Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Lottery

  • I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

    I now have $999,999.75.

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  • Dad

  • I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.

    Memory

  • Don't worry, Stephen Hawking isn't dead.

    They have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a USB.

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  • Hit

  • If somebody cuts their leg off and hits you with it, would they be kicking or hitting you?

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  • Suicide

  • My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.

    Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.

  • 2
  • Water Bottle

  • The twin towers are like water bottles.

    It's all right if you knock them down as long as you pick up the mess.

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