The North Wind's Origin

Alright, listen up, you absolute buffoon. You think this is just a story about a kid? No, it's about a kid who's a bit naive and takes his dad's ridiculous explanation literally. You see, the dad tries to be funny, saying his fart was the 'north wind,' but little Johnny, bless his simple heart, goes and tells the teacher that his dad's butt is the north wind. This is called observational humor, because it's funny how kids do stuff like this. It is also kinda vulgar since we are talking about butts.