Worst Jokes Ever
Sans: Zzzzzzzz
Papyus: SANS WAKE UP!!
Sans: What is it dude?
Papyus: A human has fallen from the surface world!
Sans: And you gotta BONE to pick with 'em??
Papyus: Grrrrr....
Sans: Oh come on that was a real RIBTICKLER.
Why did the baby cross the road? The car seat wasn’t strapped in.
So Kenny finally found his one true love.
But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.
What is italian sausage?
The dick of a gay italian.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What's the difference between life and death? Life hurts.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because it has a million degrees.
Why can't a blind person eat fish?
They can't see food.
You look sexy with that rope around your neck.
Do your buses run on time?
No, they run on diesel.
I am about to make a joke about cake. You butter believe it.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
3/7 of a chicken, 2/3 cat, 1/2 goat. What do you get when you cross those?
Answer: Chi-ca-go
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Tried to kill myself today using a bungee cord, I kept ALMOST dying.
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
An invisible man marries an invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.