Worst Jokes Ever

When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was 'sleeping with the fishes.' At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.

What did one butt cheek say to the other? “Between you and me, it stinks in here!”

Necrophilia in Alabama is fun for the whole family, even grandma.

An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

We destroyed two boats, and they dropped the sun on us twice!

There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.

One day, I came home from school and said to my dad, "I got expelled from school today." He said, "How?" I said, "I threw my book at the teacher." He asked, "Why?" I told him, "We were doing an anti-bullying program, and my teacher said words can't hurt me, so I threw my dictionary at her."

Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?

Because Black people can’t swim.

Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.

Whenever my grandparents apologize, I say "forgive and forget". They are really obedient.

What do you call a musician 👩‍🎤 who drinks soda and sings 🎤 at the same time?

A popsinger.

I hate child murderers, they're always so high-pitched.

I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" The man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon."

Imagine getting a call and it says, "Welcome to David's orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may we help you?"

If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?

Double whammy.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.

What is Hitler's favorite animal?

A dolphin.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because then they would be called bagels! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Why can't two Chinese people have a white kid?

Two wongs don't make a white.

Bro's hair looks like Buzz Lightyear, going to infinity and beyond!