Worst Jokes Ever
Once you go Asian, you can solve the equation.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
You call it a tragedy. I call it a 25 killstreak.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
De-calf-inated.
Why did the cantaloupe 🍈 jump into the pool? It wanted to become a watermelon 🍉.
What do you call a Mexican under a carpet? Underlay, underlay.
Q. What did Hitler give his niece for her birthday?
A. An easy bake oven.
Donkeys are cool.
What do orphans call family pictures?
A selfie.
A skeleton goes sky diving. Doesn't come back in one piece.
Where were the first orange trees 🍊🌳 planted?
In Orange County.
Jack and Jill went up a hill to smoke a little leaf.
Jack got high and dropped his fly, and Jill said "Where’s The beef?"
My mom always said garlic powder makes everything better, so I sprinkled some on my divorce papers and my wife's broken leg.
I like my women how I like my wine. 14 years aged and locked in a cellar.
Dark humor never gets old, like kids from Africa.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
So a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says tell me a joke. So the guy says: so a guy walks into a bar and he asks the bartender for a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
What was Michael Jackson's favorite dessert? Cream pie.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss.