Disabled people jokes
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
Why do disabled people make good golfers?
Because they're always handicapped.
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
I'll try not to post jokes about disabled people anymore.
I shouldn't kick a guy when he's Down's.
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call basketball for disabled people?
Rocket League?
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot in prison.
Disabled people can help the world to get a printed copy of "Leaning Tower of Pisa," exactly leaned at an angle.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
Why do you make fun of disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
You guys should be ashamed of yourselves, making fun of the disabled. After all, they can't stand up for themselves.
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do most disabled people eat?
Their arm.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
Why are disabled people screwed?
Because you can't run or hide!
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.