Worst Jokes Ever
How's Donald Trump going to get rid of all the Mexicans? -- Juan by Juan.
Straight people ask why gays have such a good fashion sense. Baby, we didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing.
What's the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with boobs?
One is a crusty bus station and the other is a busty crustacean.
Dating a stripper is like eating a bag of chips in class.
Everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
"Mum, I just won this phone in a race!"
"Who was in the race?"
"The owner of the phone. And the police. I think they're at the door to congratulate me!"
"Dad, how do stars die?" -- "Usually an overdose."
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
I got kicked out of the hospital.
Apparently, the sign "Stroke patients here" meant something totally different.
What do you call a blonde in the freezer?
Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
People told Kobe to fly high. Look what happened.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room?
Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
Teacher: Johnny, can you use a sentence with "definitely" in it?
Little Johnny: Do farts have lumps in them?
Teacher: Of course not, Johnny.
Little Johnny: Then I’ve definitely shat myself.
What do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?
Tiger Woods had a good driver.
I like George Floyd's new song. It is really breathtaking.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.