Worst Jokes Ever
It isn't really rape if you speak different languages. I mean, how is the man supposed to know what she is saying? Those could be tears of joy and screams of pleasure.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die.
His charger broke.
Girl: "Come over."
Orphan: "I can't."
Girl: "My parents aren't home ;)"
Orphan: "Oh cool, something we have in common."
What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.
What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."
My sister asked me what is dark humor. I asked what does a cannibal call a pregnant woman? "Kinder Surprise!"
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
I named my dog "5 miles" so I could say I ran five miles today. I ran over 5 miles.
Feminists are a joke.
I love you like my cuts.
Deeply.
New study reveals that women slightly overweight live longer... than the men who mention it.
Chuck Norris wins a staring contest. -- Against Medusa.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣
Why did the skeleton want a friend? He was feeling bonely.
Why did the one-handed man cross the road?
To get to the second-hand store!
Why don't Asian kids believe in Santa Claus?
Because they're the ones who made the toys.
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: 'Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"