Worst Jokes Ever

I have a choking kink, so I will enjoy hanging.

Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell them to clap until their parents come home.

Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.

So yesterday, I was at an orphanage, harassing children by twerking at them.

They burst into tears.

I was worried that they would call their mom, well... um... I got away.

What's in a Michael Jackson hotdog?

A 50-year-old piece of meat.

A 12-year-old bun.

Don't let an extra chromosome get you down.

Official Dj Penaldo playlist.

1. "I'm a fraud" 2. "I need you (ft. Tap-ins)" 3. "I Want to Leave Mid United" 4. "Back where I belong (ft. Europa league)" 5. "TY Eder" 6. "Nobody wants me (Rejectnaldo Remix)" 7. "Fuck that kid (ft. Lil Broke phone)" 8. "Sewy (Benched +arms crossed version)"

Daughter: "Hey dad, how do you feel about abortion?" Father: "Ask your sister." Daughter: "I don't have a..."

Dark humor is like a home; not everyone gets it.

Roses are red, violets are blue.

Shrek is ugly, but not uglier than you.

I am trying to re-comment something that used to be on here, but is no longer on here.

Here are some rules to make a good joke:

1: Don't say “my life.”

2: Proofread your joke and make sure people can read it/have good grammar in it.

3: And don’t repost things (although this last one is hypocritical because this was me trying to repost something, but it is still a good rule to go by).

What did Luke Skywalker say when he saw someone bullying his sister?

You better not lay a finger on her!

What do the initials NOW stand for?

(A.) National Organization For Women

(B.) National Organization of Whores

(C.) All the above

Answer:

Since the initials NOW can stand for anything, the correct answer is all the above.

"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

Teacher: Where were you born?

Student: The highway.

Teacher: What do you mean?

Student: I don't know, my mom says that's where all the accidents happen.

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

Why aren't there any closets in southern churches? Closets have coat hangers.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to have a little fun, but stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he didn't have the guts to do it.

Wanna hear a joke about corn?

Never mind, it's too corny.