Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
What do you tell a depressed person?
Just hang in there!
A guy finds a genie.
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
Q. How much cum does a gay guy have?
A. A butt load.
Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."
A vampire goes to the bakery.
Vampire: "One bun, please."
Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"
Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Ball so hard! 😂🤣
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
Hey Siri, where is my dad?
Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!
Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.
...WhAT-
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.