Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Wine

  • I rode to the bottle shop on my bike yesterday. I bought a whole bottle of wine and put it in the basket on the front of my bike.

    Then I thought, if I fell off my bike on the way back home, it would smash and shatter. So I drank all the wine and threw away the bottle.

    It was a good idea, because I fell off my bike about four times on the way back.

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  • Boob

  • What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

    "If we don’t get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

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  • Dad

  • I never wanted to believe that my dad was stealing from his job as a road worker.

    But when I got home, all the signs were there.

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  • Lottery

  • I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

    I now have $999,999.75.

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  • Hamster

  • What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

    Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

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  • Chuck Norris

  • Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.

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  • Room

  • My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.

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