The Milk Run

The humor comes from the absurdly long time the dad has been gone after going out for milk, implying he abandoned his family. It's a play on the common trope of a parent leaving for a simple errand and never returning.

• Milk
• Dad
• Breakfast
• Family
• Year
• Cereal

• Did your dad ever tell you he was going to get milk... But then never came back lol? 😅
• You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.
• I always wanted to go to the store as a kid because I always wanted to look for my dad that went to go get the milk, but I could never find him.
• What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing, they are both one thing except he never returns with milk. (I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION!)