Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

I tried to sue the airport for misplacing my luggage.

I lost the case.

Girl

What's the best response to a girl saying, 'What's up?'

'If I tell you, will you sit on it?'

Q: What do you call 6 gay men in the army?

A: Rainbow Six Siege.

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  • What is the difference between a whore and an onion?

    You don't cry when you chop a whore.

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  • Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)

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  • What's a pirate's favorite letter?

    (People will then say "r")

    Arrr, you think it be "r" but really it's the "C" that they love.

    What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

    Dear sir,

    You are being investigated for downloading illegal copyrighted material, and your internet will be cut off.

    What's the best thing about fucking twenty-one year olds?

    That there's twenty of them hoo hoo hee hooo harr haar dee harr harr

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  • I knocked on Stephen Hawking's door, but nobody answered...

    All I got was "error 404 page not found."

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  • A man sees a small boy begging for money. He walks up to him and asks him if he is an orphan.

    The boy asks, "What gave me away?"

    The man responds, "Your parents."

    A woman gets rid of polish with chemicals and no one bats an eye The Germans got rid of polish with chemicals and everyone lost their mind

    In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.

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  • Why do you call a priest a father? Because calling them daddy would be too sus.

    Why did Yoda go to jail for rape?

    He doesn't get consent; he just uses the force.

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