Worst Jokes Ever
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
Where did Sally go when the bomb exploded?
Everywhere.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"
What do you call a boomerang that never comes back?
Daddy.
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?
Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"
What is it called when an orphan takes a family photo?
A selfie.
Chuck Norris was shot with a gun. The bullet was critically injured.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
Once there was this Whichdoctor. He walked barefoot most of the time, which gave him impressive calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, and the food gave him bad breath, which made him (wait for it) a Super Callused Fragile Mystic Hexed By Halitosis.
Your hairline's so far back that five hour energy became a five day depression.
What's the difference between a bus full of children and a fish?
The fish can swim.
Why can't orphans work at S.C. Johnson?
Because it's a family company...
Why did Michael Jackson call Boyz II Men? He thought they were a delivery service.
Why was the boy crying?
He had a frog stapled to his face.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.