If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Coffee Jokes
Why did the coffee file a police report? – Because it was mugged.
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte’. It’s 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
what do you call a sad cup of coffee?
Answer: Depresso
I like my women like I like my coffee
Dark,Rich, and Imported
How did the hipster burn his tongue? – He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Why did the coffee file a police report??
- because it got mugged
An older retired couple - the wife had grown tired of her husband farting in bed each night. One morning she put some chicken parts under the blankets in bed next to him and went off to make some coffee, A few minutes later she hears a loud fart followed by a blood curdling scream. He comes out after awhile and says, “Hon, you were right that I would fart my guts out. Took me the longest to put them back in”.
TIL Ariana Grande is actually a pop singer. I thought it was a fancy coffee for white supremacists.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee. SO his mom said he can have one. He got an esspresso not knowing depresso came with it.
what do you call a sad coffee???
Despresso
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee?
Palpatine: Brew it!
I like my men how I like my coffee…
WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
heres a list of puns not all of them are mine
1.Smaller babies may be delivered by stork but the heavier ones need a crane.
2.Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
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My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
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Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5.Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6.Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7.Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8.How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9.That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10.My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey
What do you call a sad Coffee
Despesso
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don’t
What do u get when I get mixed with coffee? De-presso