Worst Jokes Ever
What do EMO kids use as birth control? Their Personalities.
What do you call 4 Mexicans stuck in quick sand?
Quatro Sinco.
Chuck Norris doesn't turn on his shower, he just stares at it until it cries.
What's the worst part about hearing a special needs kid getting hit by a car?
Having to listen to the wheelchair scraping for a mile and a half.
What flowers are on your face?
Why did Shakespeare only write using quills?
Pencils confused him: 2b or not 2b.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
What's the difference between McDonald's and a priest?
Nothing... They both stick their meat in ten-year-old buns.
What's the benefit of taking a depressed kid to the store?
Scan the wrist and you might get a discount.
The more people who like to eat Tide Pods, the less idiots we have in the world. 😁
Update: I got banned from BIGO Live.
I watched a documentary about a man who grew up in the Catholic church.
It was a touching story.
Go commit neck rope.
My brother wanted to go fishing. I told him he had to learn how to "master bait". Go look it up on YouTube. Guess who is grounded?
What is the most played game in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
What do you call a Russian prostitute? Slobadown Mycockyoubitch.
Why can't the USA and England play chess?
USA has no towers and England has no queen.
What's the traditional food of Black Jews? - Kosher watermelon...
What do you call a group of brothers who fuck one another?
Super Smash Bros.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water, but Jill fell down and Jack came tumbling down after.
(And you thought this would be a joke.)