Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it they have to climb the two tallest buildings in New York.
Chuck Norris built the hospital he was born in.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
Where are the best shooting ranges in America?
Used to be in schools, but now in subways.
I love the way the Earth rotates.
It really makes my day!
What is the biggest joke ever? Trump.
A husband and a wife have four children. The oldest three are tall with blonde hair. The youngest is short with brown hair. The husband was on his deathbed and said, "Honey, can you be completely honest with me? Is our youngest son mine?" The wife says, "I swear to all that is holy, he is your son." Then the husband died and the wife muttered, "Thank god he didn't ask about the other three."
I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Any last requests?" "Yes," replied the murderer, "Will you please hold my hand?"
What is the difference between an iPhone and an orphan?
An iPhone has a button to go home.
Knock knock. Who's there? Cows go. Cows go who? No silly, cows go moo!
If you give a dwarf 5-Hour Energy, will it become 10-hour Energy?
Think everyone who wrote these jokes are dead yet?
What is a pedophile's favorite job?
The mall santa.
Violence is never the answer:
It's the solution.
What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."
Why did Michael Jackson go to Walmart? Because he heard boys' pants were half off!