Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Law

  • The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.

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  • Priest

  • A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

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  • Baby

  • What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

    A baby with burst armbands.

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  • Roast

  • 1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.

    2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.

    3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.

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