Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?

Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.

What is gay - curious πŸ€” 😳

πŸ‘¬ πŸ‘¬ a gay man that is curious about experiencing sex with a πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© πŸ‘¨ bisexual man.

πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘¨ πŸ‘© 🚲 🚲 🚲 does it cycle now?

🚲 🚲 🚲

😒 πŸ˜” sorry for your luck 🍯 honey it sucks πŸ˜ͺ 😞 πŸ˜’ to be you.

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  • One day, little Johnny woke up to get a drink of water. He passed by his parents' bedroom and noticed sheets bouncing. He asked his dad what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." Little Johnny said, "Who is your partner?" Dad said, "Your mom." On his way up, he passed by his sister's room and noticed sheets bouncing around and asked what she’s doing. She said, "Playing cards with my boyfriend, Paul." The next day, Dad came to ask Johnny a question. The father noticed Johnny was still in bed and asked him what he was doing. He saw the sheet bouncing and asked Johnny what he was doing. He said, "Playing cards." His dad asked him who his partner was. Little Johnny said, "You don’t need a partner if you have a good hand."

    Why can't a steam locomotive sit down?

    Because it has a tender behind.

    Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?

    To keep all the vegetables fresh.

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  • How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?

    Apparently not enough to impress him.

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  • When Bubba's condom broke, he spent a lot of sleepless nights wondering if he was going to be an uncle or a dad.

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  • "Sanderson, fire a warning shot."

    "Uhh sir, this is an M32 rotary grenade launcher."

    "Ah potato-potato, just pull the trigger."

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  • What's worse than 1000 dead babies hanging off a tree?

    1 dead baby hanging off 1000 trees.

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