Worst Jokes Ever
What's the most played game in Africa? The Hunger Games.
Three blonde sisters die and are told by an angel that in order for them to go to heaven they have to pass all 100 steps. But each step has a joke, each joke gets funnier and funnier. And in order to pass them all, you can't laugh at any joke or else you go to hell. The blonde girls accept the offer.
So the angel begins telling them the jokes. One of the girls laughs at the 3rd step. The second blonde laughs halfway there. Finally, the last blonde was at the 100th step. The angel said, "This is the last step. If you laugh you will go straight to hell with your sisters and if you don't you can pass." The blonde agrees and the angel starts to tell the joke, "What do you ca..." Out of nowhere the blonde starts bursting out laughing. "Why are you laughing? I haven't even finished the joke yet!" The blonde replies, "I just got the first joke!"
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
China has a population of a billion people. One billion.
That means even if you’re a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you.
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
I love it when candy canes are in mint condition.
How to make an orphan's hands hurt: Make them clap their hands till their parents come back.
What's the difference between homework and a hooker? They both start with an "H", but we all know which one we would like to do.
What is the highest number?
420.
Cremation:
My last hope for a smoking hot body.
I used to be into necrophilia. Until that rotten cunt split on me...
What do you call a dead baby?
Spawn killed.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
What do Catholic priests and school shooters have in common?
They both like to dump their loads into little kids.
How do you make any salad into a caesar salad?
Stab it twenty-three times.
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Dad's secretary left her position, he told me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Life is like a dick, it just gets hard for no reason.
Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
what's the difference between a dog and a dad? The dog comes back.