Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Atomic Bomb

  • Why did the Japanese NOT shoot down the American plane that was dropping atomic bombs?

    From what their eyes saw, it was a piece of rice.

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  • Body Count

  • A man is with his friend in a bar.

    The friend, out of the blue, asks, "Hey, what's your body count?"

    Nervous, the man looks away.

    The friend then says, "I'm talking about sex."

    The man then turns back and mumbles, "Oh... I thought you saw inside the basement..."

    "Wait, wha..."

    "What?"

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  • Orphanage

  • A girl and a dog were dropped off at an orphanage. Why was she crying before she went in? Because the people came back for their dog.

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  • Emo

  • Why should you be friends with emos? Because you get to scan their bar code for 20% off, and when it expires, they get rid of themselves.

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