Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Lawyer

  • A drunk walks into a bar and says, "All lawyers are assholes!" A guy at the other end of the bar says, "I resent that!" The drunk says, "Why, are you a lawyer?" and the other guy says, "No, I'm an asshole!"

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  • Brick

  • There's three kids: Little Drop, Little Feather, and Little Brick. Little Feather goes, "Mommy, why do you call me L'feather?" She answers, "Cuz a little feather fell over your head when you were born." L'Drop asks his mom, "Mommy, why do you call me L'drop?" She answers, "Cuz a little drop fell on your head when you were born." L'brick goes, "aafddkcasgbklcdahjkcbgtnhrfn."

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  • Suspicion

  • I got arrested on suspicion of attempted rape all because I was carrying some cable ties, a bit of tape and a piece of cloth. It's such a joke, I hadn't even bought the chloroform yet.

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  • Baby

  • What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.

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  • Cock

  • A cock really has a sad life. He's hairs a mess, his neighbor's an arsehole, his best friend is a cunt.

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