Worst Jokes Ever
I would name my daughter Awesome so I can tell people that I'm fucking awesome.
My memes are ironic, but my depression is chronic.
If I were a history teacher, I’d make the two twins stand up and throw a paper airplane at them.
The joke is my life.
Why did the emo kid hate the nun? (Cuz nun of them were emo.)
Pennywise: "They all float down here!"
Titanic: *hold my beer*
Me: I found a group of furries in the woods.
Voice in back: Well, it looks like we're going huntin'.
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stop.
Stop who?
Stop posting stupid orphan jokes that have been posted on this site 10 times before!
Why is it so difficult to watch hentai?
They moan louder than your speakers.
Kobe ended so many games with threes. Now he ends his life with trees.
What's the difference between Paul Walker's car and a petite white girl?
There is no difference.
They both got split open by a huge log.
Little Johnny and his teacher were telling each other jokes and riddles. His teacher asked, "Three birds were sitting on a wire, a hunter shot one. How many are left?" Little Johnny replied, "None, because the sound would scare the other two away." His teacher said, "No, but I like the way you think!"
Little Johnny replied, "Alright, now I have one for you. What goes in dry and hard and comes out soft and hard?" His teacher was shocked and said, "Little Johnny!" He replied, "It's gum! But I like the way you think!"
What do you call an emo filming their suicide?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
I tried to adopt an orphan. The card got declined harder than the child did.
Kid: Are you gay?
Me: No, I'm straighter than the pole your mom dances on.
Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.
Knock, knock. Who's there?
Not Bob.
What's the difference between a child and a carrot? About 140 calories.