Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Boob

  • What does one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob?

    "If we don鈥檛 get some support people will think we are ball sacks..."

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  • Friend

  • My friend asked me how fast my humor was, and I said it jumps borders. Then he asked how dark my humor is, and I said it picks cotton.

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  • Show

  • What's Technoblade's favorite show and is the only one he can relate to?

    Peppa Pig: Peppa Dies!

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  • Tree

  • A depressed kid tried to give a tree a high-five, but the tree left him hanging.

    Computer

  • The oldest computer can be traced back to Adam and Eve. It was an apple, but with extremely limited memory. Just 1 byte. And then everything crashed.

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  • Brain Damage

  • Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone chucked a brick at her.

    Why did Sally throw a clock out the window? She had brain damage from the brick.

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  • Emo kid

  • An apple and an emo kid fall off a tree at the same time. Who hits the ground first?

    The apple, because the emo kid got caught by the rope.

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  • Inbreeding

  • Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.

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  • Pedophile

  • What鈥檚 the difference between a doctor and a pedophile?

    The doctor doesn鈥檛 enjoy giving physicals.

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  • Orphan

  • Why was the orphan so successful? Because once someone told him "go big or go home," and he only had one option.