Anti-jokes

Perrie.

What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat, you get fat.

What? Were you expecting a pi joke?

ASDA.

Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.

Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?

Dave: No.

Jason: Well, he hit his first target.

If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?

All of the jokes are just abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

I did ap.

I did ap who? (I did a poo)

EEWW you did a poo???

Tada mun ang hai jiwain taage naal khota bania Honda ae.

There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."

So the guy replies,

OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."

So the guy replies,

OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"

So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

What do you call a cow with no legs?

It's still called a "cow."

Myself.

Why did Johnny cry?

He was molested by his sister. Johnny enjoyed it, though.

What is the similarity between an anti-joke and a clown? Neither are funny.

What rock has four men that don't sing?

One Direction.

What comes next in the pattern: ottffs?

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

How do you make a tissue dance?

Put a boogie in it!

A woman walks into a library and asks if they have any books about paranoia. The librarian says, "They're right behind you!"