Worst Jokes Ever
How do you avoid getting raped? Just don't say no!
What is Donald Trump's favorite game?
Fortnite. Because he can build walls for free.
Q: What kind of club do roosters go to? A: The Chicken Strip.
I made that one up.
I entered 10 puns into a pun contest, hoping one would win, but no pun in ten did.
Yo mama so ugly, when I put her next to a naked mole rat, it said "bluetooth connected."
When the South Tower saw the North Tower collapse, he said, "I'm still standing."
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a few hours. Light him on fire, he'll be warm the rest of his life.
What do the films The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common?
Icy dead people.
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
A girl named Sally has no arms.
"KNOCK KNOCK"
She never answered...
Once i was walking along the beach and there was a girl with no arms or legs there, i walked by and she said excuse me, will you touch me ive never been touched before, i was like okay so i touched her, i kept on walking along and there was the same girl, she said sir will you kiss me, i went alright so i went up and kissed her, i thought that was weird but anyway i kept walking along and there she was again, she said sir will you fuck me? I went okay so i picked her up and threw her in the ocean and went YOUR FUCKED NOW
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!
He is looking for children. If you don't know who EDP445 is, look him up.
Be careful around EDP445.
Hi, I was a feminist until I realised that:
A. Feminism is just a pile of dumb shit.
B. That men are actually treated unequally.
SO
we should all say sorry to the boys for pissing them off.
What's the difference between yes and no...
Nothing.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
What's a convict's favorite chore?
Weeding.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
Which bees produce milk?
Boobies.