Mood jokes
If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.
Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!
A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"
The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"
The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"
The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."
Hope everyone is having a good day! ❤️
BlessedBrian's face is like a mood ring... it turns blue whenever I'M around.
Bro, you ever think while driving the moped why they call it a footrest when the foot never lets it rest? The foot is working harder than the engine. You push, push, but still go the same speed like a turtle with a bad mood during a rabbit race...
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
Did you hear about the cat that ate a lemon? Now it's a sourpuss.
The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don't know how to feel about that.
Anyone want to eat me up? I'm in that kind of mood right now.
I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good.
Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.
What's something a depressed person can do that a regular person can't?
The depressed person can scan themself.
Why was the entire population emo in the 1920s?
Because it was the Great Depression.
Adam and Eve were sitting on the beach one day, and Eve says to Adam, "Let's go for a swim." Adam replies, "I'm not in the mood."
She says, "Okay, I will go by myself." She puts her toes in the water and splashes around and says, "The water is beautiful, come in!" Adam replies, "Na, still not in the mood."
Eve wades into the water until she gets to her waist. Adam jumps up and yells at Eve standing waist deep and says, "Oh no, now all the fish are gonna smell like that!"
I know it sounds cheesy, but I feel grate!
Little Johnny said he wanted a coffee, so his mom said he can have one.
He got an espresso, not knowing "depresso" came with it.
Me and my suicidal friend are close, so I took him to the mall to treat him.
We bought snacks, a new controller for his Xbox, and LED lights for his room to hopefully brighten his mood. After we scanned the last item, the machine beeped by itself.
What does the depressed person say to the happy person?
"Damn, I wish I was on the stuff you're on, lol."
I love stairs. They always bring me up.
Why did you go depressed?
Because you’re you.
Why is emo grass better than normal grass?
Emo grass is gonna cut themself.