Worst Jokes Ever

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

What is an orphan's favorite Roblox game?

Adopt Me.

One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"

Mom: "No you can't..."

Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"

lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.

I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

So we stopped playing chess.

This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.

What did the woman with no hands get for Christmas? No idea. She hasn't opened her present yet.

YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!

Q: How do you know a wishing well works?

A: If your mother-in-law falls down it.

The weirdest thing happened to me today. I was driving 50 mph and hit a speed bump and it screamed!

"Knock knock."

Orphan: "Who's there?"

"Not your parents."

I bet emos get jealous when their phone dies.

Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.

When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.

What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.

Roses are red, Violets are fine, You can be the six, And I can be the nine.

What do you call a special police officer?

Officer down!

If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.