Worst Jokes Ever
Oxygen and potassium went on a date. I heard it was OK.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
What does a wizard say when doing drugs? Injecto Patronum!
What do you call a white kid at the back of the class?
School shooter.
What is the difference between the government and organized crime?
Only one of them is organized.
A lady weightlifter goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, I have a confession." The doctor asks, "What is that?" She replies, "I've been using steroids and....I think I've grown a penis." The doctor looks at her and asks, "Anabolic?" There's an awkward silence then she replies, "No, just a penis."
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered "suislide"?
Asking for a friend.
What do white people and fences have in common? They both get jumped by Mexicans.
Why can't Biden play chess?
Because he doesn't have the towers.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
Why do kids prefer to spend more time with their dad than their mom?
They already know that their dad is gonna get "Milk" and never return.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
How many blacks does it take to start a riot?
-1.
There is one rapist among us.
Got the George Floyd pack, this shit makin' it hard to breathe.
I saw a fat girl with a 'Guess' t-shirt, so I said, "286lb."
What do you call a necrophiliac gangbang?
Cracking open a cold one with the boys.
My ex still misses me... But her aim is getting better every time!
"Hee hee touched me."