Worst Jokes Ever
Why was JFK stupid? He only had half a brain.
What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.
Twin Towers ordered Little Caesars but they got jets.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
I’m not saying you’re going bald, but you’ll find Waldo before you find your hairline.
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What do you call a religious drug addict?
A crystal methodist.
If her age is on the clock, she gets the cock.
Mom, mom, I'm holding my little brother's hand..... Little Johnny, good! But he's not born yet.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Call him whatever you want, he's not coming.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
What commitment does a pimp make to each new hoe he turns out?
Answer: He will always be there for her after the break-in period.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
If you donate one kidney, everybody loves you, and you’re a total hero. But donate five, and suddenly everyone is yelling. Geez!
How long does it take for 5 babies to die in the microwave?
I don't know, I can't count while I masturbate...
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
A fully grown bull Great White Shark is 15 feet long and can open its jaws up to 1.2 meters long. It could eat a small child in seconds. Anyways, I lost my job at the aquarium...
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't have a closet to come out of.
What's a lesbian's favorite type of food?
Finger-food.