Worst Jokes Ever
I would tell jokes about Kobe, but they would just crash and burn.
What's the best thing about midgets??
They don't need to bend while giving blowjobs.
Dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
Why are Americans bad chess players?
They lost two towers.
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
I called the rape advice line last night. Turns out it's just for victims.
Me: Want to play 911?
My little brother: What's that?
Me: It's where I kick your legs and you fall.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting. "Mom! You and Dad need to stop!"
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why does the queen move more than a king on the chessboard?
Because it looks like a kitchen floor.
What does BLM stand for?
Bisexual Lives Matter.
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
Mr. Smith had four daughters. Each of his daughters had a brother. How many children does Mr. Smith have?
what did the woman do after meeting up with a rapist?
sue the dating site for matching her with him.
Husband: "I bet you can't say something that will make me both happy and sad at the same time."
Wife: "You have the biggest penis out of all your friends."
Little Johnny is watching his mum rubbing cold cream on her face, and he asks her, "Why are you rubbing that stuff on your face, mother?"
His mother replies, "To make myself beautiful, Johnny."
A few minutes later, she starts rubbing the cream off with a tissue. Johnny says to her, "What is the matter? Are you giving up?"
What do you call a stalker stalking himself? A narcissist.
Yo mama's so fat, when she fell I didn't laugh, but the sidewalk cracked up.
How do you get a black kid to stop jumping on your bed? Put velcro on the ceiling.