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If you are a bully at a school, when you get home, find an orphan and beat them up!

What are they going to do? Tell the orphan lady to tell you to stop? 😆😝

Tell me a joke about sodium.

Na.

If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.

When Knife tells Annoying Orange, "I'm trying something new," Annoying Orange said, "Oh no, are you having a midknife crisis?" and then Annoying Orange laughs.

Teacher: What's 55 flowers plus 67 flowers?

Kid: A garden?

Teacher: Did I tell you that you're adopted?

So, there is this button. There's a 50% chance you get a million dollars. There's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle. Make them press the button, and if they give the money, you just push the orphan over, take their money, and run away because who are they going to tell? Their parents?

If your sis makes you mad, so go to your friend's home to play.

If your sis is sad, go tell Mom.

Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?

Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.

I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.

Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?

He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.

The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:

"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.

Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?

Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.

I'm bone dry in material, but I have a skeleTON of skeleton jokes. After I tell you all these rib ticklers, you will have a bone to pick with if you didn't find that funny, you outta rip my spine out.

Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.

I

hate

you!

Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!

Who tells the best chicken jokes?

Comedi-hens!

Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.

This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.