Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
Why did all the numbers mourn 10? Because he was in the middle of 9, 11.
What is a cow's favorite party game?
Moo-sical chairs!
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
when is it normal to freeze before being raped?
when a policeman rapes you.
Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house.
Why couldn’t the dwarf husband make his wife pregnant?
Because of his short cummings.
What does Michael Jackson and an ant have in common? They are both innocent.
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.
At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
Yo mama so fat, when I swerved to miss her, I ran out of gas.
What does the SpongeBob intro and a pedo have in common?
Are you ready, kids?🤣
Wow, Heaven's a lot hotter than I thought it'd be.
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
I asked my North Korean friend, "what's it like to live in North Korea?" He responded, "can't complain."
And God said to John, "Come forth, and you shall be granted eternal life."
But John came fifth and won a toaster.
What do you call two transgender midgets having sex?
A microtransaction.
Why are Americans so shocked when it comes to Mexican drug cartels?
Because none of the drug lords (or their associates, for that matter) have shot up a school.
What's the difference between an erection and Edward Holland? Nothing, they're both dicks.
Why don’t emo girls go to self checkout?
Because every time they scan, it scans twice.
It’s OK if emo kids always hang from the trees, but if we do it, it’s considered against the law.