Worst Jokes Ever
joe: Are your mom and dad nice?
zozo: Well, they were until I murdered them over a bottle of Pringles.
joe: Oh, so you are an orphan and a murderer.
What concert only costs 45 cents?
50 Cent featuring Nickelback.
Why aren't emos and trees friends? Because the tree leaves them hanging.
what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
a family photo.
How can a prostitute make more money than a drug dealer?
She can clean her crack and sell it again.
What's the difference between me and my pencil sharpeners? Nothing, we're both broken.
Is a disabled person who has no arms but has guns armed or not armed?
Did you hear about the Pillsbury Dough Boy? He died of a yeast infection.
What did the maxi pad say to the fart? "You are the wind beneath my wings."
What's harder than steel? Joe Biden at a playground.
Want my opinion on Mongolia? It has its pros and Khans.
A man walks into a bar.
Then he walks into a Pole.
Then the Pole says, "I surrender, Heil Hitler!"
Why is Santa's sack so big?
He only comes once a year.
A brother and a sister always got into fights. One day the brother tells the sister, "You're adopted!" The sister yells back, "At least they wanted me!"
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
What is the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with a light on.
If a person in a wheelchair runs you over, can you call it a "hit and can't run"?
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.