Worst Jokes Ever
How do you get more presents from Santa? You tickle his sack.
Ever tried Ethiopian food? No? Neither have they.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
What did a cannibal have as his last meal?
Five guys.
I saw this little girl crying. I asked her where her parents were. She cried more, man, I love working at an orphanage.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
How do you get 500 dead babies into a car?
A blender.
How do you get 500 dead babies out of a car?
A straw.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
Why can’t pedophiles ever win races? Because they are always coming in a little behind.
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
Q: What did one emo kid say to the other emo kid?
A: Wanna hang out?
What do you call two Mexicans at a country restaurant? "Two beaners in a cracker house."
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Yo mama so fat that when she sits down, the earth falls out of the Solar System.
I like my women how I like my scotch: 11 years old and mixed with Coke.
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
modern feminism.