Worst Jokes Ever
what do you call an emo person who's not depressed?
dead.
Q: How are Clocks like Pedophiles? A: They both stop at 12.
What do you call shaving a crazy sheep? -- Shear madness.
What are kidnappers' favorite shoes? White vans.
What's the difference between apples and orphans?
An apple gets picked.
Why are Muslims not fond of American cops?
Because Muslims don't like pigs!
A jumper cable walked into a bar. The bartender said, "I'll serve you, but don't start anything!"
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
I don't understand why, when I went to the shooting range today, the police came. Like, bro, I always go to elementary schools.
You take care of chickens. Does that make you a chicken tender?
I saw a little kid on their bike before. So I ran home to see if it was mine. Mine was still chained up, so we’re good.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Not totally a joke but... What do all these rape joke naysayers have in common with rapists? They are also forcing themselves on others.
If a white cop had a black dick, would he beat it to death?
Why did God invent yeast infections? So women would know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too.
I bought my cousin a trampoline, she started crying. She was in a wheelchair.
The guy who made the knock knock joke deserves a no-bell prize.
How do you get bubblegum out of your hair?
Cancer.
I was watching my daughter at a park. She was playing with a few people. Another parent came up to me and said, "Which one is yours?" Just for fun, I said, "I am still choosing." She looked horrified.
Why was ten scared?
Because it was in the middle of 9/11.