Anti-jokes

Anti-Jokes

Banana

The broccoli says, "I look like a small tree." The mushroom says, "I look like an umbrella." The walnut says, "I look like a brain." And the banana says, "Can we please change the subject?"

Sally

Why did little sally fall off the swings?

Because she had no arms.

What did sally get for Christmas?

Gloves! Only joking...she still hasn’t opened the box.

Suicide

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

Language

What do you call someone who points out the obvious? Someone who points out the obvious.

Calendar

Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?

No?

They both got six months.

Orphan

What did one orphan say to the other? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

  • 1
  • Goat

    What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!

  • 0
  • Knock

    Knock, knock. Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave proceeds to break into tears as his grandmother's Alzheimer's has progressed to the point where she can no longer remember him.

  • 0