Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the new P. Diddy meal in McDonald's? It's a 56-year-old meat inside a 12-year-old bun.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.
Me: Knock knock.
Friend: Who's there?
Me: I don't know anymore.
Why don’t old people have sex?
When was the last time you tried pulling apart a grilled cheese that old?
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson? Cause it's a family company.
Science flies you to the moon.
Religion flies you into towers.
What do trans men and Pinocchio have in common?
Both are lying when they say, "I'm a real boy."
What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?
A headbanger.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
I would like to say Hitler gave two fucks about his people.
But quite Anne frankly, I'd be lying.
What do you call a white person having a seizure?
A vanilla shake.
Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
Because everybody that can run, jump, and swim is already in the U.S.
Yo mamma is so ugly, she made blind kids cry.
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
Why was the math book so sad? Because it was filled with problems.
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
I think Abraham Lincoln was gay because a guy shot from behind.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.