Yo mamma so fat that when she landed on the moon, instead of saying "One small step for man kind", she said, "One small step for world domination"
Carkis
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
We better stop telling orphan jokes cause their parents will get mad. Oh...wait...nevermind
Why cant orphans play on a computer?
Cause they have no motherboard.
Why do orphans do so well in life?
When people told them "Go big or go home", they only had one option