Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
Your hairline's so far back even Rosa Parks refused to sit there.
What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
Sum Ting Wong.
What do you call a belt made of watches? A waste of time.
"What do you call a deer with no eyes?" -- "No-eye-deer."
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Y'know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"? No, it screeches.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
Where do keyboards go to have dinner?
The space bar!!!
How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
What's the difference between a rubber and Michael Jackson? Nothing, kids touch them both.
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
What did the bee say after the execution? "The criminal has been beeheaded!"
A man walked into a library. He asked the librarian, "Have you got a book on how to commit suicide?" The librarian replied, "No, you'd never bring it back!"
I can explain Superman and Batman movies in one sentence.
Two orphans fighting in the rain.
Jokes are like people. Some don't like the dark ones.