Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Karma

  • Hear about the restaurant called karma? There is no menu: You get what you deserve.

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  • Mama

  • Your mama so fat, when she asked for a water bed they put a blanket over the Pacific Ocean.

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  • Drone

  • What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

  • 0
  • Blonde

  • What do you call a blonde in the freezer?

    Her parents named her Cindy, so we should probably continue to call her that. She was supposed to graduate tomorrow.

  • 5
  • Snail

  • Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

    Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.

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  • Heterosexual men

  • Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.

  • 0
  • Hamster

  • What's the difference between a hamster and a cigarette?

    They're both harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

  • 5
  • Prostate exam

  • I go in to get a prostate exam. I'm nervous, but the doctor says it's all natural and needs to be done.

    So he pulls down my pants and sticks one finger up my ass. I feel it go deeper inside, feeling for abnormalities.

    That's when I realize his hands are on my shoulders.

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