Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo mama

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Yo mama so ugly when her parents had a gender reveal party the balloon came out green.

Note

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Note to self.

When baking for the holidays, don't Google "creampies".

Google "cream pie recipes".

Year

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What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?

It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.

Man

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Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.

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  • Emo

    31 views ·

    Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!

    Fight

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    What do you call it when a Mexican and a pedophile fight?

    Alien vs Predator.

    Blind guy

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    So, a blind guy is sitting on a park bench with his seeing eye dog right beside him. Suddenly, his seeing eye dog cocks his leg and pisses all over the blind guy's leg. So the blind guy gives the dog a treat.

    A man taking a walk saw the entire thing and said to the blind man, "That is the most charitable thing I’ve ever seen, your dog deliberately pissed on you and here you are giving him a dog biscuit." The blind man says, "Oh it’s not what you think, I’m just trying to find his head so I can kick him in the ass."

    Suicidal ideation

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    Suicidal ideation is like wanting to slaughter someone but knowing/feeling that you can't. It's also, in a way, kind of like seeing a really hot chick that you wish you could F, but you again for whatever reason you either feel you can't or you just can't.

    Dart

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    At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

    On a related note, I suck at darts.