Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Muslims commit suicide to go to Paradise and get 72 virgins... I just go to the local primary school.
What's worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- One dead baby in five garbage cans.
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
One day, a girl was showering with her mom. She pointed at her mom's breasts and asked: "When can I get these?" Her mother replied: "In about 6 to 7 years when you grow up :)".
The other day, the girl's showering with her dad, and she pointed at his penis and asked: "When can I get this?" Her dad looked around and replied: "In about 20 minutes when your mom leaves the house."
Life is like a penis: women make it hard for no reason.
What’s the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you?
A pool table.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Why does Spiderman only have 11 months in his calendar?
Because he lost May!
I almost secretly married a watermelon, but I cantaloupe.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
You're so skinny, you could travel through a fax!
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What is Hitler's least favorite month?
Jewly.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What's worse than a failed attempt at suicide?
The pity looks people give you and people keep you away from 'dangerous' things.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.
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