Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Tell Jokes
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.
Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
I'd tell a slavery joke, but they've been flogged to death.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."
Tell an emo, "Do you get jealous when your phone dies?"
Like if you like dogs. Dislike if you like cats. Other animal? Tell me in the comments!
How to kick a deaf person off the plane:
Step 1: Pretend to yell and get some friends to do it, too.
Step 2: Tell your friends to raise both of their hands.
Step 3: He's out of the plane on a parachute.
I can't tell what's farther, the Great Wall of China, or how far Paul Walker flew out of his windshield.
Ok guys, I think we should stop being mean. That will tell their grandparents.
