Worst Jokes Ever
What's yellow and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
Book on Michael Jackson: Issued black; returned white.
You want some dead batteries? They're free of charge.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
A boy walks in on his parents having sex. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the boy screams at his father, and runs out of the room.
Soon, the parents hear screams coming from the father's mother's room. They both go running. They see the little boy pumping into his grandmother like anything. "What are you doing to my mother?!" the father screams. "It's not so easy when it's your mother is it?" says the boy.
Your mom is so fat that she can't get internet because she is worldwide.
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
Why do orphans like to play GTA?
Because it's the only time they are wanted.
If Stephen Hawking is dying, where do I take him, Currys PC World, or a hospital?
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
Some girl just walks into my 6th period geography class. The first thing I think is, "Oh shit! It's mini Regina George without titties!"
I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon."
Gay sex is a real pain in the ass.
What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
Rape is a touchy subject.