Worst Jokes Ever
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What did the orphan say to his parents? Nothing, cause they left him.
What is the difference between Catholics and Lutherans?
Catholics are registered sex offenders.
Why are there no Olympics in Mexico?
Because everyone from Mexico that can run, jump, and swim is already over the border.
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
What's the difference between $1 million and baby teeth?
I don't have $1 million in my wallet.
What's the difference between 911 and a Mexican gardener?
One of them is an outside job.
Life would be so much easier if grass was emo.
Because it would cut itself.
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion, but the bullet didn't...
What 7 letters do you say when you open the fridge and see it’s empty?
O I C U R M T
I tried to high-five my emo friend, but he just left me hanging.
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Why are orphans bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why won't Trump be subject to impeachment?
Answer: Because Republicans in Congress insist that every baby be brought to full term!
Give a man a fish, feed him for a day.
Give a man a poison fish, feed him for a lifetime.
Say what you want against pedophiles, but they slow down in school zones.
A friend of mine tried to annoy me with bird puns, but I soon realized that toucan play at that game.
I walked in on my dad fucking my little brother. I don't know what was worse: the fact that he was fucking my brother, or the fact that the abortion clinic let my parents take the fetus home....
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That’s the ugliest baby that I’ve ever seen! Ugh!”
The woman goes to the rear of the bus and angrily sits down. She says to a man next to her “The driver just insulted me!”
The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off! Go ahead, I’ll hold your monkey for you.”