Worst Jokes Ever

Dark humor is like cancer, it's even funnier when children get it.

I know I'm valuable, I come with a barcode ;)

Why is Sam Ryan a redditor? Because he is.

Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philipe Philope.

When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.

(Best pick-up line ever). Your body is like 9/11. I wanna crash into your twin towers. 😏

What were the Fortnite kid's last words? "I didn't know pumps are back in the game!"

Wanna hear a plane joke? Nah, it'll just go over your head.

Bro, Asian girls have the weirdest names. I was fucking one and she kept on saying, "I'm Tu Yung."

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me :3

Well, you know what they say about cliffhangers...

Wanna hear a joke about the Flash?

"Never mind, it's too fast."

Dad: School is canceled, I think your teacher died or something.

Me: Wow, they found the body already?

Dad: :/

Why do Nazis not wear necklaces, rings, and bracelets? Because they hate jewelry.

If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.

Santa and Bill Cosby's favorite quote: "Don't be dumb, make sure they're numb, and always use a condom!"

Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?

How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?

I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...