Worst Jokes Ever
Paul's favorite car.
A Carrera GT.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
Michael Jackson so white, I turned blind.
It’s important to establish a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between the words “antidote” and “anecdote,” one of my best friends would still be alive.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Derek Vinyard?
A shaved head, a chest tattoo, and a moustache.
Why did Sally get to go to Hawaii for free?
She washed up on the beach.
What is the fastest thing in the world?
James Charles when he sees little boys.
In preschool, I confessed my love to my crush, and she rejected me. As heartbroken as I was, I sucked it up and went back to teaching.
I wrote down a speech at home yesterday.
When I got to school, I was speechless.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
What is six inches, has nuts, and is hard?
A sinkers bar.
What do pedophiles and Xboxes have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Can a box match? No, but a tin can.
What’s the difference between orphans and blind children?
None. Neither can see their parents.
Why do orphans bully people?
Because they can't get suspended.
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What do you call a gay T-Rex?
A tyranno-sore-ass!
It's telling that Ye gets more offended when he's called a gayfish than a Nazi.
What can you say to make a rape victim feel better?
"It will be over soon."
Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking, so he asked him, "Sir, are you drunk?" The man responds, "No, sir, I'm not drunk." So the officer asks, "How high are you?" And the man responds, "No sir, it's 'Hi, how are you?'"
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.