Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a dear with no eyes?
I have no eye deer!
You're so skinny that the professor thought you were the skeleton.
The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.
When you forget the pinata at the birthday party. The kids: "Aww man." But the emo kid just hung himself. Kids: "Yaaaaayyy." Parents: "Adjust, improvise, overcome, that is the way."
What car does Hitler drive?
A Fuhrerri.
Why did Paul Walker cross the street?
Because he wasn't wearing his seatbelt.
Q. What's the biggest cause of infant drownings? A. Postpartum depression.
How do you make a fruit punch?
You give it a pair of boxing gloves.
Two Indians are walking beside a river...
One reaches down into the mud and runs it through his fingers.
"The White Man was here."
"How can you tell?"
"We're speaking English, aren’t we?"
My wife asked me to help cure her from sucking her thumb. So I drew a cock on it.
Yo mama so fat that when I banged her in the jacuzzi, there was a level 8 tsunami.
Lmao, idiots don't know how to play Jenga.
Ever heard of the show "Naked and Afraid"? That's what I call hide-and-seek with my uncle.
Today I was asked to go out by 17 women. Well, I was in the women's bathroom. 💀
I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage. -- I lost my case.
Why does a woman never set boundaries with a Mexican? Cause they will always cross it.
I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday.
He said it was the most violent book he’s ever read.
I sometimes want rampage, but what good would that do?
I look for a way out, but there's not even a light shining through.
The times where all is dark, are the times that I need a mark.
Though people say that nobody will care, the truth is: there's always one who's fair.
That person may not be the one you expect, but I am here with a passion to redirect.
Once there was a time where I tried to end it all, because I only looked on the dark side.
Truth was I wanted to be heard, to be respected, to let someone know.
But that was in the past and this isn't about my dark ride, it's time for others to know that only a few words, can extinguish a glow.
What is a orphan's favorite 🎥🍿?
Home Alone.
Why do tigers have stripes? They don't want to be spotted.