9/11 and Jenga are the same.
It's a controlled demolition.
Don't mistake my silence for weakness. No one plans a murder out loud.
People claim that Trump has Russian ties. That’s not true, just some crazy conspiracy theorists. All of Trump's ties are made in China.
A man walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist, "May I have a bottle of arsenic, please?" She is shocked. "Why would you want something like that?" The man calmly tells her, "I want to poison my unfaithful wife and her lover." The pharmacist is now horrified. She said, "I can not possibly give you that. It is completely illegal and I would lose my license and be prosecuted for conspiracy and murder!" At this point the man hands the pharmacist a photo of his unfaithful wife having sex with the pharmacist's husband. She examines it then looks up at him. "Oh. I didn't know you had a prescription."
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
If you faked the moon mission, don't apollo-gize.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
Where in hell is Lee Harvey Oswald now when we need him?
What makes a 360 no-scope and JFK's assassination similar?
Both were some of the greatest achievements in history to achieve.
9/11... 911... COINCIDENCE I THINK NOT!
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
What do you call sex in the world trade center?
An inside job.
What's the difference between COVID and 9/11?
I've never heard of someone dying in a car accident, and the media blaming it on 9/11.
If chickens make chicken nuggies, does that mean dinosaur chickens make Dino nuggies?!?
CONSPIRACY!!!
When the person who killed JFK heard "headshot."
What do the Nicaraguan Contras, Crips, and Crack have in common? The CIA.
If the moon landing was fake, so is your house.
Conspiracy Theorists: Technoblade is still alive!
Me: Pigs live between 15 and 20 years!
Fans: 😭😭😭
If Hillary and Biden got locked in a room together, all they would talk about is how to ruin America and make a plan to steal children.
