Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody
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What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite? Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds? They asked a bunch of kids with down syndrome to film a documentary.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
what was the Fortnite kids last words, I didn't know pumps are back in the game
Want To Hear A Joke?
Fortnite
Like and commet if you play fortnite
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
how are fortnite cards and orphans similar: theyre given away
stephen hawkins one hp (fortnite)
Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.
Fortnite is good (Awesome joke, right?)
What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
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