Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Why do shepherds never learn to count?

Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a guitar teacher? One likes to stroke his finger across A minor, and the other one plays guitar.

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  • What are three things you can't give a black guy?

    A fat lip, a black eye, and a job.

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  • Dad: Hey son, wanna hear a joke?

    Son: Sure thing, dad!

    Dad: Your mother and I are getting a divorce. She found out that I was sleeping with the neighbor's dog!

    Son: I don't get the joke, dad.

    Dad: It's my life, son! My life is the joke.

    What’s the speed limit in bed?

    It’s 68. Once you hit 69, you have to turn back around.

    What's an orphan's favorite part in the Wizard of Oz?

    When Dorothy says, "There's no place like home."

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  • Woman: What’s a good comeback for my sexist husband when he tells me to go make him a sandwich?

    Husband: I know! How about you COMEBACK with a goddamn sandwich?

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