Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Man

  • An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."

    The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"

    "Nein," said the old man.

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  • Kanye West

  • I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.

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  • Orphan

  • "Why is it that orphans only play tennis?""That's the only love they can get..."

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  • Lie

  • Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

    During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

    Feminist

  • How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.

    Man

  • Men vacuum in the same way that they have sex.

    They just put it in and make some noise for 3 minutes before they collapse on the couch and think that their wife should be really happy.

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