Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Emo kid

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How many emo kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they all sit in the dark and cry.

Orphan

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If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Life

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I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.

Film

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Jeff, did you hear they're making a film about Jimmy Savile? It’s a very touchy subject.

Yeah, I did, Gary, but did you hear the reviews on the Bill Cosby film? People said it was so boring it put them to sleep.

Feminist

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What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.

Rain

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It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.

Cow

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What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE

Day

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If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.