Worst Jokes Ever
I feel sad for orphans. They can't watch Star Wars because it's parental guidance.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
There are too many suicidal people in this world. I’m going to make sure there is at least one less.
A man walks to the window and opens it and pulls out his phone and takes a photo. "One more picture and I'll jump." He takes another photo and shuts the window. "I can't jump, you're not supposed to throw trash out the window."
How do you blindfold a woman?
Put a windshield in front of them.
Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Who goes to a comedian show and gets offended?
A feminist.
What do you do when you see a spaceman?
Park in it, man!
What did the egg say to the boiling water?
It might take a while for me to get hard because I just got laid last night.
what is the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
How does an Alabama mother know when her daughter is on her period?
She can taste the blood off her son’s cock!
What cookies did the orphans never try?
Home made cookies!
Yeah, I'm made out of DNA.
✨ Depression and anxiety ✨
My grandpa said, "Your generation relies too much on technology." I said, "We will see about that," and I unplugged his life support.
What does Stephen Hawking have in common with a bull? They both charge.
How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
Don't be stupid, feminists can't change anything.
I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money.
Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?
Parents: "I'm taking your toys to the orphanage." Kid: "Why?" Parents: "So you don't get bored there."
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)