Why do people come on here just to say that we should not be making these jokes? They literally look this shit up just to complain.
Worst Jokes Ever
When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
You're so fat that you only know 3 letters: KFC.
What do you call an orphan if every other orphan gets picked?
Someone: Ugly?
Me: No, trick question, they are still an orphan.
Why can't an orphan have milk?
His dad didn't come back with the milk.
What's a cannibal's favourite drink?
A Bloody Mary.
You are so ugly, Hello Kitty said goodbye.
Johnny is walking along, and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"
The priest says, "Because I'm a father."
Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old man's got three kids, and he don't wear his collar backwards."
The priest says, "You don't understand, son. I have thousands of children."
Johnny says, "You should wear your fuckin' trousers backwards."
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
Yo mama so fat she ate Saturn and mistook it for bubble gum.
If I had a garden, I would put your tulips against my tulips... 🌷
What do gay people get for Christmas?
Discrimination.
Why can't people with Tourette's learn to drive?
Because they'll cause a car crash.
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn. It's impeccable.
What is Saturn's favorite movie?
Lord of the Rings.
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
"I hope my death would make more sense than my life."- Joker
Life is like a McDonald's meal; it only lasts 7 seconds for fat people.
If I send a clown to deliver flowers to my wife...
...is that a romantic jester?
What's the difference between an anal and oral thermometer?
The taste.
