Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 10 scared of 9?
Because 9 8 7.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
I know this place may be cruel, but hang in there!
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
If at first it doesn't succeed, try, try again.
What do you call a black abortion clinic?
Crime Stoppers.
Sonic says: "If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
What animal gets easily offended? The chicken; they always get roasted.
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death, you may end up regretting it. You can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if I’m wrong.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Why did the carrot roll down the hill?
Because he couldn't stop his wheelchair.
What does a kid and wine have in common?
Shit, I forgot, but they're both locked in my cellar right now.
Remember kids if ur ever mad beat up an orphan what are they gonna do call their mom??
"Boom, quick; you have five seconds to give me three reasons to live." "1......2......3 .....4....5..." Did you notice you said nothing at all?
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
What can you tell a dog, but not your girlfriend? Come.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
Your mama's so fat, scientists found a new planet called Heranus.
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.