Worst Jokes Ever
Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?
I was swimming in a pool on my vacation when a fan of mine approached me. He said he wanted an autograph and gave me a pen to sign it. I accidentally dropped the pen in the pool. Suddenly, Penaldo came out of NOWHERE and dove to save it. He said he always dives for pens.
What do you call a blonde who dyes her hair?
Artificial Intelligence.
What do you do during a shooting? Why, join in, of course...
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
Why do we tell actors to break a leg?
Cause every play has a cast.
What does a mother fear most?
Hearing "YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER!" for 5 different men.
Your hairline goes back to when Adam and Eve were born.
Woah, nice cock.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
I'll never forget my grandpa's last words.
"Are you still holding the ladder?"
The fat kid asked the teacher, "Is Godzilla real?" The teacher said, "They're standing right in front of me."
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
I started a band called 999 megabytes... we still haven't gotten a gig.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it.
As an Autist, I find these jokes really funny. Thanks for the early 13th birthday present, ya'll :>
My teacher said he is gonna call my dad, I can't wait to meet him! 🥰🥰🥰
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?