Worst Jokes Ever
What goes black, white, black, white, down a hill?
A fat nun.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
I was going to share my joke about anal, but, fuck it, it was inappropriate.
I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.
What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common? They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.
Why did the Mexican push his wife off a cliff?
Tequila.
One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."
What does a pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common?
They can both smell it, but they can’t eat it.
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
What kind of bagel can fly?
A plain.
Emos do take shots of themselves... not with a camera, though.
How did Michael Jackson get away with it?
He's a smooth criminal.
I got a pen for my baby sister. Best trade I made so far.
What do you call a white guy with a 10 inch cock?
Asleep. Because that motherfucker's dreaming.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
My aunt's star sign was Cancer, pretty ironic how she died.
She was eaten by a giant crab.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation? A period. Why? Because it marks the end of a sentence.
Dark Humor is like a child with cancer. It never gets old.