Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Why are Americans stupid? They shoot everyone that goes to school.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion?
Me time.
The Titanic is now a resort for fish.
Which animal has the largest chest? A Z-bra.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
What do boobs and toys have in common?
They were both originally made for kids, but daddies end up playing with them.
Want to know how to fit 71 people in a car? Two in the front while we handle 69 in the back.
me: calls suicide hotline. hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
A fat girl was dancing on the table, and I said, "Nice legs." She says, "You really think so?" And I say, "Yes, definitely, most tables would have been broken by now."
If an Indian kid is conceived in incest, would that make them OMbred?
Why do orphans always have the newest iPhone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Roses are red. Watches are gold. Get on your knees and do what you're told.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I've got a bouquet in my pants for you.
Do trees pee?
How else do we have No. 1 pencils?
My entire family "TAKE THIS GIRL TO AN ASYLUM!!!"
Me "OH NO" 💀
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
Trying to find a good parking spot is a lot like trying to find a girlfriend.
If you can’t find one, you stick it in the disabled spot and hope nobody finds out.