I'd tell you a joke about unemployed people, but none of them work.
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My credit card is more declined the the love from my dad
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke; I told him he bombed it
My Japanese friend told me a Peral Harbor joke. I told him he bombed it.
Someone came to me and said “your dad is gay”. I just said “wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!”
I'd tell a joke about my abusive dad, but I only remember the punch line.