Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
What's black and white and red all over?
A massacre at a funeral.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.
Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.
What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?
If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.
What's the difference between a baby and a potato? 140 calories.
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
Why did the man say chickens were lucky?
Because they get killed and eaten.
Why does Peter Pan always fly? Because he Neverlands.
If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Girls are just like rocks; the flat ones get skipped.
What did the mother cow say to the baby cow?
"It's pasture bed time."
What do you call a gun that doesn't kill anyone?
- A VEGUN.
Why is there no toilet paper at KFC?
Because it's finger lickin' good!
I wanted to play as Kobe in my console, but the game crashed.
Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?
Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.
Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.
What did one fish say to the other?
Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.
Father: I’m taking your toys to the orphanage.
Child: But why?
Father: So you won’t be bored. You’re going to need them there.
Why do strippers never care about things?
Because the last time they gave a fuck, it was for $20 an hour.