What is the toughest thing about living a vegan life?
Getting up at 5am to milk the almonds.
Milking Almonds
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Explanation
The joke plays on the idea of milking almonds, which isn't a real thing. You get almond milk by soaking them, not by 'milking' them like a cow. It's funny because it makes veganism sound much more difficult and absurd than it actually is.