Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Cliff

  • Mum: If your friend jumped off a cliff, would you?

    Me: Oh yeah, no doubt my friend wouldn't even have to jump first.

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  • Guy

  • A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says, "Stop! I'm a magical tree. You can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks, then as he goes to swing the axe he says, "You may be a magical tree... But you will dialogue!"

  • 1
  • Line

  • There is a thin line between death and life!

    You won't live to see it.....

    The Cardiogram will!!

  • 0
  • Kid

  • A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?

    The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.

  • 1
  • Name

  • Jack and Jill went up a hill so Jack could eat her candy. But Jack got a shock and a mouth full of cock because Jill’s real name is Randy.

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