Worst Jokes Ever
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
What's the difference between me and a rope?
A rope will hang with you.
What do you call a gay man that is not physically handicapped that performs blowjobs on gay men that are physically handicapped?
Caregiver.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Where does the keyboard go to dinner? The space bar.
When you send her a dick pic, but then she sends you one right back...
What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."
Ex: baby i miss u.
Me: sorry i can't talk, i'm at a funeral.
Ex: who died?!
Me: my feelings 4 u, bitch.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
I downloaded Fruit Ninja so I can cut fruit instead of myself.
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
What does the Bartles and Jaymes wine cooler television ad have in common with ministers who are white Christian nationalists?
They both thank you for your financial support.
What's red and blue and runs up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away... That is... if you throw it hard enough.
What's the difference between property and women? At least property still retains some value after getting wrecked.
You wanna know why I love trains?
They end my suffering.
Do you know why I finger women with my left hand?
They don’t deserve rights!
What bird doesn’t need a comb?
Bald eagles.
Hippity Hoppity, women are property. (sans undertale)
Why do skeletons hate wind? Because it goes right through them!