Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

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  • When you break up with your online girlfriend, and you hear your uncle crying in the other room.

    I have just started a sexual relationship with a blind woman. It's very rewarding, but quite challenging.

    Took me ages to get her husband's voice right.

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  • Getting murdered by someone is probably the most intimate experience I'll ever have.

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  • Why do orphans hate milk? Cause their family is still shopping for it!

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  • How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

    When your girlfriend has to chew before she swallows.

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  • Bully: "Nobody loves you."

    Me: "Aww, it must have hurt when your mom told you that."

    Why were the Twin Towers disappointed?

    They asked for a pepperoni pizza and all they got was a plane.