Drone jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.