Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).

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  • If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?

    I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder

    What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?

    "Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."