Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Ankle

  • You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

    Lorax

  • I am the Lorax. I speak for trees. I have the high ground, and I will cut off your knees.

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  • Fantasy

  • I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.

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  • Mama

  • Yo mama's so dumb, she waited until the stop sign turned blue.

    Yo mama's so fat, when she got pregnant, she fell to the earth's core.

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  • Yo mama

  • - Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"

    - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.

    - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

    - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.

    - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.

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  • Death

  • Never attempt to foreshadow your own death, you may end up regretting it. You can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if I’m wrong.

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  • Orphan

  • Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."

    Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"

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