Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Smurf

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A man was mowing his lawn when blue and red stuff came out instead of grass. Next thing he knew, a smurf was on his shoulder asking if he鈥檚 seen his friend.

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  • Sign

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    I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.

    Rain

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    "I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying."

    - Charlie Chaplin

    Atm

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    Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?

    Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.

    Homework

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    Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?

    Students: Eggs.

    Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?

    Kids: Bacon.

    Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?

    Kids: Homework.

    Skeleton

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    What did the skeleton say to the other? "Wow, that song, 'Spooky Scary Skeletons,' really does send chills down my spine!"