Worst Jokes Ever
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What's the difference between you and Jesus? Your parents remember Jesus's birth date.
Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.
So I got asked why I suddenly started wearing a beret, and I said, "Well, you never know when you need to pick a lock."
What do you call a virgin in Alabama? An orphan.
"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."
My favorite joke: My life.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing?
She had no arms.
Why couldn’t she get up?
Because she had no friends.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
It was tense.
They say that breakfast is the most important meal of the day, well not if it's poisoned.
Then the antidote becomes the most important.
My suicidal friend said he liked trains, so we took him to the tracks.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
I was having issues in my personal and professional life. I hated everyone. I was on the brink of a mental breakdown and depression. I decided to see a therapist about it. The therapist suggested that I should write letters to the people I hate and then burn them. I must admit I feel much better...
But now I don't know what to do with the letters.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.