Worst Jokes Ever
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Why were the Middle Ages called the Dark Ages?
Because there were too many knights.
I bet you $12345678901234567890 that you didn't read that number and you didn't notice that I put a letter in it. No, I didn't, but you went back and looked, didn't you?
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
Do you wanna hear the gossip about butter?
Actually, I shouldn't spread it.
Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
How do you know that a woman is about to say something smart?
She starts the sentence with ‘a man once said.’
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
I tried being an emo, but I never got the hang of it.
The more suicidal people there are, the less suicidal people there are... Woah!
I started a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof.
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
My life.
Tell me when you get it.
Why did the hooker quit her job?
She had a nut allergy.
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
An orphan, an emo, and an apple are on a tree. The apples get picked unlike the orphan, while the emo kid is already dead from hanging.
Bully: "Shut up and give me your money, otherwise I will tell everyone that you are still a virgin."
Boy: "Haha, I am not a virgin anymore."
Bully: "Haha, nice joke."
Boy: "If you don't believe then ask your sister or brother."
Bully: "Hah, I don't have any sibling."
Boy: "Will just wait for 9 months then u will know."