Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Child

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In life, it’s either yeet or get beat, and I clearly failed yeeting as a child, as my dad beat me.

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  • Girlfriend

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    My girl is so cute when she sleeps. I watch her all the time... Tomorrow I might say hi to her for the first time.

    Priest

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    What's the difference between Woody from Toy Story and a Catholic priest?

    One goes limp when a child walks in the room.

    Maria

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    Maria went home happy, telling her mother about how she earned $20 by climbing a tree. Her mom responded, "Maria, they just wanted to see your panties!" Maria replied, "See Mom, I was smart, I took them off!"

    Incest

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    Did you hear about the bisexual from Alabama? He can't decide whether to fuck his brother or his sister.

    Life Support

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    My grandpa said I was too reliant on technology when he saw me on my phone. I called him a hypocrite and unplugged his life support.

    Fat People

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    My friend made this joke (so I’m going steal it). I’m surrounded by fat people, oh wait... it’s just one.