Worst Jokes Ever
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
What's the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girlfriend with a feather, perverted is when you use the whole bird.
My mum's a carrot.
I have no problem getting dates online. I’ve also had luck with almonds, cashews, and walnuts.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What's an orphan's least favorite game?
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
You need to eat makeup on the inside because, friend, you're so ugly and you're not even pretty on the outside.
Dad: What did you learn in school today?
Timmy: Not enough, I guess, 'cause I gotta go back tomorrow.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
Why are Orphans so bad at poker? Because they don't know what a full house is.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.