Worst Jokes Ever
Did you hear that Daft Punk came out with a cook book?
It's called "One More Thyme."
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
I don't see why people say emo kids never hangout.
Why is the sea salty?
Because the land never waves back.
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.
Who is the fastest reader? 9/11, it went through 10 stories in 7 seconds.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.
You are the reason double doors were invented.
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.
How do cows laugh?
Moo-haha.
like this if you have ever been abused.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
What did music tell the pancakes? -- B flat.
Why did the Mexican get put on anxiety meds?
Because of Hispanic attacks.