Worst Jokes Ever
What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?
"Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
How do you know a cannibal picnic is over?
Everyone's eaten.
My friend threw a soccer ball at a disabled kid.
We all yelled "Rocket league!"
Let's play carpenter. First, we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you.
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
A “Lickalottapuss”.
How does a blind person know when a skydive has finished?
The dog lead went slack.
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
While an unsuspecting father's at the office making money, this 18 year old son will spend his day in mother's cunny.
We're at the breakfast table, father eats and takes his calls, he doesn't know my mother's toes are kneading at my balls.
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
My arm: "I'M GETTING RIPPED TONIGHT!"
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
What did the north tower say to the south tower?
"Let’s talk later, I gotta catch a plane."
People keep telling me they hope Kenny never has kids.
I don't think that's a worry. His mom is much too old to get pregnant.
I'd hit you, but I don't want to go to jail for animal abuse.
What's the quickest way to get money besides winning the lottery?
Leaving your son with Michael Jackson.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What does NASA stand for? Need Another Seven Astronauts.