Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is like the universe, still waiting to be discovered.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.
Technoblade would love it here.
"I'm a little piss baby!" -Dream
To the guy who stole my depression medication,
I hope you're happy.
My grief counselor died just the other day.
He was so good though, I didn't care.
What's the difference between an in-law and an outlaw?
An outlaw is wanted.
I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.
Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.
Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.
Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!
Did you know cannibals ate KFC?
Kentucky Fried Children.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?
When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.
I made a website to adopt orphans. But there is no home page.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
Bully: "Nobody loves you."
Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?
They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.