Worst Jokes Ever
Gwen, why are you so nice?
Why don't you ever see hippos hiding in trees? Because they are really good at it.
Why did the Chinese woman hang up? Because she Wang the Wong number.
What is 6 inches long and makes women scream? Stillbirth...
What is long that Paul Walker can fit into his mouth? A long black tree.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack, then sell it again.
A man walks into a library and says to the librarian, "Do you have that book for men with small penises?"
The librarian looks on her computer and says, "I don't know if it's in yet."
"Yeah, that's the one!"
What did the doctor say to the Chinese patient? "Sum ting wong."
What do you call a Chinese man in the summer heat? Boi Ling.
Why do people like dating us emo girls? Because of the texture on our thighs.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Q. How does a feminist stop a rapist?
A. By using her equal strength.
What type of lettuce did they serve on the Titanic? - Iceberg.
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
I used to have a fear of hurdles.
But I got over it.
What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?
I've never had a lentil on my face.
What do you call someone with an extra chromosome winning in a pool?
Posiedown.
How do you make rape funny? Tickle her while you do it.
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Why can't emos work at a restaurant? Because they cut too much.