Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How many feminists does it take to fix a lightbulb?

9: one to screw the lightbulb, one to film it, one to post about it on a women empowerment social media page, one to complain that the man didn’t screw the lightbulb, one to say that women deserve to screw more lightbulbs, one to try to get #womenlightbulbscrewers trending on Twitter, one to bring a man and show him the screwing, one to say that women are better than men at screwing lightbulbs, and one to make a speech about the lightbulb.

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms.

Knock, knock. Who's there?

Not Bob.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and touched Jill's thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jill said yes, took off her dress, and then they had some fun. But silly Jill forgot her pills, and now they have a son.

So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"

Emo

Why should you always give an emo a high five in the hallway? You can’t leave them hanging.

I only remember my father's last words before he died. He said, "Are you still holding the ladder?"

I was very lonely so I bought some shares. -- It's nice to have a bit of company.

I got sent to the principal's office for lighting the kid in the wheelchair on fire and calling him hot wheels.

My friend told me to "hang on" when I told him I wanted to kill myself.

Buddy, I’ll be hanging for sure, just you wait.