Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
What is the difference between a preschool and my basement?
Little kids leave preschool.
30 people died in a car wreck before they got to Heaven. God asked for one wish because they died in a tragic way. The first lady, she was obsessed with her looks, so she asked to be beautiful and God granted her wish. The next person didn't know what to wish for, so they wished for the same thing. The guy in the very back was laughing, having a grand old time. Then God got to the person before the last. He said the same, he wished to be beautiful. When God got to the last person, he said, "I want them all to be ugly again."
What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.
I finally stopped drinking for good.
Now I purely drink for evil.
My mom is the jelly, and my dad is the peanut butter. And I am the bread, the only thing keeping them together.
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill's candy.
But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill's real name is Randy.
Q: Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A: Because it was too tired!! 😴😴😴
What did the priest say to the other in the orphanage?
"Let us prey together."
Why do orphans hate hide n seek?
'Cause they can't find their parents.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
Q: What's a pedophile's favorite thing about Halloween?
A: Free delivery.
What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
Enyaw’s fanny smells of dirty, moist, fishy, rotten egg, dead Elizabeth, pig dick, cow cum filth.
Dirty bitch!
All of these jokes are so dark, I'm surprised cops haven't shot them.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"
The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"
The school shooter: "I don't know."
The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."
What is the difference between an orphan and a criminal?
Criminals are wanted.