Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

People

  • Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, like when you push them down the stairs.

    Penis

  • Life is like a penis: simple, soft, relaxed, and hanging free, until a woman comes around and makes it hard.

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  • Nut

  • I bought a guh on the weekend.

    (what's a guh?)

    GUHZZLE DEEZ NUTS! 🥜 🔩 🌰

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  • Porn

  • A: Why are you so sad?

    B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.

    A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?

    B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.

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  • Penis

  • My penis was in the Guinness Book of World Records. -- Then the librarian told me to take it out.

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