Worst Jokes Ever
If some girls are vegan, then why do they suck dick?
Why do Americans suck at chess?.......... They already lost two towers.
What do you call an idiotic cow?
A mis-steak!
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
Is sex a joke? Because I don't get it.
Becoming a vegetarian is a huge missed steak.
Theory is when you know everything but nothing works.
Practice is when everything works but no one knows why.
In our lab, theory and practice are combined: Nothing works and no one knows why.
Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere!
What's worse than Sally in a trash can? Sally in thirteen trash cans.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Once there was a girl named Sally! She had no arms or legs, was mute, deaf, and blind.
Knock knock Who’s there? Not Sally.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
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What do you call a bus full of transgender men? T-Mobile.
Sometimes I feel ugly, then I think of my sister and feel better.
Where did Sally go during the bombing?
Everywhere.
What do you call a guy from India calling you?
A scammer.