Worst Jokes Ever
Why is there only 363 days in an orphan calendar? Because they don't have Mother's Day or Father's Day.
What is a pig’s 🐷 favorite pie 🥧?
Mississippi Mud.
I ran over three disabled kids.
"Cripple kill."
They named a road after George Floyd. It was a dead end, though.
Why was the clown sad?
He broke his funny bone. PS: "funny bone" is not actually a bone.
I made a video game about a depressed, self-harming goth.
It's mostly unskippable cutscenes though... :/
Your hairline goes so far back it remembers the big band.
My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.
Two teenagers were raping an 11-year-old girl in an alley, so I stepped in to help. The little bitch didn’t stand a chance against the three of us.
Violence against women is funny :)
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
I would tell you a milk joke, but it's whey too cheesy!
A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."
If you push someone that's bullying, if you kill someone that's murder, if there is no evidence it's nothing.
Are you a bowling ball? Because I want to stick 3 fingers in you.
What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?
Answer: A family photo.
It's all fun and games until someone fails at becoming Superman.
What do you call a lesbian with braces? A box cutter.
You're like a cloud. When you go away, it's a beautiful day.
My opinion on abortion is very divided. Like, on the one hand, I like the idea of killing babies, but I'm not really into this thing about women being able to make choices.