Worst Jokes Ever
What's a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross country.
Why was the orphan's first phone an iPhone X? Because it didn't have a home button.
Sometimes I feel ugly, but then I think of my sister and I feel better.
I'm actually against abortion.
Just go to the car wash and tell 'em you ate too much red pasta!
How do you know if a Black woman is pregnant?
Stick a chicken wing up there.
I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
What's the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? -- One is really heavy, and the other is a little lighter.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
What do kidnappers and Mickey Mouse have in common? They say, "Come inside, it’s fun inside."
An attractive man and a blonde meet in an elevator.
"Where are you heading today?" the man asks.
"I'm going down to give blood."
"How much do you get paid for giving blood?"
"About $30."
"Wow," says the man, "I'm going up to donate sperm, and the sperm bank pays $100."
The woman, slightly annoyed, gets off the elevator. The next day, the man and woman meet in the elevator again.
"Fancy meeting you again. Where you off to today?"
"Sperm bank," she mumbles with her mouth full.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call him, he's not coming.
How do you execute a retard?
The Electric Wheelchair.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
See, morbid humor is just like water, not everyone gets it.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
What is Beethoven's favorite fruit? Ba na na na.
If you own a gun and you live in the USA, hide your gun upstairs. Biden can't get it.
Biden: *falls over on steps*