Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Comeback

  • Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

    Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

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  • Student

  • A computer science student is studying under a tree, and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"

    The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, 'You can have anything you want.'"

    The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."

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  • Milkman

  • A pregnant wife and her husband were in a hospital as she was in labor. The doctor suggested using a machine that transfers the birth pains from the mother to the father. They agree, so the machine is used. 40%, the husband feels nothing, 70% still not feeling anything, 100%, nothing.

    The doctor says it must be broken. When the pair return home, the milkman is dead in the front yard.

    Wife

  • My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's joking.

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  • Blonde joke

  • A blind man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says, "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" The blind guy responds with, "No, I don't wanna tell it that many times."

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