Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

what's the difference between my hand and my blade? my hand isn't sharp.

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  • If you want to see my foes, bring a shovel and bring a map and a getaway car just in case we get caught.

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  • Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?

    There are Targets everywhere.

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  • The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work... He’s a suicide bomber.

    What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

    They both can crash down.

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  • I think my family is racist.

    I brought a black girl home, and my wife went crazy and told me to pack my bags, and my kids were upset.

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  • Location is in London by the way.

    One day a fatass came home and told his friend that he lost money.

    His friend: "Oh for once you lost some pounds!"

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  • Why are orphans good at being a criminal?

    Because they're not wanted.

    A rapist walks into a school and asks if they had 5 year olds in the school, and the teacher replies, "Are you that same person who took Jimmy?"

    The man replies, "Yes," and the teacher says, "Take Susie too; she's being a little bitch."

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  • What did the orphan get for Christmas?

    Lego figures from his friend, but they ran away too.

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  • You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?

    Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"

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