Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so poor she walked into an elevator and thought it was a mobile home.
They have a new line of socks for paraplegics.
They are so comfortable they can't even feel them.
Women's rights.
There are people who are beautiful, and then there are people whom I won't rape.
Why did the orphan become a stripper?
So she could have someone to call daddy.
What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?
Their ankles.
Died and came back a cowboy, I call that reintarnation.
I saw a sign that said “Watch for children” and I thought, “That sounds like a fair trade.”
If you ever get mad, just hit an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What type of meat do priests eat on Good Friday? Nun.
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as an energy drink, which you now know as Red Bull.
Spell "I cup." It's funny.
What is the only warm organ in a dead woman?
My dick!
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
Why did Logan Paul go to the suicide forest?
To see who's hanging around.
A man got in a bad car accident. He was at risk of losing his arm. The doctors had to perform complicated surgery on his arm. The man's wife visited after the surgery. The doctor came up to her and said:
"I have good news and bad news."
The wife said: "What's the good news?"
"We managed to save his arm."
"What's the bad news?"
"We couldn't save the rest of him."
Yo mama is so fat Thanos snapped twice.
Why did the family get mad at the boy for eating at the funeral?
While trying to season his food, he mistook his cremated grandfather for salt.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID.
Son (in a happy tone): I know.
Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad?
Son: Well, yesterday you told me to spread positivity.