Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Baby

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What's the difference between a dead baby in a dumpster and a treasure chest? It's a surprise when you find the treasure.

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  • Idiot

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    I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.

    Puberty

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    How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.

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  • Attempt

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    Things I would have missed if my attempt in 2018 worked...

    My attempts in 2019, 2020, and 2021!

    Act

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    I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.

    President

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    Why were Abraham Lincoln and John F. Kennedy very wise presidents?

    They both had an open mind.

    Alabama

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    Most states:

    "It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends."

    Alabama:

    "She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."

    Stereotype

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    Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house?

    A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.

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  • 9/11

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    (just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.