Worst Jokes Ever
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
What do you call your daughter's boyfriend when he brings her back past 10pm?
An ambulance.
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
You can't be a loser if you have nothing to lose.
Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.
Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
Christmas special
Me: Can you describe Mrs. Claus in 3 words? Santa: Ho ho ho.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
"Doctor, there's a patient on line 1 that says he's invisible."
"Well, tell him I can't see him right now."
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.
But when I got home, all the signs were there.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
What do you call a dwarf police officer?
A guinea pig.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
Why do orphans go to church? So that they can call someone Father.