Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline shape is so badly shaped like a M, me and my friends thought it was McDonald's.
Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
There are different types of Pokémon.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
I like Cheetos.
Little Timmy wanted to take a shower with his dad. His dad said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's dad said, "That's Mr. Wiggles." Timmy wanted to take a shower with his mom. Timmy's mom said, "Don't look down." Timmy looked down. Timmy said, "What's that?" Timmy's mom said, "That's my garden." Timmy's mom said, "Don't look up." Timmy looked up. Timmy said, "What are those?" Timmy's mom said, "Those are her headlights." Timmy wanted to sleep with his parents. His parents said, "Don't look under the covers." Timmy looked under the covers. Timmy yelled, "MOMMY, MOMMY, MR. WIGGLES IS ATTACKING YOUR GARDEN! TURN ON YOUR HEADLIGHTS!"
How does NASA organize their parties? They planet.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
What’s the difference between a chromosome and a hormone?
You can hear a hormone.
What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex?
Oral sex will make your whole day. Anal sex will make your hole weak.
The Trump cocktail. Take a large glass and fill it with an ounce of everything behind the bar. Top it with whipped cream and a cherry. Now for the hard part: finding a Mexican to pay for it.
That awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car and you realize there's somebody inside.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
Yo hairline is so crooked it makes your gay best friend look straight.
Me at the Oscars when I see Jada Pinkett Smith, I said: "G.I. Jane 2, more like G.I. Jada 2, can't wait to see it."
So Will Smith is laughing and then suddenly, Will Smith walks up to me and punches me in the face.
Me: "Ow, oh, wow. Will Smith just smacked the shit out of me.” My nigga Smith goes: "KEEP MY WIFE'S NAME OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MOUTH!" Me: "Maybe you should focus on keeping her friends out of hers."
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
A woman visits the doctor as she has some abdominal pains and suspects she may be pregnant.
After her examination, the doctor comes out to see her: “Well, I hope you like changing diapers!”
She replies: “Oh my god! Am I pregnant, am I pregnant!?”
To which he responds: “No, you’ve got bowel cancer.”