Worst Jokes Ever

What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?

"Boys Keep Swinging."

Give a blind kid a torch and tell him it's a hairdryer.

My therapist said: "Time heals all wounds."

I shot her, now we wait.

A blind comedian was asked to do stand up for a hospital. No one laughed at his jokes, so he continued to sing, "If you're happy and you know it..." The room was full of arm amputees.

What’s Kobe Bryant’s favorite rapper? NLE Choppa.

A Mexican was doing a magic trick. He said, "uno, dos," then disappeared without a trace.

What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.

What is the most expensive haircut? Chemotherapy.

Today is the day of 9/11, and we were in class making jokes, and somebody said, "That's sad." I was like, "Why?" And they said, "Today is the day the towers went down." I said, "Just like I did on your mum last night."

How to make an orphan's hand bleed? By making them clap until their parents come back.

What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?

Poutine with Russian dressing!

Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.

The orphan started crying at school when he got suspended and had to go home.

My mom told me drugs are my enemies... but Jesus said to love your enemies.

What do women and airplanes have in common?

A cockpit.

I love how in horror movies the person calls out, "Hello," as if the psycho will answer, "Hey, what's up? I'm in the kitchen. Want a sandwich?"

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."

Jesus Christ said my faith can move mountains, so Mohammed said my faith can move skyscrapers.

I saw names carved into a tree and thought it was romantic. Until I realized how many people bring knives on dates.

What starts with "E" and ends with "G"?

Everything.