Milking Almonds

The joke plays on the idea of milking almonds, which isn't a real thing. You get almond milk by soaking them, not by 'milking' them like a cow. It's funny because it makes veganism sound much more difficult and absurd than it actually is.

• Vegan
• Life
• Milk
• Morning
• Food
• Dairy

• I love almond milk. It’s unlike any udder milk.
• What do you call a vegan cow? A vegan cow. :/ OR A regular cow. 🐄🙌
• I had to give up my vegetarian diet. Turns out they're a lot harder to catch than cows.
• I thought about going on an all-almond diet. But that’s just nuts.