Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.

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  • If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.

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  • Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.

    Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.

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  • I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

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  • Knock, knock.

    Who's there?

    Stop.

    Stop who?

    Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!

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  • What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?

    There is no difference.

    They both got split open by a huge log.

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  • Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"

    Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"

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  • Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

    Knock, knock. Who's there?

    Not Bob.

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