An old lady in the bank told me to check her balance so I pushed her over.
Do you know a way to really freak out someone that works at a car dealership?
You say "Tell me if you can hear me", then get in the trunk and start screaming.
Chuck Norris would have died a couple of years ago, but death hasn't built up the courage to tell him.
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.
If u want to pick on someone, pick on orphans. Let them tell their parents. Double! Where did Sally go during the bombing? Everywhere! Triple! Why did Bob cross the road? Because he wasnt wearing his seatbelt.
When I was a boy, I had a disease that required me to eat dirt three times a day in order to survive... It's a good thing my older brother told me about it.
Why should you abuse the hell out of an orphan? Because what are they gonna do? Tell their mom or dad?
My mum told me to stop telling the suicidal jokes. I replied with: "Don't worry, suicide would be the last thing I'd do."
How do you know if there's a vegan in the room? Wait 2 minutes and they'll tell you.
Why can't you tell an Indian a secret? Because the red dot means they're recording!
I walked into an orphanage and a kid was crying. I asked him what was wrong and he said some kids were bullying him. I told him to go tell his parents.
Why is it okay to hit orphans? Its not like they can tell their parents
Do you know how to make 4 Albanians stand on a shoebox? Just tell him that it floats.
My son told me he has to bring an object for show and tell at school
So I had him bring my wife
A blind man walks into a bar, and asks the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?" The bartender replies with, "I'm blonde, the man working next to me is blonde, the woman next to you is blonde, and the fat guy behind you is blonde." Then says "Do you really wanna tell the blonde joke?" the blind guy responds with "No I don't wanna tell it that many times.
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
i wanna tell you a scary math joke but i'm 2 squared to tell you
How do you tell the difference between a girl spaghetti and a boy spaghetti meatballs
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
We should stop
wait but who is the orphan going to tell THe boomerang
