Nuns and Hoes Common Ground

In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?

They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.

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Explanation

This joke plays on the surprising similarities between nuns and prostitutes, highlighting the shared actions or vows they take. It uses a comparison of religious and sex work contexts to create humor with unexpected parallels and innuendos. The final line is a double entendre, with "swallow their hosts" referencing both the act of oral sex and the consumption of the Eucharist in Catholic tradition.

Comments (71)

i like how many ways you came up with🤣

the last part got me with a disappointed face

whats he saying

i js need to understand this

just stuff about how he’s so regretful

he said he wanted to call and talk about it

i guess i’ll call him tday and see what he wants

weve been talking cus im js tryna understand this

what’s he been saying

idk i cant help but believe him tho

he’s trying to get your sympathy

he just wants you to feel bad so you beg for him back

he saying how he hates himself for the things hes done and that he cant continue to talk to me cus he doesnt want to hurt me but that if he can get his shit together maybe hell come back

mal you deserve so much better

he’s never going to change

it just doesn’t work like that

hating yourself for something bad you did doesn’t erase it

hes trying to be better

he’s avoiding the problem and running away from it

i js love him so much

ill do whatever it takes to help him

i promised him that and i dont break my promises

mal he’s just going to hurt you

he’s not a good person you deserve better

he doesn’t even want you anymore

he said hell be back tho

he promised

he said by december

hell be back to check in

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he doesn’t even want you anymore

unless idk ig did he like

say that

he’s done and you should be too PLEASE

it’s just gonna hurt you

i know what it’s like

but why is he done

all i did was love him

it isn’t your fault

did he say he doesnt want me

idk i js

i dont understand

he doesn’t deserve you

i love him

so much

it hurts so bad

i cant stop loving him

its js too much

mal you deserve so much better

ik i sound stupid but i dont want better

and that sounds so horribly stupid

i js love him sm

and idk how to get past that

even if what he said he feels wasnt real

what i feel is so real