Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is more bent than James Charles' gender.
Me: I look up to you.
Friend: Wow, thanks!
Me: But in general cuz your so tall.
Ancestry.com is spelled with an “I” in Alabama.
Are your hands feeling heavy? Because I can hold them for you.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
*School shooting happens* Foreign exchange student: *Sobbing under desk* American student: "First time?"
My brother is ugly. One time he stuck his head out the window. The police arrested for mooning.
Kid: "I wish I could be like Batman!" Genie: "Wish granted!" When the kid gets home, both of his parents are dead.
"Doctors are just the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas doctors rob you and kill you too."
Why did the drum take a nap? It was beat.
What's the difference between a man and a table?
The table doesn't cry when I break its legs.
Why does a heterosexual man swallow the sperm of another man after he has given him a brojob?
Because of the cream filling inside, just like the individually wrapped cakes of Hostess Twinkies.
What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
I only got one question wrong on my biology test yesterday.
The question was, "What is most commonly found in a cell?"
Apparently, "Black People" wasn't the right answer.
What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon?
One screams when you put it in a blender, and the other one is a cooperative little fruit.
What did they give Elmo before he left the factory? Two test-tickles.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi? -- People in Dubai don't like the Flintstones but people in Abu Dhabi doooo.
What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?
It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.