Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Incest

  • A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

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  • Teacher

  • Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.

    Udder

  • Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.

  • 0
  • Plane

  • I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.

    It didn't land too well.

  • 1
  • Parent

  • When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."

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