Worst Jokes Ever

I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦‍♂️

What do rocks and girls have in common?

The flat ones get skipped.

Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!

What does a Mexican Highlander say?

"There can be only Juan!"

Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? "HOT WHEELS"

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high, grabbed her thigh, and said, "You know you wanna." Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and then they had some fun, but silly Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a daughter.

Haha, I fucked you over!

Knock knock.

Who’s there?

Draggin’.

Draggin’ who?

Draggin’ these balls around yo’ face.

What's the difference between a sheet and a baby?

One of them is really loud when you iron it.

What do you call an under-the-weather seven?

A sick seven.

Advertisement: "What's in your wallet?"

Me: "The same amount of money as there is my will to live... ;_)"

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

What do you call a man off the ground?

Hanged.

What is Hitler's favorite book? "Hitler and the chamber of secrets."

Why are vaginas and the Mariana Trench similar? Lots of seamen go missing there.

Bully: I bet your dick is so small when you look down you can't see it.

Guy: I don't, I see your mom.

Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.

Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?