Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.

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  • Why were the twin towers mad?

    Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but instead they got plain.

    You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

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  • What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?

    A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.

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  • Q: How many dead hookers does it take to change a lightbulb?

    A: Not three. My damn basement is still dark...

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  • Johnny and Jill went up the hill to lick Jill's yummy candy.

    But Johnny got a SHOCK With a mouthful of COCK Because Jill's REAL NAME?

    Was Randy. 👹

    Why do sumo wrestlers shave their legs?

    Because they don't want to be mistaken as feminists.

    My grandfather said I was too reliant on technology. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

    What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.

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