Worst Jokes Ever
What does an orphan call a kidnapping?
A surprise adoption.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have 10 fingers, the middle ones are for you.
Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(
One thing that Johnny Depp and Michael Jackson love to do? Sniff on little white crack.
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
My friend asked, "What's that on your arm?" I replied, "Oh, this? I didn't have enough storage on my phone to download Fruit Ninja so I had to improvise a little bit."
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.
Friends call me crack miser, whatever I snort. My brain starts to distort! I'll be in court.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
When I get naked in the shower, it gets turned on.
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one to have a dream got shot. (Martin Luther King joke)
What do you call a school shooting survivor who grows up to be a prostitute on the West Coast? A Sandy Hooker
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
What do you call a knight in a cannibal village? -- Canned food.
How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.