Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt cause he don't no what a mummy is
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Arab rizz Are u a tower cause I wanna blow u up and don't let's your friend know about this Rashid I told u not to blow it up I had it
The greatest Arab pilot, my grandfather
Let's hope the new tower doesn't go plane watching like the old ones
North Tower: Hey south tower we can talk later I gotta catch a plane
*True story* I saw his guy with a very bad hairline who was painting himself blue and it said smurf paint but I shouted MEGAMIND
What do u call the bell at the Asian restaurant I'm Ta Ping it Som Ting Won
For some reason a group of emo kids are following me because I gave them a happy meal 🤔
Yo mama so fat that when she went to the fatty compition they said no because they didn't want professionals
(Just a joke she's probably kind)
Why are Indians such good actors
Most of them are phone scammers
would u rather listen to Justin bieber or die in the slowest and most painful way possible. there the same thing
school shootings are everywhere. in ice cream shops and even the woods
Q.if i go 1 on 1 with Harvey weinstein i wont get raped A. im not a 14 yr old girl
gay orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call daddy. and lesbian orphans don't exist cuz they have no one to call mommy
my dad died in 911 he was a Muslim pilot
dark humor is like parents not everybody gets it
tell an orphan: if u got no parents clap your hands
Q. why do orphans hate fast and furious movies A. cuz they say family to often
Q. why can't the orphan buy robucks A. he could not use his mothers credit card
the parents who left their kids on the side of the road should of thought twice and got abortion