Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rich white man? Cracker with Cheese!
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
I don't struggle with self-harm, I do it everyday.
The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
Little Johnny was staying at his grandparents' house, and he asked his grandpa, "Can I have a cigarette?" His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "No." "Then that's your answer." A little bit later, Little Johnny asked for a beer. His grandpa said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" He said, "I already said no." "Well, that's your answer." Later, he was complaining to his grandma, and she gave him cookies. His grandpa came up to him and said, "Can I have a cookie?" Little Johnny said, "Well, can your dick touch your asshole?" His grandpa said, "Well, yes, it can." And Little Johnny said, "Well, go fuck yourself, old man, because these are my cookies."
Me: What did one toilet say to the other?
You: What?
Me: You look flushed!
A friend of mine loves to play Roulette, so I decided to introduce him to Russian Roulette. It blew his mind.
It's only rape.
If she finds out.
The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
The depressed kid went to high five the tree... but the tree left them hanging.
What is the sun's favorite chocolate bar?
A Milky Way 😱
Roses are red, violets are blue, You think violets are blue, what the hell is wrong with you?
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
According to a recent survey, replacing words with the names of musical instruments in a sentence often goes undetected.