Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Parrot

  • A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks, "Where'd you get that lovely thing?"

    "Africa," the parrot replied.

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  • Orphan

  • An orphan was running down the road. A car pulled up and said, "Get in." So the orphan got in and said, "Where are we going?" The kidnapper said, "I'm taking you to my house." The orphan replied, "OML, ARE YOU ADOPTING ME!?"

  • 3
  • Mom

  • This is NOT my joke. I found it on Google. It's a texting joke.

    Mom: Son, your grandma just passed away LOL.

    Son: Mom, what do you mean LOL? That means laughing out loud.

    Mom: Oh no, I thought that meant lots of love. I have to text everyone back!!!!

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  • Stab

  • "And then I said, \"Knife to meet you.\""

    "You stabbed my brother!"

    "It's okay, I'm in stable condition!"

  • 0
  • Friend

  • I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.