Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
Gays: "I like men."
Straight: "I like women."
Bisexual: "A hole is a hole."
I was reading the news and read that a kid killed his family, and when they interviewed him, he said he wanted to become Batman.
I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.
(Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts
A cobra once bit Chuck Norris. After hours of agonising pain... it died.
I asked a Scottish friend of mine how many sexual partners he'd had. He started counting, but fell asleep.
what's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? the trampoline doesn't cave in when i jump on it.
What's the difference between an American school and a shooting range?
My dick doesn't get hard at the shooting range.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What's the best thing about an abortion joke??
No one gets offended.
Teenager: "OMG, I’m prego, my mom's gonna kill me."
Baby: "Lmao, same"
What has eyes but can't see?
Potatoes, storms, and needles.
Why is a wet pavement like playing music?
If you don't C sharp, you'll B flat.
Q: I have a fish that can breakdance! A: Only for 20 seconds though, and only once.
What’s the best time to commit suicide?
8 a’glock in the morning.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
What’s the difference between dark jokes and cotton?
Some people don’t pick it.
What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!
How do you win an argument against an emo?
Kick the chair!