Worst Jokes Ever
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
Roses are red, grass is greener. When I think of you, I play with my wiener.
What do my clothes and a depressed person not have in common?
My clothes don't hang themselves...
The "W" in African stands for water.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color? Black.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Heads and Shoulders?
What are the big mouths of feminists good for? Portable urinal for men.
All zodiac signs have their hairstyles. Except cancer.
Fishermen are the best at networking.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.
What do you call a group of black people in a shed?
Antique farm equipment.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What's the difference between your mom and a laundromat washer?
The washer doesn't take loads for free.
Someone butt-dialed me again yesterday. It seems that only assholes want to speak to me.
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce.