Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Grape

  • What did the momma grape say to the pappa grape?

    "Raisin' our kids is usually pretty fun, but sometimes they get sunburn and I have to take them to the doctor for dry skin."

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  • Bee

  • God creating bees.

    God: "Put a needle on their butt."

    Angel: "Come on, God, wha-"

    God: "Make its puke delicious."

    Angel: "WTF"

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  • Julius Caesar

  • You travel to the past into the era where Julius Caesar is still alive. He thinks you may be from the future to bring him good news. He asks you, "How do I die?"

    You reply with: "Surrounded by friends."

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  • Slap

  • The Pope and Donald Trump are on stage in front of a huge crowd.

    The Pope leaned towards Trump and said, “Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, like that of your followers, but go deep into their hearts and for the rest of their lives. Whenever they speak of this day, they will rejoice!”

    Trump replies, “I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand? Show me!”

    So the Pope slapped him.

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  • Racecar

  • If you turn the word "racecar" backwards, it says "racecar".

    But if you turn the racecar sideways, you have Paul Walker's blood on your hands.

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