Conspiracy jokes
9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
What makes 9/11 an inside job?
Someone started calling it 10/7.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭