Worst Jokes Ever
What’s the difference between fruit and dead babies?
I don’t put fruit in a blender.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
After God created 24 hours of alternating darkness and light, one of the angels asked him, "What are you going to do now?"
God said, "I think I'm going to call it a day."
NASA stands for Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
If you die a virgin, then where does your v-card go? Does it go with you to the grave, or does your mortician take it from you?
Son: Dad, why did you name my sister Paris?
Dad: Because she was made there.
Son: Thanks, Dad.
Dad: You're welcome, Backseat.
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
What is the best Catholic dating app?
Grinder.
If Germany is the father land, and Russia is the mother land, would WWII just be domestic violence?
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
Expectation: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!"
Reality: "Brr, I’m cold!" "Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather."
"Would you like to play the rape game?"
"No wtf" she replied.
"That's the spirit!"
What do you call a teenage boy who doesn’t masturbate?
A liar.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
What's the most played game in Africa? Hunger Games.
Yo mama's so fat, she stepped on a scale and it said: "To be continued."
After a long day of work, Kanye West goes to his Kanye Nest to take his Kanye Rest. He wakes up feeling his Kanye Best. Then he’ll get Kanye Dressed on his Kanye Vest to go on a Kanye Quest. He goes to church and becomes Kanye Blessed, then to a hotel room to be a Kanye Guest.
Where did Lucy go during the bombing?
Everywhere.