Anti-jokes
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
I did ap.
I did ap who? (I did a poo)
EEWW you did a poo???
Perrie.
Three good friends decided to meet in their favorite caffe.
The meetup was a successful one, because they all enjoyed themselves.
I have breakfast with my boys.
What do you call a PEIS?
Student asks teacher, "If I throw an apple and noodles, which one will fall first?"
Teacher replied, "I don't know."
Then student replied, "Noodles will fall first because noodles are fast foods!"
My dad drove past a graveyard. He said, "I won't be buried there." I asked why.
He said, "Because I am not dead yet!"
Wow, this group is a joke, like my life.
How do you make a tissue dance?
Put a boogie in it!
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I can't put it down!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Cuz he felt like it mind your f***ing business like damn.
Just laugh.
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Q. What's the difference between my phone battery and an anti-vax kid?
A. Nothing, they both die at ten.
What does "Keo" stand for?
Kick Elmo more.
My friend texted me and asked me, "Hey. What's your favorite emoji?"
I said, "😬😬😬😬😬😬😬"
She said, "Why?"
I said, "'Cause it's your twin."
Five little monkeys jumping on the bed,
One fell off and bumped his head.
The momma called the doctor and the doctor said...
“We’re calling Child Protective Services.”
This isn't a joke, just an American back-to-school list.
1. Pencils
2. Binders
3. Paper
4. Pencil sharpener.
What, did you think I was going to make a school shooter joke?
I'm a big fan of white boards; they're remarkable.
You're gay, except it...