Worst Jokes Ever
What do rats like on their birthday? Mice cream and cake.
Why are dolphins so smart?
Because within three hours they can train a human to stand at the edge of the pool and feed them fish!
Women.
Your hair is so far back, you left it at your last address.
My mom came to me and shouted, "Nobody is giving me a fuck." So I went forward and fucked her!
What did the trans woman say after finally telling her parents about her surgeries?
“It felt really good to get that off my chest.”
Why was 10 traumatized?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
What's a Mexican's least favorite lesson in art? Drawing border lines.
Kid: "I fucked your mom."
Orphan: "What's a mom?"
What do you call a Muslim who owns 6 goats? -- A pimp.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I see, you guys jokers are SANS-ational!
We all hear cause we cut ourselves, right? I mean, JK.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at school? Put another one in and continue!
One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.
I was driving with my parent and shouted, "It's a superhero!" But I didn't know it was an emo kid.
How does a turkey drive a car? He wings it.
*School shooting happens*
Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk*
American student: "First time?"
If a man says you’re ugly, he likes you.
If a woman says you’re ugly, she’s just jealous.
If a child says you’re ugly, well, you’re ugly.