Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?
A. A lamb slide.
What is Harry Potter's favorite way to get down a hill? Walking, JK Rowling.
Mother Nature deserves a traffic ticket.
Summer is speeding by way too fast. 🤣🤣🤣
What does a freshly pregnant teen and her baby share?
They both think, "Mom's probably going to kill me."
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
I have a lot of respect for trans women.
That surgery takes balls!
I started a new job. My boss said, "Hi, my name is Rebecca, but people call me Becky." I said, "My name is Kyle, but people call me Dick."
She said, "How do you get Dick from Kyle?" I replied, "You just ask nicely."
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
Why do men give cold women their jackets?
No man wants a blowjob from a woman with chattering teeth.
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Two chinamen walk into a bar. The landlord says, "Why the same face?"
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
I saw an orphan crying the other day, so I asked, "Where are your parents?"
God, I love working at an orphanage :)
If you bet on Russian roulette, even if you win, you still lose.
How do you know your sister is on her period? Your dad's c**k tastes like s**t!
Americans when they think they have the best offensive British jokes: "we threw your tea in the ocean." 💀
British people making offensive jokes about America: "our towers didn’t explode."😎
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why does dark humor love orphans? Because the humor killed their parents.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."