Worst Jokes Ever

I used to think that I had a Japanese friend, but it was just my imagi-asian.

What's the difference between Hitler and Logan Paul? At least Hitler had respect for the Japanese!

When the school shooter finally leaves your classroom, but then the autistic kid next to you's sketchers light up.

Why are there a lot of whites in hockey?

It’s the only other job that involves beating something black other than being a cop.

Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."

So, a kid walks in the house and says, "Mommy, Mommy, I found daddy!" And the mother says, "Stop digging around in the garden, and let your father rest in peace."

Wanna hear a joke about corn?

Never mind, it's too corny.

Whoever took my anti-depressant pills,

I hope you're fucking happy.

"You the bomb!" No, "you the bomb!" A compliment in America, an argument in Afghanistan.

The emo kid tried to high five the tree.

But the tree left him hanging.

I asked a black man on the street if a white person paints their face black, it’s considered racist, but if a black person paints their face white, will the cops treat them better?

Hey, did you know that 9/11 won a Grammy?

Yes, best comedy award.

Why did the emo kid not cross the road?

He was waiting for a car.

Why did Michael Jackson dangle a baby over a balcony?

He wanted to clean out the blanket.

What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?

A baby with burst armbands.

A friend asked me, "Where are you going?" I answered, "6 feet underground."

Roses are red.

My soul is black.

I am never getting my dad back.

I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.

So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!

Wives are like grenades. Pull the ring, and the house is gone.

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"

The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂