Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

What is the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

I take off my boots when I jump on a trampoline.

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    • All jokes are funny with the correct delivery. Except for abortion jokes, there is no delivery.

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    • The average human male walks for five miles, but the gas station is ten miles away. So why does it take fifteen years for my dad to buy cigarettes?

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    • "Just say no to drugs!"

    Well, if I'm talking to my drugs, I probably already said yes.

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    • How to get quick cash:

    Step 1: Kill a child's parents.

    Step 2: Do foster care for them.

    Step 3: Get paid for doing foster care.

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    • Joker gives Batman a phone.

    Thomas: "Uhh, son, we need to talk... about the uhh, dressing up."

    Martha: "Hello dearie, Brucie, is it ok if you visit me when you go to Joker's house?"

    A cement mixer has collided with a prison van. Motorists are asked to look out for 16 hardened criminals.

    Apparently, describing the beautiful city of Hiroshima as "The bomb" is not okay.

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    • A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"

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