Worst Jokes Ever
Being alive is so expensive, I am not even having a good time doing it.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Why was the orphan so successful?
They told him, "Go big or go home," he only had one option.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
The apples get picked.
Your friend walks up to you and shows you a picture of an overweight woman.
What would you rate this woman?
A 7.
Why?
Because 7 ate 9!
"I think my draco might be gay. Why? 'Cause he blow niggas."
Nardo Wick
A friend of mine used to be morbidly obese, but after lots of exercise and hard work... We were able to lift his coffin.
Yo mama so fat it took Thanos 2 snaps.
"Doctor, I'm shrinking!"
"Well, you'll just have to be a little patient."
what do you call it when a person dies in Panera Bread?
Panera dead.
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What is an orphan's favorite movie?
Home Alone.
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Orphans maybe got phones, but they don't have a home button.
I told my mom to get rope for a project, and when she got home, I got the good old coat hanger out and hung myself up.
I tried to give directions to an orphan, but he got lost because there was no home.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.