Worst Jokes Ever
Two men walked into a bar, and one man asked for H20, and the other man asked for H20 too.
Only one man came out alive.
BIDEN!
Why did the feminist fail algebra?
She couldn’t solve inequalities.
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in Alabama? Because you should never turn your back on family.
My sister told me a joke.
All she said was "my life."
I asked the gym trainer what type of machine I should use to get the best looking women.
He said the ATM outside.
Why is April the smartest month?
It can never be fooled.
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
So this blind man was walking down the street with his stick, right? And he walked past this fish market, he took a deep breath and said, "WWOAAH GOODMORNING LADIES!"
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Chuck Norris doesn't zoom out; everything moves backwards.
What does a blind man say when he passes the fish market?...."Hello ladies!"
Teacher: I was an orphan once.
Student: Oof.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
People always told me to open doors for elders. So I opened the plane door 5,000 feet up in the air for a grandma.
Roses are red, violets are black, your mum's so fat she sold her son for 10 Big Macs.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.