Worst Jokes Ever

Real quick, I'm autistic, and if anyone asks, I absolutely love some of these jokes. XD I found this while doing some research for a paper.

What makes William Afton and a boomerang common?

They always come back.

One day Little Johnny's class is having an English lesson. The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word intelligent in a sentence?" Little Mary says, "The teacher is very intelligent." The teacher asks them, "Who can use the word fashionable in a sentence?" Little Suzie says, "They are very fashionable." The teacher says, "Johnny, why don't you have a go? Use the word dictate in a sentence." Johnny thinks for a moment and then says, "Last night I heard Daddy asking Mommy 'Darling how does my dictate'"

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

What do you call a rich Chinese person? Cha-ching!

Ask Siri what rich North Koreans are there.

Siri: "I could not find anything for this question."

COVID-19 won't last long... it's made in China.

I should be ashamed of myself for making all these jokes at the expense of the disabled! After all, they can't even stand up for themselves.

How do you find out if your kid is gay?

Lock him in a closet and if he comes out, he's gay. If not, he's dead straight.

How to get quick cash:

Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

Step 2: Do foster care for them.

Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

I helped my son (who is missing his arms) unwrap his Christmas present. The ungrateful bastard just sits there and cries, and it's a pair of mittens. The ungrateful bastard is just sitting there, crying.

What do you call a communist pirate ship?

The USS Arrrrr.

I'm gonna jump to my death.

Don't worry. I won't jump far.

Just off this chair here...

September 11th. #BringYourPlaneToWorkDay

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

when is it normal to freeze before being raped?

when a policeman rapes you.

Q: What did the cannibal say to the leper?

A: You gonna eat that?

Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.

Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.

You shouldn’t bully fat people.

They already have enough on their plate.

Autistic jokes have been very popular recently. In other words, I've been very popular recently.