Worst Jokes Ever
What does an Xbox/PlayStation and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids turn them on.
Why haven’t any women gone to the moon?
A: It doesn’t need to be cleaned.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Me: Wanna play a game?
Sister: Ya, what is it?
Me: Tic tac toe.
Sister:?
Takes out knife and rolls up sleeve.
Me: Tic tac toe.
like if you know someone that is emo.
Me: Are you an orphan?
Boy: Yeah, what gave me away?
Me: ....ur parents.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
What does Michael Jackson and caviar have so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
What is the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One is a refreshing summertime snack; the other one is a watermelon.
The first computer dates back to Adam and Eve. It was an Apple with limited memory, just one byte. And then everything crashed.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
My friend said my life was a joke.
No jokes have meaning.
How do you fit 4 gay dudes on a stool?
Flip it upside down.
My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?
Ohhh, an owner.
I named my dog Syndrome, so when he sits on my couch I say, “Get down, Syndrome!”
What's both red, white and sometimes purple?
My arms...