Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a man off the ground?
Hanged.
Americans won't have a Thanksgiving Dinner this year. Why not? They sent their turkey to the White House.
Why does Batman cover half of his face? To let the police know that he's white.
I don't like to use the word "kidnapping". So I just use the term: "surprise adoption."
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.
These jokes cheered me up from suicide. This is amazing material. God bless all of you.
Are you depressed? Go punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
What is a glory hole at the adult book store used for?
Campaign contributions to the Republican Party.
What's a lesbian's favorite sport? Dodgeball.
My day started out great until I woke up.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
Me: why are Americans so good at rubix cubing? Friend: why? Me: they have a history of separating colors.
I'm not racist, my best friends are black for Halloween. :)
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
What's white and bloody?
Two doves in a trash compactor. Talk about a failed marriage.
The teacher asks her class, "What is sex?" and Little Jonny stands up and says, "Sex is the temptation caused by the sensation when a boy sticks his location into a girl's destination. Did you get my explanation or do you need a demonstration?" and the teacher fainted.