Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What was the orphan's name?

Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂

Crush: "How much do you love me?"

Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."

Crush: "But it's morning."

Me: "Exactly."

I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.

What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

What starts with M and ends with carriage?

This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.