Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

How many gay guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just one... But it takes the entire emergency room to take it out.

Getting hurt is a bone-breaking experience. It's such a spine-tingling event!

So there's an orphan in a hospital, and the doctor walks up and says, "Sorry, kid, but this is a family hospital."

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  • A man walks into a bar and notices a steak hanging from the ceiling. When he asks the bartender about it, the bartender says, "If you can jump up and hit it, drinks are on the house for the night, but if you miss, everyone's drinks are on your tab for the next two hours. Do you want to try?" The man decided not to take the risk. He thought the steaks were too high.

    Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?

    Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.

    What’s the difference between an orphan and a leaf? Only one falls down the family tree.

    How do Asians name their kids?

    They throw pots and pans down the stairs. (ching chong dong)

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  • The gayest person on Earth is Pac-Man.

    You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.

    ⚠️I’m not racist it’s just a joke⚠️

    What do you call four black ppl in a sleeping bag?

    A Kit Kat

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  • What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?

    They both like to dump their loads into little kids.

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