I woke up this morning thinking it was gonna be a great day. But then I realized I was still alive.
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Depresso expresso
Jk Its bleach
What's a depressed persons favourite drink
Depresso espresso
Nah just kidding it's bleach
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso Expresso, no more depresso!
Why did the coffee file a police report? -- Because it was mugged.
what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
What is the second hardest thing in the morning?
Getting up.
I like my women like I like my coffee
Dark,Rich, and Imported
How did the hipster burn his tongue? -- He drank his coffee before it was cool.
Woman: I want coffee, black Cop: *takes out gun* WHERE?!
What is a cup called when they show a ton of emotions???
Answer: Expresso!!! (KILL MEH)
Stormtrooper: What should we do with this coffee? Palpatine: Brew it!
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Whats a depressed persons favorite drink?
Depresso espresso
i like my woman like i like my coffee in a big sack on top of donkey
What do you call a sad Coffee
Despesso
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do u get when I get mixed with coffee? De-presso
GO ON THE QUINTILLIONAIRE MORNING ROUTINE NOW!
1. Wake up 2. Take a shit 3. Eat 4. Get out of bed 5. Have breakfast
In honor of Michael Jackson, Starbucks is introducing the Jackson Latte'. It's 50 year old coffee, with 8 year old cream. Get it while supplies last
