Worst Jokes Ever
How do you cut the sea in half?
With a sea-saw.
What has 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
what do you call a bunch of retarded kids in a hot tub?
steamed vegetables.
My doctor prescribed a new drug to treat my depression.
It’s called Enditol.
What’s George Floyd’s favorite color? Neon black.
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
These jokes are weak like the structure of the towers.
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."
I was watching the local chief police in America, he said, "We will never forget 911." I thought, "I should hope not, it's your phone number."
Guy spills milk on me. I say, "It's okay, we all make mistakes sometimes, but apparently your mom made a big one."
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game?
Adopt Me.
Hey JFK, what would you do if you were in a fight?
JFK: Well, I'd give them a piece of my mind.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes.
The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked away with her cardboard box.
Broccoli says, "I look like a tree."
Walnut says, "I look like a brain."
Cashew says, "I look like a kidney."
Banana says, "Can we change the topic please?"
Why do they have air conditioning in hospitals?
To keep all the vegetables fresh.
Treat me like a joke, and I will leave you like it's funny.
What do you do when an epileptic has a seizure in a bathtub?
Throw them some laundry.
Will my suicidal thoughts leave me too if I get attached to them?
If you are ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?