Worst Jokes Ever

I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.

"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.

I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apple's actually get picked.

Guys, we should not make fun of 9/11. Like, that stuff is just plain out crazy. Like, you all should not let that fly.

What do you call it when a man is scared in Panera Bread?

Panera dread.

So today I heard a friend say she had a stalker. I can confirm I've never seen a stalker following her.

The best joke in the world is me.

Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.

Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.

I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.

Blue Takis?

What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"

what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?

don't leave me hanging.

What do you call a selfie that is taken by an orphan?

Answer: A family photo.

What do emos and the Lorax have in common?

They both hang with trees.

That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...

My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...

If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.

How do you get a light bulb horny? You turn it on!

What do you call a bunch of sheep rolling down the hill?

A. A lamb slide.