These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
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When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
I would tell a joke about Kobe, but it wouldn’t really land well.
What did the phone receptionist at the suicide hotline tell the callers?
Hang in there!
What is black and white and red all over?
Answer: A newspaper.
That is what my 3-year-old told me.
I would tell you a joke about 9/11, but it would come crashing down on you.
If you’re ever bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Roses are red, Violets are blue, You are so ugly, Do not tell me that is really you.
People tell me to be nice to orphans, so I say, "What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"
I tell a man, "Get me a Glock 19." He comes back with a glove. I was about to shout at him, but then I saw a pistol in his pocket, so I left and thanked him.
I was gonna tell a baby joke, but I had to abort.
Hi everyone, my mom got me an iPad today, and this is really cool. Can someone tell me what decapitation is?
How to make an orphan die?
Tell them to yell until their folks come home.
I can tell you an airplane joke, but it will probably fly over your head.
I was gonna tell you a sodium joke, but Na, only I thought it was so dium funny.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
10 years ago my dad went to get milk. He said when he got back, he was going to tell me a joke. That joke better be worth it!
I could tell you the one about the broken pencil... but it's pointless.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Someone eats glue and tells the other, "Sorry, can't stick around!"
