Worst Jokes Ever
I hit a ball with a bat, it was called animal abuse.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
Dad: We are giving your toys to the orphanage.
Kid: Why?
Dad: So you won't get bored.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Guys, stop making jokes about orphan's parents.
Who will be told? Oh wait.
My wife told me I was immature. I just told her to get out of my pillow fort.
What does Bugs Bunny say when he has a boner?
"What's up, cock?"
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
How do you know when your sister is on her period? When your dad's cock tastes of blood.
Have you heard of the... uh Pokemon called uh rhy... rhy... Rhydon deez nuts?
What's the difference between a mosquito and a pornstar? One stops sucking when you smack it.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
What do you find in Jeffrey Dahmer's shower?
Heads and shoulders.
What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?
Did you know the letter "F" in orphan stands for family?
I like my women how I like my wine.
14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”
In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.
What is a government mandate?
When Obama and Biden go out to dinner together.
I never get school shooting jokes.
Maybe they're aimed at a younger audience.