Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

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  • I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.

    Funeral

  • My friend got mad when he caught me smelling his sister's panties. I don't know why he was mad, maybe because she was wearing them, or because his whole family was watching. Either way, it made the funeral a bit awkward.

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  • Incest

  • A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

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  • Suicide

  • Last week I told my psychiatrist, "I keep thinking about suicide," and he told me from now on I have to pay in advance.

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  • Incest

  • Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

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  • Fish

  • One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?"

    The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"

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