Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

My grandpa said, "You kids rely on too much electronics." I said, well we will see about that. *unplugging life support* me: *oops*

REALLY CRAPPY JOKE ALERT!!! Oh Quin, how was eating that tight butt? Must be nasty. I heard you met from rear ending him.

What’s similar between the twin towers and Kobe Bryant?

They both can crash down.

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  • I saw a sign the other day that said "Maximum penalty for smoking is Β£1,000."

    But that's not right. Surely the maximum penalty for smoking is Death.

    I'm trying to come up with a set-up for an amputee joke, but I'm stumped.

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  • Friend: Hey, wanna play hide and seek? Me: Sure, I've got a great spot! Me: *grabs knife and runs to my closet*

    What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?

    You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.

    Me (an adult) with my girl going to a nice restaurant, I asked the waiter, "People under 12 eat free, right?" The waiter confirmed that yes, people under 12 eat free, then my girlfriend said, "But I'm 13."

    Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I blew like 20 bucks in there!"

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  • What does a dad and the Twin Towers have in common? Once they're gone they never come back.

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  • What do a relationship and suicidal thought have in common? They’ll both end soon.

    Why do orphans want to become criminals? To know what it feels like to be wanted.