Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Person A: C'mon person B, just be happy, smile.
Person B: Over my dead body.
Person B: *gets the noose*
How To Kill A Blonde 101:
First Step: Get a pool.
Second Step: Put a scratch-and-sniff at the bottom.
A scarecrow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field.
Most states: "It's ok, it won't be awkward. We're still friends." Alabama: "She didn't wanna be my girlfriend anymore. But she said she'll still be my sister."
I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.
You watch 50 Shades of Grey, and you turn grey in bed.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Why did Joe Biden visit Hiroshima? Because the city has the hottest prepubescent girls in the world.
What goes Snap, Crackle, and Pop?
A neck.
What do George Floyd and an astronaut have in common?
They both have very little air to breathe.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
Did you guys see on the news where they arrested that pervert at the Michaels Crafts store?
He was running around completely naked and had sprinkled glitter all over his testicles. I guess it was pretty nuts.
When does a doctor get mad?
When he runs out of patients!
Why did Michael Jackson rush to Walmart?
He heard boys' pants were half off!
I tore up my homework, but then I replaced it with this copy. It may look like it, but trust me, it's different! The answers ARE RIGHT, better than left!
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.