What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate? -- A candy baa.
What do incest families do on Halloween? Pumpkin
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly dissapointing
A mom gave her son "the talk". her son replies "wait so there really isn't candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied.
What is a pedophiles favorite part about Halloween? -- Free delivery.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered..
Halloween! The day nobody questions the bodies dangling in your tree!
What's an astronauts favorite candy? A Milky Way!
I went trick or treating this year with friends. Good thing I dressed as a zombie ....... no one could tell that it was their blood
Daughter: Mommy?
Mom: Hey
Daughter: What kind of kids do they use to make sour patch kids?
Mom: They don’t use kids to make sour patch kids
Daughter: Oh that’s why the ones I made taste kind of funny...
Yesterday in my dream I ate a ten pound marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was gone
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy" - One of the thousands of missing children
what is six inches, and has nuts, and is hard.
a sinkers bar
Did you hear about the magician who did magic with chocolate? I heard he had loads of Twix up his sleeve.
What is the suns favorite chocolate bar? A Milky Way 😱
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove? So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
A doctor is telling three women what they are addicted to. He says to the first one "You are addicted to money, you named your daughter Penny" He says to the second one "You are addicted to food, you named you daughter Candy" Then the third one whispers to her son "Come on Dick, lets go."
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost? Harlem, New York.
I hate this-Everybody knows its how I roll if you jump into my van you get a Tootsie Roll-My Uncle said this.....
what do orphans be on haloween? themselves
