Worst Jokes Ever
My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!
A good woman is like a good cup of coffee, especially when it’s strong and hot with a little bit of cream in it.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
Happiness.
What's Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
Give a man a plane ticket and he will fly for a day.
Push a man out of a plane and he will fly for the rest of his life.
Saying I'm sorry and I apologize are basically the same thing... except at a funeral.
Teacher: Kids, what does a chicken give you?
Students: Eggs.
Teacher: Very good. Now, what does the pig give you?
Kids: Bacon.
Teacher: Excellent. Now, what does the fat cow give you?
Kids: Homework.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?
He hated the Poles.
The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"
Ok, there has to be SOMEONE on this website right now. Whoever that is, wanna chat? (I'm just bored)
Q: Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack?
A: He only comes once a year.
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
Two men are walking down the street, and see a dog licking its balls. One man says I wish I could do that. The other one says you can probably just pet him
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
I love Muslims, they are great at parties!
They have the best fireworks.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
A man walks into a zoo. The only animal was a dog.
It was a shih tzu.