Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Priest

  • A priest was driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.

    The cop asked him if he had anything to drink. The priest said just water.

    The cop said, "Then why can I smell wine?"

    The priest said, "Good Lord, it happened again!"

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  • Taliban

  • Drop me in Afghanistan with a Dodge Challenger Super Stock, a Mexican named Jose, a 6 pack of Dr. Pepper, a golden SCAR, a pack of chimichangas, and an M4A1, and I'll have the Taliban saying the Pledge of Allegiance in 4 hours.

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  • Friend

  • So, my friend and I were talking this time. I asked them what they would do if they ever met Rengoku. They said that they would probably like shake his hand or something, but I said I would lick his forehead. Wtf?

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  • Dad

  • What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

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