Worst Jokes Ever
Why are the Americans good at Rubik's cubes? Because they have a long history of separating colors.
I got my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful cunt sat in his wheelchair all day.
How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?
A buccaneer.
Why did the little girl's ice cream melt? She was on fire.
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
Son: Dad, I know I'm adopted.
Dad: Well, how do you know?
Son: I found the adoption papers.
Dad: That is for your mum.
If you know, you know.
Some people think prison is one word, but to criminals, it’s a whole sentence.
What did the salad say to pineapple?
"Lettuce be friends."
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
My crush: "I cut 4 inches off my hair yesterday." Me: "So?" My crush: "4 inches is a lot!" Me: "Oh yeah?"
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
Papa John's pizzeria and abortion clinic. You make 'em, we bake 'em.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.