Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Midget

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If a midget with down syndrome shows up late for work, is it okay to say she's a little tardy?

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  • Friend

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    Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...

    Morbid humor

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    What's the difference between dark humor and morbid humor? Dark humor would be saying, "ten babies in one trashcan." Morbid humor would be saying, "one baby in ten trashcans."

    Princess Diana

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    What do Princess Diana and a landmine have in common? Both are easy to lay. Both costly and time-consuming to get rid of.

    What did Saint Peter say to Diana when she got to the pearly gates? "Wipe that Merc off your face."

    Grandpa

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    Grandpa: "Sonny, let me tell you something. There's only one damn thing in this whole world worse than Alzheimer's."

    Boy: "What's that?"

    Grandpa: "What's what?"

    MVP

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    MVP means: “Most Valuable Player.”

    In Chuck Norris' case: “Most Vaginas Penetrated”.

    Teacher

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    Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up. Class: *no one stands up* Teacher: Oh c'mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *waves her finger around the left side of the room* Little Johnny: *stands up* Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you're dumb? Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you're standing alone.

    Victim

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    Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?

    Yeah, neither have they.

    School shooting

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    I was at a funeral for some kids in a school shooting. I don’t understand why everyone was so sad, so I asked a lady, "what’s so sad?" and she said, "What do you think was running through these kid’s head before they died?" I replied, "probably a bullet." She gasped and said, "do you have any idea how insensitive that is? What do you think is running through their parent’s heads?" I said "probably all the money they're losing from this funeral."