Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Priest

  • How do you trick a Catholic priest into using the glory hole at an adult bookstore? Tell him it is a confessional booth.

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  • Blonde joke

  • A man walks into a bar. He takes a seat and asks the barman if he wanted to hear a blonde joke. The barman replies, "Before you tell this joke, I want to tell you something. See the woman over there? She is a black belt in karate, she's blonde. See the bouncer over there? He is also a blonde. See the chick over there with that pool cue? She is also blonde. Also, I have a shotgun behind the bar. I'm blonde. So do you still want to tell your joke?" He replies, "F**k that. I ain't explaining the joke 4 times."

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  • Football Game

  • My first high-school football game was a lot like my first time having sex...

    I was bloody and sore at the end, but at least my dad came.

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  • Gay

  • what do you call a lazy gay?

    someone who comes straight out of the closet, and goes straight to the couch.

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  • MVP

  • MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

    In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

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  • Depression

  • They said I was depressed, I should make an effort to do what I love.

    I had to pay a hooker for twelve hours work.

    ... I felt nothing, but it was nice, being with someone who felt the same.

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  • Suicide

  • A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"

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