Worst Jokes Ever
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two; 1 to screw it in, and the other to suck my dick.
Why do orphans become criminals? Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed Jill's thigh and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said, "Yes," and lifted up her dress. Then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Two wrongs don't make a right, but what do two Wrights make?
The first airplane.
What do you call a person with Down syndrome in a bathtub?
Vegetable soup.
What do tomatoes 🍅 learn to do in a race?
Ketchup!
What did the cow say?
Moo!
How Chinese is COVID? About the same as those red MAGA hats made in China.
What kind of vacuum does an abortion center use? A: Dyson.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
What do planets read?
Comet books.
Why can't Americans play chess?
Because they're missing two towers.
My wife thinks I'm immature, so I told her to get out of my fort.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Why can't a blonde call 911?
She can't find the 11.
My little cousin's birthday was in a few days, and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"
"Son, I found a condom in your room."
"Gee, thanks, Grandpa!"
"Why are you calling me Grandpa?"
"Because I couldn't find it yesterday."
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.