Worst Jokes Ever
Chuck Norris once stared a basilisk in the eye, and it DIED!
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
In Israel, they chop convicted rapists' balls off. Sure glad I don't live in Israel.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Orphans go to church to call someone father.
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
Roses are red, that much is true. But violets are purple, not fucking blue.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
I was pretty tight friends with my butt plug. But then we had a falling-out.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
Man, choking on sugar seems like the sweetest way to die.
Do you want to know the most racist game? Chess. You wanna know why? Because they never let black go first. I wonder why... lmao.
Why don't blind people skydive?
Because it scares their dogs too much!
A woman marries a man and has 7 children. The husband dies, and she marries another man. She has another 7 children, and later the husband dies. A year later she gets married again, and has another 7 children. She dies after a few months.
At the funeral, a man sees the priest looking at the heavens. He walks over and hears the man say, "They're finally together again." The man looks at the priest and says, "With her husband?" The priest looks at the man and says, "No, her legs."
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
Johnny is very attached to his parents. He asks to take a shower with her when she gets in. He looks down and asks, "What's that?" The mother replies, "That's my garage." He looks up and asks, "What are those?" The mother responds, "Those are my headlights."
He then goes and takes a shower with his dad. He looks down, "Daddy, what's that?" The dad replies, "That's my car." He goes to sleep that night and wakes up because of a bad dream. He goes and tells his mother and she says, "You can lay with me." He falls fast asleep then wakes up once more because of falling off the bed. He gets back up and gets under the covers. Then he feels the bed moving. He looks under the covers to investigate and sees them going at it. He then yells, "Mommy, turn on you're headlights, Daddy's parking his car in you're garage!" *THUD*