Worst Jokes Ever
My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
Why was the blonde fired from the M&M factory?
For throwing out the W's.
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
Why is 10 afraid? Because it is in the middle of 9/11.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
My sister thinks she's so smart, she said onions are the only food that makes you cry.
So I threw a coconut at her.
What does a turtle and a pedophile have in common? They both want to get there before the hare does.
Chuck Norris once took down a fence. Maybe you heard of it, the Berlin Wall.
Dear Slim Shady,
balls.
How would you best describe prostate cancer?
Well, it is somewhere between a dick and an asshole!
Other girls want a guy who is 6ft, but does me being 6ft under count?
What's red, 6 inches long, and makes my girlfriend cry when I feed it to her?
Her miscarriage.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
I wondered if becoming a furry could help me escape my crippling depression...
Unfortunately, the veterinarian insisted that he still wasn't going to euthanize me.
Why was the ocean so blue? Because the island never waved back.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
What do you call a down syndrome person that was hit by a car?
Mash potato.