Let's tell a secret about each other... I'll go first.
I
hate
you!
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you simpleton. The joke here is that the setup implies a friendly sharing of secrets. But BAM! It subverts expectations with a direct declaration of hatred. Like, whoa, what a twist! It's funny because it's unexpected and kinda mean. Since you are a joke author, I bet you are kinda mean, or at least think that you are funny, which makes you more sad.
i'm shit
yes yes yes
Crippling anxiety
My secret: You are so correct ik but my host has to get used to it