Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)

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  • Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

    I drew a picture of a whale in the ocean. My brother asked, "What are you drawing?" I said, "You taking a shower."

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  • Man: I got fired from my job at the calendar factory.

    Lady: What did you do?

    Man: I took a day off...

    Today someone was killed with a starter pistol. Police think it might be race related.

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  • So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.

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