Worst Jokes Ever
What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?
That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr
Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? - In case he got a hole in one.
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone. I had no idea why though...
Then IT hit me.
Why was the cow afraid?
He was a cow herd.
No one cares if you bully an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Kid asks, "What is dark humor?" Me *points*, "See that guy across the street..." Kid: "I can't... I'm blind." Me: "Exactly."
What did Trump say to Epstein? "I like my tea like I like my teens: warm, sweet, and freshly made."
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
What were the twin towers plains?
God's playing Jenga.
A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.
What's an orphan's high school nickname? "Lone Stone."
What's the hardest thing about being a pedophile?
Just trying to fit in.
How do terrorists feed their children?
"Here comes the aeroplane!"
"And here comes the second one!"
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Yo mum." "Yo mum who?" "Yo mum is watching you wank right now."
Cannibal (n.) Someone who is fed up with people.
Little Johnny was playing with dick when his teacher walked in the room. She asked him what he was doing, he said Im doing my homework. The teacher saw how big his cock was and asked him to have sex with her. He willingly did so. Little johnny was already 25 so it didn't matter. The only thing was that he was homeschooled.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.