Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Run

  • I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.

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  • Stephen Hawking

  • The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.

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  • Maria

  • Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

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  • Pirate

  • Why do Pirates say "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!"?

    First time out at sea, they prepare for battle and say to their commander:

    "The canons be ready, Captain!"

    "Are," says the Captain (correcting their grammar).

    "Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!" they all exclaimed!

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  • Feminist

  • What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

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