What is the similarity between a joke and food?

Some people just don’t get them!

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? – A stick.

Immigration jokes just cross the line.

Why couldn’t the T-Rex clap?

Because he’s dead.

What do you call a joke without a punchline?

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

Why did Mary fall off the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator

Why did little sally fall of the swings? Because she had no arms What did sally get for Christmas? Gloves! Only joking…she still hasn’t opened the box

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get Fat.

What? were you expecting a pi joke?

You know what I saw today?

Everything I looked at.

My life is a joke.

why did the cat meow because its a cat,And they meow

What did one orphan say to the other? Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Knock, Knock. Who’s there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother’s Alzheimers has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him

What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

What do you call a cross between a gorilla and a monkey? – A cross.

What’s green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels

What do you call a man with no Body and no nose

Nobody nose

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide? Dave: No. Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

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