Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Plane

  • Last week, I was on a plane to Manchester when suddenly the plane was hit by a ball. I wondered where it came from, but I soon realized it was none other than Penaldo practicing his free kicks. Shame on you, Penaldo, for almost killing me!

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  • Feminist

  • What’s the difference between a suicide bomber and a feminist? A suicide bomber actually does something when triggered.

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  • Psychiatrist

  • A guy goes to see his psychiatrist dressed only in bubble wrap. When he gets there, he asked the psych, "Can you please help me?"

    The psych says, "No, I'm sorry, I can clearly see your nuts."

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  • Sleep

  • Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."

    Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."

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  • Pedophile

  • What shoes do pedophiles wear? White vans.

    How do pedophiles fit in? They force it to go in.

    How do you make a 16 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile comes in.

    What did Santa say when he was passing over some hookers? "Ho ho ho!"

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