Worst Jokes Ever
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
What's the cheapest kind of meat you can buy? Deer balls. They're under a buck.
What does a cannibal call people in water?
Sea food.
What do sex and food have in common?
My sister makes it better than my cousin.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: They have nobody to call daddy.
You know the difference between me and a zebra? Me neither.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
Yo mama so ugly, Itachi couldn't look at her to put her in a genjutsu.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
Why are Americans so good at solving Rubik’s cubes?
Because they have a history of separating colors.
Turn the comments into a kindergarten fight.
Chuck Norris has a bear rug in his living room. It's not dead or anything, it's just too scared to move.
Kenny is living with his girlfriend now.
He just moved back in with his mom.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in front of a door? Matt.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? Bob.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves? Russel.
Rape is a touchy subject.
What does an apple and suicidal person have in common?
They're both hanging from a tree.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.