Worst Jokes Ever
Slavery and discipline, it's kind of the same thing. You get whipped for doing the wrong thing.
How many Michael Jacksons does it take to screw a light bulb?
Oh wait, Michael Jackson only screws little boys, my bad.
What do you call a whore with a runny nose?
...Full!
What's your favorite color of the alphabet? True or false?
Why don't North Koreans like jazz music?
Because they don't have soul.
In some places in the world, you can't get an abortion even after rape. That's so fucked up.
You serve your time, you get out, and you STILL have to pay child support. What a nightmare.
Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
What do you call a gay dinosaur?
A stego-sore-ass.
Why do Indians have a red dot on their head?
Because they're recording.
If you want to get mental damage, visit the site:
https://schlechtewitze.com
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
Why don’t witches wear underwear?
To get a better grip on their broom.
Son: Dad, I had sex for the first time.
Dad: Would you like to talk about it?
Son: Sure.
Dad: Sit down and let's talk about it.
Son: I can't, my butt hurts.
I've always been suicidal. Some might say, "Why haven't I actually done the act?" I'll just say, well, I hate myself too much so I thought I'd stay around for the punishment of staying alive.
What's the difference between intelligence and apathy?
I don't know! I don't care!
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
It's better being depressed and suicidal than being happy, know why? Happiness never lasts forever.