Worst Jokes Ever
What's a school shooter's favorite flower?
Columbine.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.
Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.
This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.
I’m going to open my own Mexican restaurant and call it boarder patrol.
Did you hear about the 100 centimeter girl?
I’d really like to meter.
You're so fat the only letters of the alphabet you know are K, F, and C.
Why can't orphans be gay?
They don't know who to call daddy.
And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.
What game does an emo hate the most?
Cut the Rope.
Yo mama's so stupid, she took a Covid test and got an F.
Why is a sick person and California similar? They tend to burn up.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"
Why did the cat cross the road?
To make a catastrophy on the road.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?
He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
A man is with his friend in a bar.
The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"
Nervous, the man looks away.
The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."
The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."
"Wait, wha..."
"What?"
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Chicken.
Hi, I gave a blind kid a gun. I told him it was a hairdryer.