Anti-jokes
Perrie.
ASDA.
Jason: Did you hear about the storm-trooper who attempted suicide?
Dave: No.
Jason: Well, he hit his first target.
What comes next in the pattern, ottffs?
S, because it represents numbers going up: one, two, three, four, five, six, seven.
gamer
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
What's long, yellow, and can't swim?
A school bus full of children.
What's the time?
How would I know?
There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender says, "I'll give you a drink if you can tell me a meta-joke."
So the guy replies,
OK. There was this guy going to a bar. The guy asks for a drink. The bartender replies, "Here you go!"
So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink. So he gives the guy a drink.
People are like trees...
If you hit them with an ax multiple times, they'll fall over.
All of the jokes are just abuse.
Hello friken world shitytytytytytyt.
The joke is me.
What do you call a magic owl?
HOOdini
What's brown and sticky?
A stick.
Please don't kill [me].
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
Fat, you get fat.
What? Were you expecting a pi joke?
If you ever get mad at an orphan, punch them in the face... What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a bus.
Fuck burger.