Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
What do you call physically handicapped, homophobic, heterosexual men and women in wheelchairs?
Mixed nuts.
What’s the best part about having sex with 23 year olds... there’s 20 of them.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
A man walks up to a priest. The man says, "I am Jesus Christ." The priest says, "No, you are not my son." The man says, "Follow me." The man walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Jesus Christ, you're back!"
I wasn’t staring, I was just trying to figure out if that was your hairline or the Great Wall of China.
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate.
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
What's the most common thing between Hitler and an emo?
Hitler knows when to kill himself!
"Have you taken a bath?"
"No. Why, did one go missing?"
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.
Why do orphans only have 363 days?
They don’t have Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.