Worst Jokes Ever
A lot of people ask why I only make jokes about Paul Walker and no one else.
Because they didn’t have as big of an impact as him.
Decisions taken by world leaders often have great significance during a crisis.
The Americans, in particular, are suffering many losses during the current global pandemic. Remember, in the 1980's they had Ronald Reagan, Johnny Cash, and Bob Hope.
In 2020 they have Donald Trump, no Cash, and no Hope!
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
After watching Star Wars 8, I have to say Snoke was half the man I expected him to be.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.
I didn't want to interrupt her.
I didn't know that COVID-19 was a thing until I saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing.
Why is the German blind?
Because he's a "not see."
I almost got caught watching porn. My mom got the bill for the account, but luckily dad had my back. I mean, we do use the same account.
If trees could kill you, they wood.
Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?
A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.
I saw a cute coworker and had sex in the back till I realized it is a family business.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I did so much research that I got bone-tired from doing this, tibia honest. You probably didn't find that humerus. I got a skeleton of these puns. I guess I could learn a femur puns. I was wondering if the creators of this site could talus how they come up with puns or maybe give some advice? I'm only 14 years old.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
Yesterday I saw an orphan walking down the street. I asked him if he was ok. He said no, so I asked him if he needed help. And he said yes, so I let him in my car and said, "Don't worry, you'll be home with you parents soon." He said, "My parents died." I said, "I know...." I went for the cliffs.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.