Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Cheetah

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Did you hear about the cheetah who robbed a bank? He ran away so fast he almost got away with it, but he was spotted.

Lie

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Mother, father, and a son. Father purchased a robot that can detect lies. The robot slaps when you lie.

During dinner time: Father: Son, what have you done today? Son: I watched Netflix, Dad. Robot: Stood up and slapped the son! Son: Okay! Okay! I watched porn, Dad. Dad: What? You watched porn? You are only 14! I never knew porn till I was 18 years of age. Robot: Stood up and slapped the Dad! Mother: started to laugh and said, "Sure he is your son!" Robot: Stood up and slapped the mother!

Spaghetti

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My sister argued with me that you can't make a car out of spaghetti. You should have seen her face when I drove pasta!

Dad

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My dad died the other day, but I was able to hear his last words: "Son, are you still holding the ladder?"