Worst Jokes Ever
What game do emo kids love the most? Hangman.
This page could use more "butt quack" jokes.
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts.
When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.
What does a dyslexic zombie eat? Brian's, hahahahaha!
Teacher: "What is the opposite of the following sentence: 'Children in the dark make mistakes'?"
Student: "Mistakes in the dark make children."
In America, planes hit the Twin Towers. In Soviet Russia, Twin Towers hit planes.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
I heard a joke about heavy metal earlier. It was pretty ironic.
America.
What was the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
The joke is my life.
My dog kept chasing people on a bike. Eventually, it got so bad I had to take his bike away.
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?
Museum girl: Committing suicide.
Allan: What about Friday night?
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.
How do computers get drunk?
They take a screenshot.
What do gay people and mice have in common?
They both hate pussy cats!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball? Because they ate the bat.