Worst Jokes Ever
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
What is the difference between paying $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole and paying $175.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from an able-bodied bisexual white female who is also a sex worker at a glory hole?
If you give $50.00 to receive an anonymous blow job from a physically challenged gay white male who is also a sex worker at a glory hole you are saving yourself $125.00. 馃捀馃榿
Them: You want some Lucky Harms?
Me: What are Lucky Harms?
Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.
I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?
What fell down the tree first, the emo or the apple?
Guess what? The apple, because the emo got left hanging.
Did you hear about the guy who got electrocuted?
It was quite a shocker.
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
Why didn't the Japanese guy get a high five?
Logan Paul left him hanging.
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
What happened when your parents dropped you off at the orphanage? They got sued for littering.
THIS IS A RHYME
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana.
Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said you know you wanna.
Jill said yes as he grabbed her dress,
and they had a little fun.
Jill forgot her pills so now they have a son.
Did you know that a majority of the U.S. is afraid of the dark?
Especially if they are right behind you at the ATM.
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
I'll never forget my sister's last words. "Is it edible?"
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but there will always be something that offends feminists.
Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.