Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

People

  • Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.

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  • 9/11

  • Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.

  • 1
  • Depression

  • Can some hot depressed suicidal guy give me his number so we can cry about being depressed and wanting to die?

  • 4
  • Priest

  • What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.

  • 1
  • Cake

  • What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

    Fat, you get fat.

    What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

  • 3
  • Whistle

  • I bought a wooden whistle. But it wouldn't whistle, so I bought a steel whistle. But it still wouldn't whistle. So I bought a lead whistle, but it still wouldn't lead me to whistle.

  • 31
  • Brojob

  • How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob?

    The gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole.

  • 0
  • Orphan

  • Teacher: "If you don't understand, ask your parents at home."

    Orphan: "I don't have neither of those :c"

  • 3
  • Orphan

  • An orphan goes to a doctor.

    Doctor: "Sorry, I can't help you."

    Orphan: "But why?"

    Doctor: "I'm a family doctor."

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