Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What do K-mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have boys' pants half off.

Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"

The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."

Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."

My friend once said my opinion didn't matter. I said, "Why did you call me a female?"

My boyfriend told me to stop acting like a flamingo. So I had to put my foot down.

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  • Making fun of someone you're angry with is childish. Be an adult and hit them with your car <3

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  • Why did Mexicans go to Area 51?

    To show them what a real illegal alien looks like.

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  • An Irishman, Englishman, and Scotsman go into a pub and each order a pint of Guinness.

    Just as the bartender hands them over, three flies buzz down and one lands in each of the pints.

    The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his pint away, and demands another pint.

    The Scotsman picks out the fly, shrugs, and takes a long swallow.

    The Irishman reaches into the glass, pinches the fly between his fingers, and shakes him while yelling, "Spit it out, ya bastard! Spit it out!"

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  • If you wanna really know how to get under my skin, give me a razor and maybe we'll talk ;)