Worst Jokes Ever
I was in the mood for some dark meat, so I called my black friend.
My dad went out for milk. It's been 15 years and I still have to eat my cereal dry.
Blue Takis?
I was happy for once, and my family was happy I was happy, but that all changed when they found out I was thinking about bridges and humans.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quickly Robin, to the Batmobile!"
what did the suicidal kid say to the tree?
don't leave me hanging.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
What do emos and the Lorax have in common?
They both hang with trees.
That poor kid, he was fine until I bought him a mother's day card for his mum. The second he saw it, he burst out crying...
If messyourself was on the Titanic, he would die first.
My therapist once said, "time heals all wounds." So I stabbed him. Now we wait...
People say killing two birds with one stone is a good thing, but when I did it, people just looked horrified.
The best joke in the world is me.
Don't say that you're not a joke. Jokes have meanings.
I was in a school shooting a few years ago, 3 people died.
I guess that’s what you get when you’re bad at hide and seek.
What is an orphan's family tree?
A stump.
Yo mama so old, her birth certificate expired.
What do White Castle sliders and Michael Jackson have in common? They have their meat in tiny wet buns.
I like my women the way I like my coffee, and I don't drink coffee.
I went to go hang out with the emo kids, but they already did.
What is the difference between Putin and Hitler? Putin no longer supplies gas and Hitler gives it away for free.