Worst Jokes Ever
Q. What do you call a person with Alzheimer's?
It doesn't matter. They'll forget what you said in thirty seconds anyway.
What would you find on a haunted beach?
A sand-witch!
"Hey guys, I'm a new jokester, remember my name as I'll be making a lot more!!! P.S. They will be much better than this one!"
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."
Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."
I don’t like making jokes about 9/11. My grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew.
The Big Bang happened 16.8 billion years ago, and matter cannot be created or destroyed. Therefore, we are all technically 16.8 billion years old. So, to answer your question, officer, yes, she is of age.
People complain we are overpopulated.
Well, then if we committed suicide, then why do they be sad? It's one less person to think about. Why complain about it when in the end we become sad people?
Why can't an orphan be gay? It has no one to call daddy.
I went on a walk with a super pretty girl, then she saw me and it turned into a run.
What's the difference between a grenade and your wife? There's none. Take out the ring and half of the house is gone.
What do an orphan's parents have in common with Nemo? They all can't be found.
In my mother's generation, they grew up with Wonder Woman. In ours, we have to wonder if she's a woman.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What is a prisoner's favorite punctuation?
A period.
Why?
Because it marks the end of a sentence.
What do you call a passport for Mandalorians?
A Pre Visa!
The "W" in African stands for water.
Violets are blue, roses are red.
Last night your mom was giving me head.
My teacher gave us an assignment, and one of the questions was "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
I answered, "Happy."
The teacher said I didn't understand the test. I said to her that she didn't understand life.