Tell jokes
Can you tell me the real answer to this joke?
What do you call a drone that takes the long way around?
Why should you never tell your French doctor that you bite your tongue?
Because your French doctor will give you a tetanus shot.
I didn’t wanna tell you, but I had to write this song, cause I’m in your house every night doin' your mom.
If you have a friend that will not leave you alone about something, just simply tell them: "If you watch something, have you ever thought that you're in a movie when you watch a movie?"
Your mum stinks of disabled people.
Wanna know why?
I don't know either, you tell me.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Bro, I gotta tell you a joke.
Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
Yo mama is so retarded, they tell her it was gonna be chilly outside, she went and got a bowl!
The best way to tell a Hindu person and a Muslim person apart is asking them:
"Are you 7-Eleven or 9/11?"
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
This is not a joke, but if your uncle tells you, "Bend over, touch your toes, I'll show you where the monster goes," don't do it, hehehehehe.
Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.
Flex tape can fix a sawed-in-half boat. Then how the f*** can it not fix the Titanic when it broke in half? Tell me!
Why can’t you tell JFK facts about Dallas?
Last time he was there, he got his mind blown.
Who tells the best chicken jokes?
Comedi-hens!
Three conspiracy theories walked into a bar, now tell me that's not a coincidence!
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
Once a man goes to a restaurant. Then, he was waiting until the waitress comes and tells him that they don't have food.
He was grumpy, but the waitress make him relaxing by unbuttoning her pants and undressing her panties and uncovering clothes from her pussy until everything get striped, then she say to him: "Good meal."
A man walks into a bar. He sees a family court judge, his wife, her lawyer, and a police officer. He gets on his hands and knees and prays to God out loud. The bartender says, "Why are you praying?" He says, "Because I just saw the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse, and the bible tells me when I see them the end is at hand."