Worst Jokes Ever
My advice to suicidal people: just hang in there. 🕺
What's the only type of abortion Republicans will never try to legislate against?
A school shooting.
One time this kid came back from school and said, "Mom I have one good news and one bad news, which one do you wanna hear first?" And his mom said, "Good news please," and the boy said, "I got 100% on my math test today." and his mom gave him a hug, and the boy said, "Now to the bad news, I LIED!"
Where did the sheep get a haircut?
At the baa-baa shop.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
I'm an orphan, lol.
Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.
BTW, I am one, wahahaa!
Why did the feminist cross the road?
To suck my dick!
Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
Yo, your hairline over here lookin' like the Nile River.
My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles' elbow.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
Why's it so hard to come out of the closet? Just open the door!
Asians love it when a British person says "Race!"
Last words of the captain of the Titanic... "Where's all this water come from?"
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
What do you call it when a snowman throws a tantrum?
A meltdown.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.