The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
Lol. It was just a prank bro.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep
it was just a prank bro
My heart says to stop because it hurts Bro chill its really not that deep
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
Yah hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
My friends were the pilots on 911 they told me. "bro chill its just a prank."
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes! "
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon"
Me:bro i don't think the twin towers will ever order pizza again friend: why Me: because when they ordered pepperoni all they got was plane
bro your hairline is still missing even dora the explorer cant discover it
Teacher: "Ok class, what animal jumps the highest?" Kid: "A leopard." Quiet kid: "No, it's emo kids. Some of them are still in the air." Kid: "Broooooooooooo."
when my bro says YOUR MOM when I'm talking when I'm at school talking and my friend says YOUR MOM me punches him;-;
bro living is so expensive and im not even having fun doing it or getting my moneys worth
Bro I thought your hair line was the dorito logo
bro im so gay i can't even spell strait
bro ww2 was jus a joke
