Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do the twin towers and my ex-girlfriend have in common? They both went down on my dad.

Me: (pointing up in the air) "Everybody listen up, this is a robbery!"

Girl: "Dude, this is a library."

Me: "Oh." (screwing on a silencer)

Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.

He was the best pilot in Arab.

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    • Remember what one of my gay friends told me: it's only cannibalism if you swallow.

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    • Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?

    Half of the class: *raises hand*

    Teacher: ...

    The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*

    There is a lot of difference between a man and a woman saying, "I went through a whole box of tissues watching that movie."

    BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."

    Little Sally found out that she had hair on her private area and went up to her mom and asked, "Mom, I have hair on my privates, what is it?"

    "Oh honey, that's your monkey," the mom says.

    So little Sally runs up to her big sister and says, "My monkey has hair on it!" So the sister replies with a laugh, "You think that's cool? My monkey is already eating bananas!"

    Mother, “Johnny, if you keep being this naughty, you’ll get kids who will be very naughty to you!”

    Johnny, “Oh mom, you just betrayed yourself there, didn’t you?”

    So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”

    Priest

    What the difference between a priest and acne

    Acne waits till your 13 to cum on your face