Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My mother wanted to test my responsibility and wanted me to cook dinner for the family to help me understand how it feels to constantly cook for a whole family. So, me with my horrible humor, decided to make a giant joke for when dinner time came around, and so I just got four plates and set them in front of my family and I then said, "Here you are, a fine African meal." Then everybody looked at me in disappointment, and then I continued to say, "What? Poor taste?"

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  • I got kicked out of the hospital for saying, "Stay Positive," to the corona patients.

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  • I said to my pregnant wife, "Push, darling, come on, push harder, dear!" No, she wasn't giving birth; the bloody car would not start.

    I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.

    They told me throwing babies was bad, but guess what I did yesterday? I threw my baby cousin down the escalator.

    Sally threw herself a birthday party, and only one person showed up. Who is it?

    The grim reaper.

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  • Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

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  • I was walking till I saw a kid sitting on the street. I walked over there and said, "Where are your parents?" He cried even more.

    Oh, I just love talking to orphans.

    Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)

    Why are babies called bundles of joy?

    When you break the bundle, it gives you joy.

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