Worst Jokes Ever
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
I started selling landmines disguised as prayer mats.
Prophets are through the roof!
Why did the orphan go to church?
It was because he was looking for someone to call "Father."
I threw a lamp at the depressed kid. I was just trying to brighten up his day.
I guess that corn is a-maize-ing.
I got suspended for asking an emo kid if he wants to hang out with me.
Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except abortion jokes, because there is no delivery.
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
How do you make an adopted kid bleed? ... Tell him to clap until his parents come back.
What's the difference between necrophilia and a choking fetish? 15 seconds.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
His name rhymes with walking and talking, but he can’t do either.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
What is the difference between climate change and the greenhouse effect, once a philosopher, twice a sodomite?
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?
I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.