Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do cigarettes and hamsters have in common?

They can both be dangerous when you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

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  • Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking, so he asked him, "Sir, are you drunk?" The man responds, "No, sir, I'm not drunk." So the officer asks, "How high are you?" And the man responds, "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"

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  • My uncle said he wants to be a dinosaur. I said why... he said so I could be extinct 😭😭

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  • A woman noticed her husband standing on a bathroom scale, sucking in his stomach. "Ha! That's not going to help!" she said. "Sure it does," he said. "It's the only way I can see the numbers."

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  • How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.

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  • What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

    It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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  • There was a murder. The detective suspected the artist first... because he was sketchy.

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