Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Genie

  • A guy finds a genie.

    He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."

    "Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"

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  • Vampire

  • A vampire goes to the bakery.

    Vampire: "One bun, please."

    Baker: "But you're a vampire, don't you need blood?"

    Vampire: "Yes, there is an accident outside and I need something to dip."

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  • Dead Body

  • Today in math class we had to do an activity where we had to flip coins. The teacher said that we had to flip some coins, remove all of the heads, count them, and put the rest of the coins back in the cup and repeat until we had no coins left. I’m not sure what we were supposed to get out of that activity, but I got 15 dead bodies.

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  • Dad

  • Hey Siri, where is my dad?

    Your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

    HAH, jokes on you! My dad’s in the kitchen!

    Your mom’s husband is in the kitchen, your dad is in a strip club in Las Vegas.

    ...WhAT-

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  • Sperm Bank

  • An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.

    "Where are you heading today?" the man asks.

    "I'm going down to give blood."

    "How much do you get paid for giving blood?"

    "About $30."

    "Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."

    The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.

    "Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"

    "Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.

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