Worst Jokes Ever
What does Mrs. Grapes 🍇 love the most?
Raisin' kids.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
What is yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of kids.
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say, "Tell me if you can hear me," then get in the trunk and start screaming.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
I love all races, even the bad ones.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
You give them a Sandy Hook.
Me: Have you ever went sky diving?
Friend: No.
Me: Well don't, it sucks.
Friend: Why?
Me: They gave me a parachute and I lived.
Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"
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Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Person 1: “Hey, today was great!”
Person 2: “What happened?”
Person 1: “I ran into my ex today.”
Person 2: “What’s so great about that?”
Person 1: “I was in my car.”
When you play Flappy Bird in 9/11, the bird is a plane and the obstacle courses are towers.
Chuck Norris doesn't dial the wrong number. You answered the wrong telephone.
Last night, I burned an orphanage. There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do? Tell your parents?"
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
Pedophiles are fucking immature assholes.
Not done yet.
Now they are.
I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.