Worst Jokes Ever
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
So if you are bored, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?🙄🙄
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
I once told a chemistry joke... sadly, it got no reaction.
Why don't orphans go to the shops? Because when their mum leaves, she's never coming back.
My mom asked me if I was okay, so I replied, "I will be," and jumped out the window!
Yo mama so fat that Will Smith could slap her from a mile away.
Why do orphans cry at insurance places?
They got offered the family plan.
I have an exam next week, so I called my ex and asked if she had any cheating tips.
Why is the rum gone?
What does a cow say? Moo.
Why did the orphan rob the bank?
He wanted to be wanted.
My name is Ethan, and I don't find this funny.