Worst Jokes Ever

I was digging in our garden when I found a chest completely full of gold coins.

I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.

Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

Bully... you're such an asshole. Me... Acting like a dick won't make yours any bigger.

Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.

When the school shooter is just about to leave your classroom, and you think you're in the clear, but the Down syndrome kid says, "Goodbye."

What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?

A whore sleeps with everyone at the party. A bitch sleeps with everyone at the party—except you.

Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with North Korea.

ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."

SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"

"You raise me up to stand on mountains," said the dwarf pornstar on my penis.

What do you call children born from incest?

Gross Domestic Product.

What are three things you can't give a black guy?

A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.

Why does China have the biggest eyewear?

Because all their eyes are too small.

So I had a friend who was an orphan, and he said, "How's your girlfriend?" I said, "I don't have one." He said, "I know, just reminding you." I then said, "Hey, how's your parents?" I never saw him after that.

Why did the rapist go after the mute? It would be a silent attack.

what's the difference between hitler and you?

one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.

Why was the emo kid thrown out of the amusement park?

He kept cutting in line.

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents were taken, so he shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: "Can I play with your bellybutton? My mom always lets me when we camp." So the teacher says: "Sure." 5 minutes later the teacher says: "Woah, woah, woah that's not my bellybutton!" Little Johnny says: "Woah, woah, woah, that's not my finger."

I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.

What’s the difference between Disney+ and P*rnhub?

Disney+ wants you to hate your stepmother.