Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Existence

    • A straight man and a gay man are talking. The straight man says, "I'm wanted in 2 states for murder." and the gay man replies with, "Oh, that sucks. I'm wanted in 13 for existing."

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    • Fly

    • If a fly loses its wings, is it now a walk? Wait a minute, I found out a mind blower. So the 🌎 is the 3rd planet from the sun, doesn't that mean all countries are called the 3rd country of 🌎? If I get 10 likes, I'll do one mind-blowing fact daily.

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    • Bank robbery

    • Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

    Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

    Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

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    • Misunderstanding

    • Little Johnny walked into his house. He heard a banging sound from up above and decided to investigate. He opened the door to his parents' room and saw his naked mom and the woman next door. He thought they were wrestling and decided to join in.

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    • Mistake

    • Kid: What is the biggest mistake you made in your life?

    Parents: Go look above the bathroom sink.

    Kid goes and looks, but then he realizes.

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    • Surgery

    • After a surgery, a man claimed he couldn't feel his legs. I replied, "Of course not, I amputated your fucking arms!"

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    • Pilot

    • Who reads the fastest?

    The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.

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    • Difference

    • What’s the difference between Stephen Hawking and the Statue of Liberty? The statue stands for something.

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