Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Suicide

  • To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.

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  • Ted Cruz

  • If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?

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  • People

  • Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?

    They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

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  • Orphan

  • How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.

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  • Vegetable

  • What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

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  • Sex

  • I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"

    He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."

    Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.

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  • Guy

  • So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.

    The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"

    So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"

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  • Jesus

  • What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

    It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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  • Living

  • What's worse than depression & suicide?

    Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.

    Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?