Worst Jokes Ever
Never tell an orphan about a family matter; they wouldn't understand.
What's the difference between what Bill Cosby did and what OJ Simpson did? OJ Simpson's victims actually suffered and I actually feel bad for them (the boyfriend at least).
What do you call a Mexican who lost his car?
- Carlos.
What’s Mexico’s favorite sport?
Cross country.
What do the Titanic and the Sixth Sense have in common?
Icy dead people.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
I hope death is a woman That way she'll never look at me twice
Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? The "p" is silent.
You must be depression, because you make me want to kill myself ;)
I saw a man sitting on the ledge of a bridge the other day, and asked him what was wrong. He responded with nobody loves me, so i told him that may be true but you dont wanna kill yourself you want to die of old age, or at least be murdered, suicide is for the weak. he responded with your right so I pushed him over the bridge, and he died of murder
My heart says to stop because it hurts.
Bro, chill. It's really not that deep.
My boyfriend came over today and stole my milk. How dairy!
When you're 34, it'll be 420 months before you turn 69 years old.
When Chuck Norris breaks a mirror, the mirror gets seven years of bad luck.
How does a cannibal start a wedding reception?
He toasts the groom.
What do you call a paralyzed turtle?
Shell shocked.
What type of flour do orphans use?
- Self-raising.
What 3 words started Jeffery Dahmer's cannibalism?
"This isn't ketchup."
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
What did the kamikaze instructor say to the students?
"Okay guys, watch very carefully because I can only show you this demonstration once."