Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the skeleton start a fight? Because he had a bone to pick.
Kill yourself in any way. I'm killing myself the HIGHway.
The person who made it a law to not hurt girls is stupid because we've all kicked a pregnant woman before we were even born.
What's My Favorite Thing About My Grandpa?
His life insurance...
My teacher asked everyone how tall their grandparents were. I responded, "My grandpa is 5ft 10, and my grandma is -6ft."
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church, and the priest says, "What about the children?" The rabbi says, "Fuck the children." And the priest says, "Do you think we'll have time?"
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
What’s green and orange and sits at the bottom of the swimming pool?
A baby with burst armbands.
Why is six afraid of seven?
Because seven is a registered sex offender.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
Why are orphans bad at baseball?
They don't know where home is.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special Forces.
Communists don't play Minecraft.
They play Ourcraft.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
yo mama so stupid she climbed up a glass wall to see what was on the other side.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.