Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, she has her own personal gravity.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
What's the worst thing to star in?
An amber alert.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.
When Kenney goes down on his mom, does he taste vegetable or fish?
What happens when a skeleton does not laugh at your pun?
Looks like someone's funny bone is broken. 😁
In the average room, there are about 2,894,638 items that Chuck Norris can use to kill you, including the room itself.
Why did the skeleton not go to the dance?
Because he’s dead.
You idiot.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne? Acne doesn't come on a 5-year-old's face.
Titanic was sinking.
Passenger: "How far are we from land?"
Captain: "Two miles."
Passenger: "Which direction?"
Captain: "Down."
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Today in 3rd grade English, the teacher asked the kids a question, "What turns on when you take your clothes off?"
Little Elsa blushed and screamed, "You can't ask that!"
The English teacher repeats the question and Elsa screams, "I'll tell my parents on you and get you fired!"
Finally, Little Tim raises his hand, "The shower, ma'am."
The English teacher clapped her hands, "Good job, Tim, and as for you Elsa, you do not have the body for that."
I would kiss your lips, but your legs are blocking the way.
If you know, you know. 😏😏
Woah, nice cock.
what's the difference between an onion and a baby?
nobody cries when you cut up the baby.
Happiness is like food, not everyone gets it.
Man 1: Why don’t we just put all the debt in the world on one man, then kill him?
Man 2: We tried that once. It started a cult.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair. But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.