Putin Jokes

Anonymous
in Ball

Do you know Putin

Putin these balls in your mouth

People: Stop invading Ukraine!

Putin: Ukraine? you mean Mykraine

Putins Brain:

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So, I was at a stand up comedy show in Russia where the comedian was making fun of Putin. The jokes weren’t that good but I loved the execution.

whyed joe biden go to the hospitle because he couldnt stop Putin

Anonymous

Vladimir Putin, Donald Trump and Angela Merkel are standing at the shore and are trying to impress each other with the accomplishments of their countries. Putin brags „We have nuclear submarines which can stay under water for six weeks without having to resurface!“. Trump goes on „Six weeks? That’s nothing. I have the best submarines, they‘re underwater für at least three months!“. Merkel is about to respond, when a giant steel colossus emerges from the sea. A hatch opens, a black uniform appears - „Heil Hitler! We need Diesel.“

7
Lovely perv

WHATS the diffrence between Putin and Hitler? I don’t know you tell me

soup
in Deez Nuts

“hey what’s the russian president’s name?” “putin?” “yeah, putin deez nuts in yo mouth”

Anonymous
in Puns

Trump is Putin America first hahahaha

3
Weird people twin

Anyone know abt the war? It’s not Russia we should hate it’s putin that we should 🙄🤪💅

vlad
in Russian

how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don’t know they just keep Putin them in.

HASAN

Putin be like csgo is much harder in real life!

It's Me your boy

What did trump say to Ukraine when putin bombed them?

It was antifa!!! And China!!!

Anonymous

vladimir putin is probably a homo-phobe because he has to go through life the name of a gay porn star

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HASAN

Putin be like that boat is now submarine!

What is the difference between putin and an onion? Nobody cries because of a cut Putin.

HASAN

Lmao trump and putin dislike my jokes 🤣 😂