Worst Jokes Ever
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
What do you call a rich Chinese man? Ching Ching.
Segma says, "32!"
Ligma Says, "And?"
Segma says, "Anding deez balls to your mouth."
your mom
Trump's medical records were just released. According to the brain scan, the left side of his brain has nothing right, while the right side has nothing left.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?
Concentration camp.
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
What did the wind say to the palm tree? "Hold onto your nuts, this is no ordinary blow job."
What do you do when your baby starts screaming?
Use more lube.
Q: Why did the young boy ask his parents to take him to the Cowboys’ AT&T Stadium during the tornado warning?
A: He said, “There’s never a touchdown there.”
Say no to drugs, kids. Suddenly, the poster disappeared. I hallucinated. Must have been the cocaine.
All these jokes are so offensive, Mr. Hawking just won’t stand for it.
McDonald's and the Twin Towers are alike. McDonald's has a drive-through, and the Twin Towers had a fly-through.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
Father: "The church is on fire! GET OUT! GET OUT!"
Priest: "Ok, what about the children?"
Father: "FUCK THE CHILDREN!"
Priest: "Do you think we'll have time?"
Russian history in 5 words: "And then things got worse."
Are you suicide, 'cause you're always on my mind?
Dark jokes are like water; some people just don't get it.
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? Juan on Juan.