Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Yo' mama so stupid, she returned a donut because it had a hole in it.

At the bar last night, a woman got her nipple pierced right in front of me.

On a related note, I suck at darts.

I was on the Oregon trail with my friend's brother, Carl. He got cholera, so we threw him off the wagon. When we came back, he was having a seizure and pooping uncontrollably. It was pretty cholerious.

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  • These people who are offended by rape jokes don’t even understand humor. They think of humor as like a happy thing because humor makes us laugh and laughter makes us happy, but most of the jokes that we laugh at are filled with pain and suffering. If I take a joke like, how many police officers does it take to change a light bulb? None, they just beat the room for being black. Now that joke isn’t making light of the fact that people have marched in the civil rights movement and people have been racially discriminated against. It’s not making light of those, what it’s doing is it’s taking that pain and suffering and making you transcend it for a moment, and showing the absurdity of the human mind, and that is important. Humor at its best takes the bad things in this world that are painful and hard to deal with and makes it something funny.

    And before you go in the comments and say I agree with rape, I don’t. I hope everybody who rapes someone to have their dick cut off. My little sister got fucking raped when she was six, and the guy is lucky he got caught by the police and not me, cause if I caught I would have fucking killed him, so I don’t agree with rape, but I still think rape jokes should still not be taken so seriously!

    I got raped by my therapist... now I know where the name comes from!

    So I was sitting on the couch with a woman, and I asked her, "Does this napkin smell like chloroform?"

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  • What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?