Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Turkey

  • Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.

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  • Pasta

  • My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

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  • Job

  • It’s true women do make less money than men.

    But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.

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  • Difference

  • What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.

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  • Sex

  • The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.

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