80+ Mood Jokes

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

To whoever stole my antidepressants, I hope you are happy now.

what happens when the president turns emo?

the great depression.

Is depression an emotion or a state of mind? I call it a lifestyle.

I'm starting to wish my grass was emo.

Why?

So it would cut itself.

the emo is here and tired

A brown, round face with large, dark eyes that are tearing up.

Being sad is my only happiness.

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

Why did the emo leave the bar?

Because it was happy hour.

Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.

You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

What's a depressed person's least favorite type of cereal?

LIFE.

What do you call a sad cup of coffee?

Answer: Depresso.

I only have 4 moods:

• fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

• fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

and don't forget the inevitable

• fuck it

and for those who have just given up

• fuck

This is beautiful.

A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"

The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"

The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"

The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

Q: Why do depressed people always have colored hair?

A: That’s as close as they can get to dye.

My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.