Drone jokes

What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

— Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

I don't know... I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

"Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

Anyone know what bird that is?

What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

It was just a big hunter killer drone.

What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

Not sure, I just fly the drone.

Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

"I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

To become a licensed airline pilot requires 1,500 hours (two years) of training. But it only takes 10 seconds to steal the pilot’s jacket and hat.

Science flies you to the moon, but religion flies you into skyscrapers.

pilot: *over intercom* we're all going to die.

passengers: *start freaking out*

pilot: all of us will one day, no one knows when.

passengers: *sigh with relief*

pilot: but it'll probably be when we hit that mountain.