Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.
Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.
How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10
Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.
If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?
The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo
What do you call a drunk depressed man that skydives?
Splattered.
Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box
Why did the blind man fall down the well?
He couldn't see that well.
i fell from the stairs the other day. it really "got me down".
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?
Asking for a friend.
Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.
whats the difference between an emo kid an a leaf... only the leaf reaches the ground.
What did the pillow say as it fell off the bed?
Oh sheet!
Boy: my girlfriend didn't dump me, I dumped her...
Off the nearby cliff
What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.
Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.
Q: How do you know a wishing well works? A: If your mother-in-law falls down it
A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?
The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.
What do leaves and suicidal people have in common? Nothing, one falls from the tree and one doesn't
Q: What did the cannibal shout when his friend fell on the floor?
A: "FIVE SECOND RULE!"
Maybe if I fall in love with my depression it'll leave me too-
