Worst Jokes Ever
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.
Sleep, but make it forever.
Why are there so many scars and cuts on your arm?
Because it's a battlefield.
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
What do you call a group of redneck superheroes?
The Inbredibles.
Murder is the same as suicide, except the other person is doing it for you.
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Why does an orphan love to go to church?
Because they have someone to call father.
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.
What's the difference between a boring teacher and a boring book?
You can shut the book up.
Why is bacon called bacon and cookies called cookies if you cook bacon and bake cookies?
What does a lesbian and a sea turtle have in common?
They both choke on plastic.
A cemetery should be built next to orphanages, so the orphans can see their parents.
It's funny how you feel so alone with depression, and yet once you tell people on some random website, so many people relate. Unfortunately, it doesn't stop the loneliness.
Why did Adele cross the road?
To say hello on the other side.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
Because he didn't have the guts to do it.
I had a very long dream that I was eating the most juiciest, tastiest meal I'd ever eaten in my life. Then when I woke up, my wife was gone.
What is the most difficult day in the ghetto?
Father's Day.