Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Bone

  • Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.

    Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.

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  • Pilot

  • Stop making 9/11 jokes, my father died in a plane crash.

    Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

  • 24
  • Rape

  • What are some other names for rape? There’s the classic “struggle snuggle,” but then there’s my personal favorite “fuck fight”.

  • 5
  • School Bus

  • What's the difference between a school bus and my Dad's van?

    School buses usually don't have screaming and crying children.

  • 3
  • Feminist

  • The optimist thinks the glass is half full. The pessimist thinks the glass is half empty. The feminist thinks the glass is raping them.

  • 13
  • Adoption

  • Christopher's Mom said, "One man's trash is another man's treasure."

    Turns out Christopher was adopted.

  • 1
  • IKEA

  • The CEO of IKEA was just elected Prime Minister in Sweden.

    He should have his cabinet together by the end of the weekend.

  • 0