People sometimes ask me why I cut myself. I usually answer that at least I can scan my worth at the supermarket.
What’s the similarity between peas from Tesco and emos?
They both have barcodes.
An orphan walks into a supermarket, gets lost and calls for his mum, then remembers.
My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97
I feel bad for shopping carts. They're always being pushed around.
It's embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down. Luckily, the supermarket is just around the corner.
A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"
Why do Midgets work at Tesco because every little helps
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored I draw on my hands with pen, well this guy walks up to me and says “ you know I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself” and so without thinking I said “ well I’ve already got those so I think I’m fine.... 😳he looked concerned. Oops lol
Why do dwarfs work at tesco?Because every little helps!
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
My Dad said he got me from the Shops and I remembered what grandpa said about him
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? -- He was stealing all the samples.
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realised I was in a rape museum
Why is there no walmarts in Palestine. There is targets everywhere
there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist
