Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Autistic kid

    • When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

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    • Scan

    • Me: tries to scan self at Walmart. I can't scan myself, wanna know why?

    Alfred: Why?

    Me: because I'm worthless... =)

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    • Nun

    • Three nuns had to go before Mother Superior. The first one goes up to her and she says, "Have you sinned?" "Yes, I have, Mother. I have stolen a bicycle." Okay, said Mother Superior. "Say 100 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water." Up comes nun number two and she says she has sinned. "She slept with a married man." So Mother Superior says, "Okay, say 500 Hail Marys and dip your hand in the holy water and go on your way." The third nun comes up and she says, "I peed in the holy water!" 🤣😂🤣😂😁😁🌈

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    • Site

    • Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

    "Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

    And slice jokes!

    What kind of "slices"?

    Handy ones. ^_^

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    • EpiPen

    • My friend died from an allergic reaction. He gave me an EpiPen while he was dying, so now I have something to remember him from.

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