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I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.

I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!

Me: Where are they?

Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.

I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Q: Why is it fun to hit an orphan?

A: Who are they going to tell, their parents?

I would tell you a story of my dad... If I knew who he was.

This is a big joke, so yeah, you can't tell me what to do. This joke is funny, so laugh, okay?

Now that you're done laughing, let me say a joke... Get it? There was no joke! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhahhaha lololol so funny, I'm ninja!

Is it bad to hit an orphan?

What are they gonna do, tell their parents?

Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!

Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.

I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.