Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do you do when you see a kid alone? You beat them up and say, "It was self-defense!"

It was the year 1912. I was in the SS Titanic, and I woke from a dream to think, "I've heard of wet dreams, but is that WATER?"

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  • My friend: "Ess, stop with the self-harm jokes it's not funny."

    Me: "C'mon it's not that deep."

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  • Why do Roman Catholics always call their minister father?

    because Roman Catholic men between 18-29 years old received a free anonymous blowjob inside the confessional booth at the glory hole.

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  • *sans*: Why was the skeleton depressed? Because Frisk keeps resetting and it resets when he lost his phone.

    In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.

    You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.

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  • If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.

    Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.

    But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.

    I just got kicked out of the fucking library for putting the women's rights in the fiction section.

    Why did the snail paint a big "S" on his car?

    Because he wanted people to say look at that S-car go when he rolled by.