Worst Jokes Ever
What did the cow say to its udders? "Hi."
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
Somebody told me to cheer up so.... I told him to pass me a rope :)
What's a depressed person's favorite drink?
Coff- na, jk, bleach.
Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:
"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"
what do you get when you cross parents, the san fran bridge and a moody asian teen?
Niagra falls
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
I remember waving at this guy in the street. The a**hole didn't wave back... Come to think of it, he was also swinging around a weird stick.
What's an emo's favorite game?
Hangman.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They never reach home.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friend deered it to!
Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝
“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”
What does a cigar and a hamster have in common?
Both are completely harmless until you put it in your mouth and light it on fire.
If you’re ever bored, then go outside and punch an orphan. Who are they going to tell, their parents?
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
Bestfriend @3am: I love you.
Me: Love you too.
*wait whatttttttttttttttttttt*
I don't know if this is funny.
Why do scuba divers fall backwards off of the boat?
Because if they fell forward, they'd still be on the boat.
What is the difference between a drug dealer and a prostitute?
A prostitute can wash their crack and resell it.
What's the favorite Spiderman film for orphans?
Homecoming.