Worst Jokes Ever
Why is America better than Japan at rapping?
Because we're better at dropping bombs.
Why are women like hurricanes?
They come in nasty and wet, then leave with your house and car.
Give a man a match, he'll be warm for a while. But set a man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
Did you hear about the boy who got raped by a group of women in the park whilst jogging? Now there are lots of male joggers in the area.
I love murder shows... wish me luck cause I'm kinda hoping to be on one one day.
Why are orphans only able to have iPhone X's? Because it doesn't have a home button.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
The gay kid tried to shoot up the school, but his shots would not go straight.
Boy goes to Confession.
Boy: "What are you doing, father?"
Priest: "It's called masturbation and soon you will be doing it."
Boy: "Why do you say that, father?"
Priest: "'Cause my hand is getting tired."
Why do heterosexual men and heterosexual women believe that bisexual men don't exist because male bisexuality doesn't exist? Because it doesn't cycle 🚲.
I was watching my daughter play at the park. A woman came up to me and asked which one was mine. I said I was still choosing.
What do you call an apartment full of Black people?
A crackhouse.
Why did the orphan commit crimes? To know what it's like to be wanted.
It did not rain very often when Chuck Norris was a kid.
Why?
Because his favorite childhood song was "Rain Rain Go Away."
What's the difference between a joke and the Twin Towers? People don't laugh at my jokes.
Like this if one of your family members is emo!
If an orphan tells you there's 365 days in a year, tell them for you it's only 363 days because you skip Father's Day and Mother's Day.
Man to woman: "Would you sleep with me for one million dollars?"
Woman: "Sure."
Man: "How about for ten dollars?"
Woman: "What do you think I am?"
Man: "We’ve already established what you are. All we’re doing is negotiating price."
When is it acceptable to hit a dwarf?
When he dances with your wife and says her hair smells nice...
What's the best thing about abortion jokes? They never get old.