Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

9/11

  • Up into the sky so very far, here comes Dr. Seuss! "ALLAHU AKBAR", at the ripe old age of 97, he committed 9/11.

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  • Break up

  • When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

  • 4
  • Office

  • We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

  • 8
  • Friend

  • I had a friend who was a deep sleeper. One day, a fire started in his house. Now he's a really deep sleeper.

  • 8
  • Cock

  • One day, a priest loses his cock (chicken). He goes to the church and says, "Who has seen a cock?" All the women raised their hands. "No, who has seen a cock that is not theirs?" Half the women's hands went up. "No, no, no, who has seen my cock?" All the nuns' hands went up.

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  • Michael Jackson

  • What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

  • 2
  • Paul Walker

  • A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.

    Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.

  • 1
  • Baby

  • What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.

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