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A meme with two parts. The upper part is a dialogue between a kid and a mother about dark humor. The mother tells her kid to tell a man without arms to clap. The kid responds he's blind, and the mother says, "Exactly." The bottom part shows a man in a sports uniform being interviewed in front of a football field at night. The text on the image says, "They had us in the first half, not gonna lie."

kanade otonokoji

A flyer for a missing goldfish with the text "MISSING GOLDFISH" at the top. There's a picture of a goldfish below the title. The flyer also reads "Answers to 'Larry'", "Do not chase", "May become aggressive", and has a reward of "$0.15" and a phone number.

PurplePanda

When I tell my bf I saw him fall yesterday.

A screenshot of a text message conversation. One person says "I saw you fall in the hall yesterday ;)". The other person responds, "I dint fall I attacked the floor". The first person replies, "Backwards???" And the second person replies "Im freaking talented."

Anonymous

I’m a professional 😉

A man is shown in five different panels. In the first panel, he is yelling: "WHY DID YOU HAVE SEX WITH HER?". The second panel shows another man, who responds: "SHE WAS LYING THERE NAKED, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO?!". In the third panel, the first man is yelling: "THE AUTOPSY, THE FUCKING AUTOPSY!". In the fourth panel, he is throwing a chair, and yelling: "DON'T TELL ME HOW TO DO MY JOB!". In the fifth panel, he is pointing and yelling: "YOU ARE THE WORST VET ON EARTH!"

Kaylaツ

lol me all the time

The image shows two men sitting on a couch. One man on the left is being held with his mouth covered by the other man. The text above the image says, "When your best friend starts telling..." and text below says "... an embarrassing story about you."

Erichh

A Person that puts a RickRoll in a book is actually the hero we all needed...

A page of text detailing the life and work of Niels Bohr, a prominent figure in physics.

Dawson Maxey

Barney

The meme shows two images side by side. On the left, a Tyrannosaurus Rex is roaring. The text above reads "MY MOM TELLING EVERYONE TO GET READY FOR CHURCH:". On the right, Barney the Dinosaur is smiling. The text above reads "MY MOM WHEN WE GET TO CHURCH:".

minecraftsuchti

The image shows a campaign poster for Rick Astley as Prime Minister. The poster includes his picture and a list of actions that he will 'never' do. Below is a blue 'vote' button with a hand about to press it. The poster text reads 'VOTE RICK ASTLEY PRIME MINISTER HE WILL NEVER GIVE YOU UP LET YOU DOWN RUN AROUND DESERT YOU MAKE YOU CRY SAY GOODBYE TELL A LIE HURT YOU'

Anonymous

Should I tell him about the suspicious black guy under him?

A photo of a person's legs and feet walking on a sidewalk, with a long, dark shadow cast by their body, making it seem like a person is walking under them.

Your local comrade

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."

Germanuser

A close-up of a phone screen showing airplane mode icon, a battery icon and the time 9:11. Below the icons the text "Is my phone trying to tell me something 🤨" is placed.

Heroin Monkey

A photo of actor Keanu Reeves looking slightly impatient. The text overlay reads: "Me waiting for my grandpa to stop choking so I can tell him I put a lego piece in his oatmeal."

Claoky

The origin of my pfp

A white kitten with one blue eye and one brown eye. Above its head is a loading symbol. The text says: "So tell me more about yourself" Me, trying to remember who I am:

shaylie lol

The image shows a four-panel reaction meme. The top panel shows a person laughing with the caption "You:". The second panel shows another person laughing with the caption "Your brother:". The third panel shows a white cat with an awkward smile with the caption "The guest:". The fourth panel shows a person with a serious face with the caption "Your mom:". Above the panels, the text reads "When you tell a slightly offensive joke at the dinner table."

Angel_Izzy

A young boy with a serious face. The text says: "When you tell your dad to do a magic trick and he disappears forever."

freddyfatbear

tru

Two people are on the image. One is about to hit the other with a guitar. The text on the image reads: "When your best friend starts telling an embarrassing story about you:".

Heroin Monkey

A dark horse wearing a hat is inside a bar. The text above says "You're never gonna believe what just happened" and the response is "Tell me". The text below says "horse in the bar".

Toast ツ

The image shows a comparison of a Rolex watch and a Godzilla watch. The Rolex watch is a gold wristwatch with a metal band on the left. On the right is a Godzilla-themed plastic watch. Below the watches there are three check marks and three crosses along with three statements: "Tells time," "Affordable," and "Godzilla." The Rolex gets a check mark for telling time, while the Godzilla watch gets a check mark for all three.

blach66

A scene from the Simpsons shows Ralph sitting on a bus with a worried expression. Above the image is text that reads, "When you tell your English teacher she made a spelling mistake." Below Ralph, the text says "(chuckles) I'm in danger."

TechPriestGotDrip

I also got mine replaced, hehe, I have a special surprised for you UwU

The image is a four-panel grid. The first panel shows the text 'Male and Female' next to a figure in a red robe. The second panel shows 'Non-Binary' next to an identical figure. The third panel shows 'Impossible to tell under all the machinery and tubes' next to another identical figure. The fourth panel shows the text 'Gender is irrelevant meatbag, I have replaced my genitalia with a neutron laser' next to the same figure now raising its arms.

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