Worst Jokes Ever
My brother caught Covid last month.
First I knew about it was when he speed-dialled me at 3am and gasped, "I can't breathe, I can't breathe!"
I just told him straight: "Bro... you really need to work on your George Floyd jokes."
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
Your hairline is so back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Why do you call a man that is physically handicapped and German?
A physically handicapped bisexual man that is promiscuous and German.
Girls are like volcanoes.
You never know when they will erupt.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.
Roses are red. Walls are made of plaster. Schoolchildren can move fast, But bullets can move faster.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
What's grosser than gross? A truckload of dead babies.
What's grosser than that? A live one at the bottom.
What's grosser than that? When he eats his way out.
Grosser than that? When he goes back for more.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
Why did Hitler kill himself?
He didn’t want to pay the gas bill.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
Q: How do you know a wishing well works?
A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.
I was gonna say when you were born your mum saw you and screamed, but I remembered you were adopted...