Worst Jokes Ever
"When is the best time to commit suicide?"
Ate a Glock in the morning.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in Michael Jackson's bed.
I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.
I told my suicidal friends to stop posting suicidal memes. They said they will stop soon.
I'm funny but sad, I submit jokes you'll love. Look for my name in jokes you've read. Anyway.
What did the man with no hands get for his birthday? Gloves. Just kidding, he didn't have the chance to open the gifts.
The other day my friend messaged me saying, "bro I have two pieces of bad news for you." I told him to combine them. He replied with, "your girlfriend is cheating on both of us."
Why did Paul Walker cross the road?
He wasn't wearing a seatbelt.
Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?
Two wongs don't make a white.
What's the difference between a smart blonde and a dinosaur?
The dinosaur once existed.
brb makin' tic tac toe boards on myself.
Why did the orange go blind? Because he was low on vitamin C.
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What's a rapist's fav position?
Missionary in a dark corner.
What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."
Are you a pirate? Because I have a lot of seamen waiting for you 😉
Q: What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
A: Neither of them get to see their parents.
Your mama so ugly that even Rick Astley had to give her up.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
When the school shooter is about to leave the room, then the autistic kid says, "Goodbye!"