Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans prefer iPhones under the iPhone X? Because they have a home button.
What makes emos jump?
Bridges.
Why did the toilet roll roll down the hill? To get to the bottom!
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
How do you know a hippie is on her period?
Her socks are missing.
How do you know she's off?
Her socks are tye-dye.
One day a teacher stands up in front of her class and asks if anyone in the class is an idiot, and says that if there is one, then he/she should stand up.
After a minute, a boy stands up.
The teacher then asks the boy if he actually thinks he's an idiot.
The boy says, "No, I just didn't want to see you standing there all by yourself."
What’s the difference between a child and a suicider?
One stays quiet forever...
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's a similarity between your best friend and a tree?
They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.
How do you get an emo out of a tree? You cut the rope.
There's no smoke or fire without a Muslim.
what's the difference between morbid humor & dark humor?
dark humor fits 10 people in 1 container.
morbid humor fits 1 person on ten containers.
Little Jonny walks in on his parents having sex. He asks what they're doing and the father says: "Well...we're making you a brother." So little Jonny runs off to let his parents finish, happy that he's going to have a brother soon.
The next day when little Jonny's father comes home, Jonny is crying out on the driveway. The father sits down next to Jonny and asks what's wrong. Jonny cries: "I won't have a baby brother!" His father is confused. "What do you mean?" he asks. "Because the mailman came by today and ate him!"
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
Why don’t you act like your hairline and kindly take several steps back?
What is Stephen Hawking best at in basketball?
dribbling.
Why are white teenagers the best for the army? They are good at shooting things up.
What show do orphans hate?
Family Guy.
Why does the sky think it's so powerful?
Because it's always looking down on us.
A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, “Hey mister, it’s getting really dark and I’m scared.” The man replies, “How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone.”