Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Knife

  • When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on outings.

    School Shooter

  • I swear, in America, one school shooter can take good care of hundreds of kids, but hundreds of soldiers can't even win a war. Might as well send all your school shooters over there.

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  • Dairy

  • What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?

    Non-buy dairy.

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  • Difference

  • What's the difference between Princess Diana and Thomas the Tank Engine?

    Thomas came out the other end of the tunnel.

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  • Circle

  • You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They鈥檙e just so pointless! But I guess that鈥檚 how they roll.

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  • Ghost

  • I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.

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  • Priest

  • Two priests are in a bar. One says to the other priest, "I'll swap you two fives for a ten."

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  • Emo

  • If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree, which will hit the ground first?

    The piece of paper because the rope will stop the emo.

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