Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

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  • Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.

    Haha, I fucked you over!

    Knock knock.

    Who’s there?

    Draggin’.

    Draggin’ who?

    Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.

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  • What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?

    One of them is really loud when you iron it.

    Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

    Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

    I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

    Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.

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  • Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

    Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

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  • Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?

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