Worst Jokes Ever
What do orphans and garbage have in common?
They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter, it won’t come to you.
That moment when the emo kid hangs himself in a bathroom stall, and the autistic kid thinks it's a pinata.
I asked an emo girl, "Do you ever get jealous of your phone when it dies?"
Here's a sex joke.
What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.
If you're in Alabama, family reunions are basically speed dating events.
What’s a kid with Down syndrome's favorite candy... Grunts.
Q: What do you call a black prostitute in space?
A: The Blackhole.
Once I tried to tell my friend a joke about dead people... but it went six feet underground...
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What is red and cries and spins around and around?
- A baby in a microwave.
Why did Michael Jackson get away with it? Because he's a smooth criminal.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? "I think your nuts."
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
A joke becomes a dad joke when it leaves for milk and never comes back.
I'm not a failure. Suuuurrrre.
What did Trump rename the Presidential plane?
Answer: Hair Force One!
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎