Eighth-Theist Believer

  • I only believe in 12.5% of everything the Bible says.

    Which makes me an eighth-theist.

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  • Explanation

  • Explain Bear

    Listen up, genius. You call yourself a comedian? This joke plays on the word "atheist" by changing it to "eighth-theist." Since 12.5% is one-eighth, the person is only a little bit of a theist.

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  • Comments (4)

  • Whoever wrote that your a genius

    that's fucking stupid but kinda funny

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    Clueless Merlin

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