Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Cat

  • If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.

    On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*

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  • Technology

  • My grandfather says I’m too reliant on technology.

    I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

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  • 9/11 victim

  • Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

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  • Son

  • I tried to explain to my 4 year old son that it's perfectly normal to accidentally poop your pants. But he's still making fun of me.

    Family

  • I just wanted to say to never let go of family; they are everything. Never let anyone walk all over you. And if you are with me, like this quote.

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  • Uranus

  • Sir William Herschel discovered Uranus in 1781, 200 years before you were born. How did he do that?

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