Worst Jokes Ever
Fortnite Battle Pass.
Why is leather armor better for sneaking than steel armor?
Leather armor is made of hide.
What are women allergic to and always try to dodge?
Accountability.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
My girlfriend told me she was leaving me because I keep pretending to be a Transformer. I said, "No, wait! I can change."
When your sad don’t feel down about yourself break someone’s leg and laugh.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
What does a cow say when he remembers something?
"I have deja moo!"
I came home from school one day and told my cat a kid at school said I was an idiot and told me to go kick rocks, so I did, except I kicked him, not the rocks, and I called him the idiot for not moving out of the way.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.
How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child?
Don't say your life is a joke because jokes have meaning.
A lion, Johnny Depp, and a hockey player from Nashville all have one thing in common.
They're all Predators!
"I bet you can't tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time," a husband says to his wife. She thinks about it for a moment and then responds, "Your penis is bigger than your brother's."
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he’s seen his friend.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
I was watching my boyfriend's dog while he took a shower. I started playing fetch with him when the ball went over the balcony. He went to get it and fell 10 stories. When I looked down, he appeared to be dead.
My boyfriend loved his dog and I didn't know what to do, so feeling awful, I sat on the couch and waited for him to come back. About three minutes later he got out of the shower. He ordered some food and went to the table to eat when I said, "You know, your dog's been a little depressed lately..."