Worst Jokes Ever
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Your mom is like a penny: two-faced, flat, and always in someone's pants.
So we were working with a new client at work, and my boss farts. He said, "A little gas never killed anyone."
Yo mama so stupid, I told her Christmas was right around the corner--and she looked.
My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
This one kid never stands up for the pledge of allegiance, and I'm tired of it.
Today, I push him out of his wheelchair.
Whoever stole my Microsoft Office account, I'll make you pay. You have my word!
How many feminists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Trick question, feminists don't change anything.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until they go home.
The saddest painting you will see is a mirror.
It ain't always easy having erectile dysfunction, but it sure as hell ain't hard.
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
Yo, hairline been missing so badly that the police had to put up a wanted poster for it!
Why did the slave go to college?
To get his master's degree.
Why do orphans have water with cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?
Ones that contain nuts.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig? -- The letter F.
I told my orphan girlfriend that I had to grab milk. (Goes to the store, grabs milk.) As I grab the milk, I thought, "Hey, I bet I can repeat her life twice."
The quiet kid starts playing "Pumped Up Kicks" in the parking lot before school.