Worst Jokes Ever
Your mum is so old that when I told her to act her age, she died.
Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?
A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.
What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Your hairline's so far back that Dora the Explorer couldn't find it.
It's not funny to joke about orphans. Without any education, they'd never understand what the jokes mean.
Question: Why did the blonde get excited after finishing a puzzle in 5 months?
Answer: The box said 3-5 years!
Q: Why was the depressed kid sad on Christmas?
A: They weren't hanging like the ornaments on a tree.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Friend: Stop with the self harm jokes, they're not funny.
Me: It's not that deep. I'll cut it out.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
My mom said don't fuck whores.
So I kicked my step sis out the house.
I realized that a really bad joke and my life are the exact same thing.
Why are the Twin Towers and genders so similar?
Because there used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now.
What’s the best part about fucking an emo chick?... she's limited edition.
My wife cheated on me with my brother.
She didn't have a sister, so I improvised, and now all I have to do is wait nine months for one to come.
The woman saw a cute lookin' cop. She had pulled up right next to him and said, "Hey, can I get your number?" He said, "Yeah, it's 911," and drove off.
What's an astronaut's favorite candy? A Milky Way!
Cheap oil, no immigration, and no school shootings.
Corona did what Trump promised.