Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

World hunger

    • Sketchy dude: If you push this button you get 100 million dollars but 100 million people would die.

    Me: If I push it more than once do I get more money?

    Sketchy dude: Yes, but more people die.

    Me: *rapidly pushes button* This is how you solve world hunger.

    Sketchy dude: ... wtf, you're insane.

    Me: ...

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    • Priest

    • A priest asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?" "Yes," replies the murderer, "Can you please hold my hand?"

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    • Masturbation

    • I saw my sister masturbating with a carrot. I said, "Come on, I was gonna eat that later! Now it's just gonna taste like carrots!"

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    • Gun

    • I bought a gun from Walmart today. I guess they knew what I was going to do with it, because when I pulled the gun on the cashier, I realized the firing mechanism was in reverse.

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    • Cow

    • Two cows are grazing in a field.

    One cow says to the other, "You ever worry about that mad cow disease?"

    The other cow says, "Why would I care? I'm a helicopter!"

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    • Down Syndrome

    • People with Down syndrome have a specific skill only they have; they can give a blow job and talk to you while sounding exactly the same.

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    • Suicide

    • It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

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