Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."

Girl: "How do you feel about abortion?"

Dad: "Ask your sister."

Girl: "I don't have a..."

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    • Mom tells her son to go to the other kid, to walk to the kid just standing still, to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car.

    But her son was blind, the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk, and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap, and the kid died because he couldn't hear; he was deaf.

    Pick up lines.

    "One fish, two fish, three fish, I’m breaking up with you, b*tch!"

    "Hey there little mister, I’m dating your sister."

    Hey God, what are you making?

    Just a wooden stick that lights on fire.

    Sounds like a match made in heaven.

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    • A limbless criminal has just been identified. Police say the suspect is armed and on the run.

    Joker gives Batman a phone.

    Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

    Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

    Today was the worst day ever! My brother got run over, and I lost my driver's license!

    So, a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "Alright, so a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "I’ll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta joke." So the guy says, "So a guy walks into a bar and asks for a drink." The bartender says, "Okay, here you go." So he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink, so he gives the guy a drink.