Worst Jokes Ever
What is the smartest month?
April - No one can fool it.
Why do emo people want to be called scene now? The only thing I've seen from them is their suicide rate climbing.
If you had 10 chicken nuggets and Jimmy tried to steal one, what would you have? 10 chicken nuggets and a dead Jimmy.
Déjà Moo: The feeling you've heard this bull before.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!
I’m like an escalator because I’m always letting people down.
How does Jesus make tea? Hebrews it.
Your mom is so slow, it took her 9 months to make a joke.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Why did Timmy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus.
I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"
How do you fit 3 gay guys on a barstool? Flip it upside down.
Why are orphans not boomerangs? Because they never come back.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
How do you stop a baby from crawling? Nail its hand to the floor.
What was the name of the Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
How many emo kids does it take to screw in a bulb?
None, because they all cry in the dark.