Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The reason why Trailer Park Boys is set in Nova Scotia and not Alabama is because if it was set in Alabama, then they would have to record every instance of incest. And the show's writers would need to know how to cram all of it in one season.

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  • What's the difference between life and a rape joke?

    Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.

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  • When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.

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  • A boy and a girl are showering together. The girl looks down and says to the boy, "Hey, can I touch it?" The boy replies, "Oh hell nah. You already ripped yours off."

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  • My friend was in a crash, so when he got put in a wheelchair, people bullied him, so I told him to stand up for himself.

    How did the Germans conquer Poland so fast? They marched in backwards and the Polish people thought they were leaving.

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  • 1. What's the difference between Dark humor and Morbid humor? Dark humor is 10 babies in 1 trash can and Morbid humor is 1 baby in 10 trash cans.

    2. What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

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  • Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.

    Dirty bitch!

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  • What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?

    You reload and keep shooting.