Worst Jokes Ever
My grandad was shocked to learn that lightning can strike in the same place twice.
Did you hear about the new sex doll they've invented for Muslims?
It blows itself up!!
Why don't Romans find algebra interesting?
X is always 10.
What’s Stephan Hawking's favorite dance move?
The robot.
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
I had a friend who was a dwarf. He committed suicide. He jumped off a curb.
Someone: "I WANNA BE THE SUN OF YOUR LIFE!"
Me: Then stay at 1,000,000 km of me.
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
Why is six afraid of seven?
Seven is a registered six-offender.
Yo mama so stupid, she hides behind a glass door when playing hide and seek.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
I haven't talked to my wife in three weeks.
I didn't want to interrupt her.
Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad.
We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons, but before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted, "I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD!"
Shame on Penaldo for ruining the event! 😡
What is the best game for a deaf person?
Charades.
Yo mama is so ugly she's the reason why Batman fights crime at night.
What's better than winning gold at the Paralympics?
Not being retarded.
My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
How do you know if spaghetti is a boy or a girl? It's meatballs.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.