Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
I lost my driver's license today. I hit my ex with my car.
How did the hillbilly mother find out her daughter entered puberty? Her son's dick tasted funny.
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show?
Family Guy.
This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.
I would say life's a joke, but I can't, because jokes have a meaning.
I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What goes 100mph and bounces up and down? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
I just heard that the inventor of the autocorrect died the other day.
May he rest in pizza.
What do you call an owl with armor?
A Knight Owl!
My girlfriend broke up with me, so I took her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
Why is it that when I'm in school doing PE, it's fine for someone to say "boys against girls", but the moment I say "blacks against whites" I'm the bad guy?
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
Why is sucking cock inside the confessional booth the only thing that a catholic priest doesn't have to give up for lent?
Because catholic priests don't have to be vegetarians during lent.
Teacher: I used to be an orphan once.
Student: OOFT.
Teacher: Who are we missing?
Student: Your parents.
If your left nut was Thanksgiving and your right nut was Christmas, then you wouldn't have any balls because they're holidays.