Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Ass

  • There was a kid named Buttitches, and his teacher was taking attendance. Then the teacher asked, "What is your name?" And he answered, "Buttitches." Then the teacher asked again, "What's your name?" and he replied, "Buttitches." Then a student yelled out, "JUST SCRATCH YOUR ASS ALREADY!"

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  • Feminist

  • What is the difference between a feminist and a female prostitute? If you want a female prostitute to be a bitch, you have to give her money first.

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  • Alligator

  • [god creating alligators]

    God: See that log?

    Angel: Yes...?

    God: Now fill it with teeth.

    Angel: Say again?

    God: FILL IT WITH TEETH!

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  • Autobiography

  • Me: Mom, should I kill the main character in the book I'm writing to make things more interesting?

    Mom: Sure, honey! What type of book are you writing?

    Me: It's an autobiography.

    Feminist

  • How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.

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  • Doctor

  • My doctor said I only have 1 year to live, so I killed him. Got sentenced to life in prison, problem solved!

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  • Suicide

  • I've realized that suicide would solve all my problems... if I could just get the right people to try it.

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