Worst Jokes Ever
A baby skunk's mother gets hit by a car, so the baby skunk doesn't know what he is.
So the baby skunk walks up to a baby bunny and asks, "What are you?" The baby bunny replies, "Well, I'm a baby bunny. What are you?" The baby skunk says, "Well, I don't know, am I a baby bunny too?"
The baby bunny says, "No, you're not a baby bunny." So the baby skunk asks, "Well, what am I then?"
The baby bunny replies, "Well, you're not exactly blank and you're not exactly white, so you must be Mexican."
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
A mom gave her son "the talk". Her son replies, "Wait, so there really isn't candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied."
What did the cake say to the fork?
"Do you want a piece of me!!!"
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you won’t like it as an adult.
I guess Hitler was forced to have vegetables when he was younger.
What do you get when you cross a road with a stalker?
Raped.
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Dark jokes are like clean water, not everyone gets it.
My kids found me in the family tree. I was hanging there for hours.
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
I was walking down the street and I punched a white guy and then I was arrested for assault.
The next day after I got out, I punched a black guy and I was arrested for impersonating a police officer.
Roses are red, That much is true, But violets are purple, Not F***ing blue!
Me: "Comment if you love yourself and give me a reason."
Friends: comments give reason.
Me: "Notice how I commented nothing."
Day later:
Mom: Let me see your TikTok.
Me: Shows her the video.
Mom: calls suicide.
JK, she just beat me for posting a video on her.
What do you call a night guard at the glory hole inside a adult bookstore?
Guardian of the confessional booth.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
Two scientists walk into a bar. One says, "I want h20." The other said, "I want h20, too." The second scientist died.
What did the guy exclaim after inventing the shovel?
It is ground breaking!
Why do tampons have strings? So you can floss your teeth when you’re done eating.