Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?

A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.

They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:

Thou shalt not f... altar boys.

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    • If a man drove over a woman, whose fault was it?

    The man, because he shouldn't be driving in the kitchen.

    Irish

    What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.

    Apparently, as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in the river Passau by a local priest.

    Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if priests could just keep their hands off kids.

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    • Having homosexual parents must be terrible.

    Either you have a double dosage of dad jokes or you are stuck in a cycle of "go ask your mom".

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    • I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before kicking the bucket: "Hey, wanna see how far I can kick this bucket?"

    Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

    "Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

    And slice jokes!

    What kind of "slices"?

    Handy ones. ^_^

    Why are there no good Indian actors? Because all the good ones are trying to get your bank details over the phone.

    A man walks into a bar with a slab of concrete under his arm and says, "A beer please! and one for the road!"