Worst Jokes Ever
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?
Men toes.
4, 6, 8, and 9 have all been killed. 2, 3, 5, 7, and 11 are the prime suspects.
What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to go to KFC.
Why is it so hard to play hide-and-seek in an orphanage?
Because nobody is looking for them.
Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!
What game do emo kids love the most?
Hangman.
Friends: "You wanna hang with us?"
Me: "No, I wanna hang myself."
You learn from the best.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."
Alyas' dad died, that's comedy. Something not funny is like BLM.
Have you ever noticed when a woman is pregnant, all her friends touch her stomach and say "congrats," but none of them touch the man's penis and say "well done?"
Are you a walnut, because I'm about to nut all over your walls!
With numerous reports of Donald Trump's odor and Kelly Clarkson's lack of hygienic habits... proof that money doesn't buy cleanliness.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
The furniture store keeps calling me back... But all I wanted was that one nightstand.
Therapist: So what brought you here today?
Wife: He's too literal.
Therapist: And you, sir?
Husband: My truck.
Emo girls be like: How much am I worth...
Girl, scan the code on your wrist!
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
Feel my shirt...it's boyfriend material.