Worst Jokes Ever
I can hear the whole world booing me.
When her head game is so strong, she sucks the chromosome right out of you.
Abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
5
4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
I was sitting in math class, and our teacher doesn't like it if we don't work on math in his class. So, I did science homework on top of a math book.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.
Do you know why most men are impressive cooks?
Because with two eggs and a sausage, they can keep women full for 9 months.
What is the Twin Towers' least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing."
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
Why did Ms. Grapes 🍇 want to marry Mr. Grapes 🍇?
Because she loves raisin kids.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
At baseball practice...
"Hey John, did you bring the bucket of balls?"
"No, but I got two right here."
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't hit a home run.
What makes a joke a dad joke?
I don't know. I don't even have one as an example.
What does a cannibal call a pregnant person?
A Kinder Surprise.
What's red and green and goes 100 miles per hour? A frog in a blender.