Worst Jokes Ever
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
There was a plane crash. The pilot's names were Captain Sum Ting Wong, Wi Tu Lo, Ho Lee Fuk, and Bang Ding Ow.
My wife went to Niagara Falls and fell. She broke every bone in her body.
One year later, she recovered. She slipped on an orange peel and died.
I was just chilling in the World Trade Center and got airplane wifi.
Buy KFC = 1 more orphan in our fryers.
Olivia Rodrigo
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
What's the difference between an American 12-year-old and an African 12-year-old? About 40 pounds.
Why are there more female history teachers than male?
Because women like to bring up the past.
Person 1: "Where was Hiroshima?"
Person 2: "In Japan."
Person 1: "No wonder! That's why they never saw it coming."
What time is it when you walk into a wall? Time to get to bed!
Dark humor is like parents. Not everyone gets it.
Hey, I just found out my toaster is waterproof! :D
The Titanic before the iceberg be like: "We can't go under it, we gotta go through it!"
What do you call a dog with no legs?
It don't matter what you call it. It ain't coming.
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Jonny went to school one day, and later that day his dad got a call saying he needed to pick up his son because he had had sex with a teacher. When Jonny got home, his dad was so happy he went out to the store and bought him a bike. When they bought the bike, Jonny was offered to ride the bike, but he declined it and replied, "My butt still hurts."
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.