Worst Jokes Ever
What kind of bee makes milk?
Boo Bees
Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
A guy goes onto a rooftop bar and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks, “What’s so magical about it?” The guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. The other tries, but falls off and dies.
The bartender shakes his head and says, “Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk, Superman.”
I saw identical twins. I threw a paper plane at them.
Home Covid Test.
1: Open a can of beer and try to smell it.
2: If you can smell the beer, drink it to see if you can taste it.
3: If you can taste it and smell it, this confirms you don't have Covid.
Last night, I did the test 15 times and all were negative. Tonight I am going to do the test again because this morning I woke up with a headache and feeling like I am coming down with something.
I am so nervous.
These murder jokes are just KILLING me!
God: “Steven, join us.”
Sees the staircase to Heaven.
Steven: “Ahh, fu-”
A blind man walked into a bar, a table, and a chair.
Who are the fastest readers? The victims of 9/11. They went through 87 stories in 10 seconds.
Why does the nucleus feel trapped?
Because it’s inside a cell!
My friend: You really need to stop the SH jokes.
Me: But they're not that long.
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
I bought my son a trampoline for his birthday, the ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.
I thought I saw Jojo Siwa... no wait, it's your hairline.
Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.
Lady: What did you do?
Man: I took a day off...
In the morning, I become a cereal killer.
What do you call a physically handicapped heterosexual man that is in a wheelchair and German?
A physically handicapped promiscuous heterosexual man that is German.
The twin towers are like my parents, only one came back.
What is the difference between a priest and a doctor?
The doctor doesn't like to give physicals.