Worst Jokes Ever
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
He sing, he dance, he he.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Do you know Imagine Dragons? Imagine dragon these nuts across your face!
If you eat her out on her period, does that make you Cunt Dracula?
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What do you say to a depressed special kid?
“Why so down?”
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was out-standing.
Q: Why do clowns always get into fights?
A: Because they have the balls to.