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The other day my friend messaged by saying “bro I have two pieces of bad news for you.” I told him to combine them. He replied with “your girlfriend is cheating on both of us.”
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Lol. It was just a prank bro.
People keep telling me that I should stop making sh jokes.. bro it's not that deep
it was just a prank bro
Bros hair looks like buzz lightyear to it to infinity and beyond.
I told someone some jokes y'know fruit ninja, barcode legs, french puppet thigh wrings. And she was like saying thats not cool and stuff. So she reported me and it was like. The counselor: So i've heard you've been making sh jokes? Me: You say it like it's a bad thing Her: It is Me: chill bro it aint that deep. Don't worry I'll end it :)
Expectation: Brr, I’m cold! Here brother! I’ll give you my jacket, I don’t want you to be cold!
Reality: Brr, I’m cold! Well, damn bro, I can’t control the weather.
Friend: UR LIT BRO!!
Me: Thats what my sleeve said to my arm
My heart says to stop because it hurts Bro chill its really not that deep
I don't understand why when I went to the shooting range today the police came, like bro I always go to elementary schools
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Two skeleton brothers are talking 1st bro: Hey get up you and do some exercise you are so hevy you weigh a ton! 2nd bro: A skele-TON :)
my best friend got ligma (ah did he, sorry bro) LIGMA BALLS
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Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?
Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC
A boy and his friend were walking down the street.
Boy 1: Bro, you still got my Nikes? Boy 2: Ye, sorry. I got em dirty. Boy 1: Please clean them, we have school tomorrow.
Boy 2 got back to his house and decided to clean his friend's shoes. After he finished drying them, he got stuck in his painfully small dryer. Then he remembered his brother needed something from the dryer. So he tried to get out, when his brother came in.
He came in twice.
(like if u understand)
Yah hurtful towards you. Bro took it personally, literally.
Orphans are really out here taking selfies. Nah bro that's a family photo.
