Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Friend

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I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

Kidnapping

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A man is sitting on a bench at a playground where children are playing. A man named Chris comes up and asks, “Which one is yours?” The man said, “I don’t know, I’m still deciding.”

Sex

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What’s the best part about having sex with twenty-six year olds?

There’s twenty of them.

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  • Wife

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    Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

    He had an affair with Alexa.

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  • Michael Jackson

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    Michael Jackson has done something no one has ever done before. I'm not talking about his record sales or tickets sold.

    I'm talking about being born a black man and dying a white woman. Incredible!

    Death

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    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like my grandfather, but not like the other passengers in the car with him.

    IQ

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    Bully: I'm going to hurt you so bad.

    You: Well... your IQ is the same amount of teeth I'm about to knock out, so... you're so dumb that you can't even do that.

    And your IQ is 5.

    Dick

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    They say give a man an inch, he'll take a mile. What about women? They don't have dicks.

    Model

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    I'm a Model. My doctor asked me to make an acronym for POST because I post pictures on Instagram.

    (Trying to) P-ut O-ff Suicidal T-houghts