Talk jokes
Two men were talking about their wives. The first man says, "My wife is an angel." The second man says, "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
My girlfriend treats me like God. -- She ignores my existence and only talks to me when she needs something.
"Watersharky, we need a little talking..."
Stephen Hawking can't walk the walk or talk the talk.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
When deaf people fight, they let their fists do the talking.
One day I visited my friend in a hospital.
I remember when I spoke, "You know, sometimes it's reaching its peak and its lowest state, but I know you'll always end like the others at calming and straight!"
Yes, I talked about the heart monitor beside him.
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
During the Wintery Wackiness Wars!
A Soviet Sergeant, stationed stilly near a sloped summit with his silly soldiers!
Then a shout sails from the tippy-top: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a hundred heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant's kerfuffle commences, commanding a caravan of one hundred comrades to conquer the crest!
Nifty navigation notes nil, the nasty news nabs many! After an Hour, hush descends. The high voice hollers, "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures a thousand heroic Honchos!"
Kommander fumes, forcing a further flurry, flinging one thousand fine fellows skyward!
Nearly two hours now and the noisy nuisance ceases, then the shouting starts: "A Finnish fighter's fantastic force fractures ten thousand heroic Honchos!"
The Kommandant kaput! Ten thousand troopers take the trek, taking tanks, trundling skyward, to take the terrain!
Four fearsome, fretful hours then a soldier in tatters comes tumbling, talking: "Stop sending up soldiers, sir! There's two Finns fighting fiercely!"
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
I see my friends at school. They talk to me, they go back to class, but they forgot I am their classmate, and they were like, "You're a dumbie." And I was, "Well, you're a dumbass, bi***!"
I'm so good at talking to myself but not to others.
Hi, I'm a girl gamer looking for a hot bf.
It was too irritating to listen to her and lend her my ear to talk to.
Anyone want to join us? :DDD Talk to anyone on the chat :)
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Who is this Gwen everyone is talking about?
My boyfriend just broke up with me for talking about video games too much. What a stupid thing to Fallout 4.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
I was going to join the debating team.
... but someone talked me out of it.