Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Bank robbery

  • Me: Do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?

    Bank teller: [eyes wide] Uhhhhh...

    Me: *scratches head with gun* Man, I hate it when this happens.

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  • Fish

  • I have a fish that can breakdance only for 20 seconds, and he can only do it once.

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  • Breath

  • My grandpa has a world record for holding his breath. He's been holding it for 6 years.

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  • School

  • My son was thrown out of school for letting a schoolgirl wank him off.

    "That's the third school this year..." I said to my son, "... Maybe teaching isn't for you."

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  • Depression

  • If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.

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