Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline is like the universe. It's still waiting to be discovered.
What do the Twin Towers and my ad's condom both have in common?
They both broke and everybody cried.
My aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said, "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or it's useless, throw it away."
The next time my aunt visited, she said, "Where is your daughter?"
My mom said, "I took your advice."
How do you make an emo jump?
A cliff.
Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into 2 skyscrapers.
Today was a bad day. There was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy!
How can toilet paper decorate your house?
Shit sticks everywhere.
Why don't catholic kids lose their virginity in their 20's?
Because they lost it to a priest when they were 5
A boy and his mother survived a car crash.
The boy asks his mother, "Was that like how I was born? A hard smash?" The mother replies with "More like an accident."
What do you call a skeleton who went out in the snow? A numb skull!
So, you wanna hear a joke about the wall?
... Actually, nah, you won't get over it.
I screamed "Jenga" today in class while watching a 9/11 documentary.
Why couldn’t most people remember 9/11?
Because it flew over their heads.
What do you call a chicken looking at a bowl of salad?
A chicken sees a salad (chicken Caesar salad).
As a murderer, I stabbed a man after infiltrating his house. His wife came in and saw me. She fell into tears. I got up and said, "Drama queen!"
When Bob the Builder looks at your hairline, he says, "We can't fix that."
I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
I won't reply to every joke today because I want to say thanks to everyone for making funny jokes here. Every time I have a bad day (almost everyday), I always go here and read relatable jokes. It makes me happy and it's making me less anxious. I am really stressed with my school work and everything; I feel that I'm being left alone. Everyone compares me to others and all I can do is listen. I don't get enough sleep because of it... Reading these jokes entertains me and makes me laugh so hard.
I apologize for my grammar.
Someone asked me why I'm still here... the answer is simple: I don't want to be used as a school assembly.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.