Disabled people

Disabled People Jokes

Shark

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

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  • People

    What do you call disabled people that follow politics?

    A special interest group.

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  • People

    I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

    ... because they can't stand up for themselves.

    Hitler

    What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?

    Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.

    Laughter

    If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?

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  • Force

    What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?

    Special Forces.

    God

    Why did God build a stairway to heaven?

    So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.

    People

    What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?

    Seasoned vegetables.

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  • Shark

    If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.

    People

    What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!