Worst Jokes Ever
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
Woman: "I want coffee, black."
Cop: *takes out gun* "WHERE?!"
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What do you call an all-you-can-eat buffet for a pedophile? A school bus.
What do women have on an empty stomach? A miscarriage.
For Sale: Parachute. Used once, never opened, small stain.
Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?
Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.
Your momma is so old she has been a waitress at the last supper.
Hi person reading this.
A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"
There is a thin line between death and life!
You won't live to see it.....
The Cardiogram will!!
Me: Stepping on a scale to weigh myself.
Everyone else in the minefield...
What are a group of depressed people called?
A suicide squad.
Being sad is my only happiness.
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
Seriously, who wants fucking Annoying Orange as president?
Hey guys, wish me luck on my game Al-Nassr vs. Raed Al-Raed. I have 604 million followers on Instagram, but we are not gonna be able to beat that. Can we get to 69 followers, please and thankyou?
Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.
What do you call the penises of gay men that are in wheelchairs?
Meals on wheels 😋😍🌭🌭🌭🌭🌭