Supermarket

Supermarket Jokes

Its embarrassing when there is no toilet paper and you need to go and get one with your pants down, lucky enough the super market is just round the corner.

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A women walkes into a supermarket and sees a blined man swing a dog around in the air so the women walkes up to him and asked "what what are you doing" the man says " just having a look round"

I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realised I was in a rape museum

there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.