Worst Jokes Ever
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.
He sang a love song to a rat, yet stans are befuddled on why people keep calling their idol "Wacko Jacko".
A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”
Why did Billy fall off his bike?
Because his dad threw a chair at him.
What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?
There’s twenty of them.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
What has four legs and one arm?
A Rottweiler in a children’s playground.
Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.
I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!
I’d tell a sodium and hydrogen pun, but NaH.
How do you get Carrie Underwood to dehydrate fast?
Tell her that all the water supplies contain the COVID vaccine.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.
Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.
You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.
And your IQ is 5.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Why can’t kids at an orphanage play hide and seek?
Because no one’s looking for them.
Wanna hear a joke?
Feminism.
I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.
(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
Did you hear about the dyslexic American police officer?
He shot a Ginger.
What did Bonnie say to Chica?
"Go kill yourself, dumbass bitch."