Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Be careful what you say around Indians, the red dot means they're recording.

BTW, I am one, wahahaa!

What's better than seeing a baby swing around on a clothesline at 60km/h? Stopping it with a cricket bat.

What’s the worst thing about having a daughter with cancer?

You can’t pull on her hair when you’re raping her.

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  • Teacher: What does the pig give us? Student: Bacon.

    Teacher: Very good. How about the chicken? Student: Meat.

    Teacher: Good, now what would a fat cow give you? Student: Homework.

    There once was a little girl named Sarah with no arms and legs.

    *knock knock*

    Who's there!

    Not Sarah.

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  • A man went into a library and asked for a book on how to do suicide, and the librarian said, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."

    OTHERS (MOTIVATED): If I had FLYING as a SUPERPOWER, FALLING would be the BEGINNING STAGE.

    ME (DEPRESSED): OK, GOOD IDEA! LETS FALL OFF THE CLIFF AND FLY TO HEAVEN!!

    I used to have confidence issues because of my learning disability.

    Until someone told me I put the sexy in dyslexia.

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