Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What are the similarities between an orphan and a newborn plant?

Both their parents were separated.

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  • If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?

    Dishwasher

    What should you do if the dishwasher breaks?

    Kick her.

    What’s the difference between a woman with PMS and a terrorist?

    You can negotiate with a terrorist.

    How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

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  • I SH so much, even when I die and become a ghost, you can see red stripes floating around the room.

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  • What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

    Apples are actually picked.

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