for the priesthood.
Why did God make pigs before politicians?
He just needed some practice.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What did the little boy say to the fat man?
How many Japs did you get?
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.
Little Johnny's mom is taking a shower. Little Johnny walks in and asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Mommy says, "That is my keyhole." The next day, Little Johnny sees his dad taking a shower and Little Johnny asks, "What is that in between your legs?" Daddy says, "That is my key." The next day Little Johnny says to his dad, "Looks like the neighbor has the key to Mommy's keyhole too."
Who needs April 1st if your whole life is already a lie?
What do you take care of after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."
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Dad: Son, who do you want to marry when you grow up?
Son: A ugly girl.
Dad: Why not a pretty girl?
Son: A pretty one might run away.
Dad: So an ugly one might too.
Son: Yeah, but who cares?
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
I joined ISIS to help my self-esteem issues.
Everyone kept telling me, "You’re the bomb!"
So Paul Walker made a rap cover. It is called "Straight Out of Windshield."
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
Joker gives Batman a phone.
Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."
Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"