Anti-Jokes

notsalsa

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.

Orphan

Anonymous

Myself

Cow

Anonymous

What did the cow say to the other cow

Moo you fine

Anonymous

My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”

Advait Atharv

The broccoli says 'I look like a small tree', the mushroom says 'I look like an umbrella', the walnut says 'I look like a brain', and the banana says 'Can we please change the subject?'

School Bus

Anonymous

What's long yellow and can't swim

A School bus full of children

Bus

Anonymous

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

Because he was hit by a bus.

Billy bob joe

Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten

totally funny

just laugh

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Anonymous

What rock has four men that don't sing?

One Direction

You're welcome, citizen.

So, this guy walked into a cannibal bar. The barista asked him what he wants, and the man ordered water. Then he left, because he wasn't a cannibal and just wanted a glass of water.

Hey dude

There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke." So the guy replies,

OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke." So the guy replies,

Ok. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies "Here you go."

So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.

Rony

Student asks teacher if I throw apple & noodles which 1 will fall 1st teacher replied I don't know then student replied noodles will fall 1st because noodles r fast foods

gamingboss27

how do you make a tissue dance put a boogie in it

Zuchuri

All the lines on the LGBT flag are straight

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IF YOU EVER GET MAD AT A ORPHAN PUCH THEM IN THE FACE... WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO TELL THERE PARENTS?

jAMEs ChArLes

People are like trees...

If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over