Chuck Norris knows Victoria's Secret.
The definition of a stalker is two people going on a romantic walk but only one person knows about it.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.
9 months later they happily had some use for their baby carriage.
2 years later they went up again then their daughter had a brother.
But 1 little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother..
The secret to dark humor is the delivery... oh wait, the baby was stillborn.
I was with my blind friend, and he's telling me "Yeah I can read braille". So I hand him a Lego brick and ask him to read it. Apparently, Lego has been hiding a dark secret from us for years; as all their bricks read "Screw you, asshole"
my new girl friend is a porn star she would probably kill me if she found out
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
wha can you tella dog, but not your girlfriend..? come
My girlfriend is a porn star. -- She will kill me if she finds out.
My girlfiends a porn star
She kill me if she found out
I can do a very good Michael Jackson impersonation , I just need a kid who can keep a secret
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Secretly, I’m a woman catfishing gay men on Grindr. When a notification from the app went off, my son told me, “I’ve heard that sound, daddy has that game too!”
The couple next-door made a porn film.
They don’t know it yet.
i went to see my dentist and she warned me it was going to hurt. then she told me she was having an affair with my husband. good news though...the cleaning didnt hurt.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said "I inherited a watering hole." Bewildered I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?" "I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
My bff asked me: "You know why it took Carlos 3 days to move on?" I said: "Why?" My bff says: "Well its because he was already cheating." I said: "KNEW IT!"
How do you keep a moron in suspense?......
Ill tell you tomorrow!
Recently I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
