Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Murder

  • After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.

    But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!

  • 10
  • Chicken

  • This is the real reason why the chicken crossed the road.

    Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

    A: To visit his grandmother at KFC.

  • 2
  • Incest

  • A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."

  • 3
  • Priest

  • A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."

  • 1
  • Cinderella

  • Why did Cinderella get kicked out of Disneyland?

    Because she sat on Pinocchio's face and said, "Lie, bastard, lie!"

  • 4
  • Masturbation

  • I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"

  • 4