Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Woman

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A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.

Twin Towers

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Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?

Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.

Plane

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Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.

Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.

Homework

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Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?

Students: Eggs.

Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?

Kids: Bacon.

Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?

Kids: Homework.

Banana

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The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

Chat

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Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)

Kidnapper

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What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."

Dog

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Two men are walking down the street, and see a dog licking its balls. One man says I wish I could do that. The other one says you can probably just pet him