Worst Jokes Ever
*WARNING* THIS WILL NEVER GET OUT OF YOUR HEAD - READ IF YOU DARE.....
What came first? The chicken or the egg?
Which came first? The color orange or the fruit?
Who taught the first ever teacher?
If you expect the unexpected, doesn't that make the unexpected expected?
If you describe something as 'indescribable', then haven't you already described it?
In the word 'scent', is the silent letter the 's' or the 'ce'?
Why do your lips touch when they say the word 'separate', but don't touch when you say the word 'together'?
How many photos do you think you could be in the background of?
The guy who discovered cow milk, what was he doing with that cow?
Do regular dogs see police dogs and think, "Oh no, it's a cop"?
Is it possible to cry underwater?
If two left handers have an argument, who is right?
I warned you!! You just didn't listen.... :O
Why couldn’t 3 ask 4 on a date?
Because he was 2 squared.
What do you call an emo committing suicide while filming it?
America's Funniest Home Videos.
What’s an abbreviation for school in America?
Shooting range.
Jokes just as dead as the victims.
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
What’s the only long-lasting thing from China?
Covid.
Q. What movie represents an orphan's life?
A. Spiderman: No Way Home.
Why are washers better than babies?
Washers don't cry when you put a load in them.
I once got in trouble in the library for putting the women's right book in the fantasy section.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.
My autistic son hates taking baths or showers.
I don’t blame him, I don’t like soggy vegetables either.
When is a car not a car? When it turns into a driveway. 🥁
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common: they should both be changed regularly... and for the same reason.
Trump and Biden didn’t get the memo.
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't wanna say this, but I have the flu.
They found water on Mars. Mars:1 Africa:0
What do you get when you put a suicide bomber in a wheel chair? An RC-XD.
What is the difference between an apple and an orphan? Orphans don't get picked.
😳 😳 😳 what can a physically handicapped ♿ 👬 👨 👨 gay man can do better than a physically handicapped ♿ bisexual man 👨 👩 👨 🤔 when his 👄 mouth is wide open 😍 when his head is sticking out under the stall inside the men's 🚹 restroom 🚻 at a rest 😴 area 😴 suck the chrome of a tall pipe 👄
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Teacher: If you keep talking over me, I'll call your parents!
Orphan: You will?