Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Princess Diana

  • Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

    How did they know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head and shoulders in the glove compartment.

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  • Orphan

  • I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.

  • 3
  • Humour

  • It was just a prank, and stop calling our humor "plane." In our opinion, it's fire.

  • 1
  • Suicide

  • A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to commit suicide.

    The librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

  • 0
  • Mom

  • What did the Twin Towers' mom say when she fed them? "Open wide honey, here comes the airplane."

  • 7
  • Wheelchair

  • I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."

  • 1
  • Priest

  • What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?

    Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.

  • 16
  • Picture

  • I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."

  • 0