Worst Jokes Ever
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation? A period. Why? Because it marks the end of a sentence.
When the orphan got a job as a priest, what was his name?
Father Les.
I will pay someone to kill me.
Just all us depressed people joking about our depressed lives, we should hang out sometime.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
It didn't, I hit it with my car 3 blocks down.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
Me: I got kicked out of the library the other day.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because I put the women rights book in the fiction section.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
Why can't an orphan go to a field trip?
Parent's signature: ___________
Do you want to know why they call it an orphanage? Because they couldn't call it orphans home.
Girl, are you a rope? Because I want to hang with you.
My principal called my mom at school and said, "You should teach your son well." After coming back home, at first she taught me sex!
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
I was in an argument with a "friend" at school. He said, "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me."
...so I threw a dictionary at him.
what is the fastest country? iran.
1 and 2 fell in love. The 2 said, "You're the only 1 for me!"