Worst Jokes Ever
I've just started a new business making people breathe in large amounts of helium. They all speak very highly of it.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
What's black, white, and red all over?
A nun that fell down the stairs.
What's black, white, and laughing?
The nun that pushed her.
What's the difference between a depressed person and a pizza?
Pizza won't cut itself.
A kid in a wheelchair got hurt yesterday. I got detention yesterday because I told him to walk it off.
Twin Towers? No Jenga!
What’s a Mexican's favorite game?
Borderlands.
What do you call a white girl having a seizure? A vanilla shake.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Shrek thought he was ugly until he saw you.
Is buttcheeks one word?
Or should I spread them?
What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?
Same time next month?
Why was I stress eating on the train track?
To wait to get hit.
My cousin died last week. He needed a blood transfusion, but we didn't know his blood type. He just kept saying, "B positive, B positive," but it's hard to be positive with him gone.
What did the cop say after he shot the ginger?
"I guess orange is the new black."
In honor of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as other establishments, are introducing the Jackson dog. It's a 50 year old sausage between two 7 year old buns, with everything on it.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
Being gay sounds like a pain in the ass.
Every male is expected to pass their driver's test. Paul Walker clearly failed his.
Society: :-) I: :') Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :') I: :'D
what is less than 0?
my will to live.