Worst Jokes Ever
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
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If Mexico is an unredeemable shithole, then how come the Republicans' favorite senator, Ted Cruz, ran to Mexico as fast as he could after a little bit of snow in his home?
Jokes about menstruation are not funny. Period.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Did you hear that Michael Jackson once got food poisoning?
He ate 12-year-old nuts.
I told my therapist I feel suicidal. He charged me in advance.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
How many orphans does it take to "test drive" a bus? It depends on how much space the orphanage has and how much space the cemetery has.
What is the similarity between a joke and food?
Some people just don't get them!
Chuck Norris and Time had a race.
Result: Time is still running...
What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.
I asked my Dad the other day, "At what age is it okay to have sex with girls?"
He replied, "When they leave school, son, they are legal."
Apparently, 3:15 p.m. is not what he meant.
So a guy is walking with a young boy into the woods.
The boy turns to the man and says, "Hey mister, it's getting dark out, and I’m scared... Can we go back now?"
So the man says: "How do you think I feel, I have to walk back alone!"
Why did the chicken go to KFC? ... To visit his family.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
Rainbows top the class, as they always score with flying colors.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
What's worse than a baby in a trash can?
A trash can in a baby.