Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
I will never forget my girlfriend's last words... "Get off of me! STOP!" *slurp*... Dead.
If there is a divorce in West Virginia, are they still brother and sister?
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
What does the + sign stand for in LGBTQ+?
It’s the premium version of gay.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.
What's the difference between a shooter and a bullied autistic kid? It depends on who's shooting.
Your mom's so fat, when she sat on Walmart, she lowered the prices!
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Today I got a lecture from my mother, and congratulated her. Why?
Because she managed not to damage me in a physical fashion.
(demons in my head) I laugh to meet them...
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
Why does Donald Trump have a fervent crush on the Russian president?
He is Putin his dick where it don't belong!
What do you call a single bisexual?
All bi myself.