Worst Jokes Ever
Why do orphans have to have customized phones? Because there aren't home buttons.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
What is Alabama’s family tree? A circle.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
The average French car has 7 gears, 6 of which are in reverse mode just in case the Germans come back.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
I was sitting at a bench at the park and saw a lady. She asked which kid was mine, and I responded, "I haven't decided yet."
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head N Shoulders.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
What song did the Titanic victims listen to as they died?
Ice, Ice Baby!!
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?... one gets picked.
I know 5 fat people, and your mama is 4 of them.
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.