Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the bald man paint rabbits on his head?
Because from a distance, they looked like hare.
how do you fit 4 gay guys on a stool?
you flip it over.
When Covid spreads through food, but you realized you live in Africa.
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
What's an emo's least favorite show?
Dr. Phil.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
Sans: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Papyrus: Because they looked like me?
Sans: ... Sure.
How are giants and strippers alike?
They both grind men's bones to make their bread.
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
How do you make a pink Smurf?
You peel the skin off.
A pedophile and a little boy are walking into the woods late at night. The little boy says, "I'm scared." The pedophile says, "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone!"
What's the number one pick up line at a gay bar?
"May I push your stool in?"
I know a good airplane joke, but it would probably go over your heads.
The twin towers: No, it won't.
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
Kid: "What's dark humor?"
Mom: "You see that man over there without arms? Tell him to clap."
Kid: "I am blind, Mom."
Mom: "Exactly."
What is the worst thing you can find out about a woman on a first date?
She claims to have been raped. Then, you know to get as far away from her as possible because she's probably a feminazi bitch.
"Just say no to drugs!"
Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Emo jokes are not funny, so cut it out.
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.