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A teacher asked her young students to get their parents to tell them a story with a moral at the end of it. The next day, the kids came back and one by one began to tell their stories. There were all the regular type of stuff.

But then the teacher realized that only Janie was left. "Janie, do you have a story to share?" "Yes madam... My daddy told me a story about my Mom." "OK, let’s hear,” said the teacher.

“My Mom was a Marine pilot in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq and her plane got hit. She had to bail out over enemy territory and all she had was a flask of whiskey, a pistol, and a survival knife. She drank the whiskey on the way down so the bottle wouldn’t break and then her parachute landed her right in the middle of 20 Iraqi troops.” “She shot 15 of them with the pistol, until she ran out of bullets, killed four more with the knife, till the blade broke, and then she killed the last Iraqi with her bare hands.”

Pin drop silence in the class!

"Good Heavens," said the horrified teacher, "What did your Daddy tell you was the moral to this horrible story?"

“Stay away from Mummy when she’s drunk...!!!”

A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.

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Dislike if you're furry.

Repost if you HATE blacks.

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A married woman gets hit by a truck, and the cops tell her husband:

Cop: "Sir, it looks like your wife's been hit by a truck."

Man: "I know, but she has a great personality."

Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"

I tell short people to reach for the stars.

They are always a bit short of reach.

If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"

Your mum stinks of disabled people.

Wanna know why?

I don't know either, you tell me.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?

Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

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you!

Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!

Who tells the best chicken jokes?

Comedi-hens!

I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.

Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!

Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.

Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.