Worst Jokes Ever
Wood fired pizza?
How's pizza gonna pay child support now?! :O
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What do sexists and WNBA fans have in common?
There's enough of them to acknowledge their existence.
(Just a joke, no offense.)
Sy'kyira (😌): I can't wait for the therapist to come.
Daina (😊): Same, 30 minutes have passed... I also wonder what that loud sound is.
Sy'kyira (😅): SAME!!!! What, does it sound like a woman suffering???
Daina (😌): I know, right?
Bet y'all did not know Kobe had blue eyes! One blew east and one blew west.
Why was Six afraid of Seven?
Because 7 was accused of the murder of 26 children.
Why did the orphans miss most of the basketball games?
They missed the homecoming games.
Girlfriend: "Would you still love me if I was a figment of your imagination?"
My schizophrenic ass: Of course I would.
Yo mama so fat, survivors of the Titanic said a fat girl on the bow was so heavy, the ship started to sink, but when she reached the stern, the ship split.
What did the tower say to its twin? "Hey, is that a plane?"
What do you call a male prostitute in a bar...
Handy Andy.
Why did the orphan jump off of bridge?
So they can reunite with their dead family.
Q: Why can't orphans play baseball?
A: They can't run home.
(Bully) Boy, you ugly!
(Me) Boy, shut up, that's why your hairline start at the back of your head.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t get a home run.
What is the point of buttchins?
To catch flies.
A man comes home, and the wife says, "My ex just died by getting hit by a bus." And the husband said, "I lost my job as a bus driver."
What do emo kids like to smoke?
"Marjuanakillmyself."
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
Why don’t orphans play baseball?
Because they can’t find home.
Q: Why are Americans so good at Rubik's cubes?
A: 'Cause they have a history of separating colors.