Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best part of working at an abortion clinic?
Free dog food.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
What's the same with shoes and slaves?
When they get loose, you tie them up.
Trump is going too far.
He deported a printer because it didn't have papers.
A block of gold walked into a bar. The bartender said, “AU, get out!”
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
Doctor: "You're as healthy as a horse!"
Jimmy: "That's great!"
Doctor: "A horse with cancer."
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
When I was little, I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike. I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead, I just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
A German went to France for a holiday, and here is the scene. French border staff asked, "Occupation?" The German replied, "No, no, no, just visiting."
Why is vegetable soup hard to cook? Because you can't fit the wheelchair in!
Brother: I bought my brother a trampoline today, the ungrateful fuck just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
I'm Tall.
if an emo doesn't get better by Christmas Santas reindeer won't be the only thing jumping off roofs this year
How do you start a school shooting at a black school?
Call the cops.