Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Chicken

  • This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

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  • Sister

  • I asked my friend if he would take a bullet for the last person he slept with.

    He said hell yeah, I'd do anything for my sister!

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  • Blonde

  • A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.

    "I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."

    The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."

    The End

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  • Prostitution

  • Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"

    Woman: "Sure."

    Man: "How about for ten dollars?"

    Woman: "What do you think I am?"

    Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."

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  • Porn

  • A: Why are you so sad?

    B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

    A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

    B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

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  • Ego

  • If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up to the top of your ego and jump to your IQ.

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  • Song

  • Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.

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