you can tell a lot about a woman’s mood just by her hands. For example, if she’s holding a gun, she’s probably angry.

What do you call a bear with extreme mood swings? – A bi-polar-bear.

Why can’t all guys be more like Kenny? He doesn’t get all upset when his mom isn’t in the mood.

At every funeral it’s a try-not-to-say-big-mood-challenge for me

I know people don’t really like cat puns, but mine are PURRety good. Did you CATch that one? No? Because you are in a bad mood? You should WISKER those feelings away. We should PAWnder ways to fix your mood. Just remember to keep CLAWing at the problem. I am glad I can help MEW.

The other day someone stole my mood ring. I don’t know how to feel about that.