Worst Jokes Ever
Whatβs wrong with a gay bbq?
All the hotdogs taste like shit.
My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*
REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Whatβs similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?
They both can crash down.
I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is Β£1,000."
But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.
Why cant asian parents have a white child? Cuz 2 wongs dont make a white
I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.
Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Why did Stephen Hawking go to hell?
Because he couldnβt climb up the stairs to heaven.
Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.
Yo mama so fat she sat on an iPhone and turned it into an iPad.
Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"
What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.
Pickup line; Hey mama, you school? Cuz I'd like to shoot some kids up in you.
What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? Theyβll both end soon.
Why didn't anyone react when the king farted? -- It was a noble gas.
Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.