Worst Jokes Ever
This is really mean...
A man put a blind man in a circular room and said, "Your dinner's in the corner."
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
They should add an eleventh commandment to the Bible:
Thou shalt not f... altar boys.
Do you guys know how to make a hoe in Minecraft?
You pick it up off the street.
Bob and Brad loved baseball. When Brad was dying, Bob asked Brad to see if there was baseball in heaven. Brad died, and two weeks later, Bob woke up to Brad's voice. Brad said, "I've got good news. They do have baseball in heaven. Bad news is that you're up to bat next."
Two brothers play on the street. One of them finds a condom on the ground. Not knowing what it is, they go to their mum and ask what it is that they found. Mum gets mad and yells to throw that away immediately.
Guys go back to the yard, surprised why their mum got mad for just latex. One of them says: "Why did mum get so angry?" The other: "I have no idea, thankfully we did not tell her that we've eaten the yogurt inside!"
I want to write some jokes about unemployed people, but none of them works.
I used to be a banker but I lost interest.
Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.
Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).
There are some sounds that everyone loves... - Shoes on gravel. - Crackling of fire. - The snapping necks of those who think they can disrespect you. - Cats purring.
Why doesn’t Joe Biden visit children with cancer in hospitals?
Because he can’t sniff their hair.
Do you know how a dragon is? You don't know who? It's dragging these 2-liter balls across your pathetic face and slamming it into a f*cking dumpster you regret.
On September 11th, 2001, the New York Giants lost against the Jets.
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
What kind of bath bomb does an emo person use?
A toaster.
Condoms? HA! Those are for pussies!
I saw my wife at the dam yesterday, which sucks because I wanted her to flow further down.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
I like telling dad jokes.
He laughs at most of them.
Why does the blonde stand in a corner when she's cold?
Because it's 90 degrees.
Lol making jokes about cancer makes me feel better as a person that had cancer, it’s great!