Worst Jokes Ever
I was gobsmacked when I encountered the Jacko special at a Bunnings sausage sizzle. A 40-year-old sausage on 7-year-old white bread.
What is the difference between Stephen Hawking and a walkie-talkie? He doesn't walkie or talkie.
Joe mama so fat, hello kitty said goodbye.
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
What does Michael Jackson do with his meat? "Just beat it". His song btw lol.
Why do you call a fat midget?
Jiggly Puff.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
Doctor: Madam, your husband needs rest and peace, so here are some sleeping pills.
Wife: Doctor, when should I give them to him?
Doctor: They are for you!
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
What do you call a crowd of horny white women?
A field of cotton waiting to be picked.
Friends are like penguins.
If you stab a penguin, they die.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Everyone's always saying they're so worried about America's big button, the one that controls all the nuclear power. I'm not worried about that... I'm worried about the idiot on the end of it.
Where does Spider-Man keep his pictures?
On a website.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
A man lost his toe when he dropped a knife on it.
Doctor: "I have good news and bad news."
Guy: "What's the bad news?"
Doc: "They replaced your toe with a piece of candy."
Guy: "Good news?"
Doc: "You now have tic tac toe."
You're so scary that even your hairline ran away.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀