Worst Jokes Ever

I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

what do you call a baby in an oven?

my next meal.

what's another name for cumming inside of a woman?

loading the dishwasher.

If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

What is the most common crime in China?

Identity fraud.

Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

Boy 1: "Sonic is a fictional character."

Boy 2: "Yeah, just like your dad."

Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.

What do depressed kids and sloths have in common? They both hang from trees.

What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

What is a Mexican’s favorite band?

Twenty Juan Pilots.

I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

According to statistics, 5 of 6 people enjoy gang rape.

"Man, your jokes about homicide are totally killer!"

What does an orgasm and a pulse have in common?

I don't care if she has either.

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.

Guess what? It had no home button.

Dear Slim Shady,

balls.

Friend: “What's that on your arm?”

Me: “Oh, nothing. Just decided I wanted to cosplay a tiger.”

These jokes are so dark that their life matters.