Worst Jokes Ever
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.
Confucius say:
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day."
What do women and airplanes have in common?
A cockpit.
What are three things you can't give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Why do bunnies like Bruno Mars? Because he got 24 carrots.
Gan cube prices?
What is harder than steel?
Michael Jackson on a playground.
Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?
Son: Sure thing, dad!
Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!
Son: I don't get the joke, dad.
Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.
What did Hitler feel about all the jokes about him? Führereous.
Kobe Bryant jokes just don't really fly well now.
What’s the speed limit in bed?
It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.
in can re;ate to this its always going through my mind
What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?
When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."
Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?
Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?
Son: "Dad, are we pyromaniacs?"
Dad: "Yes, we arson."
I want to date depression cuz at least I know they won't leave me.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?!"