Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between my arm and my stomach? My stomach isn't ripped.
Yo mama is so stupid that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Yo mama so fat that when she crossed the road, people mistook her for a roundabout.
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
What is the female version of t-bagging? A clam slapping.
What do you call your Indian best friend who is the ABSOLUTE BEST at cunnilingus? A Curry Muncher.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
What is different about priests and acne?
Acne waits until you're 13 to cum on your face.
What’s the difference between a thief and a pervert?
One will snatch your watch, the other will watch your snatch.
My dad always told me I should sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
A man comes home and finds his wife in bed with another guy. "What's going on here!?" he exclaims.
The wife replies, "See, I told you he was stupid."
I was blessed with a 9 inch penis.
The priest is in jail now.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
What's the only part of a vegetable you cannot eat?
Wheelchair.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
My teacher told me, "You have no idea how powerful this quote is." I looked at her and told her, "You don't know how powerful the shotgun in my bookbag is."
How do you make a sad person jump?
A bridge.
I think I banged a Chinese celebrity...
She kept screaming “I’m Wei Tu Yung” like I was supposed to know the name.