Worst Jokes Ever
Q: How do you know when an Asian broke into your house? A: Your math homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and 2 hours later he's still trying to back out of the driveway.
Why do Priests like playing the violin? They get to finger A minor.
Why do Chinese people hate Christmas? Because they make the toys.
Why did Adolf Hitler like nuts? He only had one.
Yo mama so fat Thanos had to clap.
Dream: Speedruns Minecraft.
Technoblade: Speedruns Life.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
Your hairline and my grandpa go way back.
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
What's the best thing about a blowjob?
- The silence.
They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.
Did you know that towels are the leading cause of dry skin?
Sorry for all the jokes, I'll end it.
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Why were glow-in-the-dark condoms made?
To play Star Wars.
What is one thing blind people and orphans have in common?
They both can't see their parents.