Worst Jokes Ever
Which sex position produces the ugliest children?
Go ask your mother.
There are 10 types of people in this world.
Those that know binary and those that don't.
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Are you enjoying my yolks? I bet they're making you crack up. If not, I better scramble.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Dark humor is like a dad - not everyone gets it.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
One day, there were two muffins in an oven. One of the muffins said, "Man, it's hot in here." The other one said, "Oh my god! A talking muffin!!!"
Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burns. The sun knows better.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
Me: I asked an orphan where his parents were. I also said that I promised to take him to them.
Orphan: They're dead.
Me: A promise made is a promise kept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she got hit by a parked car.
What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor?
Dark humor is 10 babies in a trash can. Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.
2,996 kill streak, boom!
Me: Now I know why Michael Jackson turned white.
The police: You finally figured it out.
What's funny about sex? I don't get it!