Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the depressed person cross the road?
To get run over.
How much work does a skeleton get done?
A SKELE-TON!
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
What kind of star would go to jail?
A shooting star!
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
Why were the twin towers mad?
Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...
Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.
But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?
Was Randy. 👹
I put someone in a wheelchair into the fire and called him "hot wheels."
Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?
Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
The shovel is a ground breaking invention.
*Slaps and laughs*
Why can’t orphans get married?
Because they were already given away.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
When you're depressed about the world :( but you remember you will soon die :)
How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.