Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Why did the orphan commit mass murder?
To be on top of the wanted list.
Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.
Crispy, Juicy, Tender, I just put my new-born son in a blender.
Why are mountains so funny? -- Because they are hill areas.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Limbo.
(If you don't understand the joke, go look up what Limbo is.)
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:
Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?
What do bees brush their hair with?
A honeycomb.
Two silk worms got in a fight. It ended in a tie.
I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.
God's racist. He separated light from dark.
I hooked up with the groom at my uncle's wedding.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."
For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?
When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.