finally some social platform where you can talk about muslims and not get bombed. obv, unless you share your residence.
I always keep anti fungal spray with me....coz I don't want to share my gf with anyone
Why can't orphans go big,when you go big it's considered family size
Hi guys. I am so happy and proud of myself and i thought i should share with you!! Today i saw myself on TV when i turned it off.
How do you get a boy to share something? Bring in michael Jackson's bed
GIVEAWAAAAAAY!!! Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
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Share did sally go during the bombing? Everywhere.
Riddle: i can fill a room, others can have me,but i cant be shared. what am i? Answer: Loneliness.
Okay, 19 dollar Fortnite card. Who wants it? And yes, I’m giving it away. Remember: Share, share, share! And trolls: Don’t get BLOCKED!
What does Hiroshima, Nagasaki share in common with balls? “They both drop”
I have a joke about time travel, but I'm not gonna share it. You guys didn't like it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.
But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..
Did you hear about the monkeys that share a amazon account?They where prime mates
I offered to share a Meal with an Homeless Person once but he said "Piss off and buy your Own"
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number", my friend - "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this x
What do you call two monkeys who share the same Amazon account prime mates
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish!
Little Johnny went on a camping trip. All the tents we're taken so her shared with the teacher. So Little Johnny says: Can I play with your bellybutton my mom always let's me when we camp. So the teacher says: Sure 5 minutes later the teacher says: Woah Woah Woah that's not my bellybutton! Little Johnny says: Woah Woah Woah thats not my finger.
That time when you realise that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
+1 like=1 kid in my basment +1 comment =1 kid in my microwave +1 share =1 kid in my blender
