Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Kid

  • How many kids does it take to change a light bulb? Well, it's not 53, 'cause my basement's still dark.

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  • Day

  • Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".

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  • Bone

  • Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!

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  • Atom

  • Two atoms are walking down the street, and they run into each other. One says to the other, "Are you all right?" "No, I lost an electron!" "Are you sure?" "Yeah, I’m positive!"

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  • Doctor

  • You're so short, when you were born, the doctor couldn't tell if you were a boy, a girl, or a Jimmy Dean pork sausage.

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  • Ass

  • There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"

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  • Marriage

  • Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

    Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

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