Depression

Yeetus

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!

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Puns

Anonymous

Why did the coffee file a police report? – Because it was mugged.

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Sadness

Casie

what do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso

Rich

Joshua Seavey

I like my women like I like my coffee

Dark,Rich, and Imported

Puns

Anonymous

How did the hipster burn his tongue? – He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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Funeral

Anonymous

What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?

Burial grounds.

Marriage

Alan Horn

An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, “Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in”.

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Breakfast

Anonymous

Why did the coffee file a police report??

  • because it got mugged

John

Anonymous

What do you call a sad Coffee

Despesso

Breakfast

Anonymous mouse

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don’t

Sister

Aiden

heres a list of puns not all of them are mine

1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.

2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.

  1. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.

  2. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.

5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”

6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!

7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!

8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!

9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!

10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!

Star Wars

Loan Yoda

Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!

Depression

Anonymous

What do u get when I get mixed with coffee? De-presso

Darkness

Anonymous

i want coffee like my men

Dark

Woman

dankmemester

i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey

Seizure

Anonymous

How do u know Stephen hawking is having a seizures

  • he spills coffee on his I pad
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Depression

Hello

What do you call sad coffee…deppereso!

Work

Anonymous

What’s black and never works?

Decaffeinated coffee, you racist bastard.

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Puns

Anonymous

What is Michal Jordan’s favorite coffee place? Dunkin dounuts.

Puns

Anonymoose

Why did the hipster burn his tounge?-He sipped his coffee before it was cool