Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Baby

  • How do you stop a baby from crawling around in a circle on the floor? You nail its other hand to the floor.

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  • Rapist

  • Why do rapists and pedophiles never win a race?

    Because they always like to come in a little behind.

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  • Horse

  • A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

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  • Man

  • A man has a terminal illness and isn't sure how long he has left to live, so he talks to his doctor. The man asks, "How long am I going to live?"

    The doctor says, "Depends, what time is it?" The doctor then looks at his watch and says, "10".

    The man asks, "Ten what?"

    Then the doctor keeps going, "6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1".

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  • Stork

  • Little Johnny asks, "Mommy, where do babies come from?"

    His mother replies, "The stork brings them."

    Little Johnny, puzzled, asks, "Then who fucks the stork?"

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