Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?
"Sandy cheeks."
Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.
Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
The three unwritten rules of life:
1. 2. 3.
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
Genders are like the twin towers. There used to be two, but now it's just a sensitive subject.
The only reason why Murrikkkunts think Canada isn't free is because incest is illegal in Canada, in which one can face a sentence as long as 14 years in prison if convicted.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Yo mama so old when she farts, dust comes out.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
What is a dry swimmer?
Not in the water...
Who is the best at musical chairs?
The kid in the wheelchair.
The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!
I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!
Two men ran into a bar. You would have thought after the first one hit it, the second one would have seen it.
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.