Worst Jokes Ever
What is the difference between an orphan and a blind kid?
They both can’t see their parents. 😂😂😂😂😂
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?
The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
What do you call a blonde in a freezer?
Her parents called her Cindy, so we should probably continue calling her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.
Your mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Why do orphans play a lot of tennis?
Cause that's the only way they get love.
Some say Stephen Hawking was a genius, but I never heard him say anything intelligent.
Q: Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?
A: To find Pooh!
what is it called when an illegal immigrant is getting raped?
alien vs predator
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
What does a glory hole and a confessional booth have in common?
A blowjob is anonymous.