Tell jokes
I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.
Wanna hear a skeleton joke?
Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.
I would tell you a cat pun, but it's too purr-fect to share.
Run, or something will come to you, and you will be afraid to tell it to stop following you.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!
Me: Where are they?
Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄
Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.
How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home!
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.
I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."
Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"
Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?
It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.
Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.
Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.
*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****
I was talking to a Muslim yesterday, and he asked me what it's like to be blind.
I happened to tell him about 20 jokes; in fact, I was working on my twentieth. So I answered with, "At least I don't have to screw in light bulbs. It's not like I need the damn things anyway."
I accidentally hit an orphan with my car, but I was not worried because he couldn’t tell his parents.
I would tell you the pun about the broken pencil, but it has no point to it.