Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call lesbian sex during their period?
A blood transfusion.
So I ran into a woman the other day who says her vaginas is like a lottery ticket. She said it's because you have to be lucky to hit it... I thought it's because she was always scratching it.
What game hurts you the more stages you survive?
Cancer.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because when they spawned in a Minecraft world, all they got was plains.
What do you call a banana eating a banana?
Canabananalism.
What's the darkest point in the universe?
The inside of a KFC.
I was reading a book about an immortal dog yesterday...
It was impossible to put down.
Where can you find some of the world's largest vegetables? -- In an American nursing home.
Why do ballerinas wear tutus?
The one-ones are too small and the three-threes are too big.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
you.
Two skeleton brothers are talking.
1st bro: "Hey, get up! You and do some exercise! You are so heavy, you weigh a ton!"
2nd bro: "A skele-TON :)"
What is the difference between a Mexican maid and a Jewish maid?
One of them won’t clean the oven.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
Smash or pass?
"Smash," said the iceberg.
TItanic:...
If a special ed kid is late to class, is it okay to call me a little tardy?
It's no surprise Donald Trump moved to Florida. That's where the oranges are.
Why did Johnny not like the audiobook he got for his birthday?
Johnny was deaf.
Yo mama so poor, she can't even pay attention.