Worst Jokes Ever
There's an outbreak of foot and mouth disease, it can affect pigs and cows.
I hope my teacher will be ok.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
When you realize you forgot to mop your room, you hear footsteps.
Once I saw a girl crying and asked, "Where are your parents?" God, I love working at orphanages.
How do we know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
Because they found her head and shoulders in the glovebox.
Where do you find a dog with no legs?
Where you left it.
What do most 50-year-old men put inside their cars?
Children.
Yo mama so fat, when she joined NASA, they put her in orbit and the next day there was a lunar eclipse.
What does a depressed person and a fashion enthusiast have in common?
They both have something hanging in their closet.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Now why was 10 afraid? Because it was in the middle of 9-11.
If you're ever bored, just rape an orphan! What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
Control tower to Boeing 747, you're clear to land on (said person)'s forehead.
You know some of these jokes took me 9 minutes and 11 seconds to realize. When I did, it hit me like a plane.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
One day, an orphan bought a boomerang. He threw it, and it didn’t come back.
How do you get a fat girl to bed? Piece of cake.
What joke do you tell an orphan?
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not your parents.
My friend was pissed off with me. I was sniffing his sister's knickers. It was worse that they were still on her. It was worse the family were there. It made the rest of her funeral really awkward.
Why did the chicken cross the playground?
To get to the other side.