Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Libertarian

  • 👱‍♀️ 👱‍♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?

    A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.

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  • People

  • "I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."

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  • Difference

  • What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.

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  • Heart Monitor

  • When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.

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