Worst Jokes Ever

Sometimes my battery life has the same recognition as me :(

Nobody:

Michael Jackson: giving kids a free cream pie.

Roses are red, I'm not a boaster.

Elon must've got rushed to the hospital after impregnating a toaster.

Don't let mistakes drag you down. My dad made one mistake, but it ended up fulfilling the 5-year plan of heat energy generation in less than a millisecond.

"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, dead, eight-year-old child get for their birthday?"

"Cancer."

Why do orphans go to church?

So they have someone to call father.

I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."

What movie do orphans relate to? Home Alone.

What do you call a Mexican that hung him self? a pinata

People always said that if you killed a murderer, there would be the same number of murderers. Why stop at one?

Why do bisexual men 👨 👩 👨 love gay men bisexual men don't love gay men 👬 👨 👨 they just wanted to suck gay men's 👬 cocks 🌭 🌭 because they 👍 👍 like their 🍨 🍨 🍦 🍦 cream filling 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺ 💕 💖 🤗 😊 😋 ☺

Why is Hitler better than Biden?

Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.

Why can't orphans work at McDonald's? Because they call their employees family.

Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.

How are Xbox servers like hookers? First they take my money, and then they go down on me.

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

I went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man," I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

I was gonna do a school shooter joke, but it was aimed at younger audiences.

If things don't get better, the Christmas lights won't be the only thing hanging.

What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?

He puts his PJ-Amazon!