Worst Jokes Ever
Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.
My uncle died on September 11. He was the greatest pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
I'm a big fan of white boards. I find them... Remarkable.
Guys, we should stop making jokes about orphans. Their parents will get mad. Oh.... Wait... Continue.
A woman comes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I think I have cancer." The doctor checks it out. "It’s all in your head," the doctor says. "Phew," said the woman. "A bunch of tumors, all in your head."
It's not that I don't get the laugh, but most of you need to read through what's already been posted, 'cause everybody's saying the same sh*t.
I don't always like to tell dwarf jokes. But when I do, I like to keep them short.
What do TVs and girls have in common?
They both show you stuff when you turn them on!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? Little skin flutes.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Yo mama like a penny: two-faced, worthless, and in everybody’s pants.
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
What do you do if you see someone raping your girlfriend? Help out. There is no way she can fight both of you. Then, find the poor man a lawyer.
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."