What's black and never works?
Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard.
I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso
Jk Its bleach
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
I like my women like I like my coffee
Dark,Rich, and Imported
Woman: I want coffee, black Cop: *takes out gun* WHERE?!
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, "Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in".
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???
Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)
So, I was getting on a plane, and the pilot does his usual speech talking about altitude and what not with the microphone, and he forgets to turn it off, so after the speech I heard him and the co pilot talking about what they were doing after work, and whatnot, then the pilot said he was dying for a blowjob and a coffee, so a stewardess ran to the pilots cabin, and then left about 15 minutes later, and the pilot shouted "Next time don't forget the coffee!"
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?
Depresso espresso
i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey