Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between a Palestinian and SpongeBob's Sandy Cheeks?
One is living in a bubble, the other one in rubble.
A girl said to me yesterday, "I don't know why men act like they are better than women, we all know women are supreme." I was confused, so I asked her how, and she told me, "Well, us women have a pussy, ass, and tits, while guys only have a penis. Women have 3 things while guys only have 1. Women are obviously supreme over men." I told her, "Actually, guys have more than women." "How so?" "Men have rights."
Why does a milking stool have 3 legs?
Because the cow has the udder one.
My friend had an allergic reaction after he ate a peanut.
We got his EpiPen to help him when Penaldo appeared because he heard the word "PEN". He tried stealing the pen, but I said, "No pens for you," and "Brentford". He cried and ran away. Shame on you, Penaldo the fraud!
What's similar between a blind kid and an orphan?
They both can't see their parents.
Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.
"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.
As siblings, we always joke about being adopted. It stops being funny when you're playing in your parents' room and find both of your adoption papers.
What's the difference between that bridge and my will to live? None, they're both too short.
My Llama's cousin sucks at going on vacation.
He just stands there; "I'll pack uhhhh...."
My girlfriend gave me the best blowjobs, then she grew teeth.
What do you do with a dead chemist?
You Ni-tro-gen!
What's the difference between a priest and acne? At least acne waits til the boy is 12 to come on his face.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
I nailed my Jewish girlfriend so hard, she turned Christian.
I was walking down the street when I thought I smelled my ex's perfume. Turns out, I was standing in front of a fish market.
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
I just quit my job at a can crushing factory.
It was soda-pressing.
Say what you want about Hitler, he wasn't all that bad. After all, he killed Hitler.