Talk jokes

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.

He was a great pilot ;(

How I talk: Hello

How Stitch talks: HeLlO.

A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?

My science teacher was talking about natural selection.

At one point, she asked me to name the first person to theorize about it. I said, "Eric Harris." It was on his shirt.

If you don't get the joke, look up "Eric Harris natural selection."

The other day, my wife asked me to pass her lipstick, but I accidentally passed her a glue stick. She still isn’t talking to me.

If you don't have big Nyash,

Lower your voice while talking to me, you Mau Mau warrior. 😂😂😂

What did the acute triangle say to the obtuse triangle?

Nothing, triangles can't talk.

Anyone wanna talk? I'm bored.

"Talking Ben killed me. JK, it was talking me."

Bored come talk v rah.

Why did you say hi? Babies don't talk.

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

To Drew the Devil,

We NEED to talk RN. I'm very mad at you, and we need to talk.

Angry Alex

This is how animals were named.

"Bye Son." *cuts call*. What are we talking about?

"Bison. Perfect."

Which hole talks faster? Your mouth or your ass? Can't tell the difference because they both run shit at once.

Why couldn’t the dinosaurs talk? Because they were dead.