Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be called bagels! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

My teacher said, "I'm gonna leave soon, I don't want to be here anymore!" So I shot her.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Princess Diana?

Tiger Woods had a good driver.