Worst Jokes Ever
Vagina jokes aren’t funny, period.
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
Yo mama so fat, One Punch Man had to punch 3 times.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
What is black and at the top of a staircase?
Stephen Hawking after a house fire.
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.
Your breath is so bad that when Santa came to your house for your present, he brought toothpaste.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
What's the difference between a nun and a woman in a bathtub?
One's got hope in her soul, the other's got soap in her hole.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression.
It’s called Trycoxagain.
What are fish not allowed to have?
Seaweed.
Trevor Bauer for President.
Yo mama is so dumb, she thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.
After 12, it's lunch. 😂