Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.

My name, my address, and my phone number.

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  • How long does it take for a depressed person to change a light bulb?

    5 days. & I’m pretty proud of myself.

    Q: What is the difference between Austin Matthews and a priest?

    A: One looks like a pedophile and one is a pedophile.

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  • My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

    The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.

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  • My dad went to go get milk. He came back 7 years later, and we had to send him back because he got the wrong milk.

    I'm pretty sure that 9/11 was the biggest game of Jenga ever recorded in history.

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  • Hairy vagina is like sweets with the wrapper on. You don't like it, but you still eat it.

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