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I asked a man for ten dollars for a cup of coffee, The man said coffee was only a quarter, I told him I was putting all my begs in one ask it.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso
Jk Its bleach
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
I like my women like I like my coffee
Dark,Rich, and Imported
How did the hipster burn his tongue? -- He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Woman: I want coffee, black Cop: *takes out gun* WHERE?!
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Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in".
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???
Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)
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What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?
Depresso espresso
i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey
