Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Role Model

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Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.

He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.

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  • Mom

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    My mom said to take out the trash bags, so I did. And the next day, my mom asked, "Where are your sisters?" I said, "In line to get crushed."

    Incest

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    My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.

    Pasta

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    My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with pasta. -- I'm doing well, but I do get cannelloni.

    Windows 10

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    Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked if he wanted to upgrade to Windows 10. He replied, "I still love Vista, baby."

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  • Sunburn

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    The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.

    Orphan

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    A teacher says, "If you have one dollar and your parents give you 5 dollars, how much do you have?"

    Everyone raised their hands except for a little girl in the front, but the teacher called on her anyway.

    The girl said, "My parents left me, so I would have one dollar."