Disabled people jokes
I'll try not to post jokes about disabled people anymore.
I shouldn't kick a guy when he's Down's.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
What do you call a pool full of disabled people?
Vegetable soup.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
I'm ashamed of some of the jokes I told that mocked disabled people.
So I threw in a couple racist ones to even it out.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!