Drone

Drone Jokes

Difference

What's the difference between an Afghan kindergarten and a military target?

The drone guy didn't know either.

Palestinian

How do you tell the difference between a Palestinian elementary school and a terrorist training camp?

Answer... I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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  • Taliban

    What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?

    I don't know... I just fly the drone.

    Kindergarten

    What's the difference between a Syrian kindergarten and an ISIS hospital?

    I wouldn't know, I'm just the drone operator.

    Friend

    My friend put an action toy and called it Kobe and put it on a drone. I realized that my friend didn't know how to fly a drone.

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  • Bird

    Bro, yesterday this bird made the weirdest chirp. It sounded something like this:

    "Error code 6, 4, 4, 2, sound: bird call, failed to play, government drone 0, 7, 7, 5 requires maintenance."

    Anyone know what bird that is?

    Answer

    Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?

    What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?

    Difference

    What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?

    Not sure, I just fly the drone.

    Difference

    What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?

    Not too sure. I just fly the drone.

    Difference

    What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?

    I don't know, I just fly the drone.

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  • Difference

    What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?

    — Don't ask me. How should I know? I'm just the drone pilot.

    Difference

    What's the difference between an Al Qaeda Base and a Pakistani School?

    "I don't know man, I just fly the drones."

    School

    What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

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