Worst Jokes Ever
What does the Trump administration use instead of emails? Alternative fax.
What's the difference between puppies and orphans?
The puppies actually get adopted.
What is Mozart doing right now? -- Decomposing.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Boner.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
what's the difference between hitler and you?
one didn't keep posting on twitter about killing themselves.
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
How do you escape a French prison?
Yell angrily in German!
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
A man shoots up a school and then fakes his own death. He then later returns to shoot up the same school. He repeats the process a few times until the police catch him. When they ask why he did it, he replied, "I wondered when you would check if I was still breathing."
I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it would just crash and burn.
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate?
I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
How do you circumsize a hillbilly?
Kick his mother in the jaw
What do you call a happy child swinging with her friends at recess?
Not Sally.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.