Worst Jokes Ever
A Mexican boy said, "I can't do this." Then a guy says, "You can do it, we are Mexican, not Mexicant."
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?
They already lost two towers.
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
Did you hear about the Mexican train hijacker?
They say he had locomotives.
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
Therapist: So how depressed would you say you’ve been feeling lately?
Me: I don’t care anymore if my foot hangs over the bed where a monster can get it.
Therapist [whispering]: Jesus, wow.
Enough with the Nazi jokes.
They make me führeious!
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
I only kidnapped orphans because they have no parents to report them missing.
Why was it so hot in a square room? Because all the corners are 90 degrees.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
Covid 19 stopped mass shootings faster than the Government.
Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...
Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
if you ask an artist how to commit suicide, they will say a very creative way
I got told I'm too mean and that I need to think before I speak. So now I take a couple minutes and think of what will REALLY piss the other person off.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.