Worst Jokes Ever
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
What is a briefcase?
A short lawsuit.
Q: What do you get when you cross a cow and a smurf?
A: Blue cheese.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
I've been hit by several things in my life.
Sadly, never a car.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
"Oh daddy," the kid said. "I love you so much!"
"Hey," the man responded. "Until we get the DNA test results, I'm just Harry to you!"
My life is the joke.
My granddad killed Hitler.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
What do you call a blind dinosaur? Do-you-think-he-saurus.
Me and my friend were roasting each other. She said, "You look like a Reese's cup." I replied, "You're so old, your pubic hairs are 50 shades of gray."
Yo mama so dumb, she got hit by a cup and told the police she got mugged.
I tried to high five a tree, but it just left me hanging.
What do you call an hourglass with no sand in it?
A waist of time.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.