Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Trampoline

  • My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.

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  • Teacher

  • I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"

    Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.

    Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀

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  • Pair

  • I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.

  • 3
  • Sleep

  • Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

    Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

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  • Orphan

  • Why was the orphan so successful?

    They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.

    Police

  • Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.

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  • Difference

  • Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

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  • Child

  • What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?

    The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.

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  • Rubber

  • I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.

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