Worst Jokes Ever
Why did Hitler kill himself? He saw the gas bill.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite snack? 5 year old whiners.
Chuck Norris has been to Mars... that's why there are no signs of life there.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don’t like fast food.
My son is so ungrateful. I bought him a trampoline and all he does is sit in his wheelchair and cry all day.
Q: What do you call a cranky cow?
A: Moooooooody.
I was in cooking class and my teacher said, "Does anyone know what a chopping board is similar to?"
Me and my friend just glanced at each other and burst out laughing.
Long story short, the teacher understood the joke, and now we are both in daily therapy. 😭💀
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special Forces.
I got a new pair of gloves today, but they're both 'lefts,' which, on one hand, is great, but on the other, it's just not right.
Teacher: "You know you can't sleep in my class."
Boy: "I know. Maybe if you were a little quieter, I could."
I like my lovers like I like my whiskey, 12 years old and mixed up with coke.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
My cock was in the book of world records...
The librarian told me to take it out.
Police arrested two kids yesterday. One was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one, and let the other one off.
All my jokes are cries for help.
INCLUDING THIS ONE.
Why are cats bad storytellers? Because they only have one tail.
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
Whats the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead hookers, i don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What's the difference between a broken shovel and a young child?
The shovel doesn't cry when you swing it into a wall repeatedly.
I'm not going to bungee jump. I was born because of broken rubber and I'm not gonna die the same way.