Worst Jokes Ever
What does a pedophile mostly pound on a piano?
A minor.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Kelly Clarkson may be able to shed her weight [through pills], but she will never be able to shed the fact that she admitted herself that she molested her children when they were toddlers.
How does a peadophile help a kid with maths? He adds the bed, divides the clothes, and multiplies with the whole classroom.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
My friend entered a pun contest. He entered ten, figuring at least one of them would win, but no pun in ten did.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
I pushed the kid in the wheelchair down the hill, but before I did, I set his wheels on fire and called him "hot wheels."