Friend #1: "Yo guys, what's the most unfair game you've ever played? For me it's Fortnite."
Friend #2: "I'd have to say Monopoly."
Me: "The most unfair game you say? Life, definitely. Like, no one wins, it's a one-way game."
Friend #2: "Uhh...that's not exactly what he meant..."
Friend #1: *calls the suicide hotline*
Fortnite is like America... At one time it was good and free. Now it's neither.
Want To Hear A Joke?
Fortnite
Fortnite is just like high school. you get off the bus and start shooting everybody
What do u call a man who plays Fortnite 24/7 A: a virgin
How did Fortnite record their henchman sounds?
They asked a bunch of kids with Down syndrome to film a documentary.
Roses are red, violets are blue, fortnite is dead and so are you.
Fortnite Battle Pass
what was the Fortnite kids last words, I didn't know pumps are back in the game
guess how i got away from my mom saying i can't play fortnite, i took my stuff and I ran to Iran
Donald trump, "I play fortnite just to build walls"
Like and commet if you play fortnite
dont treat her like a gold pump when shes treating you like a grey pistol, put down a launch pad and rotate 💯
how are fortnite cards and orphans similar: theyre given away
Did y’all hear about the increasing divorce rate because people are addicted to Fortnite? They’re just two week to quit.
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!! Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
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What does fortnite and real life have in common?
They both lost their tower
Me:how does this thing work? ForTnite kid: oh u don’t know how to use a pistol look I’ll show you ForTnitekid: shoots foot Me: that wasn’t a very good demonstration
My girlfriend called me a bot in fortnite, so I called her sandwich maker 3000
A kid asks his father, " How long is our trip dad?" The kids father says , " Our trip is a fortnite."
