Worst Jokes Ever

Q: How can you tell the sun is a boy?

A: It rises every morning.

Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?

Why did the girls sit on the clock?

To be on time.

I keep getting these letters from this little girl every year on Father's Day. I told the orphanage to stop letting her send these.

What is big and bouncy and walks on stilts?

Why do orphans eat water with their cereal? Because their father never came home with milk.

Life is a try not to kill yourself challenge.

My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.

Miscarriage jokes aren't funny, just cut it out.

What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?

Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.

What do you call a stand-up comedian if the comedian doesn’t have legs?

Yo mama is so ugly, her portraits hang themselves.

The bushes outside got jealous after they saw your eyebrows.

I told my teacher, "I’m failing life." She said, "That’s not on the syllabus."

I was laughing my ass off when the 12-year-old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival. 🤣🤣🤣

Why is America better than Japan at rapping?

Because we're better at dropping bombs.

How much does it cost a pirate to pierce his ears?

A buccaneer.

I’m old enough to remember innocent times when the worst headline was plane hijackers flying into buildings.

You are so ugly, Hello Kitty had to say bye-bye.

Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.

Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.