Worst Jokes Ever
When was the first Black Friday?
1619.
My dad just comes and goes.
The barman says, "We don't serve time travelers in here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
A mother and son were in the backyard, and the son finished building a shed. The mother says, "You're the best husband ever."
Q: What did the elephant say to the naked man?
A: How do you breathe through that little thing?
How many times can 50 fit into 9?
Get in a van and find out.
How do you cover 12 holes with one hole?
Take a flute and shove it up your ass.
Hey girl, are you suicide? 'Cause I think of you everyday.
Why is Hitler better than Biden?
Because Hitler gave his people gas for free.
Uh, six teachers are annoying. Thank God I am not getting picked on at school or on this website.
What kind of games do they play in Africa? The hunger games.
I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.
Best political joke... Joe Biden.
You: “Knock knock.” Person: “Who’s there?” You: “Leaf.” Person: “Leaf who?” You: “Leaf this house!”
*Apple bottom jeans plays*
Why do four polish heteroflexable men like to suck on four of the cow's udders? Because a bull has only one.
What kind of exercise do lazy people do?
Diddly-squats.
Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
I tried dressing up as the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers for the office costume party.
It didn't land too well.
When I was 14, my mum caught me wanking, and she slapped me across the face. A couple weeks later, my dad caught me having a beer, and he made me drink 40 beers. I just thought, "Well, I'm glad he didn't catch me wanking."