Worst Jokes Ever
What instrument do skeletons use? A trombone! Haha!
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."
Q: What was the orphan's first phone?
A: The iPhone X because it had no home button.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"
Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.
The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."
What did the receptionist at the sperm bank say when you were leaving? "Thanks for coming!" 😉😉
What's the difference between a Catholic Priest and a pedophile?
One is Catholic.
I like when people say they hate me because we have something in common. <3
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldn’t climb up the stairs to heaven.
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms. "Knock knock." Who's there? Not Sally.
What's the best haircut?
Chemotherapy.
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.