Worst Jokes Ever
1 like = 1 more child in my fryer.
What do orphans like about tattoos? They stick around.
Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
Your forehead so big your thoughts started on a Monday and didn't end 'til Sunday.
What's the difference between a pile of babies and a Porsche?
I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Why did Queen Elizabeth the II die?
Because she ran out of immortali-tea.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
Why couldn’t the toilet paper cross the road?
Because it was stuck in a crack.
What's the difference between drugs and kids?
I don't sell drugs.
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
What's the difference between a dirty bus station and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and the other is a busty crustacean.
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.