Worst Jokes Ever
Explain Bear is my favorite.
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
Did you hear about the monkeys that share an Amazon account? They were prime mates.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
Michael Jackson gets really ill, so he's rushed to hospital. When they get there, he says, "Am I in heaven?"
The doctor replies, "Nah, sir, we're just taking a quick shortcut through the children's ward."
What do you call a woman who says she can do anything a man can do?
Wrong.
Stop hating on pedos; at least they drive slow in a school zone, smh 🤣
How can you tell when a cabbage is boiled?
The wheelchair floats to the top.
Everyone: You gotta pay the cost to be the boss.
Germans: You gotta be the caust to be the boss.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
My attitude doesn't have to be the only reason I yell and roll my eyes in the back of my head.
Donkeys are cool.
When you're fucking your boss's daughter, then you realize that you are self-employed.
What’s the difference between a nose and an orphan? A nose gets picked more.
Why can’t you ever trick an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday. 🤭
The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.
What is the difference between the President of Ukraine and the President of the United States?
The President of Ukraine is a comedian, and the President of the United States is a joke!