Worst Jokes Ever
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
A priest and a pedophile walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Jim!"
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
Vagina jokes aren't funny.
Most of the time.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Your forehead [is] so big that if I drew an H on it, Kobe could have landed there.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
I was raped by a group of mimes. They did unspeakable things to me.
I threw a paralyzed kid into the fireplace and called him hotwheels.
Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.
Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
Is a selfie of an orphan a self-portrait or family photo?
What do you call a surprised Asian?
Ho Lee Fuc.
3.14% of sailors are...
π-rates.
Why does Waldo wear stripes?
'Cause he doesn't want to be spotted.