Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

One day I came to my mom and said, "MOM!!! I can make a butterfly!"

Mom: "No you can't..."

Me: *throws butter out the window* Me: "Look I made a butterfly!"

lol this isn't funny but I hope you liked it.

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  • I was playing chess with my friend and he said, "Let’s make this interesting."

    So we stopped playing chess.

    This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."

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  • People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

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  • Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.

    When you accidentally turn in your suicide note instead of your essay to the teacher, but she still gives you an A.

    What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.

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  • If you have anger problems, hit an orphan, because who are they going to tell? Not their parents.