Worst Jokes Ever
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
Q: Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afghanistan?
A: Because there's a Target on every corner.
What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball?
A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
What does your mom and a slinky have in common?
They aren't much to look at, but you can't help but crack a smile when you see them tumbling down the stairs.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
Donald: "If I lose this election, I will leave the country."
Joe: "Bi den"
Why are Americans so dumb?
Because they shoot the ones that go to school.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and they got plain!
I have a pun, but I will nut tell you!
Why do women have cleaner minds than men? Because they change theirs more often.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf....ftysrrtfgbjysou34w45pjr578v
Why does Donald Trump take Xanax?
For Hispanic attacks!
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso espresso.
Nah, just kidding, it's bleach.
Why is the thief so good at basketball? Because he can shoot, steal, and run.
What does my dad and Nemo have in common? They both can't be found.
Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 9/11 victims?
Well, probably the person in front of them.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
Today my stoner friend used my to-do list as a blunt wrap.
He was high on my list of priorities.
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
If you get pinched by a man in a wheelchair, can you call it a "hit and can't run?"