Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Brother

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Me and my brother were called the twin towers. My brother lived up to his title after the plane crash.

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  • Orphan

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    I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

    Gay

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    How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

    Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

    Life

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    Wanna hear a funny joke? Well, that was why you were here... Here's the joke: Your life :)

    Gas

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    An old woman goes to the doctor complaining of extremely smelly gas.

    "I don't understand it, Doc," she said, "I have this terrible, terrible gas." "Thankfully," she added, "they are at least silent when I fart."

    Doctor hands her a bottle of pills, tells her take them all and then come back to see him.

    The old woman returned a short time later extremely mad. "I took those pills like you said and not only is my gas smelly, but now when I fart they are obnoxiously loud!", she yelled.

    The doctor said, "well, now that we've solved your hearing problem, let's see what we can do about that gas".