Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Dark Humor

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Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."

Horse

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A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

Mum

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"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."

Sex

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Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.

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  • Pirate

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    A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"

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  • Feminist

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    How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?

    Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.