Worst Jokes Ever
1 like = 1 kid in my oven. I'm trying to get followers and comments, please.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
What's the best way to catch a fish? Ask someone to throw it to you.
Why can't orphans play basketball?
They don't know where home is.
What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead bodies?
I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
Why did the noble gas cry?
Because all his friends Argon.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
How did they know that Princess Diana had dandruff?
They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment...
How many kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
Apparently not 27. Because my basement's still dark...
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her $5 to go play a game, but she tugged my joystick too hard.
I saw an orphan in the grocery store and asked him, "Where's your mom?" and he cried. Why?
- I think you're EGGcellent.
+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.
- Really? Are you done yet?.
+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.
What did the rope and the tree say to the kid?
Do you want to hang later?
Why can't orphans have sex?
They have no one to call "daddy".
Could a parking garage also be called a broom closet?
Sex is basically math. You add the bed. Subtract the clothes. Divide the legs to multiply inside.
Why do bugs hate the internet?
Because they always get caught.
Get it? Inter-net?
What's the difference between you and Hitler?
Hitler knew when to kill himself.