Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Alphabet

    • The teacher asked her student to say the alphabet. The student recited the alphabet: "abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz". "Where's the p?" He looked down to the floor and said: "it's running down my legs".

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    • Sister

    • My friend told me he had a sister. I asked if she was hot, and he said she was 8. That wasn't my question.

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    • Minion

    • If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?

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    • Wheelchair

    • What do you do after your girlfriend with two broken legs dumps you?

    Take her wheelchair, she'll come crawling back.

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    • Suicide

    • My dad just found out and told my mom about one of their friends, Chad, who just murdered his wife, Claire. After doing that, he turned the gun on himself and committed suicide right after.

    My mom's reply: "Jesus, Chad will do anything to get out of cleaning his mess, won't he?"

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    • Wife

    • My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.

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    • Brick

    • There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."

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    • Grammar

    • Someone at school judged my grammar.

    I judged theirs by the terms "school" and "rifle range" being mixed up the next day.

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    • Marriage

    • Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

    Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

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