Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?

Head, shoulders, screws, and bolts.

Work

Did you hear about the guy who got fired for having sex with his clients?

He was a great veterinarian.

I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.

A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.

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  • A black lady goes inside the drug store and asks the pharmacist, "Do you carry tampons?" Then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "Do you want the mini pads or the maxi pads?"

    And then the black lady asks the pharmacist, "What is the difference?"

    And then the pharmacist asks the black lady, "What is your flow like?"

    And then the black lady tells the pharmacist, "Linoleum."

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  • What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

    What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.

    What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.

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