Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Penaldo

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I was playing football with my friends, and I got tackled and got a penalty. Suddenly, the ground started shaking, and Penaldo emerged from the mud. He took the penalty, but since it wasn't Andorra, he missed. Shame on you, Penaldo!

Wheelchair

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One day I was jogging through the park and I saw this lady sitting next to a pond in a wheelchair with no legs and arms and said "Why are you crying" she said she had never been hugged I gave her a hug and jogged away.The next day i saw her again and asked her the same question she said "I've never been kissed" I gave her a kiss and went, The third day i asked her thrice and she said I've never been fucked I picked her up from her wheelchair and throwed her in the pond and said your fucked now She didn't make it:)

Grave

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Doctor: I've got good news and bad news.

Patient: What's the good news?

Doctor: I've got you flowers.

Patient: Awww, What's the bad news?

Doctor: They're for your grave.

Dad

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Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

School Shooter

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If a school shooter walks into a classroom and shoots an autistic kid, what does the kid say? "Why do I look like Swiss cheese?"

Sex

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What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

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  • Woman

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    I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."

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  • Suicide

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    "Suicide is the 10th leading cause of death"?

    Maybe in infidel America but.... it is #1 in the Glorious Iran.

    🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷🇮🇷

    Year

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    I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.

    He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.