Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Love

  • Girl: "...I like you... do you like me back?"

    Me: "Nope."

    Girl: *is depressed* "Oh okay...."

    Me: "You never said \"love\"".

    Girl: "Oh! well do you love me?"

    Me: "Frick no."

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  • Teacher

  • So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.

    1 hour before:

    So let me get...

    Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!

    Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*

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  • Incest

  • When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

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  • Kid

  • So there was this kid being bullied by four other kids. I decided to step in.

    He didn’t stand a chance against the five of us.

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  • Keyboard

  • My mom told me to get off the computer or she will slam my head into the keyboard.

    I don't think she lskdjfklsdjf.

  • 2