Worst Jokes Ever
Cops go to the hood when the shooting range is closed.
Every zodiac sign has a hairstyle except for Cancer.
What was Hitler's lucky number?
Nein.
Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?
IHOP.
What can you never tell an orphan?
Go home to your parents.
What do you call a fish with no eye?
Fsh.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.
Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.
I am a registered sex offender. I'm just playing, I'm not registered yet.
How does a train eat?
It goes, "chew chew."
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?
It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
"Did you go to the light show?"
"Yeah, it was lit."
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?
I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.