Someone came to me and said, "Your dad is gay." I just said, "Wait. You know where my dad is? Please tell me!"
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. The dude is less concerned that his pop is a fruitcake and more stoked that someone knows where he is. It's funny 'cause family drama beats sexuality revelations any day, especially if you're as dense as a brick.