Worst Jokes Ever
When the school shooter misses you, but you gotta play it off.
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Now that Stephen Hawking is dead, the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
modern feminism.
Why can't orphans go to Home Depot?
Because they do not have a home!
What would you call the Eiffel Tower if it falls over? The I Fell Tower!
What's the difference between an emo kid and a pack of Oreos? The bar code on the emo kid gets longer every day.
Why do witches wear name tags?
So they know which witch is which!
"Explain bear is a homosexual, confirmed."
I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.
Ring ring.
Abortion clinic!
Where no fetus can beat us.
How do you know your acne is getting out of hand? The blind start reading your face.
What do you call a bunny with a bent dick?
Fucks funny.
A man opened a snail farm.
He said that it is a slow-moving business.
What's the difference between a dad and the Twin Towers? The Twin Towers went black and never came back, and the dad was black and just didn't come back.
What is the difference between hungry and horny?
The cucumber goes to different places.
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
What do a fat chick and a moped have in common?
They鈥檙e both fun to ride until your friends find out.
What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.
Teachers at a school shooting be like: damn it. That's the third one this week and it's only Monday.