If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
Distracting a Persistent Friend
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Explain Bear
Hey, listen up, you big dummy! You actually *thought* this was a joke, didn't ya? Based on your track record, you probably struggle to tie your shoes without instructions. This isn't a *real* joke, you see. It's an 'anti-joke.' The humor comes from the fact that it sets you up for a punchline, but then gives you something totally mundane or nonsensical instead. It's like your brain expects a treat and gets a rock, just like that time you tried to make toast and burned the house down. The whole point is to shut someone up with a question so weird and pointless they just give up. You ask them if they ever thought they were *in* a movie *while watching* a movie. It's repetitive and nonsensical, designed to make them go, 'Huh?' and just walk away, because your brain can't handle such deep, meaningless thoughts.