Worst Jokes Ever
Why is dark spelt with a K and not a C?
Because they can’t see their parents.
I heard that to slow the growth of fire, you use a flame retardant.
So I threw my stupid son in the flames when my house caught on fire!
What's an orphan's favorite movie?
Spider-Man: No Way Home >:D
Someone at school asked what makeup I was wearing.
I said, "a smile."
They are now following me around asking if my mental health is okay.
My plan to avoid them is to not go to school.
Going to school is mandatory in this country.
Can you guess my plan?
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!"
- Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew.
- Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.
- Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
- Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
Make sense of what I am saying, This is a LIE—and that's the TRUTH.
What am I?
Answer: a Riddle.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar - just kidding.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Congrats to George Floyd on 2 years sobriety.
Beer Bottle: “You break me, you get one year of bad luck!”
Mirror: “You kiddin' me? You break me, then y'all get seven years of bad luck!”
Condom: “Hahaha...”
What do you call a priest in a room full of naked boys?
A colonoscopy.
There's something on your chin. No, not that one, the third row.
Remember, kids: the school shooter can't get you if YOU are the shooter.
My hair strainer is hotter than you.
Why can't an orphan go to McDonald's? There's no point in the words "happy meal."
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on Walmart, the prices went down.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
A tiny psychic escaped from jail, and the news said there a small medium at large.