Disabled people jokes
What is a group of disabled people in a coma called?
A salad.
Why can't disabled people make jokes?
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy, isn't it?
If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call disabled people in a hot tub? -- Vegetable soup.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
What do you call disabled people that follow politics?
A special interest group.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
I hate it when disabled people get bullied...
... because they can't stand up for themselves.
If laughter is the best medicine, shouldn't we go up to disabled people and laugh at them?
What sucks about disabled people?
They can't stand up for themselves.
What is it called if you give 100 disabled people guns?
Special Forces.
Why did God build a stairway to heaven?
So all the disabled people will have to go to hell.
What is the worst comedy for disabled people?
Stand-up comedy!
What do you call a group of ethnically diverse disabled people?
Seasoned vegetables.
What do you call a room full of disabled people with epilepsy?
A seizure salad.
You know why I only date disabled people? Cause they can't get away.
Did you hear about the TikTok post that offended disabled people? Some didn't reply because the comment section was disabled.
If you play the movie "Jaws" in reverse, it's a heartwarming story about a shark who gives arms and legs to disabled people.
What do you call something that has 50 legs but can't walk? 25 disabled people!
What do you call a one-legged Asian?
Tie Won Shoo.