Life Expectancy Solution

The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, you knucklehead, let me break it down for you. You see, you thought the guy was solving his life problem, which was his death sentence, by killing the doctor. But the twist is that he didn't solve anything by doing that. Instead of having one year to live, he now has 15 years in jail. You smooth brain!

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