Fortnite jokes
Fortnite Battle Pass.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
I play Fortnite, but also I play Minecraft for 14 nights.
Symptoms of Schizophrenia
The symptoms of this condition are fairly easy to recognize because they stand out so distinctly from a person’s usual behavior. In order for a diagnosis to be made, the person must suffer from two more of the following for at least one month:
Delusions
Hallucinations
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Fortnite is just like high school. You get off the bus and start shooting everybody.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but I can't seem to build on it.
Me: How does this thing work?
ForTnite kid: Oh, you don’t know how to use a pistol? Look, I’ll show you.
ForTnitekid: *shoots foot*
Me: That wasn’t a very good demonstration.
A kid asks his father, "How long is our trip, Dad?"
The kid's father says, "Our trip is a Fortnite."
Fortnite is gay and rëtarded.
What made people mad?
Planes in Fortnite Battle Royale!
Guess how I got away from my mom saying I can't play Fortnite? I took my stuff and I ran to Iran.
What do you call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7?
A: A virgin.
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite?
They’re just two weeks to quit.
I was playing Fortnite with a kid, then I heard their emo sister in the background, and it sounded like they were playing Fortnite, too, with the pistol shot and all.
He plays Fortnite just to build walls.
Why did the bean play Fortnite?
Because it had a beantroller.
I have two eyes and am afraid of sex.
A Fortnite player.
Me and my cancer
Are like a game of Fortnite.
I’ll never win.