Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between a hooker and Jesus?

Their face when you nail them!

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  • Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?

    They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.

    Question: What happened to the depressed kid who tried to high five a tree?

    Answer: He was left hanging.

    Do you wanna know how I recently seduced an obese woman? Actually, it was a piece of cake.

    I'm just here to say that I don't approve of political jokes.

    I've seen too many of them get elected.

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  • This one kid I knew had Down syndrome, and he turned a mirror upside down trying to get rid of it.

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  • One day a father and a daughter were at a park. The daughter accidentally kills a butterfly. The father says, "Just because you killed the butterfly, you don't get butter for a week."

    They were there the next day, and the daughter kills a cockroach. The father laughs and says, "Nice try."

    What's the difference between a baby and garlic bread? I feel bad when I drop garlic bread.

    If a person shoots a person about to commit suicide, is it making it less painful, or is it murder?

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  • Why do feminists believe that they can act like a bitch towards men if they want to? Because they were born without a penis.

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  • A missionary was caught by cannibals. He was tied up and thrown into a big pot. The cannibals were chopping up vegetables and throwing them into the pot with the missionary. When they lit the fire under the pot, the missionary said, "You can't stew me. I'm a friar."