Worst Jokes Ever
"Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.
"I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
I couldn’t understand why the baseball was getting bigger and bigger.
Then it hit me.
What did Hitler get for his birthday?
A G.I. Jew and an Easy Bake Oven.
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
A man hit a woman with his car, who is wrong?
The man, because you can’t drive into the kitchen.
20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
Who can shave 20 times a day and still have a beard? -- A barber.
What did the orphan ask Santa for? A good family.
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
I got into a fight with 1, 3, 5, 7, and 9. The odds were against me.
Why does JD Vance not need a conviction?
His running mate has 34 of them!
What’s a pedophile’s favorite shoe? White vans.
I met a rock the other day. He was a very gneiss guy.
Three nuns had to go before Mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says, "Have you sinned?" "Yes, I have, Mother. I have stolen a bicycle." Okay, said Mother Superior. "Say 100 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water." Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned. "She slept with a married man." So Mother Superior says, "Okay, say 500 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way." The third nun comes up and she says, "I peed in the holy water!" 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.