Bro jokes

I talk with a friend about something and there comes Quandangle, things with his shoes, and I'm just like, "Bro, what the heeeeel?"

Yo bro, look at this twig I found on the floor. Wait...

Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?

Your Friend: Bro, I'm having a movie sleepover tonight. I've invited 17 people, wanna come?

You: Yeah, but why so many people?

Your Friend: Because the DVD says only 18+ viewers.

You: Dude!!!!

Hello, I am typing with the microphone, euros, hello bro and 0LXDXD bra, that’s funny, and also you are gay. Ha ha ha ha ha, get it done by eight.

You're so bad at games, bro, they gave you AIDS before losing! 😹

The man says, "Can you hump me?" So the other boy says, "Bro bro bro bro bro."

Bro, you were born in a local 7-Eleven bathroom.

Go touch some grass, bro.

Alright ALYA and drew ALYA's boyfriend!! Have a good fucking life, I hardly even think drew is real but uk whatever I've passed on but DREW if u fucking wanna beef, I'll fight u bro, ur prob a stick, I'm fucking doing push ups 4 times a week 100 each.

One man said, "The audacity on that deaf kid!"

The other man said, "Bro, does he even have audio?"

Bro, your forehead so big Dakota's forehead seemed small.

"1v1 me in Clash, you're trash, bro."

Bro, your hairline and an athletics track have one thing in common: they look like Humpty Dumpty.

Why don't humans eat raw meat? Because they use technology to cry about raw meat is good. Go and leave, bro, I'm going to eat sushi.

Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.

Nevermind, it's too cheesy!

Bro, if I die, I want to die blown up by 34 pounds of C4 at a furry convention.

Dynamic song tutorial: Momo dela dela bro, dela dela bro, cuemcuemcuemcuem.

Normal people have a four-head, but bro... you got a fourteen-head.

Bro, I’m so pissed. There is always that one kid in the class who the teacher helps. I hate that guy in the wheelchair.