Worst Jokes Ever

God creating bees.

God: "Put a needle on their butt."

Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"

God: "Make its puke delicious."

Angel: "WTF"

Are you a school? Because I want to shoot a bunch of kids in you.

What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

Someone raped my ear, now I have hearing aids.

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.

Yo mama so ugly, when she was born, the doctor tried to put her back in.

I work as an IT technician. The other day, I had to fix Cristiano Ronaldo’s laptop. He pointed to a message on the screen saying, “Do you consent to cookies?” He said that he doesn’t eat cookies and doesn’t know what consent means, so that’s why he called me.

Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.

Wanna hear a good joke?

My dad’s love for me.

This girl came to me and said, "I got raped in my sleep!"

I replied, "I done it as a joke."

-April 1, 2020

Can you imagine the last thing that went through the minds of 911 victims?

Well, probably their kneecaps.

Why does Bill Clinton wear boxers? -- To keep his ankles warm.

What do you call it when a chameleon won't change colors?

A reptile dysfunction.

What’s pink, black and has 17 nipples?

A trash can behind the cancer ward.

Nike isn't helpful for suicidal people. You can't tell them to "Just Do It."

Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.

Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"

What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?

A blender.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.