Worst Jokes Ever
A woman comes to the doctor and tells her, "Doctor, my husband wants intense sex all day, what should I give him?" The doctor says, "My number."
My hair strainer is hotter than you.
What do you say after committing incest?
No Chromo!
Nutted in my shoes, now my kids are taking a walk.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
The word "ginger" is just the n-word reorganized.
Why can't orphans play dodgeball? Because no one misses them.
What is yellow and can’t swim?
A school bus full of children.
What is it called when an orphan takes a selfie?
A family photo.
They laughed at my crayon drawing.
I laughed at their chalk outline.
I wanted to tell an animal joke but it's irrelephant.
I told my friend yesterday he's literally my dad.
He didn't show up for the rest of the year.
I saw a robbery at the Apple store.
Am I an iWitness?
When you can’t see your adopted joke pop up, it’s the same as asking your adopted friend where their parents are and never finding it.
Wanna know what is offensive? I don't know, ask feminist (sans undertale).
When I see the names of lovers engraved on a tree, I don't find it cute or romantic. I find it weird how many people take knives with them on dates.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.