Worst Jokes Ever
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
James Last, the king of the LP bargain bin, died a Florida Man.
A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"
Why do nuns walk in groups?
So one “nun” can keep an eye on the other “nun” just to make sure that she isn’t getting "nun".
What do you do when your cat's not home?
Answer: You play with your neighbor's pussy.
Life is like a film; it goes on, but you can cut at any time.
Rey: Join me, Ben, you don't have to be alone anymore, join me.
Ben: But Rey, I've always been solo.
Call me Willma, will my balls fit ya mouth?
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.
If you're gonna razor yourself, you might as well have shaving cream.
Why do the twin towers and my mom have in common? They fell over.
What do you call a walkie-talkie for retards? -- A stumblie-mumblie.
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant?
Spareribs!
A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.
Why is the rum gone?
How can you get free butt plants? Just get your man to fill your butt with natural juices.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana. Jack got high and grabbed her thigh and said, "I know you wanna." Jack undressed, and she pulled up her dress so they could have some fun. But stupid Jill forgot her pill, and now they have a son.
Why was the T-rex so angry? You would be angry too if your arms were too short to masturbate.