Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a blind German? A Nazi (Not-see)!
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
Jeff asks, "Did you hear about the guy they call the flash?"
Bob responds, "No, I haven't. Do they call him that because he runs fast?"
Jeff replies, "Nah, they call him that because he doesn't wear pants."
I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."
Why was 6 scared of 7?
Because 7 8 9.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
Woah, nice cock.
Roses are red, potato chips are savory...
The United States prison system is legalized slavery.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?
He wanted to clean out the blanket.
What does a Mexican Highlander say?
"There can be only Juan!"
My doctor is a very attractive woman; gorgeous face, nice boobs, smoking hot body. She said to me, “You are in your 50’s now, you have GOT to stop masturbating.” I asked why. She replied, “Because I’m trying to examine you, ya’ pervert!!!”
What first went through Sally's mind when the Nazis came? - A bullet.
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but a crowbar could do it so much quicker.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I have no balls, neither will you. 🔪🔪
Guys, don’t put the Holocaust books in the fiction section, it was the worst mistake of my life!
What's a suicidal person's favorite game?
Hangman.
I asked my girlfriend if we could try my rape fantasy last night. She said no. It was the best night of my life.