Worst Jokes Ever
Men: "I like dogs."
Women: "I like cats."
Chinese: "Food is food."
How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!
So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
Life is like a penis, women make it hard.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
What do you call a Chinese person with no legs?
Lim Ping.
If someone calls you dirty minded just say:
"You are dirty minded as well if you understand what I'm saying."
What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.
What is 80 feet wide and has 22 teeth?
Answer: The front row of a Trump Rally!
What's Joe Biden's favorite arcade game?
Space Invaders.
How do Asians name their kids?
They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)
I got mad at my sister's boyfriend, so I fucked his girl.
The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.
You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️
What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.