Worst Jokes Ever
What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?
They both have boys' pants half off.
Yo mamma so stupid, she starved to death in a grocery store.
One time, the quiet kid hacked the speakers in a school. Next thing you know, "Pumped Up Kicks" by Foster The People starts playing.
Boy Scout...
- A kid who dressed like an idiot.
- An idiot who dressed like a kid.
I lost at Kahoot, so I had to ka-shoot.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"
My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.
What do you get when you cross Bill Cosby and Jeffrey Epstein?
Predator 2.
Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3
Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?
To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.
Chuck Norris can do a wheelie on a unicycle.
An Irishman, Englishman, and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.
Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.
The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away, and demands another pint.
The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.
The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers, and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"
What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
Did you ever think that John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head?
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
Did you know I'm a really fast reader?
I can go through a few stories in just a few seconds!