Worst Jokes Ever
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
"I used to be addicted to soap, but I'm clean now."
What time is it when you can drive a house? Time to get a wheelchair.
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair. 😎
Son: Mom, what is dark humor?
Mom: Son, do you see that man trying to tie his shoe with no hands?
Son: Mother, you know I'm blind and can't see!!
Mom: Exactly!
"Lemme clap your girl's booty cheeks, daddy papi."
How many police officers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, they just beat the room for being black.
A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
911, what's your emergency?
Me: My grandma just passed out in the living room and I think she's dead.
Well, it's not a living room anymore.
Me: Hangs up.
What's Thanos' favorite game?
Half-life.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Why are orphans so good at GTA?
Because they're not wanted.
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
What's a Parkinson's victim's least favorite song?
Taylor Swift - "Shake it Off".
Why was the sand wet? Because the sea weed!
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
What did the mentally retarded kid get on his test?
Drool.