a kid was asking a mother for money
mother: sorry I don't have money
the kid kept asking the mother for money
mother: I already told you I don't have money
the kid(the middle child): I'm your fucking child
a kid was asking a mother for money
mother: sorry I don't have money
the kid kept asking the mother for money
mother: I already told you I don't have money
the kid(the middle child): I'm your fucking child
My dad died the other day but, i was able to hear his last words"son are you still holding the ladder"
"today was the word day ever","why", because my ex got his by a bus, and i lost my job as a bus driver".
How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant? He forgot to wrap his wapper.