What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A dino-snore!
What happens when the music note starts to misbehave? Then he gets into treble!
What did the Queen Bee says to her bees? Beehive yourselves!
Why did the bee gets into trouble? Because he wasn't beehiving very well!
Who is chicken's favourite actor? James Cor-hen!
What is mouse's favourite movie? Sharpay's Fabu-mouse Adventure!
What is cats and dogs's favourite story and movie? Romeow and Drooliet!
Wat do you give a sick bird? Tweet-ment!
Where did the mouse go? To the mouse-um!
Why didn't anyone laugh at pizza jokes? Because they were too cheezy!
What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew!
Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because he wasn't peeling very well!
Why did the manager hire the marsupial? Because he was koala-fied!
What pictures did turtles take? Shell-fies!
Who tells the best chicken jokes? Comedi-hens!
Who is Santa's favourite singer? Elf-is Presley!