Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Song

    • I would like to dedicate this song to a friend of mine, who was run over last week and is in hospital.

    The wheels on the bus go round and round!

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    • Train

    • Three guys are in the woods, a really smart guy, an average guy, and a really dumb guy. They're bored, so the smart guy decides to go hunting. A little while later he comes back with a deer. The average guy asks, "How did you do that?" The really smart guy says, "I see deer tracks, I follow deer tracks, I see deer, I shoot deer." The average guy says, "I think I understand," and leaves. A little bit later he comes back with a raccoon. The really dumb guy goes *gasp*, "How did you do that!?" And the average looks at him funny and says, "Well, I see raccoon tracks, I follow raccoon tracks, I see raccoon, I shoot raccoon." The super dumb guy thinks for a second and says, "Oooohh, ok, I think I can do that..." and leaves.

    Hours pass, and the guy finally returns, hurt, bloody, and horribly mangled. They run to help him. Finally, one of the guys asks him what happened. This is what he said: "I see train tracks, I follow train tracks, I see train, I shoot train. But train keep coming."

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    • Job Interview

    • I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

    "Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

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    • Chess

    • Why does Michael Jackson have such a hard time playing chess?

    He can't choose between black or white.

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    • Dad

    • My dad told me to stop with the suicide jokes, so I said I’ll cut it out.

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