Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dolphin

  • Why are dolphins so smart?

    Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!

  • 0
  • Mom

  • My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!

  • 2
  • Trash

  • A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."

  • 5
  • Shark

  • If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

  • 6
  • Emo kid

  • I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.

  • 0
  • Man

  • If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.

    If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.

    If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.