Worst Jokes Ever
What movie does an orphan want for Christmas? "Spiderman: Homecoming";)
Violence against women is funny :)
My Asian girlfriend has a weird name. As I gave her anal, she was yelling "I'm too young."
What do you call a race car driver with Down syndrome? Down shift.
Your forehead is so big, Megamind thought you were his brother.
I was wondering why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
He's not really dead, his update failed.
Who did the cow want to hang with?
The udders.
There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"
What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.
[god creating alligators]
God: See that log?
Angel: Yes...?
God: Now fill it with teeth.
Angel: Say again?
God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!
Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?
Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?
Me: It's an autobiography.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
Yo mama's so stupid she got locked in Mattress World and slept on the floor.
My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.