Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?
From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
Dark humor is like a home; not everyone gets it.
What do you call someone in a wheelchair during a California fire?
A steamed vegetable.
My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.
Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.
Two fish walked into a wall. One said to the other, "Dam!"
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.
When a midget smokes weed, does it get medium?
Yo mama so ugly, when she tried to enter an ugly contest, they said they didn't allow professionals.
Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
What do you say before you jump off a building?
Parkour!
My family is like a cactus; a bunch of pricks.