Mr. CheezFartz
Cheese on my dick, condom with cheese in my ass, cheese in my mouth, cheezy fart in my nose, cheeto dust on my fingers, fat and cholestrol, that's me! I love cheese. I love cheese to the point to where the aroma of cheese takes me to heaven. My favorite type of cheese is blue cheese, mozzarella, and nacho cheese. I also love Extra Cheddar Goldfish and Cheese Balls, Cheez-Its, along with Ritz crackers with cheddar cheese. LOVE EATING SHREDDED CHEESE AT 3AM SO MUCH!!!! And I love copy pasting some cheesy lyrics!!!! I have a fetish towards cheese so yeah!
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
Why was the cheese always so confident? Because it had such a "gouda" self-image.
What did the cheese say to itself in the mirror? "Halloumi, who's the tastiest of them all?"
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
Why did the cheese blush? Because it saw the salad dressing.
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain. What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
Why did the cheese fail the test? It couldn't make the grade curd.
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion? There was nothing left but de-brie.
What do you call cheese that's not yours? Nacho cheese!
Why did the cheese go to therapy? Because it had too many emotional holes.
Bro I gotta tell you a joke Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
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