Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Suicide

  • Technically, suicide is murder, and murder is illegal, so if I kill myself, my body should go to jail.

    Gay

  • How many gays does it take to put in a light bulb?

    Only one... but it takes the entire Emergency Room to get it out.

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  • Orphanage

  • A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

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  • Watermelon

  • My girlfriend said onions were the only foods that make you cry.

    Until I threw a watermelon in her face.

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  • Woman

  • My mom thinks I need to stop objectifying women. I think she is overreacting.

    She asked why I broke up with the last girl, and I said,

    "It didn't work out."

    She told me to be more specific, so I said,

    "I just told you, she didn't exercise."

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  • Drunk people

  • An Indian guy and an American guy in a wheelchair met in a bar for drinks.

    The American guy got drunk and fell on the sidewalk.

    The Indian guy got drunk and walked away.

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  • Chicken

  • Why did the chicken cross the road?

    He was just feeling like he needed a break, you know? Life is hard when you're a rooster looking after your hen and chicks. He just wanted a sense of normality, walking out of the farm. He felt light-headed, staring into the distance. Then, at this very moment, he realised it was his darkest hour.

    Join us for more of the story, after the break!

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