Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Picture

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I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."

People

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Even people who are good for nothing have the capacity to bring a smile to your face, for instance when you push them down the stairs.

Necrophilia

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Is it necrophilia if they die while you're having sex and you just don't realize?

That's what happened to my dog.

Green Card

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An ICE agent tells a Mexican that he can get his green card if he can use green, pink, and yellow correctly in a sentence. The Mexican thinks for a minute and says, "My phone goes green, green, and I pink it up and say yellow."