Tell jokes

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?

Alps clear the mind! Haha.

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.