Worst Jokes Ever
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
If you're fat and transgender, then would you be considered trans fat?
"You're an orphan forever," - Harry Potter.
What did PETA say when a cheetah won 5 million dollars?
You can't beat a cheetah!
What is gay - curious 🤔 😳
👬 👬 a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a 👨 👩 👨 bisexual man.
👨 👨 👩 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?
🚲 🚲 🚲
😢 😔 sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks 😪 😞 😒 to be you.
What does a cannibal call a wheelchair user?
Fast food.
I have a stepladder. My real ladder left for milk and never came back.
One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Glock 46.
Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?
Because it has a tender behind.
What do you call a fish that smokes? "A puffer."
What happened when the emo kid tried to high 5 a tree?
It left him hanging.
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
What does a cow say? Moo.
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him.
When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.
Yo mama so fat, she uses the equator as her belt.
It's better to cum in the sink than to sink in the cum.
"Sanderson, fire a warning shot."
"Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."
"Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."
What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?
1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.