Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they don’t know where home is.
What did the girl say to the man with a moustache?
I moustache you a question.
Why was Michael Jackson kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!
What starts with the letter M, ends with -arriage and is a man's favorite thing? Miscarriage. That joke never gets old, just like the baby.
Abortion is a really touchy subject for me. On one hand, there's dead babies! But on the other hand, women get a choice.
"When Republicans do politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's politics." ---Tyler Nixon
What does FNAF mean? Five Nasty Ass Fools.
My jokes are like kids with cancer; they never get old.
Why did Michael Jackson go to jail? He was feeling a little Randy.
Cannibal eats missionary, gets a taste for religion.
I do consider Johnny Depp to be a victim of domestic violence.
Just like how I consider a children's hospital run by Michael Jackson and a retirement home run by Harold Shipman to be both safe places to be in.
Why can’t Indian women drive?
They’re too used to riding their camels.
Roses are red, violets are blue. I've got 5 fingers, she will get 2.
What's the difference between oxygen and children? I don't have oxygen in my basement.
"This isn't the first time my husband's cheated on me, but you're my sister! You'd better have a better explanation than this magic lamp."
"You know how you have to be specific making wishes? Well, I was really horny and asked the genie to have the world's biggest penis....ended up with a concert pianist that's seven foot tall. Nice guy. Next time I tried, I asked for the world's biggest cock, that was fun but the poor rooster died. So I asked for the world's biggest dick and that's how I ended up on top of your husband."
Can’t believe how ungrateful my dwarf next-door neighbor is. I saw him waiting at the bus stop earlier today and offered to give him a lift, but he told me to “fuck off.” In the end, I decided to just close my rucksack and walk away.
Tj's hairline is so far back, Blue's Clues can't find it.
Do midgets still start their childhood stories off with, "When I was little"?
Your forehead's so big, when you were being born, the doctors thought you had no face.
Why’s it so hard to break up with a Japanese girl? You gotta drop the bomb twice.