Worst Jokes Ever
What is easier to pick up the heavier it gets?
Women.
How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
My girlfriend called me a pedophile, but what does she know? She's 7.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year.
What did the fish get on his math test?
A sea plus.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
Fat people are the reason we have double doors.
How is having fun with a prostitute like bungee jumping?
You’re dead if the rubber breaks.
I invented a new word today.
Plagiarism.
Damn girl, are you a smoke detector? Because you're super annoying and won't shut up.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
How many Karens does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one...to call 911 and demand a cop come do something about the intimidating blackness.
roses are red, unlike the rest, I'm the one who has your IP address.
99% of women kiss with their eyes closed, that's why it's so hard to identify the rapist.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."