Worst Jokes Ever
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Guess Stephen's batteries died.
What is Bill Cosby's favorite poem? Roses are red, my cum is blue, I'll wait till your asleep to rape you.
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
"White people can't jump"...
"You must not have seen the twin towers on 9/11."
I went to a park, then I kicked a ball at a kid in a wheelchair, then screamed "Rocket League!"
I was going to make a chemistry joke. But it looks like I won’t get a reaction :)
What's the difference between a Nazi and an onion? If you cut a Nazi, nobody is crying.
In my free time, I like to help blind people.
Verb, not adjective.
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
My girlfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are... But I laugh more.
Orphans are the best targets for bullying, since who are they gonna cry to? Their parents?
Me: spreading positivity.
Everyone else at the HIV testing center.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
What do you do when you finish a magazine at the hospital?
You reload and keep shooting.
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.