Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a rich Asian?
Cha-ching!
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
A: She looks good when she opens her hair. 馃槷
B: You will look good when you open your wallet. 馃憶
What do you call a gay barbecue?
LGTBBQ.
What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
Lost my virginity to a down syndrome the other day... only cause I wanted my first time to be special.
Where do suicide bombers go after death?
Everywhere.
Why is an iPhone X perfect for an orphan? Because it doesn't have a home button.
I told someone some jokes, y'know? "Fruit Ninja," "barcode legs," "French puppet thigh wrings." And she was like saying that's not cool and stuff. So she reported me, and it was like:
The counselor: "So I've heard you've been making sh jokes?" Me: "You say it like it's a bad thing." Her: "It is." Me: "Chill bro, it ain't that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)"
Who can drink 20 liters of fuel without dying? A jerrycan.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
What do you call a joke without a punchline?
Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"
The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."
Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."
Johnny: Mommy, Mommy! What is incest?
Mom: Shut up and keep licking.