Worst Jokes Ever
Stop it! What if a blind person sa- oh wait, never mind, carry on.
What person can't work at a family business? An orphan.
What's the difference between a black & a white fairy tale? White begins, "Once upon a time..." Black begins, "Y'all mutherfuckers ain't gonna believe this shit."
Sleep, but make it forever.
What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? Unlike the porcupine, the pricks are on the inside.
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What do astronauts eat off of? A satellite dish.
Q: Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?
A: There was a face off in the corner.
1 like = 1 more child in my blender.
There were 15 ugly guys on a bus. The bus crashed, and they all went to heaven.
God took pity on them and told the ugly dudes they could have one wish. The first guy said, "I want to be handsome." God granted his wish. The second guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the first guy." God granted his wish. The third guy said, "I want to be more handsome than the second guy." God granted his wish, and this continued on and on until the 15th ugly guy. The ugly guy was laughing, really hard. "What is your wish?" God asked him. "I WANT ALL THESE GUYS UGLY AGAIN!!!!!" God granted his wish.
A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"
The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare?
A lot of things have changed since I got my girlfriend pregnant.
My name, my address, and my phone number.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
There's a man in Florida with no arms or legs who is armed and on the run.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
Why do depressed people go to camp? To learn how to tie knots tighter.
What's a paedophile's favorite footwear?
White Vans.
My therapist told me to write angry letters to those that upset me and never send them.
He is really going to hate the letter he never gets.