Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Suicide

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A Muslim is about to commit suicide when a Catholic priest stops him.

"What are you doing?!" exclaims the priest.

"There is nothing on this Earth for me," the Muslim says. "I will commit suicide to go to paradise and get 72 virgins!"

The priest shakes his head.

"Foolish Muslim, suicide is not the way!" he says.

"Follow me, I'll take you to the local primary school."

Sex

396 views ·

What’s the best part about having sex with a pregnant woman?

You can have sex and a blow job at the same time.

Hamster

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My sister gives her hamster to my brother since she thinks I'm irresponsible, so I throw it out the window.

Car Accident

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A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:

"I have good news and bad news."

The wife said: "What's the good news?"

"We managed to save his arm."

"What's the bad news?"

"We couldn't save the rest of him."

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  • Baby

    180 views ·

    What's the difference between a baby and an onion?

    One screams when I peel its skin off.

    Sex

    1097 views ·

    Leave a like if you like sex and porn, and talk to me if you have any questions.

    Hole

    217 views ·

    Q: What was the last thing Kurt Cobain said to Courtney Love before he died?

    A: “Holes gonna be big.”

    Baby

    71 views ·

    What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?

    1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.

    Rape

    109 views ·

    If I were alone on an island with Camilla Cabello, and we were never going to escape, I'd rape her. I mean, what is she going to do? Tell someone?