Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Q: What is the difference between a drunk and a stoner at a stop sign?
A: The drunk guy runs it and the stoner waits for it to turn green!
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
Why can't Michael Jackson go within 500m of a school zone?
Because he's dead.
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. They're independent women, after all. Heck, cheer on the rapist, or join in the fun.
Why does OSHA require women to wear panties?
Because every manhole needs a cover.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a blow dryer.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
My doctor said, "You have 1 year to live."
I said, "You wanna bet?"
Bam, a gunshot!
A boy with Down Syndrome was talking with his mom.
“Mom, why did God make me like this?” he said.
“It’s because God made you special,” she said.
“Just kidding, I was only talking about your needs.”
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.
Why shouldn't you buy Russian underpants?
Because Chernobyl fallout.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.