Worst Jokes Ever
A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?” The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?” “Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
When the police caught him stealing the batteries, he got immediately charged!
Little Johnny's dad was driving him to school when they came up on a couple in a convertible. It was apparent that they were arguing. You could then see the woman pull out a knife. Seconds later, his dad saw a penis land in the windshield. Worried little Johnny will see it, he quickly turned on the wipers and brushed it off.
"What was that, Dad?" asked lil Johnny. "Oh, just a bug," said his father. With a confused look on lil Johnny's face, he then says, "That bug sure had a big dick, didn't he?"
Why don't feminists like to eat hotdogs? Because they remind them of men's dicks.
Statistics show that 1 in 3 people live next to a pedophile. However, I think that's a lie because I just live next to 2 stunning 8-year-olds.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
I went up to the blind kid and punched him and said bet you didn't see that coming
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
Why do orphans like Batman? They are 50% like him.
Why can't England play chess? Because they lost their queen!
What kind of shorts do clouds wear?
Thunderwear.
Ever wondered why Chinese kids don’t believe in Santa?
They made the toys.
Call me an elevator, because I let people down.
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
I can find the end of time before I find your hairline.
Why can't dinosaurs clap? 'Cause they're dead.
Son: Dad, I think I got a girl pregnant.
Dad: Well, is she already part of the family?
Son: Yes, why?
Dad: Then there’s no need to be worried.