Worst Jokes Ever
What do you get when you cross a panhandler, a politician, a lobbyist, a prostitute, a sodomite, and a Jehovah's Witness knocking on your door at your house to convert you to their religion?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
They can’t find home.
Horrible Jokes, Part One- A friend of mine got into photographing salmon in different clothing. He said he liked shooting fish in apparel.
A man walks into a bar with an alligator and a stick. He walks up to the bartender and offers to put on a show for the bar's patrons in exchange for a drink. The bartender agrees, so he pulls down his pants, sticks his dick in the alligator's mouth, and starts whacking it with the stick. After he's done and gets his drink, he asks if anyone else would like a go.
A lady gets up and says yes, she would like a go, asks that he doesn't hit her with the stick.
Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.
Your teeth are so spread out my mom can drive her car through the gap in your teeth.
Hi person reading this.
I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.
What starts with M and ends with carriage?
This joke never gets old, but then again neither does the baby.
I wish that people would stop mailing jokes about Kobe Bryant. Guys, all they do is crash and burn!
Chuck Norris can make an omelet from Kinder surprise.
Did you hear about the man who ran in front of the bus? He got tired.
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home.
My mom tells me when I get into an argument with her that she brought me into this world and she can take me out. Sometimes I wanna tell her that I can do that for her.
What do you call an alligator with a vest?
An investigator.
So, two condoms walk by a gay bar. What does one condom say to the other? "Hey, wanna get 'shit-faced?'"
Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?
Because he kept on running out of the pen.
Two wrongs don't make a right. Take your parents as an example.
What's the difference between parents and depression? At least one of them leaves you.