Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the basketball player not get on the bus?
Because he couldn’t be caught travelling! 😂
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?
The cabinet had sleeping pills.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
What is red and looks like a zebra?
My arm. Hehhehehehe UwU
What's a retard's favorite rock band? Syndrome of a Down.
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.
There's something on your chin... no, the 3rd one.
Are you electricity? 'Cause I wanna get a bath with you ;)
what's flat and great for cutting? me.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Why are feminists always against men?
Because men can piss with something that they can't: piss with dicks.
What's the difference between light and hard?
It's easy to get to sleep with a light on.
How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?
None. Feminists can't change anything.
So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued; your blood was delectable, and so was the rest of you.
What part do people slit the most?
Everyone.
Chuck Norris doesn't need to be vaccinated. Vaccines need to be Chuck Norrised.