Worst Jokes Ever
What does Michael Jackson and Chef from South Park have in common?
They both say "Hello children!"
How do we know that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
👱♀️ 👱♂️What is the difference between two blondes and a Libertarian?
A Libertarian hasn't won a presidential election since 1972, and two blondes are too stupid to run in a presidential election.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What do you call an autistic person with a driver's license?
A LETHAL WEAPON!
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
Chuck Norris once stepped on a Lego.
The Lego broke in half.
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? Nobody laughs at your jokes.
I was going to talk about your chin, but I wasn't sure which one to write about.
When I was in 4th grade, we wrote letters to kids in the hospital. I wrote: "It is a bumpy road but soon it will be a straight path." Not many people know I was talking about their heart monitor.
My family is like an apple tree. My sister is that ugly one that has to rot in.
You can't say Hitler was a bad person. He did kill Hitler after all.
Your mom is so ugly that when she went to rob a bank, they had to turn the cameras off.
Why did the bum get a slap?
Because it was being too cheeky.
Kobe Bryant never missed a shot.
But he nailed that mountain.
Royal aka ZEPHYR gets cucked daily by Tyrone.
ZEPHYR watches Tyrone give his wife the genes he could never give her. What a loser.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.