Worst Jokes Ever

Hot women with big boobs work at Hooters, but where does a handicap woman work?

IHOP.

What can you never tell an orphan?

Go home to your parents.

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Fsh.

My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪

I went to the principal's office because I gave a deaf kid ear pods for his birthday.

I wish my lawn was emo. Then it would cut itself.

Who is the only person time waits for? Nun.

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.

"Did you go to the light show?"

"Yeah, it was lit."

Relationships are like fat people.

Most of them don’t work out.

How does a train eat?

It goes, "chew chew."

I don't get this. Why is it I go to an orphanage and all of a sudden they said I used to be the cutest baby there?

Why is the Catholic church in favor of condoms now?

It's now getting harder to hide DNA evidence.

I asked my mom what is dark humor. She said "see them boy over there in the wheelchair, ask him to walk." I said, "but I’m blind." She responded, "Exactly."

I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.

I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.

What is red and cries and spins around and around?

- A baby in a microwave.

What do orphans and garbage have in common?

They’re both in the street, and no one wants to pick them up.

Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.

Here's a sex joke.

What's the best part of having sex with 28 year olds? There's 20 of them.