In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
In what ways do nuns and hoes have something in common?
They both worship on their knees. They are both creatures of habit. They both take vows of poverty and obedience. Once chosen, neither can leave the life. They both swallow their hosts.
This joke plays on the surprising similarities between nuns and prostitutes, highlighting the shared actions or vows they take. It uses a comparison of religious and sex work contexts to create humor with unexpected parallels and innuendos. The final line is a double entendre, with "swallow their hosts" referencing both the act of oral sex and the consumption of the Eucharist in Catholic tradition.
sammm
i like how many ways you came up with🤣
Sussy baka
Damn
Anonymous
Very nice.
dark humor
the last part got me with a disappointed face
Anonymous
i’m here
mal
whats he saying
mal
i js need to understand this
Anonymous
just stuff about how he’s so regretful
Anonymous
it’s all bs
Anonymous
idec
Anonymous
he said he wanted to call and talk about it
Anonymous
i guess i’ll call him tday and see what he wants
mal
weve been talking cus im js tryna understand this
Anonymous
what’s he been saying
mal
idk i cant help but believe him tho
Anonymous
dude
Anonymous
TRUST me
Anonymous
he’s trying to get your sympathy
Anonymous
he just wants you to feel bad so you beg for him back
mal
he saying how he hates himself for the things hes done and that he cant continue to talk to me cus he doesnt want to hurt me but that if he can get his shit together maybe hell come back
Anonymous
mal you deserve so much better
Anonymous
he’s never going to change
Anonymous
it just doesn’t work like that
Anonymous
hating yourself for something bad you did doesn’t erase it
mal
hes trying to be better
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
he’s not
Anonymous
he’s avoiding the problem and running away from it
mal
i js love him so much
mal
ill do whatever it takes to help him
Anonymous
no
Anonymous
mal
mal
i promised him that and i dont break my promises
Anonymous
mal he’s just going to hurt you
Anonymous
he’s not a good person you deserve better
Anonymous
he doesn’t even want you anymore
Anonymous
do you understand that
Anonymous
he’s leaving you
mal
he said hell be back tho
mal
he promised
mal
he said by december
mal
hell be back to check in
Anonymous
no
mal
unless idk ig did he like
mal
say that
Anonymous
oh my god mal
Anonymous
he doesnt
Anonymous
he’s done and you should be too PLEASE
Anonymous
please
Anonymous
it’s just gonna hurt you
Anonymous
i know what it’s like
mal
but why is he done
mal
all i did was love him
Anonymous
it isn’t your fault
Anonymous
it’s ALL on him
mal
did he say he doesnt want me
mal
idk i js
mal
i dont understand
Anonymous
he doesn’t deserve you
mal
i love him
mal
so much
mal
it hurts so bad
mal
i cant stop loving him
mal
its js too much
Anonymous
mal you deserve so much better
mal
ik i sound stupid but i dont want better
mal
and that sounds so horribly stupid
mal
i js love him sm
mal
and idk how to get past that
mal
even if what he said he feels wasnt real
mal
what i feel is so real