Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Hitler

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, Hitler blew an 11 country lead, During World War 2.

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  • Banana

  • Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

    This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.

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  • Monday

  • And that concludes your French oral. You can put your trousers back up, and I'll see you on Monday.

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  • Self Harm

  • My parents were concerned when I said I like to bleed, but at least I cut my risk of cancer and stroke in half.

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  • Defense

  • How did the Shaggy defense become successful for JD Vance?

    He was not banging on the sofa. Rather, he was banging the sofa!

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  • Remote

  • Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"

    Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."

    Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"

    Dad: "That isn't the remote."

    *Weird background music*

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  • Body Count

  • A man is with his friend in a bar.

    The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"

    Nervous, the man looks away.

    The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."

    The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."

    "Wait, wha..."

    "What?"

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