Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Helen Keller

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How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

Ex

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My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.

Stroke

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Never take a person canoeing or kayaking if they had a cerebrovascular accident.

They’ll hear the one word they hate the most: “STROKE, STROKE, STROKE!”

Sex

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Why is sex like math?

You add a bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and pray there’s no multiplying.

Wife

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I said to my pregnant wife, "Push, darling, come on, push harder, dear!" No, she wasn't giving birth; the bloody car would not start.

Rapist

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The police department made a new machine that will teleport you back to prison if you commit a crime. The police release 4 criminals: a hacker, a rapist, a serial killer, and a drug lord. The hacker tries to hack a bank. The hacker gets teleported back to prison. The drug lord tries to cook meth. The drug lord gets teleported back to prison. Now the serial killer decides that she wants to change, but when she sees a knife she just can’t help it. She bends down to pick up the knife and the rapist gets teleported back to prison.

Pedophile

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What do an angler fish and a pedophile have in common?

They both like to hide in dark places, look creepy, and like to lure small creatures.