Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Infidelity

  • A man walks into a bar with a 44. Magnum and yells, "Who the fuck fucked my wife?" The bartender answers, "Mate, you ain't got enough bullets."

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  • Love

  • Crush: "How much do you love me?"

    Me: "Well, look at the stars outside."

    Crush: "But it's morning."

    Me: "Exactly."

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  • Slide

  • Three kids one day found a magical slide. There was a sign next to it saying, “Whatever you wish for comes true once you slide down.” One kid stepped up and slid down. He wished for a river of chocolate, thus he swam in a chocolate river.

    The second kid slid down and wished for a mountain of money. He then landed in a pile of money. The third kid went down and said, “Weeeeeeee!”

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  • Defense

  • How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

    He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

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  • Penaldo

  • I was exploring a haunted mansion when I encountered a ghost named Pristiano Penaldo. He asked if I supported Burnley as he wanted to statpad against me. Luckily, I pulled out my trusty Liverpool shirt, and he disappeared. Shame on you, Penaldo.

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  • Incest

  • "Your pussy is sweeter than Mom's," Brother admired his sister.

    "I know," replied Sister. "Father told me too."

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  • Baby

  • What's red and in a corner?

    A baby with a razor blade.

    What's green and in a corner?

    The same baby three weeks later.

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  • Cannibal

  • Two cannibals are eating a clown, when one cannibal looks up and asks the other cannibal: "Does he taste funny to you?"

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