Worst Jokes Ever
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
"Humpty Dumpty sat on the wall, Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.... All the king's horses and all the king's men, COULDN'T PUT HUMPTY TOGETHER AGAIN."
"Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all
Rock-a-bye, baby on the treetop when the wind blows the cradle will rock
when the bough breaks the cradle will fall and down will come baby cradle and all"
Anyone else finding the hidden horror in these?
Do trees shit?
Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?
Why can’t Michael Jackson get within 500 meters of a school?
Cause he’s dead.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.
Leave a like down below if you think Stephen Hawking should stand for the National Anthem.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 who? You said you would never forget.
Alfonso's mom is so fat that she stepped on the scale and the doctor said, "Oh shit, that's my phone number!"
Christmas special
Me: Can you describe Mrs. Claus in 3 words? Santa: Ho ho ho.
I cried when my dad cut onions. Onions was such a good dog.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
Please like this. I bet my friend 20 bucks that I would get to 15 likes before him.
What do you call a girl with an hourglass figure? -- A waist of time.
Why can't Asians play cricket? They'll eat the bat.
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
How do you get a Koala to fall asleep?
Sing a koala-by.
I tried writing with a dull pencil the other day, but there was no point.