Worst Jokes Ever
How many children does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw.
There are only 363 days in a year for orphans because Mother's Day and Father's Day don't count.
Dark humor is like parents, not everybody gets it.
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
Why don't phones wear glasses? Because they have contacts!
Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.
He wants to make America grate again.
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said there is no God. In 2018, God said there is no Steve Hawking.
Hey guys, I’m back, just wondering if anyone is still on this that wants me to make more.
How did Donald Trump win Alabama twice?
By declaring that he has a crush on his daughter!
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
Yo mama so fat, even Bob the Builder said, "We can't fix that!"
A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone. It’s either terrible news or great news.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
"Wanna play the rape game?"
"No!!!!"
"That's the spirit!"
Yo Mama so stupid that when she saw a sign that said, “Airport Left,” she turned around and went home.
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation. I just need a kid who can keep a secret.
Why did orphans want to commit a crime?
Because they wanted to see what it feels like to be wanted.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.