Worst Jokes Ever

How do orphans have a family reunion?

They use a Ouija board.

I got jealous of the zebras. Sorry, I’ll cut it out. I wanted to practice for my med school test.

There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.

I’m giving in my two week resignation to life... it’s not you ... it’s me!!!

Once my friend was saying something dumb, and I was like, "I Campbell-eve you just said that."

What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence?

Udder destruction.

What was the Twin Towers favorite game? Jenga.

I'm a family doctor and I wish I could help but... you're an orphan.

Were you born on a highway? Because most accidents happen on the highway.

What did the racist serial killer say to the cop?

“Wait, you’re getting paid?”

I heard some twin brothers were going as buildings to the school costume contest, so I went as a plane. It didn't fly too well with people.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's Dave! Dave who? Dave proceeds to break down crying at the realization that his grandmother's Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she no longer remembers him.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

I was about to say an African joke, but it was too dry.

Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.

My mom wanted me to build her a shed for her useless things, then she told me to go live in it.

Where do you learn to make ice cream? -- Sundae school.

What do you call an Irish lesbian? A gay lick.

What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.

The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.