Worst Jokes Ever
The world exploded, so now I need to visit Uranus.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
I’m not into watching sunsets, but I’d love to see you go down.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
My dog is called Syndrome. He jumps up at me and I shout, "Down, Syndrome! Down, Syndrome!"
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
How are orphans and blind kids similar?
They both have never seen their parents :)
Why doesn't Barbie ever get pregnant? Because Ken comes in a different box!
A man goes into heaven and there he meets Jesus. He asks Jesus what that broken clock is there for. Jesus says, "That is Mother Teresa's clock, it has never moved because she has never lied." "There is Abraham Lincoln's clock. He has lied twice so it has moved twice." "Where is Donald Trump's?" asks the man. Jesus answers, "It is in my office, I am using it as a ceiling fan."
Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."
Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."
When you have a bladder infection,
You're in trouble. 😜
What does Jeffrey Dahmer and Travis Scott have in common?
Eight dead people.
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
Your spelling is more morbid than any of these jokes.
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity.
What's the last thing emos feel before they die? Rope burn.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.