Worst Jokes Ever
A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind
What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What do you call a blind German shepherd?
A Nazi.
Crucifixion was the first T-pose.
I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
What's the difference between a light bulb and a pregnant lady?
You can unscrew a light bulb.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common?
Their last big hit was the wall.
I told the emo girl to stop playing fruit ninja on her wrists.
JFK was one of the most open-minded presidents. It really blows my mind how great he was.
Satanism is such an ugly word. I prefer the term, "red skin appreciation."
What's the difference between a hippie chick and a hockey player? The hockey player showers after 3 periods.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)
Why does Santa have such a big sack? He only comes once a year.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
Why aren't koalas actual bears?
Because they don't meet the koalafications.
I ate a time machine once, it was very time-consuming. Especially when I went back four seconds.
My friend's mother thought a kid who had autism and Down syndrome called him a "double down."
Depression hits harder than my dad.