This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Monster Under The Bed
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Explain Bear
Listen up, dummy! The "monster" your uncle's gonna show you ain't no cute furry thing from "Monsters, Inc."! It's his ding-dong, and he wants you to bend over so he can stick it where the sun don't shine. If he says that, run away because that's how people get hurt. You are probably the kind of person who needs to hear that.