Worst Jokes Ever
My fucking life, cya.
What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
What do you call a redneck sister who runs faster than her brothers?
A virgin.
A teacher asked his students a math question.
"You have one dollar. Your parents give you five dollars. How much money do you have?"
After some thinking, about half the class raised their hands. The teacher called on a little girl in the front.
"One dollar!" she said.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
What did the Asian parents say when they had a disabled kid?
Sum ting wong.
Why can't Asians play baseball? Because they will eat the bat.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple? An apple gets picked.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
A chicken tender.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
I really hate waiting to die... It's taking a lifetime.
What's the difference between calling someone dad or daddy? How you come from his balls.
Roses are red. Violets are blue. When I'm taking out the trash, I remember you.
What do U.S. airstrikes and dark humor have in common?
They're normally pointed towards Africa and the Middle East.