Worst Jokes Ever

Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.

What did the cowboy say to the girl on the beach?

"Sandy cheeks."

Why was the orphan single? Because it could not call someone "daddy".

I was digging a hole in the garden until I found some coins! I was about to tell my mum when I remembered I was digging a hole in the garden.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.

Two husbands walk into a bar.

The first one says, "My wife is an angel."

The second one says, "You're lucky, mine is still alive."

I told my friend that if he ever wants 50% off something at a store, just to take me with him and scan my wrist.

Woman one: "I got so mad at my GPS today that I told it to go to hell!"

Woman two: "Did that work?"

Woman one: "Well, it took me to my in-laws’ house."

When I grow up, I wanna be like Lil Peep... Dead.

It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

I brought my girlfriend home and introduced her to my family. My kids liked her, but my wife seemed upset.

Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.

Q. What's an orphan's favorite South Park episode?

A. The anti-Family Guy episode.

Why did the man say chickens were lucky?

Because they get killed and eaten.

I told my new girlfriend that my mother is deaf.

So she would have to speak loudly and slowly.

I told my mother that my new girlfriend is disabled. Now we wait.

Why was Michael Jackson so loved? He touched so many children in so many special ways.

I cum (Can't understand math).

A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."

The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."

"Thanks Dad," the son says.

The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."