Worst Jokes Ever
What are the differences between a preschool and a pedophile's basement? Little kids leave preschool.
If you watch "Jaws" backward, it will be a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
A kid milks a cow and goes to school and tells his friends, "I milked a cow, and it took awhile for it to warm up." His brother came over and said, "We don't have cows, we have bulls."
What do you not want to do when it comes to giving an emo a job?
Showing them the ropes.
I know you don't like me, and that implies you need better taste.
I'm not an astronomer, but I'm pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.
I'd give you a nasty look, but it seems like you've already got one.
Your birth certificate should be rewritten as a letter of apology.
You haven't changed since the last time I saw you. You really should.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What is George Floyd’s best pick up line?
"You're breathtaking."
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Two priests are pulled over by the police. One priest asks the cop what the reason for pulling them over is. The cop says, "We are looking for two child molesters." The priest look at each other and tell the cop they'll do it.
What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs ;)
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
Why do people not play Uno with Mexicans? Because they are always stealing the green cards.
The depressed kid at school tried giving the tree a high five.
It left him hanging.
What's the difference between humans and bullets?
Humans miss John Lennon.
I refuse to believe my dad got fired as a road worker for theft. But when I came home, there were signs everywhere.
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."
A: Why are you so sad?
B: I was watching porn, and all of a sudden my wife opened the door.
A: Ok, I see, but is that really such a big deal?
B: I mean, she opened the door in the movie.