Talk jokes

Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."

My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.

"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."

Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.

I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.

What do you call a phone that talks?

A reader in a leader.

Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?

Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.

Guy: Let's drop the soap.

Girl: Let's do it!

One day I visited my friend in a hospital.

I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"

Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.

I was going to join the debating team.

... but someone talked me out of it.

What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.

Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."

I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"

When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.

I always say no to drugs, but considering that I'm talking to them right now, I probably already said yes.

My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.

Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.

Why can't dinosaurs talk?

'Cause they're dead.

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It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.