Putin

Putin jokes

Comedian

    • So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good, but I loved the execution.

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    • Grab

    • Trump likes to grab 'em by the pussy. Putin likes to grab them by their tiny hands.

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    • Putin memes

    Politician

    • Have you ever heard of the Russian politician who was so afraid of the dark that, instead of going to the bathroom at night, he would use a metal tin that he kept underneath his bed?

    His name is Vladimir Pootin.

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    • Switch

    • So one day, I took a trip to Russia and saw Vladimir Putin walking in the streets without any bodyguards. Seeing as how I looked just like him, we switched places for a few days.

    After two days, some officer came up to me and asked if we were going to project блять, and I said yes, and the officer said, "God help us."

    So a day later, I heard on the news that every other continent and the moon were destroyed. I then approached the officer and said, "I thought you meant we were having a giant orgy." He said, "We did, and that we were extremely drunk."

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    • Nut

    • "Hey, what's the Russian president's name?" "Putin?" "Yeah, Putin deez nuts in yo mouth!"

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