Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Jack

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.

    With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.

  • 7
  • Car

  • I work in a garage, and yesterday a gay person came up to me and said, "Why won't my car go straight?"

  • 1
  • Kobe

  • I can’t believe it’s been over a year since Kobe decided he’s too good to wait in traffic.

  • 1
  • Dwarf

  • When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?

    When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...

  • 4