Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Worst Jokes Ever
I’ll make a joke about homeless people, but they just don’t work.
What do you call a person in a wheelchair with a speaker?
Rolling Loud 🎸🎸
I ran over some crippled kids. I told [them] to walk it off!
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
What's the difference between a Mexican and a drawer?
The drawer has papers.
I hate it when a couple has a minor quarrel, and the girlfriend updates her Facebook status to ‘single.’
I mean, I fight with my parents all the time, but I never update my status to ‘orphan.’
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry...
So I threw a coconut at her.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
Because they come in family size.
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
My (at the time) boyfriend told our chemistry teacher that blood is corrosive to steel.
Anyways, my sharpener isn’t working because the blade has been too badly damaged from something else...
What is the difference between an orphan and cotton candy?
Answer: The cotton candy gets picked.
Yo mama so dumb, when the bartender said "beer is on the house" she grabbed a ladder.
There are only 2 genders: if you have a dick, or a pussy.
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
He sing, he dance, he he.
What do you call a disabled Chinese person?
Sum Ting Wong.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the last time people got depressed ended World War II.
