Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.

What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?

Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.

Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?

Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.

What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?

Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.

My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?

What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.

(And you thought this would be a joke.)