Fortnite jokes
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
Fortnite Battle Pass.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Fortnite is good.
(Awesome joke, right?)
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!!
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
Stephen Hawking: one hp (Fortnite)
"Fortnite battlepass, I just shit out my ass."
Fortnite, Fortnite, did I mention Fortnite, Fortnite, Fortnite?
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
Want to hear a joke?
Fortnite.
Roses are red, violets are blue, Fortnite is dead and so are you.
Fortnite
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.