How many babys does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Must be more then 9 cause my basement is still dark
If a heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from another heterosexual man at a glory hole it's called a brojob but if a homophobic heterosexual man gets anonymous oral sex from a gay man at a glory hole it's still called a brojob does it cycle now?
What’s the difference between people and chocolate? I can still buy dark chocolate
I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a dog nearby barked and ran away. Now I'm still looking for that dog to unlock my phone.
When it's been Halloween for a few months, but there's still a body hanging from your neighbor's tree.
Did you know the Titanic swimming pool is still full?
I have a the best life coach ever, because he taught to not care. He did it so well that he died last week, and I still don’t care.
what's the difference between your job and a dead hooker? your job still sucks
A husband comes home from work one day and his wife is watching the Food Network. The husband asks, "Why do you watch that? You still can’t cook," and the wife responds, "Why do you watch porn? You still can’t fuck."
i was watching my son play at the park and a lady asked me. "which one is yours" and for fun i said "i don't know i'm still choosing".
while undressing a woman, she told me she has aids, i told her she cant catch it twice but she still kept screaming
My dad still hasn’t come back with the milk. Now we are stuck eating dry cereal.
How many kids does it take to change a light bulb well it's not 53 cause my basements still dark
What is the twin towers least favorite song? "I'm Still Standing"
Hey wanna hear a construction joke? Other person: Yes Sorry, I'm still working on it! 😅
I like my cigars like I like my women,7 years old and in a burlap sack from Cuba
Ok not really racist but still funny
Ninety percent of your beauty can be removed with a Kleenex Oh were you talking to me I thought you only talked behind my back Hold still I am trying to imagine you with a personality
I looked in the mirror yesterday. I still have nightmares...
A man walks into a bar, he takes a seat and asks the barmen if he wanted to hear a blonde joke, the barmen replies before you tell this joke I want to tell you something, see the women over there, she is a black belt in karate, she's blonde , see the bouncer over there he is also a blonde, see the chick over there with that pool que she is also blonde, also I have a shotgun behind the bar i'm blonde, so do you still want to tell your joke? He replies f**k that I ain't explaining the joke 4 times.
one day I was walking around, then saw this mom mad at her kid and screamed " YoUr AdOpTeD!" he said "yeah I know my REAL mommy is still at home with daddy."
