Worst Jokes Ever
I am an actual police officer (Not gonna mention with which department in case they actually check this site) and tbh I find these jokes funny as fuck, carry on boys.
How is a priest like a wristwatch?
They both start at 12.
What does a woman and a hurricane have in common?
They’re nice and wet at first, but in the end they take everything.
What’s the difference between a Ferrari and ten 6-year-olds?
I don’t have a Ferrari in my garage.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
I love necrophilia, but only if it's consensual!
What's the difference between saying "bloody" in America and in the U.K.?
In the U.K., it's a swear word.
In America, it's a family reunion.
Communist jokes aren't funny unless everyone gets them.
What did Hitler say when he was blindfolded?
I can Nazi!
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any Mexicans.
Why does Mexico not have a good athletics team? Because anyone who can run or jump is already over the wall.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Does Eminem like M\&M's? Cause if he didn't, that would be like "they're" not liking "there."
My wife called me a pedo. That's a big word for a 6 year old.
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common? They both spread for bread.
Why doesn’t the US want to play chess with the UK?
The US is already down 2 towers, and the UK has an unkillable queen.