Worst Jokes Ever
If you see a woman get raped, don't bother helping. After all, they are independent and need no man.
Cheer on the rapist if you want.
It's statistically proven that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.
An American woman married a British man. On their honeymoon, the British husband said, "You look like a million pounds!" The wife divorced him.
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into the school fire and said, "Hot wheels."
What did Snow White say when she sat on Pinocchio? "Lie to me."
One day at school, Little Johnny and his friends were asked to do a sheet of paper which said, “Put a matching word from the word bank into the slot in the sentence that makes it make sense.” But when the teacher marked Little Johnny's papers, she asked why he put the word "bank" in every slot. And he says, “Well teacher, you said to put a word from the word bank and that's one word! So I had no choice but to put down that word!”
Why can't orphans go on school trips?
"Parents signature _________"
Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.
What do you call a deaf animal?
Anything, it can't hear you.
Q: What does a dead prostitute and a swimming pool have in common?
A: They're both cold when you first get in, but warm up after a few strokes.
What did Stevie Wonder's mom do to punish him as a child?
She rearranged all the furniture.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
When the school shooter finds you and you think you’re gonna die, but he remembers the time you gave him a pen.
Your hairline is so pushed back, it's looking like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
How do you think the unthinkable? With an iceberg.
The teacher asked the class what sound does a cow make? "Mooo," said Sally. "Good job," said the teacher. "What sound does a sheep make?" "Baa," said Jack. "Good, now what sound does a pig make?" Little Johnny raised his hand really high in the sky. The teacher called on him. He said, "The pig says, 'Get on the ground and put your hands on your head, you black motherfucker.'"
What's the difference between an asshole and a freezer?
The freezer doesn't fart when you pull the meat out.