Fortnite

Fortnite Jokes

America

Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.

Son

Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?

Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?

Divorce

Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?

They’re just two weeks to quit.

Fortnite Card

GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!

Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!

Pistol

Me: How does this thing work?

ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.

ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*

Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.

Ass

"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."

Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?

Place

What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.

Rose

Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.

Life

Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."

Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."

Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."

Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."

Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*

Down Syndrome

How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?

They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.