What's a foot fetishist's favorite food? Hot dogs.
Worst Jokes Ever
My brother apparently has this thing called "asthma". Anyway, I took his vape away today, and he was lying on the floor gasping for air, lol. He must really be addicted to it.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
How many babies does it take to paint a wall red?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Follow the fresh prints.
I can swallow two pieces of string and when they come out the other end, they'll be tied together. I shit you knot.
Did you hear about the two thieves who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
Why do people misplace 9/11 with emo kids? They both have a high death count.
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Hey, are you suicide? 'Cause I dream of you every day! <3
My anus smells.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
The people in 9/11 were the fastest readers. They went through 10 stories in 10 seconds.
My great-great-great grandpa killed Hitler.
Me vs. the emo kid: we go to high-five a tree. I get a high five; the emo kid is left hanging.
Yo mom's so old, she was happily accepted into the museum.
