Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she didn’t have any arms.

Knock knock Who’s there? Not Susie.

What’s a similarity between your best friend and a tree? They both fall over when you hit them with an axe.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn’t she get up? She had no friends. Knock Knock (Who’s there?) Not Sally…

A guy goes onto a rooftop bar, and is sitting next to a guy who says he’s drinking a magical drink. He asks “What’s so magical about it?” the guy drives a car and flies it around the rooftop. the other tries, but falls of and dies.

The bartender shakes his head, and says.

"Y’know, you’re a real jerk when you’re drunk superman.

Why do you see so few black people on ocean cruises?

Well, they’re not gonna fall for that one again!

Two blondes fall down a well. One says to the other one, “Isn’t it dark down here?” She replies, “I don’t know. I can’t see.”

How to fall down stairs Step 1 Step 2 Step 6,7,8 9,10

why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms ~ knock knock who’s there? not sally ~ what first went through sally’s head when the nazis came? a bullet ~ where did sally go when the bomb exploded? everywhere ~ what did sally get for christmas? a bike

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He couldn’t see that well.

What do friends and trees have in common? They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

Why did Sally fall out of the swing She had no arms Why couldn’t she get up Because she had no friends.

Time for a story: There are 500 bricks on a plane, one falls off. How many are left?

What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a refrigerator? Open fridge, put in elephant, close fridge.

What are the 4 steps to putting a giraffe in a fridge? Open fridge, take out elephant, put in giraffe, close fridge.

The lion king is having a birthday party. All the animals attend except one, who is it? Giraffe, he’s stuck in the fridge.

Sally wants to cross an alligator infested river. There is no bridge and the only way she can get across is by swimming. She swims across safely, how? The alligators where at the birthday party.

Sally dies anyway. How? She got hit in the head by a flying brick.

A drunk man walked out of a bar and kept falling flat on his face. He wondered why this was until his wife spoke to him: Wife: why is your face all bloody? Husband: I was so drunk that I couldn’t stand up so I kept falling on my face! Wife: idiot. You left your wheelchair at the bar!

Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator

What’s green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? – A pool table.

A cop pulls a guy over for suspected drunk driving. The cop opens the door and the driver falls out onto the asphalt. The cop says, “Holy shit, you’re so drunk, you can’t even walk!”

The drunk says, “No shit, that’s why I took my car!”

Why did lil Susie fall off the swing? She didn’t have any arms. Knock knock, Who’s there? Not lil Susie

Why did the blind man fall down the well?

He just couldn’t see that well.

Why don’t black people go on cruises… their not falling for that again

Why did Bob fall off the swing while playing? Because he had no arms. Knock Knock who’s there not bob

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