Worst Jokes Ever
So, there was this girl on the street that had no arms or legs, that said "Hey sir, I've never been fucked before, will you do the honors and fuck me?" So, I threw her in the ocean and said "Well, your fucked now."
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
How is a push-up bra like a bag of chips?
As soon as you open it, you realize it’s half empty.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.
A man goes to the library to find the best book about committing suicide. So when he asks the librarian, "What's the best book on committing suicide?" The librarian said, "Oh, fuck off...you won't bring it back anyway."
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
What do dark humor and a person with scoliosis have in common?
Both are sick and twisted.
You: Say "addicted" after everything I say.
Person: Uh okay.
You: When you're obsessed with candy you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: When you're obsessed with drugs you are...?
Person: Addicted.
You: What hit you in the face last night?
Person: Addicted... *laughs*
(It's supposed to sound like "A dick did")
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
Out of a catalogue. 😁
Dark humor jokes about orphans are funny because no parents are gonna be told.
Why did the cheetah get disqualified?
Because he was a cheetah, duh!
Roses are red, violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?
How do you fit a baby in a bowl? ... A blender... and how do you get it out?
Tortilla chips.
So, I hooked up with a girl at a party, but I forgot that it was a family reunion.
(SWEET HOME ALABAMA STARTS PLAYING)
What do women and chess have in common? When you sacrifice the females and replace them, you are more likely to win.
Why do prostitutes love servicing zombies? They always leave a tip.
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already.