Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
What do you need in order to crash a train?
A bad track record.
Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Q: How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?
A: He forgot to wrap his Whopper.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Sex is like math.
You add a bed.
Subtract the clothes.
Divide the legs.
And pray you don’t multiply.
Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
Your hairline is so far back it was friends with the dinosaurs!
When your girlfriend has an abortion, it's kinda like dodging your own bullets.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
What does Drake call his rake?
Da-Rake.
I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.
When you realize you have depression, and depression realizes how stupid you were.
Depression is like having anxiety, but with more voices.
Girlfriend: Am I pretty or ugly?
Boyfriend: You're both!
Girlfriend: What do you mean by that?
Boyfriend: You're pretty ugly!!!
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?
The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.
Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."
Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"
An orphan goes to a doctor.
Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."
Orphan: "But why?"
Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."