Coffee Preference

The joke plays on the common phrase "I like my women like I like my coffee" where the punchline typically describes some trait of the coffee (strong, sweet, etc.). The twist is that the person doesn't drink coffee, implying they don't like women.

• Coffee
• Woman
• Relationship
• Women
• Drink
• Preference

• I like my coffee like I like my women.
• I like my men how I like my coffee... WITHOUT A FUCKING VAGINA!
• I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
• I like my woman like I like my coffee: in a big sack on top of a donkey.