Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Fire

  • I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.

    So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

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  • Mental Health

  • Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.

    I said, "a smile."

    They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.

    My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.

    Going to school is mandatory in this country.

    Can you guess my plan?

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  • Yo mama

  • - Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

    - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

    - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

    - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

    - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

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  • Condom

  • Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”

    Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”

    Condom: “Hahaha...”

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  • Entrepreneur

  • Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?

    Me: Oh, I wan-

    Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.

    Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.

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  • Smile

  • Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

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