Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
Roses are red, violets are blue.
YOU HAVE AN ARRANGED MARRIAGE WAITING FOR YOU...
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
"I'm not sure why my girlfriend's father doesn't like me."
"What was your first impression on him?"
"I told him, she calls me daddy too."
What's the second to last letter in the alphabet? Y. Cause I wanted to know.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked by the TV, I missed three episodes.
My kids are so ungrateful. I got them a new dishwasher and they just won't stop complaining about their mom.
If Jesus was real, they wouldn’t call it the crucifixion. They would call it crucifact.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.
Who led the Israelites through the semipermeable membrane?
Osmoses.
Teacher: Who here has thought about committing suicide?
Half of the class: *raises hand*
Teacher: ...
The half of the class: *Starts talking about how they were thinking of doing it*
Why do orphans go to church? Because they can finally call someone "father."
Cindy goes up to her dad and says: "Daddy, can I have $100 for a new dress?"
Her dad almost gags and says: "$100! You're only 12, what do you want with such an expensive dress?"
Cindy says: "Well daddy, I'll look really pretty in it and I promise to look after it ..."
Dad gives in and says: "OK, give me a head-job then".
He flops it out and Cindy just get the end in her mouth and goes: "Eeee-yooo - that taste's like shit!"
Dad goes: "Well, your brother wanted to borrow the car this afternoon ..."
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.