I was gonna roast you about your chin, but I didn't know which one to talk about.
A Pilot is having a talk with one of his passengers, the passenger asks, "Why did you become a Pilot?" The Pilot replies with, "To face my fears." The passenger then says "You're afraid of heights?". "No, i'm afraid of dying alone".
A mom gave her son "the talk". her son replies "wait so there really isn't candy involved? Guess Grandpa lied.
One day, the teacher asks a boy, "Why can't fish talk underwater?" The kid says, "If I put your head underwater, will you be able to talk?"
"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i'm talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes
A guy finds a genie...
He says, "I wish I was better at talking to women."
"Poof!" the genie says, "You're gay!"
so I and my friend were talking this time, I asked them what they would do if they ever met rengoku they said that they would probably like shake his hand or sm but I said I would lick his forehead. wtf
Me: *Meets girl, starts to form crush* Me after I get enough courage to talk to her: “Are you a casket lid because I want you on top of me*
“What do you call my friend group?* *Suicide Squad*
Leave a like if your like sex and porn.and talk to me if any question
Trying to make a baby talk is like trying to negotiate with north korea
Joker gives batman a phone thomas:uhh son we need to talk... about the uhh dressing up. martha:hello dearie brucie is it ok if you visit me when you go to jokers house
How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? 10, 1 to change the lightbulb 9 to talk about how inspired they are?
Hi if you are suffering with depression and want to talk about it plz do so in the comments, and just know you are NOT alone.
I was going to talk about your chin but i wasnt sure which one to write about.
finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.
There's a lot of talk about starting families, but no one ever talks about finishing what they started.
Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they are all dead.
Ok so km bored depressed and lonley someone wanna talk....
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
"Honey, let's not go so deep into the woods, please. I'm starting to get scared." "It's easy for you to talk. I can go back alone right now!"
