Worst Jokes Ever
Why was the orphan so successful?
Because people always said, "Go big or go home," and he only had one option. 😂🤣
Why do orphans get to watch rated R movies? Because their parents can't stop them.
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
"911, what’s your emergency?" I asked, listening to the quiet sobs of a little kid on the other end of the line.
“I think my daddy want to kill me,” the girl said and cried, making me freeze on the spot as I recognized my daughter’s voice.
What was the orphan's name?
Jake! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂🤣🤣😂😂
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
What is the difference between a condom and an orphan?
One of them is used.
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
Every zodiac sign has a different hairstyle except Cancer.
I am the grand wizard, mak.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Q: Why did the cat get arrested?
A: He was caught littering.
What did one copper say to the other? C U.
Q: Why did the cat get a ticket?
A: He was caught littering.
Why can't two Asians make a white baby?
Because two wongs don't make a white.
What's got 5 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet? The finish line at the Boston Marathon.
What did the boy with no hands get for Christmas? Gloves! Nah, just kidding... He still hasn't unwrapped his present.
Why is it annoying to eat by basketball players? Because they dribble all the time!
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.