Worst Jokes Ever

Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"

How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?

As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.

What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?

One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.

What do tigers wear in the winter?

A striped sweater.

My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.

What do you call a crowd of horny white women?

A field of cotton waiting to be picked.

I brought a new pen that can write underwater. It can also write other words.

So I was being robbed, and this guy had the gun to my head, so I told him he was holding it backwards.

Where do Down syndrome kids go shopping downtown?

I went over to a crying child and said, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at an orphanage!

Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight

Today, I decided to go visit my childhood home. I asked the residents if I could come inside because I was feeling nostalgic, but they refused and slammed the door in my face.

My parents are the worst.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Suicide.

When you ask the cashiers for the specials menu, and they bring out the autistic kid, blind kid, and Down syndrome kid.

I once heard my dad shout, "I'm going to be like Frozen and let it go!" Then I heard a gunshot.

Ya know, Kobe made a real impact on the earth!

What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

You look like the 0.01 percent of bacteria the Lysol didn't kill.

In my spare time I help blind children. -- I mean the verb, not the adjective.

What does a bridge and a fat chick have in common They both get laid by Mexicans