Fall

Fall Jokes

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie.

Give a man a plane ticket and he'll fly for a day. Push a man from a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life.

If you drop an emo and a piece of paper from a tree which will hit the ground first?

The piece of oaper because the rope will stop the emo

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box

Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.

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If I place a slide on the edge of a cliff or a really high building, would going down it be considered suislide?

Asking for a friend.

What would fall out of a tree first? A depressed person or a feather?.

Answer: The feather wouldn't. The rope would stop the person from falling all the way.

A leaf and a depressed kid fall from a building. Which hits the ground first?

The leaf, the rope stops the depressed kid.