Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Daredevil

510 views ·

What's the difference between a prostitute and a daredevil?

One has cunning stunts, whilst the other has a stunning...

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  • Shooting

    40 views ·

    I recently learned that it's politically incorrect to talk about taking part in a school shooting.

    Apparently the term "school photos" is more acceptable.

    Crack

    42 views ·

    Girl playing outside: "Step on a line and you break your mommy's spine." She then steps on a line and her mother keels over screaming.

    Girl playing outside: "Step on a crack and you break daddy's back." She steps on a crack the mailman next door then keels over screaming.

    The husband starts celebrating, gets in the car, and starts to drive away.

    The son comes outside and steps on a crack.

    The dad then dies in a car crash.

    Banker

    70 views ·

    I used to be a banker but I lost interest.

    Why was Cinderella thrown off the basketball team? She always ran away from the ball.

    Why can’t bikes stand? Because they are two tired (Too tired).

    Daughter

    7 views ·

    I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.

    Eye

    9 views ·

    I've been trying to find jokes about gouging my eyes out, but I couldn't see any.