Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

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  • Don't worry about missing a shot after yelling "Kobe". He didn't make it either.

    Why did the astronaut break up with his girlfriend? - Because he needed some space.

    Imagine if hitting the iceberg wasn't an accident and it was all just the sailors' fault like this:

    Sailor 1: Hey Ron. Sailor 2: Yeah? Sailor 1: You see that iceberg over there? Sailor 2: Yeah. Sailor 1: You know what would be pretty funny?

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  • I'm so mad I got arrested for rape, even though the girl never said no. The prosecution said she was mute, but how was I supposed to know? She never told me.

    Little Johnny was sitting in class one day, and the teacher was talking about life. The teacher asked him, "Little Johnny, how do you want your wife to be like?" Little Johnny answered, "Like the moon." The teacher said, "That's such a beautiful answer because it's calm and peaceful." Little Johnny replied, "No, because it appears at night and disappears in the morning."

    For some reason, when my mom eats hot dogs, she likes to lick and suck on it first. As a son, can anyone tell me why?

    When you go to your friend's house to fuck her brother, but realize he's your brother from your mom's side.

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