Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Teacher

    • One day in class, little Johnny was mucking around, not listening to the teacher. After 5 minutes, the teacher caught him, finished what she was saying, and said, "Little Johnny, if you weren’t listening, what was the last thing I said?" And little Johnny replied back, "You said, 'What was the last thing I said?'"

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    • Existence

    • A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."

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    • Nightmare

    • I had a horrible nightmare yesterday. I was in a room filled with all of my ex's, so I was completely alone.

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    • Anilingus

    • What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?

    If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!

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    • Class

    • Teacher: Now class, if you are dumb, please stand up.

    Class: No one stands up.

    Teacher: Oh, c’mon. I know someone over here is dumb. *teacher waves her finger around the left side of the room.*

    Little Johnny: *stands up.*

    Teacher: Oh, Johnny, you think you’re dumb?

    Little Johnny: No, I just feel bad you’re standing alone.

    Office

    • We're skipping April Fools' Day this year. The biggest joke is already sitting in office running our country.

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    • Suicide

    • Allan: What are you doing Saturday night?

    Museum girl: Committing suicide.

    Allan: What about Friday night?

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