Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What did the panther say at the Poker Party? "I would be lion if I said I was a cheetah."

What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?

They both like lil' boys.

I, for one, wish Donald Trump was President again. It's been a while since we had a presidential assassination.

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    • My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.

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    • If you think about it, taking candy from a baby is good because candy is bad for babies.

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    • Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?

    To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.

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    • If the hairdresser is healthy, the cat is happy. *purr*.

    On the other hand, if the hairdresser is sick, the cat is happy too. *purrs on the bed*

    So Kenny finally found his one true love.

    But he can't be with her because it's illegal to marry your sister.

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    • Incest

    My mother didn't want me to love my sister. That made me angry. But then, one day I found this quote: "Keep your friends close and your enemies closer." Since that day, I fuck my sister hard and my MOM harder!

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    • There were three people on the third floor of a building. The first one took a bite of an apple, then said it was too hard, so he threw it out the window. The second person took a bite of a lemon. He said it was too sour, so he threw it out the window. The third guy was drunk. He took a bite of a grenade and thought it was too crunchy, so he threw it out the window.

    Then one of them went downstairs. He saw a dog laying on the ground dead. The apple had hit the dog in the head. Then there was a little girl crying with her cat in her lap. It had died because the lemon fell out the window and hit it in the head. Next, there was an old guy laughing. I asked him why he was laughing. He said, "I farted and the building behind me blew up."

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    • I saw this kid on the street wearing a rag. I said, "Are you an orphan?" He said, "What gave me away?" I said, "Your parents."

    There are five cows on a farm, one mamma cow and four baby calves. The first baby walks up to the mom and asks, "Momma, why is my name Rose?" The mommy cow replies, "Well honey, a rose petal fell on your head when you were born." The next calf comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Lily?" The mother replies, "Because honey, a lily petal fell on your head when you were born." The third baby comes up and asks, "Momma, why is my name Daisy?" The momma cow again replieds, "Well, when you were born a daisy petal fell on your head." The final baby walks over and says, "Huh Ruh Buh Duh!" The momma cow says, "Shut up, Cinderblock!"