Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Cow disease

  • Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"

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  • Day

  • What did the Hiroshima survivor say about the day Little Boy dropped? "It was a blast!"

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  • Priest

  • A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"

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  • Seatbelt

  • Q. What gets longer if pulled, fits snugly between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, chokes people when used incorrectly, and works well when jerked?

    A. A seatbelt.

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  • Suicide

  • Someone asked me if I've ever tried to kill myself. I responded, "Absolutely. A few times actually. I'm just not very good at it."

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  • 911

  • All these jokes are plane wrong. My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

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