Worst Jokes Ever
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
What's the one good thing about pedophiles? They slow down near schoolzones.
Yo mama so ugly even Hello Kitty said goodbye.
What's the difference between Mexicans and stoners? Stoners actually have papers.
What is an alien's favourite chocolate?
A Mars bar.
Having homosexual parents must be terrible.
Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".
How do you punish blind kids?
Put them in a round room and tell them to sit in the corner.
I have MP3s on my computer that are older than Johnny Depp's new significant other.
What is the opposite of a lady finger?
Answer: Mentos.
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
What does a lesbian bring on the second date?
A U-Haul.
I played the Angry Birds theme while watching a 9/11 documentary.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.
What animal should wear a wig?
A bald eagle!
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?
A: Musical chairs.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Fortnite Battle Pass.