Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Drunk

  • A Chinese drunk and a Jewish drunk are sitting together on a park bench.

    After finishing his drink, the Jew takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Chinese drunk.

    "What the hell was that for?" asks the Chinese man, rubbing his head.

    "That was for Pearl Harbor!" replies the Jewish drunk.

    "Pearl Harbor? That was the Japanese! I'm Chinese!" he exclaims in return.

    "Eh, Chinese, Japanese, Korean... you're all the same to me," the Jewish man explains as he gets up to leave.

    The next day, the two drunks are back on the same park bench. The Chinese drunk suddenly takes his bottle and smashes it over the head of the Jew.

    "Why the hell did you do that?" the Jewish man stammers.

    "That was for the Titanic!" explains the Chinese drunk.

    "The Titanic? What are you talking about? No one attacked it, it sunk when it hit an iceberg!" the Jew replies.

    "Eh, Iceberg, Goldberg, Greenberg... you're all the same to me," the Chinese drunk happily retorts.

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  • Cop

  • I wasn't planning on going on a run, but those cops showed up out of nowhere.

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  • Blowjob

  • A man was asked by his 21 years old daughter, "Dad, how do you give a blowjob to a man that has a big dick?"

    Her father replied, "Honey, you should have watched me last night. It was inside my mouth. Does it cycle now?"

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  • Choice

  • How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby it's a "choice"? But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children it's called "murder."

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  • Incest

  • Yesterday I was fucking my sister, and she said, "You fuck a lot like dad." I said, "Really? Mum said that too."

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  • Nazi

  • Nazis have marched in Melbourne. Are you sure Eric Clapton and Carrie Underwood are not touring in Australia?

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