Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did the skeleton say while riding his Harley Davidson motorcycle?

I’m bone to be wild!

How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? Obviously not 8, because it's still dark in my basement.

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  • Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.

    What do you call a cow that is really sad? Utterly Depressed. HEHEHEHE

    What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

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  • I once called a depressed guy [to ask] why he loves ropes so much, and he left HUNGing on the phone. (I'm not English, so I could've talked bad.)

    I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.

    How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?

    When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.