Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Mama

  • Yo mama is so fat, when she nocliped into the backrooms, she was in level 0 and level 999 at the same time.

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  • Suicide

  • A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.

    The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”

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  • Pill

  • Jack and Jill went up the hill to go and have some fun.

    Silly Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son.

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  • Money

  • What is the difference between giving money to a church and giving money to the IRS?

    If you stop giving money to a church, you won't go to prison.

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  • Ego

  • If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb to the top of your ego then jump to your IQ.

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  • Coronavirus

  • Coronavirus walks into a bar and tells the bartender, "Gimme a shot of whiskey, will ya?"

    The bartender says, "Sorry. We don't serve viruses here."

    Corona replies, "Well, you're not a very good host."

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  • Depression

  • Doctor: What makes you feel depressed?

    Me: I used to work at the World Trade Center, before the plane hit.

    Doctor: A lot of people fell to pieces after that.

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