Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Orphan

  • I never do dark jokes, but when I feel like it, I prefer orphan jokes, 'cause they're the safest option. I mean, what are they gonna do, call their parents?

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  • Orphanage

  • Alex: Dad, can we get me a little brother from the orphanage?

    Dad: Sure, Alex! We're here!

    Orphanage manager: Alex! You are so big now!

    Alex: Dad, what is she talking about?!

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  • Clock

  • Have you ever tried eating a clock? It's really time-consuming, especially if you go for seconds.

    Music

  • What does a Travis Scott concert and the Titanic cabin have in common? The music doesn’t stop when people start dying.

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  • Asian

  • I called an Asian person and asked, 'Is this Mister Wing?' 'No.'

    I called once more and asked, 'Is this Mister Wong?' 'No.'

    I guess I 'winged the Wong number.'

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