Worst Jokes Ever
what happens when you accidentally taught your child to call every man daddy?
you find the real one.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
What do you call an ice skating dwarf?
A midget spinner.
Where did the software developer go?
I don’t know, he ransomware!
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
What’s the difference between kids and drugs?
I don’t hide drugs in my basement.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
What's the difference between an escaped prisoner and an orphan?
Only one is wanted.
Are you a tree? Cuz I’m trying to hang with you. ;)
Two men are hunting. One asks: "Did you ever hunt bear?" The other one answers: "No, but one time I went fishing in my shorts."
This man has been through all kinda shit in his life. So one day, he finally looks at himself in the mirror and says, "If another person looks at me again, I'm going to kill myself." He looks at himself and no one ever heard from him again.
What is an Emo's favorite way to Cosplay?
Dress up as a piñata!
What do Jesus and I have in common? Our dads left us...
A girl and her brother are walking in their garden. POV: Brother. Sister: "Why are you cutting those flowers?"
Brother: "Because they're beautiful!"
Sister: "I thought you said you cut yourself because you aren't."
Brother:......
You have a six-minute timer to live, but when you breathe, it resets.
Why did the orphan like to jump? So they can jump off a bridge to be reunited with their parents.
1 like = 10 more orphans in my basement.
Chuck Norris once ran all the way around the equator and kicked himself in the back.
9 out of 10 Americans are stupid... I'm so glad I'm in the 1%.
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.