Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Perk

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Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?

Because he can't handle 6 perks.

Brain

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What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

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  • Death

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    Never attempt to foreshadow your own death, you may end up regretting it. You can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if I’m wrong.

    Orphan

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    Why do orphans have water with their cereal?

    Because their dad never came home with the milk.

    Carrot

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    Why did the carrot roll down the hill?

    Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.

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  • Cellar

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    What does a kid and wine have in common?

    Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.

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  • Reason

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    "Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?