Worst Jokes Ever
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
Why do Java Programmers wear glasses? Because they don't C#.
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
Why was 6 afraid to go camping with 7?
Because 7 wanted to bring two knives for survival, but 6 secretly knew that 7 hated him, and didn’t have benign intentions.
Read this out loud to yourself and it’ll make sense. ;)
Chuck Norris didn't join the army, the army joined Chuck Norris.
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Q: Where do you find a quadriplegic?
A: Right where you left 'em.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common? They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
Click the 👍 if you hate school.
I hear skeletons like to play the saxaBONE, though I think the tromBONE would be better, but tibia honest, both can be HUMERUS, wouldn't wanna hurt your funny bone, but I think your starting to get BONELY so I'll stop pulling your leg. Now get out before I give you a bad time.
Roses are red, peanuts are tan. I am joining the Ku Klux Klan.
A favorite childhood memory was building sandcastles with my grandfather, that is until my mom took the urn away from me.
How does Moses prepare his tea? -- Hebrews it.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.