What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?
If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.
To whoever stole my antidepressants I hope you are happy now
Is Depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle
what happens when the president turns emo? the great depression
I'm starting to wish my grass was emo. Why? So it would cut itself.
Being sad is my only happiness
Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.
you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she’s probably angry.
What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal???
LIFE
what do you call a sad cup of coffee? Answer: Depresso
--> I only have 4 moods:
• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you
--> I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:
• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything
--> and don't forget the inevitable
• fuck it
-->and for those who have just given up
• fuck
This is beautiful
A DEPRESSED GUY WALKS INTO A BAR AND SAYS "CAN I GET SHOT".THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "YOU MEAN CAN YOU GET A SHOT RIGHT?THE BARTENDER THEN SAYS "WELL..........WHAT DRINK WOULD YOU LIKE?THE DEPRESSED THEN RESPONDS WITH A "NO I REALLY WANT TO GET SHOT.
What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.
My friend was feeling low today so I went up to her and said "You know I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life" I don't think she likes me now
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention I guess I have depressed depression
What do my cloths and a depressed person not have in common?
My cloths don't hang themselves...
if your depressed and you crying like this joke
I was in the mood for some dark meat so I called my black friend.
A man walks into a bar and say I'm feeling depressed what do you have to cheer me up? The bartender replied: a shotgun
