Mood

Mood Jokes

Depression

What is the worst motivational thing to say to a depressed person?

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again.

Memes

Depression

If you ever feel depressed, drink some coffee.

Expresso, expresso, no more depresso!

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  • Razor

    Anyone else on here looking at depressing jokes to make themselves feel better? Not that it's working, but it's nice to know that I'm not alone. Well, enough with the sob story, I gotta go get my razors. See ya in the long run.

    Depression

    How to tell if you're depressed? You came to a website called "worst jokes ever.com" looking for a quick smile.

    Hand

    You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.

    Life

    I only have 4 moods:

    • fuck this • fuck that • fuck me • fuck you

    I empathize with the above, but I have an additional 4 moods to add:

    • fuck yeah • fuck no • fuck my life • fuck everything

    and don't forget the inevitable

    • fuck it

    and for those who have just given up

    • fuck

    This is beautiful.

    Shot

    A depressed guy walks into a bar and says, "Can I get shot?"

    The bartender then says, "You mean, can you get a shot, right?"

    The bartender then says, "Well... what drink would you like?"

    The depressed guy then responds with, "No, I really want to get shot."

    Bear

    What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? -- A bi-polar-bear.

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  • Friend

    My friend was feeling low today, so I went up to her and said, "You know, I would hang in there if I was you, swaying through life." I don't think she likes me now.

    Depression

    I tend to think my ‘depression’ is for attention. I guess I have depressed depression.